alias: usb v0b05p17ABd*dc*dcs*dp*ic*ics*ip*
Good news! Your device is covered. Let's load the driver and see if there are interesting messages:
sudo modprobe rtl8192cu
dmesg | grep -i rtl
Would it be murder if I took an Axe and chopped my pc up in small pieces?
Don't give up yet. We will endeavor to persevere.