just as the title say ban the user above you with a poem. any poem will do. any skill level is acceptable. just make sure you ban with a poem
here ye, here ye
the ban poetic
is now for thee
now get rid of the tick
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just as the title say ban the user above you with a poem. any poem will do. any skill level is acceptable. just make sure you ban with a poem
here ye, here ye
the ban poetic
is now for thee
now get rid of the tick
Who has seen the wind?
Neither I nor you:
But you shall be punished for that,
As the banhammer gets through.
Who has seen the wind?
Neither you nor I:
But you shall banish from this forum,
As the banhammer gets by.
(a virtual high-five to those who knows which poem Iripped offborrowed from).
banned for thinking I might know not Rossetti
but alas, you may say my concerns are petty
I'll give it a try
and ban this rybnik guy
though I don't know why
Can you see?
I ban you, see!
Though I'm clearly not a poet
And now you all know it
You are banned from A to Z.
Dost thou, craven, flee?
Then must I ban thee!
Swiftly banned thou art,
By the grave Linux Tux,
And with hockey pucks!
Get thee hence, depart!
you banned by me
hah you are banned by me
now haiku bans you
Quoth the raven, banned thou are
Banned, I say, from afar.
Nevermore shalt thou post
Except through thy ghost.
Ask not how --
Banned art thou.
You can burn my house, you can cut my hair.
You can make me wrestle naked with a grizzly bear.
You can poison my cat, baby I don't care.
But if you post on this forum, I'll ban you right there!
I've poisoned your bear and cut down your house.
Your cat shall now wrestle with Mickey Mouse.
What's that up above? It's a bird! It's a plane!
No -- it's a giant Banhammer gone insane.
Its flight is chaotic, but its path remains true
The Banhammer has now fallen on YOU!