Three Worded Story

[Kelpie]

Each of us adds three words per post to the story, no double posting, and it can be very random and silly, ill start off (hopefully you know how to do this)

There once was

[PatrickMay16]

a man who

[Kelpie]

liked pie and

[doitashimashite]

thought he should

[Kelpie]

give pie out

[KingBahamut]

at low cost

[Pablo_Escobar]

to everyone who

[doitashimashite]

used to buy

[doitashimashite]

expensive pie. But



(sorry - couldn't resist)

[PatrickMay16]

an explosion occurred

[Kelpie]

and so he

[doitashimashite]

called his wife

[Kelpie]

to fix his

[doitashimashite]

problem. "Well," she

[GeneralZod]

said, biting on

[doitashimashite]

her nails, "I

[Brunellus]

think you should

[doitashimashite]

buy yourself a

[Kelpie]

cow that makes

[az]

my legs look

[Kelpie]

hairless! This indeed

[doitashimashite]

would turn my

[jatos]

legs into a

[doitashimashite]

bunch of incredibly

[Kelpie]

shiny smooth sticks!"

[canadianwriterman]

Not so fast...

[doitashimashite]

I only want

[akniss]

a hairy old

[GeneralZod]

lollipop from the

[doitashimashite]

top of the

[Kelpie]

shelf fell onto

[doitashimashite]

someone's head. Why

[Stormy Eyes]

should I buy

[GeneralZod]

raw pickles from

[az]

that little girl

[Stormy Eyes]

with a gun

[doitashimashite]

only because she

[doitashimashite]

likes to believe


(sorry)

[Havoc]

squirrels with guns

[23meg]

don't actually configure

[megamania]

but use Ubuntu

[23meg]

in a way

[az]

we all like.

[doitashimashite]

So they never

[az]

took drugs again.

[doitashimashite]

Suddenly, the girl

[23meg]

who had originally

[megamania]

installed Windows Xp

[GeneralZod]

declared, "Oh my,

[doitashimashite]

goodness! What on

[23meg]

earth is this

[az]

brand of coffee?

[23meg]

And eventually she

[doitashimashite]

didn't hesitate any

[chimera]

longer, and decided

[23meg]

*edited out*

[doitashimashite]

to stay away

[23meg]

from pointless debates

[doitashimashite]

and stick to

[az]

speaking of explosions

[23meg]

in the sky

[cstudent]

did you hear

[doitashimashite]

that sound coming

[23meg]

from the speaker

[doitashimashite]

or is it

[az]

DUCK! (Whosh) (Bang)

[doitashimashite]

Her handy rang.

[az]

Upon regaining control

[Kelpie]

of the market

[KingBahamut]

It crashed horribly

[az]

despite the good

[matthewstory]

initial public offering

[doitashimashite]

and quality coffee.

[public_void]

Then something happened

[erikpiper]

A pickled herring

[doitashimashite]

popped out of

[az]

a ukranian deli

[doitashimashite]

and five distressed

[Slugger]

*profanity removed*

[Kelpie]

who dont know

[PatrickMay16]

how to compile

[Iandefor]

Kernels to save

[WildTangent]

their insignificant lives.

-Wild

[Arktis]

"So, the pies

[gorkhal]

tastes like fries

[akniss]

till you dies."

[Arktis]

What a suprise.

[atoponce]

Then, yesterday, my

[Linux BASHer]

aunt said she'd

[gabhla]

got sick eating

[Linux BASHer]

hay in a

[amohanty]

barn with no

[doitashimashite]

salt and pepper.

[xmastree]

So instead she

[megamania]

asked Ubuntu Developers

[xmastree]

to find a

[jatos]

good coffee to

[xmastree]

wash it down.

[Pablo_Escobar]

Then she though

[WakkiTabakki]

about the shaved

[public_void]

pig she found

[N.O.T]

in her pocket

[xmastree]

and wondered why

[megamania]

it looked like

[Havoc]

a big, gargantuan,

[tomwell]

Toilet roll Holder

[Gray.]

with green horns

[xmastree]

and a red

[tomwell]

piece of sticky

[xmastree]

toffee wrapper, which

[atoponce]

served her well.

[Rumor]

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo

[GeneralZod]

a lonely goat

[xmastree]

herd, and his

[tomwell]

owner were marching

[Rumor]

in protest against

[GeneralZod]

the very ripe

[gabhla]

pimple filled with

[rjwood]

guacamole and chives

[megamania]

"I love marching",

[WildTangent]

said the owner,

-Wild

[tomwell]

of the porn

[amohanty]

shop in Timbuktu

[tomwell]

just by the

[amohanty]

Niger with large

[Dr. Nick]

boats in the

[rjwood]

'desert scene' painting

[amohanty]

by the nutty

[Rumor]

sculpture of a

[megamania]

naked Ubuntu programmer

[amohanty]

giving the clearlook

[doitashimashite]

working model a

[amohanty]

nude gnome's nose.

[doitashimashite]

According to some

(this story counts 402 words already, so far)

[megamania]

cambodian fairy tails,

[Dr. Nick]

people like too

[vertigo]

fly ducks under

[Kelpie]

the meridian sea.

[Dr. Nick]

which causes them

[firenurse4]

lose thier feathers

[Arc Owner]

and they die

[Dr. Nick]

a horrible death

[rjwood]

but, until then

[4linux]

we should sing

[jrib]

and go to

[Dr. Nick]

see a show

[NeoChaosX]

about a frog

[Iandefor]

with a dog

[wondering_jew]

nose and a

[rjwood]

reason to swim

[GeneralZod]

across a vat

[doitashimashite]

of hot chlorine

[public_void]

mixed with rotten

[doitashimashite]

Vidalia onions and

[GeneralZod]

a tasty dash

[doitashimashite]

of the occult

[Kelpie]

which smelled of

[doitashimashite]

wet, green foliage

[23meg]

detergent while still

[GeneralZod]

retaining the power

[doitashimashite]

of the incarnate

[Rumor]

giant fuzzy peach.

[doitashimashite]

Some would say

[KingBahamut]

Am I living?

[doitashimashite]

And yet no

[Havoc]

Judas Priest fan

[megamania]

would say so.

[doitashimashite]

"Holy cow, stolen

[4linux]

slippers are back

[doitashimashite]

where they belong:

[Rumor]

are the lyrics

[4linux]

on Dorothy's feet.

[doitashimashite]

But wait, only

[4linux]

crazy people look

[doitashimashite]

like they never

[Dr. Nick]

never take showers

[4linux]

on even days.

[rjwood]

but, Batman say's

[doitashimashite]

it's okay to

[doitashimashite]

(THE STORY SO FAR.... HERE WE GO:

There once was a man who liked pie and thought he should give pie out at low cost to everyone who used to buy expensive pie. But an explosion occurred and so he called his wife to fix his problem.
"Well," she said, biting on her nails, "I think you should buy yourself a cow that makes my legs look hairless! This indeed would turn my legs into a bunch of incredibly shiny smooth sticks!"

Not so fast... I only want a hairy old lollipop from the top of the shelf fell onto someone's head. Why should I buy raw pickles from that little girl with a gun only because she likes to believe squirrels with guns don't actually configure but use Ubuntu in a way we all like.

So they never took drugs again. Suddenly, the girl who had originally installed Windows Xp declared, "Oh my, goodness! What on earth is this brand of coffee?" And eventually she didn't hesitate any longer, and decided to stay away from pointless debates and stick to speaking of explosions in the sky did you hear that sound coming from the speaker or is it

DUCK! (Whosh) (Bang) Her handy rang. Upon regaining control of the market It crashed horribly despite the good initial public offering and quality coffee.

Then something happened. A pickled herring popped out of a ukranian deli and five distressed *profanity removed* who dont know how to compile Kernels to save their insignificant lives.
"So, the pies tastes like fries till you dies." What a suprise.

Then, yesterday, my aunt said she'd got sick eating hay in a barn with no salt and pepper. So instead she asked Ubuntu Developers to find a good coffee to wash it down. Then she though about the shaved pig she found in her pocket and wondered why it looked like a big, gargantuan, Toilet roll Holder with green horns and a red piece of sticky toffee wrapper, which served her well.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo a lonely goat herd, and his owner were marching in protest against the very ripe pimple filled with guacamole and chives.
"I love marching", said the owner of the porn shop in Timbuktu just by the Niger with large boats in the 'desert scene' painting by the nutty sculpture of a naked Ubuntu programmer giving the clearlook working model a nude gnome's nose.

According to some cambodian fairy tails, people like too fly ducks under the meridian sea, which causes them lose their feathers and they die a horrible death but, until then we should sing and go to see a show about a frog with a dog nose and a reason to swim across a vat of hot chlorine mixed with rotten Vidalia onions and a tasty dash of the occult which smelled of wet, green foliage detergent while still retaining the power of the incarnate giant fuzzy peach.

Some would say Am I living? And yet no Judas Priest fan would say so.

"Holy cow, stolen slippers are back where they belong: are the lyrics on Dorothy's feet.
But wait, only crazy people look like they never never take showers on even days. but, Batman say's it's okay to ...)

[Dr. Nick]

break into someones

[GeneralZod]

skull and feast

[4linux]

on his brains.

[doitashimashite]

Someone said brains?

[Dr. Nick]

I dont have

[rjwood]

to think anymore?

[doitashimashite]

That's like if

[GeneralZod]

I just installed

[4linux]

a puppet regime

[doitashimashite]

with a strange

[4linux]

General named Lumley

[GeneralZod]

Zod who likes

[doitashimashite]

to think he

[megamania]

is a goodfella.

[4linux]

He got into

[doitashimashite]

real estate, which

[4linux]

didn't pan out,

[doitashimashite]

despite his endless

[GeneralZod]

supply of silly

[doitashimashite]

, stupid and otherwise

[public_void]

dumbness, he still

[doitashimashite]

believed that someday

[Havoc]

animals with lasers

[doitashimashite]

and stiff upperlip

[Rumor]

could teach him

[GeneralZod]

the true meaning

[4linux]

of digital watches.

[wondering_jew]

It turns out

[erikpiper]

that salted steaks

[wondering_jew]

taste like salt

[doitashimashite]

water leaking from

[Dr. Nick]

the hoover dam

[doitashimashite]

so experienced cooks

[Rumor]

make free pies

[Dr. Nick]

and give them

[wondering_jew]

totally incoherent stories.

[rattaro]

Orange, black, and

[4linux]

round, they flew

[xmastree]

until they reached

[GeneralZod]

the great, shiny

[4linux]

oracle, and asked:

[matthinckley]

"What makes this

[xmastree]

such a good

[Rumor]

month for baking

[Spacecaptain]

purple pimple pies?"

[4linux]

The oracle answered:

[doitashimashite]

"Seek ye the

[bored2k]

brainless naked kitten

[sami83]

that farts alot

[Spacecaptain]

licking it's paw!

[4linux]

Fourteen years earlier,

[Spacecaptain]

at Picadilly Square,

[GeneralZod]

a small and

[Rumor]

fashionably dressed woman

[bored2k]

boring pr0n entrepeneur

[Dr. Nick]

walked up and

[doitashimashite]

looked at the

[4linux]

signpost, which read:

[doitashimashite]

"Osaka this way"

[Dr. Nick]

But she didnt

[GeneralZod]

know why ants

[Spacecaptain]

in fisherman's gear

[Dr. Nick]

were not drowning

[gil-galad]

, or did she?

[granite230]

I guess nobody

[Dr. Nick]

will ever know

[GeneralZod]

where pickles dwell

[doitashimashite]

nor what they

[Dr. Nick]

do for fun

[granite230]

in their very