*Noms trophy*
Look! I just gained 5 pounds! Oh well! It's worth it.
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*Noms trophy*
Look! I just gained 5 pounds! Oh well! It's worth it.
*Pets Compy's cat*
*Trophy appears out of nowhere and goes into my house by itself*
*miniaturises Metallion's house, pops it into Compy's birdcage and steals that too*
This is gonna look freaky hanging off a nail on my back porch :D
*steals miniaturized cage/house assembly from robsoles*
*uses electron microscope to identify trophy inside Metallion's mini-house, and carefully extracts said trophy*
*uses Szalinski's shrink/grow ray to increase the trophy to the size of a large planet*
That's not a new sun you see shining at night, it's the existing sun reflecting off of my trophy. Careful not to look directly at it. :-)
*returns house to Metallion, and birdcage to Compy*
Sorry Compy, my cat found the bird before I did...
*Enters parallel universe where sissy didn't steal trophy, brings it back, then nods at the bird and sissy's trophy dies*
If you get the bird reference, that's awesome, but no trophy.
*does something complicated that defies logic yet makes me appear smart somehow*
*pats real trophy in this universe*
*Reveals, via poetry, that your trophy is a fraud*
*Hides trophy, then encrypts location using quantum cryptography*
*Rescues the Betelgeusian and Human you just threw out the airlock by way of the infinite probability drive in my ship.*
*Pats 42 trophies, one of which is the real LPT.*
*Wonders why there are, specifically, 42 of them.*
*Uses QED to determine which trophy is the real LPT*
*Takes all 42 anyhow because hey, 42 trophies are better than one.*
...even though 41 of those trophies are obviously made out of cardboard.
*Sets stack on fire*
*Grabs the trophy that isn't on fire*