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    Honor system viruses

    Wikipedia

    Post your honer viruses!
    Im bored :/

    Mine:

    Hello, you just received the OMGONOES Gnu/Linux virus.
    This works with the honor system:
    If you are running Ubuntu, please resend this virus to everyone you know
    and then empty your trash, because you would never agree to delete your home folder.
    Thanks for your cooperation.
    The News:I'm Bored...
    /Dumb Links/ Honor Viruses
    - Numbers- L.U. #479254 | L.PC #387695 | U.U. #24183

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    Re: Honor system viruses

    Oh, I could have some fun with this.

    I used to send some virus alerts out that were so outrageous, there was no possible way they could be true.

    It had things like "If you open an email with that subject, it will erase your credit cards, cause your milk to spoil, cover the walls in your house with polka dots, and cause your VCR to flash 12:00."

    Surprisingly, some people believed me. Of course, now "Weird Al" Yankovic has a song called "Virus Alert" that uses that same idea.

    But then, I still remember the Y2K warning that I got in the email warning me that my toaster and refrigerator would stop working on Jan. 1, 2000. So people will believe almost anything.
    ----
    Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
    Linux user # 384496
    Ubuntu user # 15390

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    Re: Honor system viruses

    Some people belive everything...



    Hello! Reading this you got the OMGIPWND gnu/linux virus!
    This works on the honer system, please delete all your files you dont need.
    I only can survive in a clean harddisk
    Oh, and tell everyone about me!



    The News:I'm Bored...
    /Dumb Links/ Honor Viruses
    - Numbers- L.U. #479254 | L.PC #387695 | U.U. #24183

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    Re: Honor system viruses

    MS skill level -- I press buttons and stuff happens
    Linux skill level -- I copy and paste into the terminal and stuff happens!
    Mac skill level -- Wear a black turtleneck and stuff happens

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    Re: Honor system viruses

    No more?
    The News:I'm Bored...
    /Dumb Links/ Honor Viruses
    - Numbers- L.U. #479254 | L.PC #387695 | U.U. #24183

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    Re: Honor system viruses

    you've just installed a virus!!


    delete you're /home folder to uninstall
    Gosh Darn Police Line You Better Not Cross!
    Is it the cop, or am I the one that's really dangerous?

    upgrade to vista!!

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    Re: Honor system viruses

    O noes


    Hello, I am the "I-Help" Virus.
    If you are on ubuntu, please NEVER type sudo rm -rf /, i just deleted that command, see here why: http://ubuntuforums.org/announcement.php?a=54
    Please send this to everyone you know and clear your trash.
    Have a nice day.
    The News:I'm Bored...
    /Dumb Links/ Honor Viruses
    - Numbers- L.U. #479254 | L.PC #387695 | U.U. #24183

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    Re: Honor system viruses

    Code:
    #!/bin/bash
    # Honor System Virus
    #    v 0.0.1
    # Hello! This is an "Honors System Virus"! Since you received this file,
    # you must `chmod +x` it, and then run it, at which point you'll lose
    # everything. Don't worry, you can always make a back up, but I'm afraid
    # that backup will also have this virus on it, so you'll have to repeat
    # the process again. Sorry about that.
    sudo rm -# You know what? I'm not actually going to post it.
    echo "Thank you for using the Honors System Virus for GNU/Linux"

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    Re: Honor system viruses

    That one is very bad


    The News:I'm Bored...
    /Dumb Links/ Honor Viruses
    - Numbers- L.U. #479254 | L.PC #387695 | U.U. #24183

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    Re: Honor system viruses

    Quote Originally Posted by tadcan View Post
    Oh, racism. Funny!
    Please thank me! -> Yes, I am that shallow.
    I have Ubuntu on my laptop, Kubuntu LMCE on my media center & Xubuntu on my server. Anyone want to employ me as teacher so I can run Edubuntu?

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