I transformed it to a muscovy and that is why it flew to me.
I transformed it to a muscovy and that is why it flew to me.
"Meddle not with roos; thou art crunchy and grasshopper-like" ※The SABRFL※
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Tres Bièn. Mon preferé.
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I doubt any of you would notice me walking quickly up the street from takisan's place with the trophy hidden beneath my topcoat; and if you did happen to look, the wispy, bedraggled gray hair and unkempt beard flapping maniacally in the wind, combined with the low growling singsong voice muttering "Turn it into the purple bird from that inkblot test, did you, Dr. Jetsam? We'll see about that!!" would probably be enough to make you avert your eyes.
Back home, I apply myself in the shop, in short order expertly remaking the trophy into a magnificent specimen of award hardware; then, I place it ever so gently on the mantel. The brand-new merino wool felt that I just attached to the base pleasantly muffles the solid thunk as it comes to rest on the pristine white marble, the glimmering red and yellow reflections of the crackling fire in the hearth dancing merrily across the gleaming metal whilst I settle into my big comfortable leather recliner to continue reading the entries under the letter K in my Oxford English Dictionary. "Ah, how I love weekends!" I sigh, skipping lightly past 'kazoo,' 'kea,' 'keach,' 'keach-cup,' 'kead,' 'keak,' and 'keal,' with the sweet anticipation of plunging again into the depths of 'keel' rapidly approaching, to be followed shortly by 'keen' and 'keep'!
"No one will ever get this trophy from me again," I whisper to myself. My darling white Himalayan cat purrs contentedly on my lap. "That's right, Jezebel...no one!" I say to her, scritching her behind her left ear, just the way she likes it.
Who's Jezebel, your girlfriend‽
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What?! Is she Canadian?
It's been a while since I held that thing, so I may as well take back what's rightfully mine.
So did he snag the gemstone, or did he leave it in? Or did he replace it with something else? Can you tell? Might need a cat scan.
Might need a summoning charm.
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*Takes trophy and places it behind my heavily fortified walls of my city in the game Evony while you are easily distracted by the very misleading ad.*
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