*Noms trophy*
Look! I just gained 5 pounds! Oh well! It's worth it.
*Noms trophy*
Look! I just gained 5 pounds! Oh well! It's worth it.
*Pets Compy's cat*
*Trophy appears out of nowhere and goes into my house by itself*
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
*miniaturises Metallion's house, pops it into Compy's birdcage and steals that too*
This is gonna look freaky hanging off a nail on my back porch
*steals miniaturized cage/house assembly from robsoles*
*uses electron microscope to identify trophy inside Metallion's mini-house, and carefully extracts said trophy*
*uses Szalinski's shrink/grow ray to increase the trophy to the size of a large planet*
That's not a new sun you see shining at night, it's the existing sun reflecting off of my trophy. Careful not to look directly at it.
*returns house to Metallion, and birdcage to Compy*
Sorry Compy, my cat found the bird before I did...
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
*Enters parallel universe where sissy didn't steal trophy, brings it back, then nods at the bird and sissy's trophy dies*
If you get the bird reference, that's awesome, but no trophy.
CPU: AMD FX 8120 8-Core Black Edition OC'd to 4.3GHz | Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-990FXA-UD3 | Graphics: Twin Radeon 7870's | Memory: 16GB G.SKILL Ripjaw Series DDR3 1600
*does something complicated that defies logic yet makes me appear smart somehow*
*pats real trophy in this universe*
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
*Reveals, via poetry, that your trophy is a fraud*
*Hides trophy, then encrypts location using quantum cryptography*
CPU: AMD FX 8120 8-Core Black Edition OC'd to 4.3GHz | Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-990FXA-UD3 | Graphics: Twin Radeon 7870's | Memory: 16GB G.SKILL Ripjaw Series DDR3 1600
*Rescues the Betelgeusian and Human you just threw out the airlock by way of the infinite probability drive in my ship.*
*Pats 42 trophies, one of which is the real LPT.*
*Wonders why there are, specifically, 42 of them.*
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
*Uses QED to determine which trophy is the real LPT*
*Takes all 42 anyhow because hey, 42 trophies are better than one.*
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
...even though 41 of those trophies are obviously made out of cardboard.
*Sets stack on fire*
*Grabs the trophy that isn't on fire*
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