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Originally Posted by me
What! another boeing th! <gulp>
I would like to board "787 Dreamliner"..., Boeing!
Boeing!
boeing
boeing.
I have little use for airplanes beyond jumping out of them.
Ah! The rush of testosterone and adrenaline!
And the thrill of falling out of the sky to ruin a bad guy's day.
Sometimes the sound of breaking bones is a little off-putting, but they usually heal.
(I've taken up a somewhat more gentle and peaceful life since those days and would not be at all unhappy if things in the world were such that my former profession went extinct.)
Why can't we open the window on Jet airliner?
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Anyone?
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No idea?
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Boeing!
Boeing?
暴飲 [bōin]
( A Japanese word, its pronunciation is similar to 'Boeing'. And it means "excessive drinking".)
Anyway, Boeing!
*opens window*
*ejects*
*lands on Boeing*
*enters through emergency exit*
*Boeing*
*finds foods*
boeing!
On a Jet airliner, a Japanese gentleman hails a flight attendant...
"Excuse me!, would you please open the door for me?, because there is my house just below."
"With pleasure."
Oh!, How wonderful skydiving from Jet airliner is!
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Boeing!
*fasten seat-belts*
*holds that drunken rabbit (hic) tight*
boeing!
"Set me off!, I'm not a Drunk!, I'm just a Craz( POW!! )...
* Have a nice dreaming flight *
Boeing!
*putsdrunkencrazy rabbit in hand-bag*
boeing!
boeing!
*~oBOEINGo~*
Yaawwwnnnn..., It seems I had fallen asleep without notice...,
Ah?..., Why I cannot budge?!..., Why I cannot see anything?!...,
Heeeeelp!, Somebody Heeeeelp!
...to be continued Boeing!
Hey.... who's making all that noise..... wait .... OMG! it's my handbag....(fssss meow @#%^& *bump*).... handbag stop it...I SAY STOP NOW....
helpppppp there is a ghost in my handbag...... darn.....
*exchange handbag with catlover2's handbag*
*boeing* (phew)....
The darkness..., The closeness...,
The crazy rabbit suddenly got back his sanity with the fear.
And he remembered what is he.
Yes, he is not a normal rabbit.
"I am an Androbbit: Terminator R-325."
It broke the handbag from inside and shot out of the bag!
"EEEEK!!" the passengers screamed.
"Where is my target?" the Androbbit mumbled and started scanning the passengers...
...to be continued(?) Boeing!
boeing.
The HUD of Androbbit displayed:
"THE TARGET COULD NOT BE FOUND"
"What?!, Cannot have such!" the Androbbit shouted.
The HUD went on to display:
"THERE ARE MANY CATS AND FEW DOGS, BUT NO RABBIT"
"Whattt?!?!..., Damn!!, Skynet sent me into a wrong plane!!"
The Androbbit exploded with anger, and the anger invited a fatal error.
It completely hung up, and could not reboot again.
The EndForce Quit(?)..., Boeing!
hehehehe
lets see, if a new battery could help the rabbit to reboot .... hmmm!
boeing .....
boeing
Here are some batteries...
took 2 battery from the cat and insert them.......wait...... gahhhh..... where do you insert them..... rabbit ...... speak...... hmmm
boeing
They go into the back of his brain.
Boeing.
The Androbbit won't reboot even though full-charged batteries were inserted...
Nobody knows how to fix the problem...
"I'll take this machine to my office and try to fix it.", catlover2 said.
In fact, catlover2 is an engineer working in Cyberdyne Systems!
God only knows what will happen in the future...
Boeing!
.....and when I released the main chute, I discovered where last weeks laundry was hiding....
Submitted: Postmortem;)
Boeing!
ready for takeoff.... BOEING!
Boeing
I speak jive!
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Hijack!
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Judgment Day's Boeing!
The Boeing Chronicles
Boeing-Life 2
Boeing Fortress 2
Air Force One Boeing!
Counter-Boeing: Global Offensive
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Boing going up!
Boeing is credit to team!!!
Boeing Floor
Boeing.
Left 4 Boeing.
Microsoft Boeing.
Call of Boeing.
Boeing Warfare.
Boeing Ops
Boeing cats!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Boeings.
I Am Boeing
Boeing-man!
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