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Tux realized he was being held in the depths of Microsoft's headquarters. Tux then...

the article suddenly incinerates itself resulting in the article disappearing and Tux getting mad. In a fit of rage, Tux...

Tux steals the energy of the lightsaber, and releases the stolen energy at his target through a massive energy wave. After the dust clears...

and succeeded to destroy Godzilla then went over to Japan to take Godzilla's place.

ping pong. But the Chinese did not wish to continue the game because Tux pwns at ping pong, so...

China

pie, but there was no pie so Tux ate his brains. Then, Tux...

then he destroys everything in the region including himself. then realizing he's now dead and a zobmie, Tux...

then Tux said, "I UNLEASH ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION UPON YOU" to the lion because Tux had to do what the lion could not do (install Ubuntu), (why he said this, i don't know) then unleashed a shockwave of...

but Tux grew bored of the penguins down there, and decided to load up the internet and create a portal to the Microsoft servers. Tux goes through the portal, ending up at the Microsoft servers, then...

then gets smashed by the Windows Server 2003 software.

an insanely large, 500000x larger than real life Microsoft Windows 7 disc in Microsoft land.

wakes up instead in the land of the MIcrosoft support forums. Terrified, Tux...

then, because the TUMS were not working, Tux went to the middle of the city/town he's in and says...

After the explosion, birds come around to eat at the mangled bits of flesh. But Tux regenerates, and the birds get absorbed into his regenerated body. Tux, exhausted and covered with pigeon...

triple-shot espresso coffee. Then he took in too much energy from the caffeine, and...

so Tux unleashed a destructive shockwave of energy directly at the source of the bad music, making the music stop and everyone run away. After venting his energy, Tux...

after the party was over, Tux killed everyone, because he's still a monster. Then...

drinks the Monster, then turns into a monster, and goes on a rampage to destroy everything. The Military gets involved, then...

so he goes on a rage, and unleashes a shockwave of energy destroying the toilet, the magazine, and everything within a hundred miles, leaving an extremely large crater shaped like the Ubuntu logo. ...

which in turn is eaten by a Windows 7 DVD. Tux, now stuck inside the belly of the Win3.1 floppy inside the WIn7 disc's belly, decides to...

then the Anti-Tux (Tux's evil twin from a parallel universe) appears and says "DIE!!!!!!!!!" then begins to attack Tux. Tux then...

... grabbed AK-47s, Shotguns, Desert Eagle handguns, and a flamethrower and then challenged Tux to a war. Tux...

...got hit by one of the flying Vista discs, resulting in a decent wound to his body. Tux then...

...but then the discs on the truck suddenly animated themselves, and started attacking Tux. Tux then...