just as the title say ban the user above you with a poem. any poem will do. any skill level is acceptable. just make sure you ban with a poem
here ye, here ye
the ban poetic
is now for thee
now get rid of the tick
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just as the title say ban the user above you with a poem. any poem will do. any skill level is acceptable. just make sure you ban with a poem
here ye, here ye
the ban poetic
is now for thee
now get rid of the tick
Who has seen the wind?
Neither I nor you:
But you shall be punished for that,
As the banhammer gets through.
Who has seen the wind?
Neither you nor I:
But you shall banish from this forum,
As the banhammer gets by.
(a virtual high-five to those who knows which poem Iripped offborrowed from).
banned for thinking I might know not Rossetti
but alas, you may say my concerns are petty
I'll give it a try
and ban this rybnik guy
though I don't know why
Can you see?
I ban you, see!
Though I'm clearly not a poet
And now you all know it
You are banned from A to Z.
Dost thou, craven, flee?
Then must I ban thee!
Swiftly banned thou art,
By the grave Linux Tux,
And with hockey pucks!
Get thee hence, depart!
you banned by me
hah you are banned by me
now haiku bans you
Quoth the raven, banned thou are
Banned, I say, from afar.
Nevermore shalt thou post
Except through thy ghost.
Ask not how --
Banned art thou.
You can burn my house, you can cut my hair.
You can make me wrestle naked with a grizzly bear.
You can poison my cat, baby I don't care.
But if you post on this forum, I'll ban you right there!
I've poisoned your bear and cut down your house.
Your cat shall now wrestle with Mickey Mouse.
What's that up above? It's a bird! It's a plane!
No -- it's a giant Banhammer gone insane.
Its flight is chaotic, but its path remains true
The Banhammer has now fallen on YOU!
you could be cute and cuddly like a lamb,
you could have just aced your final exam,
you could be a million times smarter than I am,
you're still banned and I don't give a damn.
I am Ban.
Ban I am.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
You do not like them?
Banned you are.
Banned from here and banned from there,
You are banned from everywhere.
Banned in a boat and banned by a goat.
Banned in the rain and banned from the train.
You are banned in the dark and banned up a tree.
Banned from your car. Banned! you shall be.
Banned in a box with a fox on the rocks.
Banned from your house while your cat eats the mouse.
Banned from here and banned from there,
You are banned from everywhere!
Be gone from the forum
My bonnie Irish lass
Be gone from the forum my darlin'
You broke the rules love
And you're his'try now
And you will be banned forever
Some say my poetry it does suck
but I don't care, call me unfair
I'm gonna say you are down on your luck
coz you're banned for a complete lack of flair
I was Ninja'd while thinking of this and Sissy hasn't been back since so posting anyway. Deal with it. :p
There once was a sissy from planet earth.
He tried to be a king for what it's worth.
Built a hill house to dwell,
then got nuked down to hell.
Now he's banned for rebirth.
Since I've already rhymed
you're just banned and can kiss my behind.
roses are red violets are blue
then thy ban on you must be true
Once there was an admin who had a badass hammer,
Punished were the trolls, the bots and the spammers.
But then I stole it like a thief I was born,
And this thread shall be scorched, all tattered and torn!
(I will be watching with all this popcorn)
some say that orange
creates a kinda carnage
when you try to rhyme
the word orange in time
but you are banned 'cause
i'm about to rhyme orange
with your damn door hinge
(With apologies to E. Browning)
Pray tell, how shall I ban thee? Let me count the ways;
How long shall I ban thee? I ban thee all thy days.
I ban thee by the moonlight, that laps upon the hill;
I ban thee by the wind, that runs thine ancient mill.
I ban thee by the waters, that trickle through the ford;
By the mods I ban thee; I ban thee from this board!
Think of a poem, I cannot.
So banned, banned you are.
From space, banned and
From time, banned.
Spoken, the Banhammer has.
poems?
who spoke poems?
i spoke poems!
you spoke poems!
i ban thee for a lousy poem!!
I ban thee for the selfsame reason.
For poetic bans are always in season.
The poem's quality
Matters not to me
For soon the air shall be freezin'.
You can steal my car and drive it into the lake.
You can stick me in the oven and put it on bake.
You can throw a big brick through my window pane.
But I'll ban you for ever ending my king of the hill reign!
Because it's the little thing!
Aw it's just the little things!
That drive me wiiiiiiiild... oh sorry. Got carried away there. :)
It appears thy delusion lingers still.
How quaint thy thoughts of claims to the hill.
By my trophy I ban thee at will.
I don't support this certain type of English,
"thee", "thy" , etc. they can go and sleep with the fish!
Your cat avatar is very unacceptable,
It's too dark for the cat face to be viewable.
Your signature code block somewhat amuses me,
"Function undefined", that's what the error will be.
Since I'm too tired to think of better reasons,
I'll just banhammer you right now for fun!
Banned.. on-demand, talk to the hand.
):P
i ban the |{urse
for you are the worst
for formatting your poem
you need to know 'em
the rules of the line
that needs to define
where you put you words
and the enter or return
You are banned for impersonating the grammar police,
For your post has 3.14159 capitalization errors -- at least!
Banned by echo ban.
There once was a squenson from Switzerland
that picked on a poor sissy so bland.
Now get out of here please
and don't forget your cheese
because you sir, are banned!
I once had a trophy quite glittery
'Til Metallion began to get jittery
And stole the trophy away
So now he shall pay
By being banned from the forum for eternity.
but why eternity
eternity is bad
for its all he had
and now you're banned
for even having a trophy
that metallion would even
want to steal, to bad
he's gone to heaven.
(i know the damn poem sucks it ain't my best work)
A Sonnet For Banning
Passing through, I ban you.
I ban you, back to May,
I ban you every way;
I ban your IP, too.
That I would ban, you knew,
That you did not, can't say;
You had your chance to bay.
Yes, it is all quite true.
I ban in the morning,
I ban you every night;
I ban for a warning,
To break up every fight.
Banned not pathetically,
I ban poetically.
Banned you are,
From here to the stars.
Banned from every planet
And every galaxy.
Banned from the universe you shall be.
I'll be your master and I'll be your slave
until the day that you will dance avidly on my grave.
Seems like a lifetime we've been living this lie
but I can't help keep lying if you're not banned before my eyes.
Woke up normal all day
Got a fever last night
Now I can't help but say
"You did this to me, right?"
Now I wield my banhammer
And smash it against your head
I'm laughing like the Joker
Because you're kicked off this thread!
well it it was not for lies
i would ban you until you cry
but i can't lie so i will say
your are banned form my post
you can't even edit it at the most
nor can you comment on what i say
cause form here you may lay
the bottom of the ocean
is where you will sleep
after i ban you from my keep
so i bid you an ado
so here is for you to do
go to hell may you
for the ban is a clue
(no offence intended)
I ban you, darth with a nine;
I ban you, go home and dine.
Stop haunting this forum -- now!
I ban you -- Hi-ya! Ker-pow!
The sky is clear and the grass is green.
A gust of wind, a wrinkle in the lake.
Such a beautiful morning to which I wake.
Too bad it turns me into a big bad banning machine!
The stars are out, the moon is bright.
I have a ban for you tonight.
It might scare or cause a fright,
But to ban Metallion is only right.
So begone with you, I say!
The banhammer has hammered you away
To a place where you shall stay
Banned from here for all your days.
Gee, all my days must be short.
Because here's good old me back on the court.
Lady, I'm a banning machine.
You couldn't ban me even if you were the hill's queen.
You might like it here but don't just settle,
because you're hit with a solid banhammer of Metallion certified™ solid metal.
In the farthest of the lands there was a magical genie,
Who gave wishes to all, from the peasants to royalty.
No money, no gold, none at all required,
The wishers could have whatever their foolish hearts desired.
But alas! They knew none of the genie's true intent,
The wishes were corrupted, and the meanings were bent.
But the corpses of the fools who fell did naught,
Be careful of what you wish for, the lessons weren't taught.
In front of me was a strange man asking,
Who said there was this Metallion doing the ban-hammer thing.
He begged me to free him from the cruelty of the hammer
So I ban-ished him and Metallion and have both kill each other,
In the farthest of the lands, with me being the spectator.
Be careful of what you wish for, none of you learned,
So all of you will be sent to my eternal prison and burn!
I ban thee for slaying my foes.
On and on this drear banning goes.
Let us end it all here and now!
Lie buried in a deep haymow!
this rhyme suck
i know
i could not thunk
ah so
i ban thee above
from here
never to be love
nah nere
Banned for banning pathetically
I ban not hypothetically!
Banned for judging another's poem.
You shouldn't do that, if you don't know him.
So be careful little fingers what you post,
You might get banned from the forum you love most!
One would think that, that man
William Sheakspeare will thee ban!
William beans thats the name
take a ban to the face ?
Banned for having a bean count of 4.
That's too few beans; you need some more.
Your bean count shall equal a prime plus one,
And be divisible by three hundred and one.
It must have three for a factor, and forty-two,
You have much work yet to do.
So I'm sending you away to far-off lands,
To find more beans. Until then -- Banned!
have i told you lately "i love you, man!"
tho in reality 'tis to ban!
Be thou banned, sir, with the whirr
Of the mighty ban-hammer!
beans beans
the borough of queens
ham ham
you who i will ban
bye bye
i say goodbye
Meaningless banner, I ban thee back!
I ban thee with a ban-hammer whack!
Dude, you don't just whack a sith lord.
Not even when you are really bored.
Fortunately I'm not bored since I am at work.
Before I continue, I'll just ban you with a smirk.
doesn't matter what you had planned
coz from where you are you are banned
Today I've been programming and I like it a lot.
Your host node might blow up bit fear your should not.
My failure recovery script will take care of it right on the spot.
Still it needs to identify the vm root partition or it'll all be for naught.
I've been thinking and thinking until my brain feels like snot.
Therefore to do some relaxing and crappy poetic banning I now ought.
you wrote and then your poem it sucked
from this thread it should be bucked
my hide will probably be tanned
but for now you are still quite banned.
wow i'm not tan
i stay in my room
from there i ban
from my future tomb
if you think
i'm grim
i just a NEET
Be ye banned, for the umpteenth time!
Be buried in your tomb with slime!
There once was a pydsinger from somewhere.
He killed my dog, the inhuman sea hare!
So I exploded with rage,
nearly tore out his rib cage.
For that he's banned and I hope he's aware.
heh aware?
i think bear
he is dead
cause of what you did
so i here by ban you
for you have maid me blue
Have you not heard? The rules are reversed.
Check out the dollar bills in your purse.
Blue is now green, and green is now blue,
So green is what Metallion "maid" you.
But alas! Green is most unbecoming for a maid.
Your original color, you should have stayed.
Since you did not, I now must ban
Ban darth62969, to faraway lands.
I woke up with my dollar bills blue,
Such an unfitting color for my bills.
You having something to do with it 'twas true,
So I shall dethrone you from your kingdom up in the hills,
And slice you up into pieces for my meal.
Headline: zombie ate a cat!
You are banned, and that is that!
hey where's your hat
for the eaten cat
ate the hat
that was on the mat
that covered the bat
that the old lady ate
for it is now bait
bannnnned
There once was a Sith lord from the death star.
He wanted the Empire to start a freaking war.
But that's against the forum's rules.
So he'll be banned with a kick in the jewels.
Can't come back until he figures out who shot first in the bar.
You are banned from Planet Earth.
But this ban, though it gives great mirth,
Is not sufficient. It needs to be
A more encompassing ban for thee!
Banned thou art, from the Solar System.
Your friends might say, "we sure do miss 'im."
But fear not! I am not done.
You are banned from every sun.
Oh wait, what's that you say?
Still not enough for you today?
Then from the universe you shall be
Banned! From now, 'til A is Z.
You resist well, Sissy13, so I must get
One million slaves to build my gadget:
A banhammer that is so huge that nobody
Can escape it! You don't look scared, you foolhardy,
Let me tell you you should starting saying goodbye
To this beloved forum and its members. Abye
The dark solitude of a non-Internet life.
BAM! You are hit! BAM! once again! Your afterlife
Has just started. And if you dare resurrecting
Avoid me, this forum and do house-sitting!
I ban thee, squenson!
I have a gun, run!
The banhammer waits
And slowly inflates
To give you a heave
In case you don't leave
Banhammers! they scare me not.
I crush your banhammer with my plutonium rock.
Banned you are
By my gamma-emmiter
(If the radiation doesn't first make you rot.)
Night time wanderings
lead to situations unforseen
From the depths of space
I return bloodied but unbowed
with one thought in my mind
YOU ARE BANNED
As you quietly stand
The mightiest of all banners appears.
The BANhammerANVIL!
You are un-quietly banned.
I'm waiting in my cold cell
for the screeching of the door handle.
They'll come for me... to raise Sissy13's hell.
When my (ban)hammer meets the anvil.
I do ban Metallion.
I also ride my stallion
Holding the banhammer high
Now I cast it through the sky
To ban you. Please do not cry.