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    Ban the User Above You Poetically

    just as the title say ban the user above you with a poem. any poem will do. any skill level is acceptable. just make sure you ban with a poem

    here ye, here ye
    the ban poetic
    is now for thee
    now get rid of the tick

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Who has seen the wind?
    Neither I nor you:
    But you shall be punished for that,
    As the banhammer gets through.


    Who has seen the wind?
    Neither you nor I:
    But you shall banish from this forum,
    As the banhammer gets by.

    (a virtual high-five to those who knows which poem I ripped off borrowed from).

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    banned for thinking I might know not Rossetti
    but alas, you may say my concerns are petty
    If you have freedom but you don't value it, you're likely to lose it. -Richard Stallman

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I'll give it a try
    and ban this rybnik guy
    though I don't know why

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Can you see?
    I ban you, see!
    Though I'm clearly not a poet
    And now you all know it
    You are banned from A to Z.
    int main() {
    insert_clever_signature();
    return 0;
    }

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Dost thou, craven, flee?
    Then must I ban thee!
    Swiftly banned thou art,
    By the grave Linux Tux,
    And with hockey pucks!
    Get thee hence, depart!

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

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    Last edited by soloman469; June 9th, 2013 at 08:24 PM. Reason: Wrong button lol
    My computer specs: -Ubuntu 14.04 (Trusty Tahr) -Intel Pentium D CPU 3.40GHz
    -Frequency:3389.176 MHz -Graphics Card: Intel 82Q963/Q965 Integrated Graphics Controller
    -L2 Cache:2048 KB
    -RAM:3 GB

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Quote Originally Posted by zombifier25 View Post
    Who has seen the wind?
    Neither I nor you:
    But you shall be punished for that,
    As the banhammer gets through.


    Who has seen the wind?
    Neither you nor I:
    But you shall banish from this forum,
    As the banhammer gets by.

    (a virtual high-five to those who knows which poem I ripped off borrowed from).


    In choir we had to sing that! LOL GOOD WORK BRO!!! *HIGHFIVE!!!*
    My computer specs: -Ubuntu 14.04 (Trusty Tahr) -Intel Pentium D CPU 3.40GHz
    -Frequency:3389.176 MHz -Graphics Card: Intel 82Q963/Q965 Integrated Graphics Controller
    -L2 Cache:2048 KB
    -RAM:3 GB

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    "Ode to the Soloman"
    Solman with supper in his pan.
    Soloman drinks his black and tan.
    Soloman you know the plan.
    Soloman you just got banned.
    Why aren't you on #ubuntuforums on irc.freenode.net?
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    Moose is offline Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Roses are dead.
    Violets are dead.
    I'm a bad gardener.
    You're banned.
    Last edited by Moose; March 20th, 2013 at 12:39 AM.

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