The last place trophy game

[JayRobert]

Snatch the trophy just as Labus and parts of Europe are sucked into a black hole before I reverse the effect using solar wind sails, several tons of solid rocket fuel, and some duct tape.

I also take credit for inventing the world wide web, now that CERN is not around to dispute it, and Al Gore receives another Nobel Prize (given in honor of Labus, who is now credited with resolving the debt crisis in Greece and Portugal), this time for inventing the Internet.

[Endomancer]

Takes JayRobert's duct tape and uses it to fix leaky trophy then continues paddling

[jetsam]

Where are you paddling to? Also, does anyone have any surface space? I'm in dire need of cabinetry... like, I really, really need a counter-top, or something... Oh and I float up behind you and grab the trophy and float away and then I drop it in the ocean. SO I'm thinking like a workbench, but with a thing on top for holding components and tools, and a thing underneath for prints and posters and files and stuff...

[d_yat]

Quick, I Just voted in the UK General election for the first time in my life, I NEED A TROPHY TO CELEBRATE!

*Trophy magically appears before me*

"How rare!"

*celebrates*
*while waiting for the trophy to decide to disappear again, eats Jam on Crumpets with a cup of tea*

[sqrooup]

*takes trophy whilst Gordon, David, and Nick fight over d_yat's vote*

[CompyTheInsane]

*Eats trophy*

[takisan]

Feeds you something to get you to vomit. You regurgitate trophy as I walk away humming Your Horoscope for Today.

[thomas144]

I grab that trophy and run away. I go home and lock it in my closet and stand by the door to make sure noboby takes it...

[sqrooup]

*saws away the wood from beneath the trophy and runs away with it laughing hysterically*

[JayRobert]

Meet sqrooup on the street, still chuckling. Tell him some real good ones, nab the trophy as he's ROTSLHAO.