*swipes trophy and cards*
*feeds cards to the dog*
*drinks eggnog from trophy*
*swipes trophy and cards*
*feeds cards to the dog*
*drinks eggnog from trophy*
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
*disguises self as dog food*
*is eaten by the dog and checks the cards inside it's stomach*
Oh look, another royal flush. That means the trophy's mine again.
*Moves up to the dog's control room and has it eat the trophy*
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*eats the dog*
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
*Is still in the dog's control room*
*Eats through Sissy13's torso and comes out as a baby alien dog*
*Proceeds to grow adult and violently eviscerate the crew of this spaceship we've teleported to one by one ... including Ripley*
Ps: Trophy's still with me in the alien dog's control room.
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*Puts trophy on my gaming rig*Originally Posted by Trophy
*hacks into Compy's gaming rig*
*in my computer:*Code:sudo mv /trophy Sissy13/trophy
Code:chmod 600 trophy sudo chown root:root trophy
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Nice try. The trophy remains mine.Code:C:\Users\compy\>sudo mv /trophy Sissy13/trophy 'sudo' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
But since the trohpy was in my alien man eating dog, it teleported along with it.
*Eats Compy*
*Eats Compy's gaming rig*
*Takes a flight to Japan*
*Eats own gaming laptop*
*Challenges Compy to a Counter-Strike rematch for the trophy*
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Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
*Keeps the trophy until that rematch actually happens*
*Takes Lord of Time's tardis to the moment just after I won said rematch.*
Mine.
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Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
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