Granted - each wish takes one minute to specify and be recorded and if you don't do it all toady you get zilch. 'Bout 8 hours left in your day?
I wish my spelling was less Freudian.
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Granted - each wish takes one minute to specify and be recorded and if you don't do it all toady you get zilch. 'Bout 8 hours left in your day?
I wish my spelling was less Freudian.
OK,your spelling is less Freudian but more incorrect.
I wish for Tux.
You get Tux, and he runs chown Tux PCaddicted on you.
I wish I knew all the emacs commands.
You do.But you accidentally run them in the terminal on your Linux system and this results in a BSOD(Black Screen Of Death).
I wish everybody used bicycles instead of cars and motorbikes.
They do - the world grinds to a halt as the agricultural and food producing population are unable to get their goods to market leaving the pedal cyclists to starve.
I wish people would recognise that the world is bigger than their small parish (even if that parish is a continent).
They do,but they overestimate the size of the Earth.
I wish cpmman was a computer virus.
He is and you catch him. Goodbye.
I wish I could terminate dopes with my thoughts alone.
You are and you waste your whole life playing it.
I wish to be better at PE (hate it)
Since you never specified which PE you were referring to you become world champion at parasite eve. However no-one plays that anymore.
I wish I had a dollar.