(I hope that 1 month since last post isn't very much)
...and then Tux came back in the story.
He then went to McDonalds and he asked for a...
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(I hope that 1 month since last post isn't very much)
...and then Tux came back in the story.
He then went to McDonalds and he asked for a...
Tux got out of the story, exhausted of so many weird adventures.
..and then he started playing MONOPOLY with Justin Bieber over the Internet.
...infected his PC and caused a severe kernel panic. Tux became so mad that he installed Windows 2k on his computer and...
...but PCaddicted had already run away, so he couldn't be fined any more.
Then, he comes across cgroza and asks him to solve the problem forever. cgroza...
...then PCaddicted stole Tux' bicycle and used it to go to the pizza parlour that had taken 40 years to serve Tux.
"I'd like quick pizza" PCaddicted said.
So PCaddicted receives the quick pizza ten...
...he comes across Bill Gates and asks him how much is a license for Windows 7.
"Windows 7 is outdated", Gates answered. "The latest version is Windows 39. It's beta for now".
So Tux got in his...
..actually, the thread Tux used as dental floss was the "Are you a thread killer?" thread- one of the threads that had died thanks to PCaddicted. Tux then used this thread to...
Finally, the mods decided that PCaddicted is not guilty so they set him free and erased his whole record.
One week later, PCaddicted...
...the :KS turned out to be a bomb. It exploded and it destroyed Tux' igloo. So Tux decided to eat a pizza to forget about it. He went to a nearby restaurant, sat down and ordered one. Tux decided to...
He climbed the igloo. On top of it, he found a :KS. He took it and used it to...
...sold the cat to catlover2, for $40. catlover2 told the cat: "...
...of an annoying homeless cat. They took that cat and threw it in a...
..he had failed, thanks to robsoles' advice. He gave robsoles the laptop and the apple. Robsoles ate the apple and failed again. The apple had a worm in it. Tux took that worm in his hand and said:...
"Be like me and PCaddicted- we always fail."
Upon hearing this advice, Tux answered:
"And how exactly do you fail?"
"PCaddicted overuses the Report Abuse button. As for me, I fail by being lazy."...
So Tux became a fail guy. He asked the Epic Fail Guy no.1 (who is robsoles) how to fail in the most successful situations. Robsoles answered: "...
But that was a toy laptop, so Tux...
...so Tux bought himself some aspirin. But he swallowed too many pills, so he had to be taken to hospital.
At the hospital, Tux...
...and then, he did...
So Tux nuked Ubuntu Forums. Then, uRock(mod) did....
...went to the Resolution Centre of Ubuntu Forums and petitioned the permanent closure of this game thread.
The mods refused to shut it down, so Tux yelled at the admins: ".........
...a large asteroid was heading for him. When it hit him, Tux...
..that all this story is a total and complete nonsense.
..until the Sun explodes.
Tux survives this by...
..priceteh throwing his anvil in the sea.
When Tux woke up, he.....