*Eats trophy*
*gashes your stomach, pulls out nothing but a dissolving portal gun, follows the blue portal in your esophagus to the orange portal in the ocean, finds the trophy, then combines myself with the trophy, turns into a turtle, hides in an underwater cavern with everything I need to become self-sustained, and blocks the only entrance to the cavern with a barnacle covered rock so I'm not noticed*
Booooooom The asteroid that kills the dinosaurs hits right on top of your cavern.
Everything is destroyed except this one innocent trophy.
I grabs it quick and before Compy can swallow it , I stuff it back in his stomach.
This cat must be low on iron. He's eaten this trophy what like a thousand times already! ROFL
I steal the trophy from his stomach and toss him into a vault filled with iron Krabby Patties.
I then remerge with the trophy and shoot you with the portal gun, so now you have a portal on your torso, allowing me to quickly escape you from any range.
Rofltih!
Traded the coyote to robsoles for the trophy. Now he's set for Saturday cartoons! Thanks robsoles.
No.
*Reattaches trophy to gaming rig so that its CPU can no longer be capped at 800MHz*
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