RULEZ
post anything you think suits the title...
__________________________________________________ ________________________
... when you start a new game thread and it gets two sympathy replies from mates and then it dies :)
Printable View
RULEZ
post anything you think suits the title...
__________________________________________________ ________________________
... when you start a new game thread and it gets two sympathy replies from mates and then it dies :)
...when you put the Windows Vista install disc in.
When you have spent all day trying to annoy the internet (you lovely lot excepted), and have only succeeded in annoying yourself...=D>
When you blow up the microwave.
When you build a table sideways.
When you set your bowl of cereal on fire.
When you have to turn on the toaster to use the microwave.
when go are out buying a rope to tie yourself to the bed that you nailed to the ceiling.
... when you throw the switch and there is a loud pop, the lights go out and smoke rises menacingly from the case
If you have a windows logo at boot on your Ubuntu system:KS
When you crap in the sink and brush your teeth in the toilet. :shock:
When you try to Frisbee a CD into its drive.
When you put a CD in a power sander without realizing it can fly into thousands of shards all over the place. :P
when you read the words 'no boot device detected press f1 to enter setup'
When you attempt to consume a whole trophy!
When you make a CPU that requires a trophy in order to operate above 800MHz.
When it's been a whole month and you still haven't dethroned Metallion from the hill. ):P
... when someone loses an eye or something like that
when you've wasted a lot of time using a 4500 page dictionary because you're too lazy to look into how to install Wine
edit: well, posting that did it for me. Software Centre - install Wine- CD-ROM install Van Dale - four minutes later.. done :)
....When you're sat at home on a Friday night with a large bottle of whiskey looking at updated posts in a Linux forum
When you buy a set of lightbulbs with reversed threading at the base. =P
when you open the manual
can't believe nobody took that already
When you boot into Windows to play a game.
Also, true that, you know it's bad if you're having to refer to the manual. XD
... when you're using -fpermissive.
...When you demonstrate Windows 98 Plug n Play... ;-)
When everything smells of rancid grease :|
when your i5-2500 plugged into to a AM3+ socket
when your house burns down....
Epic fail! :lolflag:
when you put wheels and an engine on the bathtub and drive it around town while taking a bath.
Square peg, round hole, hammer.
When your friend leaves for two hours and you didn't upgrade his laptop to linux.
When your wife says "Are you done yet?"
When you find out one day that your wife was a killer clown from outer space all along.
When you find yourself saying this while locked in a duel with swords, "Get back here, I can still bite ya!"
Best one so far. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by fyfe54
... when nobody will do it with you TWICE :p
when you boot your usb and you go to install and there is no drive to install to, only to realize you forgot to plug the drive in and later you find out you forgo to plug the dvd drive in
When you get the Windows logo on your monitor...
KABOOM
when you get v&
hmmm... this is probably doing it wrong :P
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8212/8...dee0e8a3_m.jpg
When you can keep everyone on these Forums happy - :lolflag:
when your cat tells you you forgot a semi colon on line 637
She slaps you.
when your thread isn't getting closed by a mod.
When you title your thread only with very common words which all get ignored in a search. ;)
When you name your band "gay porn" just to troll pirates' P2P searches.
...when cops don't pull you over.
When you get the beans above the frank!
...when your on ubuntu-forums and you don't have any internet connection, and you don't even have a computer ;)
Your tire passes you on the highway.
When you post right below yourself in a game 7 months later.
...when you see Firefox, Chromium, and Google Chrome on the desktop and ask your son how to get online.
...when you think you have a six figure income because you go to five decimal places.
When you ask yourself what a decimal place is.
.. when you realise you just wiped the partition you were supposed to keep and duplicated a bunch of rubbish into the free space.
...when instead of rubbish, you install Windows ME.
Hey I have a copy of that OS! Ooooops, guess I did it wrong. LOL
My family's desktop came with ME. It then ran XP until an important file was missing or corrupt, and now it runs Xubuntu 12.10. Up until then, I knew they were doing it wrong.
ah, you know you are doing it wrong when peeps keep coming to you with Millenium Edition problems :D
When your web page works in IE6
When your web page works in IE6
When you have a way of checking IE at all and act upon that way.
When you reply in this thread :P
When you forgot to read the truth table...
When you drive your car forward, feel the front drop 8 inches, then hear a thunk then grinding from under the car.
When you've cut it off 3 times and it's still too short.....
When you hear a thump from under your car, and then the exhaust note gets really loud and deepens.
when you can see it going right and you are pushing the switch to make it go left
when you try to boot your computer by kicking it