So, after flushing out the pipes, Tux opened up shop. The place was very busy. So busy that, by the end of the day, Tux had to replace five bottles of almost empty ketchup. Tux had an idea. He...
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So, after flushing out the pipes, Tux opened up shop. The place was very busy. So busy that, by the end of the day, Tux had to replace five bottles of almost empty ketchup. Tux had an idea. He...
...Tried to translate it with Google Translate. The sign supposedly read, "North Second Street." It didn't help Tux to figure out the name of the donut shop, but at least the had some vague idea of...
He was a regular-looking guy who was actually an undercover cop for Apple. He asked for a cup of coffee and Tux served him it. The cop set the coffee on the table and handcuffed Tux. Fortunately, Tux...
Added to microsoft.com:
Windows is now free!
...which made Bill Gates happy. Tux and Gates became friends about when Linux's market share reached 25%. :P
And Bill Gates invented a new Linux...
He was having an argument about Windows vs. Linux...with Bill Gates! Bill Gates said, "Why do you think that stupid Linux is so much better than Windows?" Tux replied, "There are so many reasons! One...
Tux slept soundly until the had an odd dream about proprietary software. He woke up right before Microsoft bought Canonical. Whew, he thought. It was only a dream. He decided to get a drink of water,...
Create a huge amount of static electricity. Tux was fighting with tht balloon animals when there was a gas leak, so everything exploded. Tux was not severely injured, but was knocked unconsious. He...
Melinda Gates then snuck into Bill's office and stole the Windows source code. She then leaked it to the Internet. Linus Torvalds reads a few hundred lines of the source code and it was so bad that...
...into the computer of Bill Gates where he added this to autoexec.bat:
del c:\winsource\win7.iso
copy http://ubuntu.com/getubuntu/ubuntu-desktop-amd64.iso c:\winsource
\win7.iso
which...
Learned that Bill Gates was selling the EXACT same thing as Winbuntu, except at a price of $200 per copy. It was closed source, too, which violated the GNU Public License. So, Linux sued Micro$oft...
(How come nobody posted here in so long??)
It was at the same price of Ubuntu, and with no marketing hype. People quickly realized that WinOSE (formerly Window$) was bad. Microsoft went out of...
It turns out that Tux also forgot to update Ubuntu.com, so version 9.10 was still on the home page until June 24. This got the attention of Microsoft, who ran a press release saying...
played Tetris day and night for a few weeks. But, that meant that no work was done on developing Linux, so the next release of Ubuntu.....