Never have. :/
I fix general universe bugs, developer and administer QA resources, do some X stuff, triage bugs, and probably other things that I can't remember right now.
What's a dp?
I hope I'm not the only one
You better not try to eat this one, she will tear you apart
I'm that guy where now?
You might be interested to know that there already is one http://ubuntuforums.org/group.php?groupid=143