Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically
There once was a Sith lord from the Death Star
that I will ban for pressing the space bar.
Therefore he'll never have another bean.
He'll have no treaty, no vaccine
and no Lieutenant Yar!
(Sorry, only listeners of The Morning Stream will get this joke.)
Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically
I ban you again tonight
For Yar had no chance to fight
Death in an instant
From the Sludge-creature so distant
Who vanquished her Federation rights.
Lieutenant Worf will step in
To ban you again.
And if that's not enough,
Well, then I'll say "Tough"
And ban you from Tatooine.
Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically
There once was a sissy from some school
that failed a student as an April fool.
He came to their house without a peep
and when they were fast asleep
he hit them with a certain banning tool.
Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically
heh well i'd hate to rule
that says violence is cruel
but since we got there
i thought it would be fair
to state that in the fan
you suck your finger, man
and now it is in pieces
oh now i want a Recees.
so will leave you now
so you can bow
and beg for your ban
if you can
to be removed
hah i Winned
Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically
No, you didn't win.
It's the banning dungeons that I'll throw you in.
Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically
There once was a metalhead from Japan
that was looking for a victim to ban.
But since the thread almost died,
no matter how much he tried,
banning himself is all he can.
Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically
You are banned for banning yourself.
Although this thread has been on the shelf.
I'm certain self-bans are against the rule,
So you will be sent to banning school.
My excuse for posting in this thread
That everyone has long thought dead:
Ordinary bans are not as much fun
It's more entertaining to make a pun.
Still I posted in the regular ban thread
In hopes that something creative would be said.
Alas, no bans! No bans for me
Though robsoles was banned (twice!) which is fine by me.
So I came here to state my ban
In this long-forgotten land.
Since I've not posted in quite a while
Hope this dumb poem makes you smile.
Now it's your turn to issue the ban.
Make it count! If you can!
Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically
Person below me
Banhammer you will now see
Really don't know why
Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically
You must know haiku
is no honest poem true
but a ban for you.
Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically
See what you did there
Does tell of what haiku bear
Though still banned you see