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is IMO. Every conkyrc I ever had, I had to go through it line by line with an open gedit and a couple of hundred ctrl+s (saves). try...

Never use your computer as root. stick whatever in /etc/rc.local and it will run after all system daemons have started. It's the fast and easy...

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implies desktop recording... vlc recordmydesktop ffmpeg maybe?

cat > index.html <h3>There are dark corners in the Bourne shell, and people use all of them<h3> ^c

Everything I have, so far: Putting Varnish In Front Of Apache On Ubuntu/Debian How to Install and Configure Varnish with Apache on Ubuntu 12.04 ...

Epic Fail. I am sorry, but you'll never get anywhere with this project with a defeatist declaration of a "why bother" attitude. If it's a waste...

Lars: I hope this helps you out. It's a recipe/cheat from my recent varnish3 install and config for a client. /etc/default/varnish START=yes...

https://help.ubuntu.com/community/CommandLineResources

I sometimes get this in another distro, but I usually have to run "tar" "First letter <tab> and let the shell 'find' it.

http://www.malwarebytes.org/

Exactly. who said change the hostname? ping my_crazy_host.com ping: unknown host my_crazy_host.com vi /etc/hosts and add 91.189.94.12 ...

before what?

terminal > sudo vi /etc/hosts and add an entry for any and/or all hosts you need to have a FQDN for. 123.456.123.456...

key-based ssh and scripts are the way to go. Then such tidbits as ssh user@domain.com uptime become trivial.

https://help.ubuntu.com/12.04/index.html

Wow. I am amazed that cron runs at all. oh well, since Postfix has several hundred configuration parameters, this is all I have.