Re: eeepc 901: no wakeup after standby
Have you installed the Array kernel?
I'm using a 901 with Ubuntu-eee which has the Array kernel built in. I've set Power Management to Suspend when I close the lid, and it wakes up perfectly by pressing any key.
Hibernate (probably) won't work with no swap, but Suspend should.
If you prefer to stick with eeebuntu, a new version will be out in a week or so, based on Intrepid and with the Array kernel.
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