One word story

[CJ Master]

You may be familiar with this, all you do is post one word which will be added to the story. If a story finishes we start a new one. :)

I'll start:


Once

[schauerlich]

You

[CJ Master]

began

[jenkinbr]

typing

[CJ Master]

your

[jenkinbr]

code

[CJ Master]

for

[jenkinbr]

C++

[schauerlich]

segfault :(

[elmer_42]

made

[CJ Master]

a

[schauerlich]

boo-boo

[CJ Master]

on

[Diptansu]

the

[dubhear]

segfault

[elmer_42]

created

[tarps87]

a

[dubhear]

unbelievable

[jenkinbr]

assertion

[Diptansu]

of

[iponeverything]

tyranny

[lemuriaX]

regardless

[jenkinbr]

of

[init1]

user

[Diptansu]

being

[schauerlich]

incompetent

[tarps87]

as

[pennacook]

some

[elmer_42]

kind

[schauerlich]

of

[jenkinbr]

stupid

[init1]

buffalo

[jenkinbr]

hunter

[tarps87]

who

[init1]

likes

[jonobr]

shiny

[init1]

metal

[jonobr]

astrological

[jay019]

things

[init1]

that

[elmer_42]

glow

[init1]

when

[lemuriaX]

held

[init1]

by

[CJ Master]

a

[init1]

strong

[elmer_42]

or

[Diptansu]

very

[elmer_42]

determined

[CJ Master]

monster

[elmer_42]

that

[Diptansu]

can

[init1]

be

[elmer_42]

associated

[init1]

with

[CJ Master]

huge

[Diptansu]

jaws

[wispygalaxy]

eating

[CJ Master]

tiny

[jay019]

kittens

[sstusick]

while

[init1]

they

[sstusick]

were

[Grant A.]

eating

[sstusick]

their

[init1]

own

[sstusick]

dinner

[init1]

because

[Grant A.]

fireballs

[sofasurfer]

usually

[CJ Master]

destroy

[sstusick]

it.

[CJ Master]

Once you began typing your code for C++, segfault made a boo-boo on the SEGFAULT created a unbeliveable assertion of tyranny regardless of user being incompetent as some kind of stupid buffalo hunter who likes shinny metal astrological things that glow when held by a strong or very determined monster that can be associated with huge jaws eating tiny kittens while they were eating their own dinner because fireballs usually destroy it.


:confused::confused::confused:


The

[sstusick]

time

[Grant A.]

lolcat

[doyouhas]

sat

[sstusick]

on

[CJ Master]

cheezburgurz

[sstusick]

and

[lemuriaX]

exclaimed

[sstusick]

that

[Grant A.]

cheezburger

[sstusick]

will

[CJ Master]

rule

[sstusick]

the

[CJ Master]

world!

[sstusick]

Once

[CJ Master]

lolcat

[sstusick]

found

[tarps87]

out

[init1]

that

[tarps87]

the

[sstusick]

thing

[CJ Master]

made

[sstusick]

a

[Rubuler]

milkshake

[sstusick]

and

[init1]

drank

[sstusick]

it.

[CJ Master]

When

[Grant A.]

Y5k

[CJ Master]

became

[Grant A.]

a

[tarps87]

revolution

[init1]

in

[tarps87]

seven

[LinuxGuy1234]

boots

[Grant A.]

under

[sstusick]

the

[Grant A.]

mistletoe.

[sstusick]

When

[CJ Master]

People

[sstusick]

do

[Grant A.]

lampshades

[sstusick]

they

[Grant A.]

commit

[sstusick]

to

[CJ Master]

eating

[Grant A.]

flying

[sstusick]

saucers

[Grant A.]

that

[starcannon]

backfire

[alwayshere]

alien

[Grant A.]

demondogs.

[starcannon]

attack

[sstusick]

of

[starcannon]

demondogs...

[sstusick]

this

[Grant A.]

attack

[sstusick]

and

[starcannon]

that

[Grant A.]

avatar

[starcannon]

Rocks!!!

[sstusick]

Let's

[CJ Master]

Fort

[starcannon]

Knox

[sstusick]

and

[starcannon]

gold

[Grant A.]

plate

[sstusick]

and

[tarps87]

polish

[sstusick]

the

[tarps87]

cow

[sstusick]

and

[tarps87]

lick

[sstusick]

his

[tarps87]

milk

[sstusick]

makers

[TenPlus1]

clean

[tarps87]

as

[CJ Master]

a

[sstusick]

whistle

[CJ Master]

that

[Grant A.]

poops

[sstusick]

brownies

[smartboyathome]

out

[sstusick]

of

[CJ Master]

its

[sstusick]

mouth

[Grant A.]

but,

[CJ Master]

it

[sstusick]

got

[CJ Master]

some

[sstusick]

on

[CJ Master]

galaxies!

[sstusick]

Why

[starcannon]

ask?

[smartboyathome]

Don't. :p

[CJ Master]

Ever.

[sstusick]

test

[CJ Master]

the

[sstusick]

waters

[night_fox]

my

[sstusick]

dear

[Grant A.]

hippopotamus

[crazyness003]

cross

[Grant A.]

on

[starcannon]

my

[crazyness003]

runway

[sstusick]

and

[Grant A.]

eating

[night_fox]

that

[smartboyathome]

brownie? :-X

[crazyness003]

Was

[sstusick]

going

[crazyness003]

to

[CJ Master]

eat

[crazyness003]

massive

[CJ Master]

brownies? :-X

[crazyness003]

Again!

[CJ Master]

Oh

[crazyness003]

the

[Grant A.]

brownies

[xyz]

smell

[smartboyathome]

like

[sstusick]

a

[xyz]

plant

[sstusick]

that

[xyz]

we

[crazyness003]

need

[sstusick]

to

[tarps87]

wash

[kingfourat]

the

[xyz]

weeds

[tuxerman]

completely

[tarps87]

of

[jenkinbr]

foriegn

[sstusick]

objects

[crazyness003]

, since

[sstusick]

the

[crazyness003]

ottoman

[CJ Master]

is

[talsemgeest]

dead

[tarps87]

This

[talsemgeest]

will

[tarps87]

fix

[talsemgeest]

most

[tarps87]

of

[tuxerman]

my

[jenkinbr]

broken

[tarps87]

code

[talsemgeest]

that

[jyaan]

differentiates

[talsemgeest]

all

[jyaan]

apples

[talsemgeest]

from

[jyaan]

computers

[talsemgeest]

because

[jyaan]

electricity

[talsemgeest]

will

[jyaan]

taste

[talsemgeest]

like

[0xnak]

magic

[crazyness003]

made

[elmer_42]

of

[crazyness003]

100%

[jyaan]

open source

[talsemgeest]

stars

[jyaan]

like

[talsemgeest]

the

[jyaan]

lumberjackling

[sstusick]

of

[jyaan]

the

[crazyness003]

rainy

[sstusick]

days

[crazyness003]

from

[sstusick]

hell.

[Grant A.]

I

[sstusick]

wish

[Grant A.]

A