The Off Topic Game

[Th3Professor]

Rule #1: Your reply must be off topic to this thread.

Rule #2: Post anything you want.

Rule #6: There is no rule 6.

Rule #i: √-1.

The title of Off Topic King - also the first, and current - goes to:

tazz4vr (over 600 posts!)

Runner-up goes to:

jenkinbr (over 500 posts!)

[elmer_42]

I enjoy eating bacon. Especially when it is placed on a hamburger.

[Th3Professor]

ORLY?a

[Warren Watts]

Bananas are an excellent source of Potassium.

[Diptansu]

I dont know where the people of bantu tribe live.

[Th3Professor]

What has this world come to?

[Malac]

Problems with Usb-Creator
Hi,
I'm trying to use Usb-Creator. I am running it on Ubuntu Intrepid 64 bit.

The problem I have us that, although it appears to format and setup my 2Gb thumb drive it does not create a bootable system (from an i386 iso). The target machine complains that there is no bootable partition in the table.

Anyone any thoughts on where to go from here?
This is fun

[jenkinbr]

jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ sudo apt-get install toilet
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following extra packages will be installed:
toilet-fonts
The following NEW packages will be installed:
toilet toilet-fonts
0 upgraded, 2 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 0B/328kB of archives.
After this operation, 508kB of additional disk space will be used.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y
Selecting previously deselected package toilet-fonts.
(Reading database ... 218365 files and directories currently installed.)
Unpacking toilet-fonts (from .../toilet-fonts_0.1-2_all.deb) ...
Selecting previously deselected package toilet.
Unpacking toilet (from .../t/toilet/toilet_0.1-2_i386.deb) ...
Processing triggers for man-db ...
Setting up toilet-fonts (0.1-2) ...
Setting up toilet (0.1-2) ...


jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ whatis toilet
TOIlet (1) [figlet-toilet] - display large colourful characters
toilet (1) - display large colourful characters
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ man toilet
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ cd ~/bin
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ touch bump
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ chmod 1744 bump
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ nano bump
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ cd ~
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ bump

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Hope you have a BUMP day!
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$

[Th3Professor]

I am going to hell... I just ordered a pizza with every topping.

[jenkinbr]

sudo apt-get a life - crap, thats on topic.

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[lukjad007]

Th3Professor can't reply to this post. Therefore, I can say all sort of nasty things about him, and since I came up with this, he can't do the same back. :p
Th3Professor can't count to ten in binary. :lolflag:

[jenkinbr]

Thin clients suck.

[Diptansu]

Its late night ... where is the stalker thread? .......

[jenkinbr]

I ate a flaming marshmallow

[lukjad007]

Where am I?

[Th3Professor]

Th3Professor can't reply to this post. Therefore, I can say all sort of nasty things about him, and since I came up with this, he can't do the same back. :p
Th3Professor can't count to ten in binary. :lolflag:
lol so by replying am I actually on topic? or is it off topic still? I suppose one could quote/reply and still be off topic, albeit their reply is not on topic to the message that they're replying to... so I suppose you're right... oh wait, I just replied... I suppose I could reply on topic to your reply as long as your reply isn't on topic, although I'd be on topic to your reply it'd still be off topic to this thread, unless, of course, the thread is hijacked and the off topic topic becomes the on topic topic. :D

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was that right? ...been a while since I counted in binary.

so, back on topic... ;)

...how 'bout them bears?

[elmer_42]

I saw a guy drink a whole bottle of weaksauce today.

[jenkinbr]

insalled a toilet yesterday.

[Th3Professor]

Dropped the kids off at the pool.

[Matthewthegreat]

I like popcorn! :popcorn:

[Th3Professor]

La Vie En Rose

[Diptansu]

Esober mane ki?

[Th3Professor]

off topic

[Diptansu]

ta to bujhtei parchhi. Thik kato jon amar bhasa ta bujhte parchhe ke jane !! :p

[lukjad007]

lol so by replying am I actually on topic? or is it off topic still? I suppose one could quote/reply and still be off topic, albeit their reply is not on topic to the message that they're replying to... so I suppose you're right... oh wait, I just replied... I suppose I could reply on topic to your reply as long as your reply isn't on topic, although I'd be on topic to your reply it'd still be off topic to this thread, unless, of course, the thread is hijacked and the off topic topic becomes the on topic topic. :D

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was that right? ...been a while since I counted in binary.

so, back on topic... ;)

...how 'bout them bears?
I was thinking about that. If I post off-topic, I am, in a way, on topic, therefore against the rules. If, however, I post on topic, I am off-topic, and therefore on topic. And so on and so forth.


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That is how you count to ten.

[Th3Professor]

I was thinking about that. If I post off-topic, I am, in a way, on topic, therefore against the rules. If, however, I post on topic, I am off-topic, and therefore on topic. And so on and so forth.


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That is how you count to ten.

d'oh!

I left out 100 :)

[jenkinbr]

psycho courtesies

[lukjad007]

In hex, you go
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[pennacook]

"My question is, how come it wasn't paid when the (original) bills went out?"

[lukjad007]

I like carrots.

[jenkinbr]

stuffed influence

[sisco311]

in unary numeral system:
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;-)

[lukjad007]

:p
In trinary:
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[Stenrad]

Rampaging wildebeests.

[sisco311]

Raising Skinny Elephants Is Utterly Boring.

[lukjad007]

Evil is all around us.

[jenkinbr]

bupm

[Th3Professor]

:p
In trinary:
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In "quaternary"?

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...or did I butcher that too? :p lol

EDIT:
What would it be in decary?

[jenkinbr]

Quintary:
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[sisco311]

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[lukjad007]

EDIT:
What would it be in decary?
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Good joke BTW. :p

[jenkinbr]

Flaming Ping-Pong Ballz

[lukjad007]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=986297
Some more fun.

[jenkinbr]

lukjad007 is just st00pid < oops, on topic


Fart gas contains hydrogen sulfide

[lukjad007]

For the sake of global worming we should all eat kangaroos.

[jenkinbr]

toilet is an awesome cli app

[s.fox]

Look What I found! Its our doppelgängers !! (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=984607&page=5) :lolflag:

[pennacook]

We asked local people if they knew why it was deployed - they told us they didn't know, that they'd never seen something like it before

[lukjad007]

Look What I found! Its our doppelgängers !! (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=984607&page=5) :lolflag:
Ash R BANNED FOR MAKING ME KEEP ON CLICKING AND BECAUSE i FORGOT TO TURN OFF MY CAP LOCKS BUTTON.

[jenkinbr]

SuperAmerica is the best gas station ever! They give me free gas!

[Th3Professor]

topic
n 1: the subject matter of a conversation or discussion; "he
didn't want to discuss that subject"; "it was a very
sensitive topic"; "his letters were always on the theme
of love" [syn: subject (http://dictionary.die.net/subject), theme (http://dictionary.die.net/theme)]
2: some situation or event that is thought about; "he kept
drifting off the topic"; "he had been thinking about the
subject for several years"; "it is a matter for the
police" [syn: subject (http://dictionary.die.net/subject), issue (http://dictionary.die.net/issue), matter (http://dictionary.die.net/matter)]



Topic \Top"ic\, n. [F. topiques, pl., L. topica the title of a
work of Aristotle, Gr. topika`, fr. topiko`s of or for place,
concerning to`poi, or commonplaces, fr. to`pos a place.]
(a) One of the various general forms of argument employed in
probable as distinguished from demonstrative reasoning,
-- denominated by Aristotle to`poi (literally, places),
as being the places or sources from which arguments may
be derived, or to which they may be referred; also, a
prepared form of argument, applicable to a great variety
of cases, with a supply of which the ancient rhetoricians
and orators provided themselves; a commonplace of
argument or oratory.
(b) pl. A treatise on forms of argument; a system or scheme
of forms or commonplaces of argument or oratory; as, the
Topics of Aristotle.

These topics, or loci, were no other than general
ideas applicable to a great many different
subjects, which the orator was directed to consult.
--Blair.

In this question by [reason] I do not mean a
distinct topic, but a transcendent that runs
through all topics. --Jer. Taylor.

2. An argument or reason. [Obs.]

Contumacious persons, who are not to be fixed by any
principles, whom no topics can work upon. --Bp.
Wilkins.

3. The subject of any distinct portion of a discourse, or
argument, or literary composition; also, the general or
main subject of the whole; a matter treated of; a subject,
as of conversation or of thought; a matter; a point; a
head.

4. (Med.) An external local application or remedy, as a
plaster, a blister, etc. [Obsoles.] --Wiseman.



Topic \Top"ic\, a.
Topical. --Drayton. Holland.

[pennacook]

"We're not going to let our guard down. We've got several days of hard, hard work."

[lukjad007]

topic
n 1: the subject matter of a conversation or discussion; "he
didn't want to discuss that subject"; "it was a very
sensitive topic"; "his letters were always on the theme
of love" [syn: subject (http://dictionary.die.net/subject), theme (http://dictionary.die.net/theme)]
2: some situation or event that is thought about; "he kept
drifting off the topic"; "he had been thinking about the
subject for several years"; "it is a matter for the
police" [syn: subject (http://dictionary.die.net/subject), issue (http://dictionary.die.net/issue), matter (http://dictionary.die.net/matter)]



Topic \Top"ic\, n. [F. topiques, pl., L. topica the title of a
work of Aristotle, Gr. topika`, fr. topiko`s of or for place,
concerning to`poi, or commonplaces, fr. to`pos a place.]
(a) One of the various general forms of argument employed in
probable as distinguished from demonstrative reasoning,
-- denominated by Aristotle to`poi (literally, places),
as being the places or sources from which arguments may
be derived, or to which they may be referred; also, a
prepared form of argument, applicable to a great variety
of cases, with a supply of which the ancient rhetoricians
and orators provided themselves; a commonplace of
argument or oratory.
(b) pl. A treatise on forms of argument; a system or scheme
of forms or commonplaces of argument or oratory; as, the
Topics of Aristotle.

These topics, or loci, were no other than general
ideas applicable to a great many different
subjects, which the orator was directed to consult.
--Blair.

In this question by [reason] I do not mean a
distinct topic, but a transcendent that runs
through all topics. --Jer. Taylor.

2. An argument or reason. [Obs.]

Contumacious persons, who are not to be fixed by any
principles, whom no topics can work upon. --Bp.
Wilkins.

3. The subject of any distinct portion of a discourse, or
argument, or literary composition; also, the general or
main subject of the whole; a matter treated of; a subject,
as of conversation or of thought; a matter; a point; a
head.

4. (Med.) An external local application or remedy, as a
plaster, a blister, etc. [Obsoles.] --Wiseman.



Topic \Top"ic\, a.
Topical. --Drayton. Holland.
So... that post is really, "on" topic.

[jenkinbr]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=860516

[Th3Professor]

So... that post is really, "on" topic.

D'OH! lol

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=860516

Random thread?

Here's t=765432...
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=765432

[jenkinbr]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=153246

[Th3Professor]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1

.thread.1. :)

[jenkinbr]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=123456

edit: back when staff were newbies....

[Diptansu]

Gata didnt kill Elina ... I know it.

[jenkinbr]

http://server/ Firefox's error message is interesting.

[Th3Professor]

Ya know, I don't think it's possible to actually reply to this thread in a way that would actually be "off topic", since the whole point in the thread is to write off topic, which would thus be on topic.

So, to truly write off topic, would that require writing on topic?

What is on topic?

Would that be replying to the previous thread on the same subject?

Would that be hijacking the thread?

Should we add rule #2 for no hijacking?

lol

Stargate is awesome.

[lukjad007]

I like Star Trek Voyager. I do.

[Th3Professor]

Star Trek Voyager's "okay" :D ...I have heard people joke about the new Stargate show, Stargate Universe, which is supposedly going to have a young cast and be space-bound... people jokingly call it "Stargate 90210" and "Stargate Voyager". Lol I don't really care, I'm going to like it no matter what. :) What I don't like is... green eggs and ham, sam i am... unless they're served by younglings in outer space.

[pennacook]

the cuts were needed to streamline its management and make it more responsive to customers

[Diptansu]

When elina told me that she cant fly anymore, I told her not to worry. Crimil would surely arrange her a flapter if I really insist.

[jenkinbr]

http://www.disco3.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/icon_offtopic.gif

[Envergure]

Mihelle Lauziere is cool

[Th3Professor]

http://www.disco3.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/icon_offtopic.gif


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[jorj82]

I love the Doctor. I wish I had a T.A.R.D.I.S.!:)

[Th3Professor]

If I had a container that consisted of infinite space, could I not have an infinite space that consisted of a container?

[pennacook]

Some people have been sentenced to terms as long as 65 years.

[jenkinbr]

Searching for something random to post here...

[pennacook]

If taken regularly, the deadening futility of day-to-day life will be temporarily washed away in a flood of blessed and cleansing torment.

[lukjad007]

None of the heat sinks I have contain water. :(

[Th3Professor]

Searching for something random to post here...

Just reply with something off topic and you'll be set. ;-)

If taken regularly, the deadening futility of day-to-day life will be temporarily washed away in a flood of blessed and cleansing torment.

aka catastrophic catharsis?
...though what specifically is "taken regularly" to achieve this?

[sisco311]

double post

[sisco311]

du bist eine überraschung.

te egy meglepetés vagy.

tu eşti o surpriză.

you are a surprise.

cats are evil.

:-k

[Th3Professor]

:-#

[sisco311]

surreal elephants are real

[elmer_42]

Capturing pigeons and holding them for ransom is illegal in twenty-six states.

[Th3Professor]

Rules are meant to be broken... or bent... or something.

[orange2]

ulres Broken rules yes?

[Th3Professor]

What could be discussed that is "on topic" within an off topic thread?

[elmer_42]

This topic is now about crunchy tacos.

Go!

[tuskenraider]

Tango El Gato en pantelones.. no i dont speak spanish... i just think its funny that i have a large cat in my pants... (blue streak anyone?) btw... i do love some crunchy tacos... YUM!!!!!

tusken

[jorj82]

Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!

[Diptansu]

OMG , ghosts coming!! OMG , ghosts coming!!

[FuturePilot]

It wasn't me I swear!

[Diptansu]

Ohh!! Where it has gone! Look for it then.

[lukjad007]

BUMP!
http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=6235042&postcount=25754

[elmer_42]

In 1939 and 1940, 36 former 1903 Stock cars were converted. For the conversion, the passenger saloon was removed and the two cabs were joined together. The first locomotive, ESL100, only had three bogies but later locomotives were built with four bogies, the centre bogie being used to carry the de-icing equipment. Locomotive ESL103 was withdrawn in 1953 as the result of an accident. ESL107 was the last to be withdrawn, the latter being preserved by the London Transport Museum.

[pennacook]

Think about it logically, you did not walk here from home, you spent some money, so spend a little more and help preserve what you are seeing - for the future.

[jenkinbr]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=444444

Appears to be private...:(
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=12321

[lukjad007]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=444444
Works fine for me...
Oh, wait, admin account. *Snaps fingers.*

[jenkinbr]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=444444
Works fine for me...
Oh, wait, admin account. *Snaps fingers.*
yeah right.

ok, back off topic.

What's two plus two?

[lukjad007]

3
And what does that mean?!? :evil:

[pennacook]

Some businesses that specialize in selling energy-efficient solar panels and other alternative energy systems have also emerged

[lukjad007]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=992960
Not a plug... :-\"

[jenkinbr]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=992960
Not a plug... :-\"
http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_35.gifhttp://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_35.gifhttp://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_35.gifhttp://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_35.gifhttp://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_35.gifhttp://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_35.gifhttp://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_35.gif

Spammers are useless wastes of forum space. We don't like spam
Mystery meat or mystery email...

[FuturePilot]

I'm downloading Fedora 10

[pennacook]

A large copper pot is used

[jenkinbr]

I'm applying for school to do web development.

[jenkinbr]

KDE sucks.

I would be starting a flame war here, but you guys have to stay off-topic, so you can't comment in this :-P

[Th3Professor]

"
Dr. David Whitehouse, an astronomer and writer quoted by the BBC, thinks science needs more people like Dr. Mallett, whether misguided or wrong, since: 'Being wrong is an essential part of investigating the universe.'
"

[jenkinbr]

News in the US is dark and depressing. I like Canadian news. And UK. They are actually optimistic for the most part (from what I've seen)

[lukjad007]

I don't listen to news. I sit here and make up stories that half the people who read don't get the humour because they refuse to read 1 1/2 pages of text.

[Cope57]

Where was Stac Electronics when Microsoft invented Doublespace?
Where were Xerox and Apple when Microsoft invented the GUI?
Where was Apple's QuickTime when Microsoft invented Video for Windows?
Where was Spyglass Inc.'s Mosaic when Microsoft invented Internet Explorer?
Where was Sun when Microsoft invented Java?

Microsoft... where is the innovation?

page up and page down copyrighted by Microsoft.

[Th3Professor]

News in the US is dark and depressing. I like Canadian news. And UK. They are actually optimistic for the most part (from what I've seen)

I hate U.S. news, though I like tacos.

:D

Where was Stac Electronics when Microsoft invented Doublespace?
Where were Xerox and Apple when Microsoft invented the GUI?
Where was Apple's QuickTime when Microsoft invented Video for Windows?
Where was Spyglass Inc.'s Mosaic when Microsoft invented Internet Explorer?
Where was Sun when Microsoft invented Java?

Microsoft... where is the innovation?

page up and page down copyrighted by Microsoft.

Whatever happened to the question thread?

ZOMG SOMEONE REVIVE THE QUESTION THREAD! :-D

[lukjad007]

Must give links!

[jenkinbr]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=6255469&postcount=26500

[Th3Professor]

Whatever happened to the question thread?

ZOMG SOMEONE REVIVE THE QUESTION THREAD! :-D

Must give links!

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=652799

:guitar:

[lukjad007]

Done and done!

[Th3Professor]

This is hilarious...

This is starting to remind me of one of my favorite Simpson's episodes. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/22_Short_Films_About_Springfield)


Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night-

Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat?

Lou: Uh, the McDonald's. I, I never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.

Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.

Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.

Wiggum: Example.

Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.

Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?

Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.

Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?

Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes."

Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'.

Wiggum: Well, I know what I'm gettin': Some doughnuts.
[He struggles to get out of the booth]

Wiggum: Uh, help me out of the booth, boys.
[Lou and Eddie pop Wiggum's booth with their forks]





from:
http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=6256491&postcount=222

[lukjad007]

Oh...

[Th3Professor]

"D'oh!"

[Th3Professor]

homer

[Th3Professor]

Don't ever double-post, and god forbid... don't... ever... triple-post.

:mad: :evil: [-( [-X =;

](*,)

:-\"

[Th3Professor]

http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/3/fn.CJNFD.jpg

[LinuxGuy1234]

# rpm -uvh water
Ya can't take water away!
# cp /bsd `which rpm`
# rpm -uvh water
OpenBSD... what? I can't run on Linux!
Segmentation fault (good job, idiot)
# popcorn
Got popcorn?
# suicide --commit --now
-- Done --

[Th3Professor]

off topic != on topic != ?

[pennacook]

simply by promoting greater price competition between generics

[lukjad007]

I'm in pain.

[arashiko28]

I am on my way to the moon with chromosomes in one hand, a magic wand in the other, while wearing a pink tutu.:lolflag:

[Th3Professor]

I'm in pain.

My stomach is in (hunger) pain.

I am on my way to the moon with chromosomes in one hand, a magic wand in the other, while wearing a pink tutu.:lolflag:

WTF!? LOL!

:lolflag:

[Th3Professor]

So, what was the topic again?

[crazyness003]

i wish i can download myself

[s.fox]

One day I am going to download the internet :)

[crazyness003]

Chuck Norris would be pleased

[lukjad007]

One day I am going to download the internet :)
I downloaded Ubuntuforums once. Do you want a copy?

[s.fox]

I downloaded Ubuntuforums once. Do you want a copy?

LOL. Why oh why did you? :lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[lukjad007]

To see if I could.

[Noxn]

I just got a 1 gb hard drive at the computer store.
Its bigger then my old one, and the Techguy there said i can store the internet on it.

/joke

[crazyness003]

oh yeah. totaly! The only problem is that SKYNET IS SELF AWARE!!!

[s.fox]

Raspberry & Cranberry yoghurt is delicious.

[lukjad007]

My teacher is playing with the DNS in my classroom, So I could get

[pennacook]

Many older people do what they've done for years - head to the park (at dawn) to exercise or sing.

[lukjad007]

...cut off. :(

[s.fox]

Is it bad that MTV had Noddy Holders top 40 xmas songs on in November :(

[pennacook]

It was the noted modernist architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe who believed "architecture began when two bricks were put together"

[inxygnuu]

.

[s.fox]

blow some trumpets!!! :lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[lukjad007]

Wow.

[jenkinbr]

bu;mp

[s.fox]

i solved one of the BIGGEST mysteries known to man today. I found out who sang the "They call me mellow yellow" song!!!! Its Donovan plus I got all the lyrics!!!

CHECK IT OUT (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EQz_s8Yw1Us)

:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[jenkinbr]

If you LOL this, you'll be on topic. (http://www.google.com/tisp/)

[lukjad007]

I'll see.

[crazyness003]

If you LOL this, you'll be on topic. (http://www.google.com/tisp/)
zhahaha!

oh i mean

LOLZ

[s.fox]

why is it snowing???

[lukjad007]

Ink will dry in a printer. You must print at least once every 2-4 weeks.

[jenkinbr]

Winter = parkinglot slip `n` slide!!!

[pennacook]

there needs to be some coherent policy around recharging

[jenkinbr]

Dole (r) apple juice sometimes tastes like bananas.

[s.fox]

only on weekdays

[jenkinbr]

Where do babies come from?

[s.fox]

:guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar:

[jenkinbr]

thin clients suck

Especially when they run <the other operating system from Redmond>

[lukjad007]

Some guy in my class changed my wallpaper to a pic of Linux Torvalds, naked on a diving board. Grrr! I must go and kill him.

[pennacook]

And there is little doubt that the restless tone of these times is something that the web has helped to accelerate.

[jenkinbr]

Welcome to page 16 of the Off-Topic Game!

:razz: 8 posts too late :razz:

[pennacook]

It is beyond what anyone can face; what an individual can take.

[jenkinbr]

Guess What?

[collinp]

Guess What?

Pie?

[jenkinbr]

nexuiz is a free online multiplayer first-person shooter.

[s.fox]

Is this off topic?

[collinp]

The topic of the thread is to stay off topic...

[s.fox]

Dell's XPS sucks!!!

[pennacook]

kebert xela

[jenkinbr]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6290539#post6290539

now where in ubuntuforums does that go?

[s.fox]

Disaster. I've run out of TEA!!!!!:o

[Barky]

Han shot first

[jenkinbr]

Pink Flamingos!!!

[tuxerman]

Ubuntu 8.10 is out! You can find information on the new release by clicking here.

[jenkinbr]

Just DO It! (http://ubuntuforums.org/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=6301355)

[s.fox]

They should really make roller skates for dogs :D

[jenkinbr]

http://ubuntuforums.org/sendmessage.php

[s.fox]

Code Name: Emerald was a terrible film in my opnion

[pennacook]

Area residents had feared tourists would tie up traffic and make a nuisance of themselves.

[s.fox]

Didn't Nokia originally make toilet rolls?

[jenkinbr]

1337 i5 nigh-inc0mpr3h3n5ib13 70 u5 n00bs, 4nd n0b0dy c4r35 if UR 4 1337 h4x0r. Giv3 i7 4 r357.

Nice.

[Barky]

I got a trojan at my work computer today

windos is weak

[jenkinbr]

The foobar() function can do anything!

[crazyness003]

ozay!

[s.fox]

Why Not??

[lukjad007]

Today, is NINJA day!

[s.fox]

I be needin' a crew (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1002565)

[Th3Professor]

?

[lukjad007]

I be needin' a crew (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1002565)
*Kills anyone who tries to join pyrate crew on Ninja Day.*

[s.fox]

*Kills anyone who tries to join pyrate crew on Ninja Day.*

How long until ninja day is over???

P.S. Be thar be pirate day? Arrr

[pennacook]

None of the passengers was hurt in the incident.

[jenkinbr]

jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ fortune
Sorry, no fortune this time.

[crazyness003]

September 19: International talk like a Pirate day! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_like_a_pirate_day)

wiki-wiki, b*7ches!

[s.fox]

It be morning and me head be a pounding like drum :popcorn:

[satanic-yobbo]

me fail english... thats unpossible...

[Th3Professor]

"
It may be very helpful to run the sound processing applications like ohphone, openmcu or GnomeMeeting at a real time priority.
"

[vegetarianshrimp]

i have noticed that sudo apt-get install pacman installs pacman! wow! (sarcastically)

[Th3Professor]

Okay... that's odd, I thought it was Pacman, though some websites say "Pac-Man" or "pakku-man" (パックマン).

Who wins?

Pac-Man vs Superman.

Pac-Man vs Batman.

Pac-Man vs Spider-man.

Pac-Man vs Iron Man.

Pac-Man vs all of the X-Men at once.

Pac-Man vs the Space Invaders.

Pac-Man vs Ms. Pac-Man.

[arbosis]

Okay... that's odd, I thought it was Pacman, though some websites say "Pac-Man" or "pakku-man" (パックマン).

Who wins?

Pac-Man vs Superman.

Pac-Man vs Batman.

Pac-Man vs Spider-man.

Pac-Man vs Iron Man.

Pac-Man vs all of the X-Men at once.

Pac-Man vs the Space Invaders.

Pac-Man vs Ms. Pac-Man.

C.Norris.

[vegetarianshrimp]

Winners:

Pac-Man
Pac-Man
Pac-Man
Pac-Man
Pac-Man
Pac-Man
Ms. Pac-Man

[crazyness003]

that one glob of cheese thats missing a piece...that kinda reminds me of pacman...hmm. i wonder why i wwuld think of that right now....

anyway, as i was saying: theres a dinosaur behind that tree.

[satanic-yobbo]

i like stuff..... only if it is fun stuff... and i like things ... interesting things... they're interesting ... :mrgreen:

[lukjad007]

How long until ninja day is over???

P.S. Be thar be pirate day? Arrr
It be over, and arr! There be a pyrate's day, ye can count on it, yarrr!

[Th3Professor]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/news/20081205_coldplay.shtml

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7766683.stm

"
Grammy nominees Coldplay have been sued by rock guitarist Joe Satriani, who claims the band's song Viva La Vida uses one of his riffs. In court papers filed in Los Angeles on Thursday, he said the song used "substantial original portions" of his 2004 instrumental If I Could Fly.
"

[bekind2thenoob]

I got £9 out of an Itbox on Friday night down the pub and I'm well impressed with myself! :D :biggrin:

[crazyness003]

1337 5P33|< !2 73H pWnR

[Th3Professor]

on topic

[ashmew2]

The Acceleration due to gravity is 9.8 m/s^2

[jenkinbr]

Bumping the bump thread wastes time, but I still like to do it.

[lukjad007]

Who doesn't?

[jenkinbr]

meh, too many people post on topic in this thread

Stuck in an elevator isn't getting very unstuck at the moment...

[lukjad007]

I don't care. This off topic posting is possible only by doing the impossible, thereby posting on topic.

[crazyness003]

The Acceleration due to gravity is 9.8 m/s^2
so not true!

[satanic-yobbo]

dirt is brown and dry.

[crazyness003]

dirt is brown and dry.
also not true

[Th3Professor]

meh, too many people post on topic in this thread

Stuck in an elevator isn't getting very unstuck at the moment...


/unstuck


I don't care. This off topic posting is possible only by doing the impossible, thereby posting on topic.

Good point! LOL!

:p

[crazyness003]

/unstuck




Good point! LOL!

:p
false. thats a horrible point :P

[Th3Professor]

so not true!

also not true

false. thats a horrible point :P

LOL I didn't know this was the "disagree game". :lolflag:

[jenkinbr]

BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!

[crazyness003]

LOL I didn't know this was the "disagree game". :lolflag:
that also isnt true. your logic is flawed

[crazyness003]

BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
i disagree. we shouldn't BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!

[satanic-yobbo]

i like stuff... and things .... sometimes ...well occasionally at least anyway ....

[crazyness003]

false! this thread should be less read! everything makes sense here. RAWR!

[jenkinbr]

THE BUMP THREAD IS ALIVE!!!!

Keep on bumping, you bumping bumpers!

[neu2buntu]

v squared equals u squared plus two a s ... remember writing this hundreds of times at school for punishment ... what does it mean???

[Th3Professor]

chrissy, how did your username in these forums end up taking more space (width) (on the left side of your posts)? that is very odd.

[jenkinbr]

Flameing monkeys eat black marshmallows.

[Th3Professor]

java
cup of joe

[neu2buntu]

):P:guitar::lolflag::popcorn:
sudo apt-get remove --purge me from my laptop

[Tim Sharitt]

I wish I had a plate of bacon and a cup of coffee

[Th3Professor]

Re: The Off Topic Game

[s.fox]

Oranges

[Th3Professor]

http://eztv.it/

[crazyness003]

blank

[crazyfuturamanoob]

....I need CHOCOLATE and sleep....

[Th3Professor]

what was the topic again?

[crazyness003]

what was the topic again?
phalse! that statement does not even exist

[Th3Professor]

what exists doesn't exist if it could only exist in an alternate reality, yet our present reality fails to falsify the pretense that that which exists in other dimensions cannot simultaneously exist in our own; ergo, that which exists in this universe may or may not exist in another universe, as such, in that it is what it is there and here. in other words, it simultaneously exists and doesn't exist in all realities.

[Tim Sharitt]

I hope Santa doesn't steal my cookies again this year.

[crazyness003]

what exists doesn't exist if it could only exist in an alternate reality, yet our present reality fails to falsify the pretense that that which exists in other dimensions cannot simultaneously exist in our own; ergo, that which exists in this universe may or may not exist in another universe, as such, in that it is what it is there and here. in other words, it simultaneously exists and doesn't exist in all realities.
I will have to agree with you on this (for a change). :p

Although you did fail to mention the the types of alternate realities such existence can and will exist in. If it be the first plane of existence, than such existence can only exist due to the nature of this universe. since the universe is infinite, then by probable cause, something that doesn't exist must exist due to the fact of the size of this verse. If it be the second plane of existence, then something that does not exist may not exist with the exception of its existence. This plane calls for an alternate dimension of our own universe (which no longer can be called a universe since there is the possibility of there being multiple verses. hence stating and fortifying the theory of the multiverse). If such existence is to exist in the 3rd plane of existence, then there must lie a section of non-space that contains an alternate to all the alternates, in an infinite manner, hence the multiverse would be infinitely large in number of verses, dimensions, and -branes) consider this equation: 2x(...((infinity^infinity)^infinity)^infinity)^inf inity....). Thats how many times such existence may or may not exist (a binary coupling) in any given plane of existence, of any given verse, of any given galaxy, of any given, solar system, of any given, body in space.

Thank you

[Tim Sharitt]

Happy Christmas Eve

[MikeTheC]

So then, see, what you want to do is come up on his low six -- that's his blind spot, see -- and then when you get good tone, you go for a missile shot.

[MikeTheC]

Oh, and not only that, but Kentucky Fried Movie is the coolest movie evar!!!11!!11111!!!!!

[Tim Sharitt]

Dear Santa,
I want a football, an official red ryder carbine action bb gun, a puppy, and bicycle.
Tim
P.S.
The cookies are NOT for you, please don't eat them.

[Th3Professor]

I will have to agree with you on this (for a change). :p

Although you did fail to mention the the types of alternate realities such existence can and will exist in. If it be the first plane of existence, than such existence can only exist due to the nature of this universe. since the universe is infinite, then by probable cause, something that doesn't exist must exist due to the fact of the size of this verse. If it be the second plane of existence, then something that does not exist may not exist with the exception of its existence. This plane calls for an alternate dimension of our own universe (which no longer can be called a universe since there is the possibility of there being multiple verses. hence stating and fortifying the theory of the multiverse). If such existence is to exist in the 3rd plane of existence, then there must lie a section of non-space that contains an alternate to all the alternates, in an infinite manner, hence the multiverse would be infinitely large in number of verses, dimensions, and -branes) consider this equation: 2x(...((infinity^infinity)^infinity)^infinity)^inf inity....). Thats how many times such existence may or may not exist (a binary coupling) in any given plane of existence, of any given verse, of any given galaxy, of any given, solar system, of any given, body in space.

Thank you

COOKIE MONSTER IS CREATOR AND RULER OF THE OMNIVERSE

Oh, and not only that, but Kentucky Fried Movie is the coolest movie evar!!!11!!11111!!!!!

KFM is an awesome movie... first time i saw it was at a party, everybody was very drunk (or "other"), which certainly added to the entertainment value of that movie. do you have any favorite scenes in KFM? =)

[MikeTheC]

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KFM is an awesome movie... first time i saw it was at a party, everybody was very drunk (or "other"), which certainly added to the entertainment value of that movie. do you have any favorite scenes in KFM? =)

Couple of 'em, actually. The Old Science Class Film (with the mother for whom everything starts going horribly wrong in her kitchen), the news breaks ("I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11:00."), and Danger Dan (though I can't quote from it on this message board. ;) )

[MikeTheC]

Oh, and the kung-fu movie genre spoof. ("...(and here we have) Hyung Wai Lo ... Lo Wang ... and Enormous Genitals...")

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[Th3Professor]

Couple of 'em, actually. The Old Science Class Film (with the mother for whom everything starts going horribly wrong in her kitchen), the news breaks ("I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11:00."), and Danger Dan (though I can't quote from it on this message board. ;) )

the oil scene's pretty funny, collecting from teens, hair combs, etc.

another funny in the danger dan scene that may not be so obvious is how it pokes fun at white people, too... the guy was a scrawny li'l white guy dressed totally geeky (of course in a "protective" suit lol). the other guys obviously understood the comic value of the scene, else they wouldn't have done it. :D

1st time i saw the kitchen scene - mother losing limbs, kitchen parts, etc. - was the funniest. it's always fun to watch again.

(kfm is probably one of my fav. comedy movies)

the kung fu feature presentation - a la bruce lee's "enter the dragon" - had me crying-laughing. i wonder if anybody has done a comparison, running scenes simultaneously, between the 2, like on youtube or something.

Oh, and the kung-fu movie genre spoof. ("...(and here we have) Hyung Wai Lo ... Lo Wang ... and Enormous Genitals...")

and the facial expressions on the main character (the bruce lee-type guy). :)

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actually, it's "oui" ;)

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