The Off Topic Game

[joshmuffin]

Knowledge is free.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect us.

[sqrooup]

I am so bored, sitting here waiting for my mp3 player to charge!

](*,):-({|=[-o<:-\"8-[](*,)

[crazyness003]

w00t its 2310 on Jan 1, 2009!

just for fun, here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfGkhhm4vXw)

[rolnics]

why don't some people listen!!

"We don't want the wardrobe, thank-you!"

[crazyness003]

all hail! the giant metal hand in the sky!

[sqrooup]

This is the coldest winter I have ever experienced, tomorrow its down to -1C!
:-({|=

[crazyness003]

wow that is cold. I'm chilling at a mere 21C!

Hooray Global Warming!

Du j00 has cheezburger?

[sqrooup]

I am all choc-chocked out

[crazyness003]

yaaaaaay! a computer internet page.

[lukjad007]

I'm back from where I was away.

[Drubie]

This is the coldest winter I have ever experienced, tomorrow its down to -1C!
:-({|=

Currently Fairbanks, Alaska is exerienceing -45C and such dense icefog I cannot see 50m!

btw, it is time to honor Him, for he has touched us with his noodley appendage

[crazyness003]

FSM totally pwns IPP!

[lukjad007]

Star Trek: Voyager seasons 1-7 is $489.99!!! :shock:

[crazyness003]

Star Trek: Voyager seasons 1-7 is $489.99!!! :shock:

"Borrowed" Star Trek: Voyager seasons 1-7 is $0.00 hmmmm. Too bad i aint no trekkie (or trekker...whatev)

[jenkinbr]

this thread is not dead yet...

[crazyness003]

death does not exist!

gak <dead>

[jenkinbr]

fruit-loops!

[crazyness003]

loop-fruits

[jenkinbr]

I really didn't like the intermittent uptime we have had in the last 24 hours. 90% downtime is bad.

[crazyness003]

you know what really burns my biscuit! I got 32768 fair and square, but I guess when the servers went down, the newest posts got deleted, iluding my very important bump# 32768!
Im outraged.OUTRAGED-I tell you!

[jenkinbr]

White Text Rocks!

[crazyness003]

.

[jenkinbr]

spam

[lukjad007]

*Ninja strikes*

[jenkinbr]

bump

[crazyness003]

*Ninja strikes**here*

where?

[sqrooup]

There is nothing like a nice cup of tea
And this not a nice cup of tea

:-({|=

[crazyness003]

Why did the little pink girl, fall off her little pink bike?~ because she got hit by a fridge

[jenkinbr]

whatis Tomatz
Tomatz: Nothing appropriate.

[sqrooup]

Please read the message below

[sqrooup]

Please read the message above

[crazyness003]

Please read the message below
Please read the message above

Nice loop. It would go well with cocoa butter and lolcode.

[crazyness003]

why 3 days?

[Universal344]

Do not try to explain the unexplainable, for you just might come up with an explanation and what a sad day that will be.

[jenkinbr]

Don't drink toilet bowl cleaner, even though Wal-Mart sometimes sells it near the grocery section.

[crazyness003]

Don't drink toilet bowl cleaner, even though Wal-Mart sometimes sells it near the grocery section.
ahhhhhhhhhh.....oops

[jenkinbr]

We didn't start the fire!

[crazyness003]

sniff,sniff....what fire-AAAHHh FIRE!!!!

[jenkinbr]

We didn't start the Fire :guitar:

[crazyness003]

*runs in circles*

[sqrooup]

Cornflakes whilst reading the Off Topic Game :popcorn:

[crazyness003]

does you go om nom, in the process?

[jenkinbr]

BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!

[rolnics]

my three year old son is doing my head in at this moment in time!!!! :mad:

[Universal344]

Are you?... Ya, you are.=;

[sqrooup]

DOWN SPOT!

Sorry, my zebra is playing up again!

:lolflag:

[crazyness003]

haha...ha....ha....huh?

[jenkinbr]

http://www.85qm.de/up/BigRedButton.swf

Bummer, the image tag doesn't work on flash objects. Should have known better.

[crazyness003]

http://www.85qm.de/up/BigRedButton.swf

Bummer, the image tag doesn't work on flash objects. Should have known better.
ooooo. Im sorry to hear that, so im going to blatantly plagiarise someone else's original work...
here, try this:
http://denmaru.ath.cx/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/poster3937743.jpgThat should look something like this:
http://denmaru.ath.cx/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/poster3937743.jpg

ps: I still dont know what that means...;)

[jenkinbr]

BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!

[rolnics]

It's getting dark outside ...........

[jenkinbr]

http://this.post.contains.nothing

[crazyness003]

http://this.post.contains.nothing
yay, an invisible, pink pony!

[sisco311]

kame-hame-ha

[jenkinbr]

http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar

[crazyness003]

http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
http://foobar
thats not the FSM.

[jenkinbr]

thats not the FSM.
Google'd it.

Clicked the first link out of disbelief.

[sqrooup]

Oh well, din-dins!

[jenkinbr]

KaBOOM!!!!!

[crazyness003]

Google'd it.

Clicked the first link out of disbelief.
weird stuff, huh?
this is my fav:
http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif

[rolnics]

mmmmm! pie for tea!!!

[jenkinbr]

http://www.ubuntupocketguide.com/download.html
Want a free e-book?

[sqrooup]

Good lord! Is that the time? It will soon be time for QI on Dave!

[jenkinbr]

Mountain DEW!

[crazyness003]

i think FSM would totally pwn IPP in a pattle of noodly appendages!

[jenkinbr]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/shipment.jpg?w=500

[rolnics]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr! a day spent going round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round in circles all cos of the latest update to Heron screwing my graphics up!

GRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr

*rant over*

[jenkinbr]

[23:09] <ubuntugeek> Next, The bump thread Feel that they are over loading the forums unnecessarily. Drubin, you are up.
[23:10] <drubin> give me a sec writing it down :)
[23:10] <ubuntugeek> No problem, take your time.
[23:11] <drubin> We state that this is first and formost a tech support forum, yet we have this thread. I am not saying we need to get ride of these light hearted threads I am seriously wondering the extrea load they impose in the db is this nessary considering all the issues we were having at the time
[23:11] <drubin> btw the issues seemed to have calmed down a little bit
[23:11] <jdong> well I think the "issues" calming down is mere coincidence.
[23:12] <ubuntugeek> jdong: agreed
[23:12] <talsemgeest> I feel that any overuse of the forum resources is worth it for the friendships that are made in that thread. It is a great place to get to know your fellow ubuntu-forumers.
[23:12] <jdong> while I absolutely agree this up-and-down flakiness of the forum needs to be resolved and looked at seriously, I don't feel a single long thread is the cause.
[23:12] <wrtpeeps> er, hi?
[23:12] <drubin> the extra posts might slow down the quries on a whole searching/indexing of the db
[23:12] <drubin> jdong: +1
[23:12] <jdong> vBulletin doesn't really work in a way where long threads are more "expensive" to access.
[23:12] <ubuntugeek> drubin: I can assure that that bump thread isn't causing any load.
[23:12] <forumsmatthew> wrtpeeps, we will get back to your issue shortly, after we finish this on
[23:13] <forumsmatthew> *one
[23:13] <jdong> that being said, I think we do need to take a look at why on earth we have so many proxy errors.
[23:13] <jdong> ubuntugeek: any guesses?
[23:13] <ubuntugeek> It's configured wrong?
[23:13] <drubin> ubuntugeek: You have direct access to the DB's/code I would love to know the explained query when viewing the bump thread how many rows it examines
[23:13] <forumsmatthew> gremlins?
[23:13] <wrtpeeps> hold on til I go refresh myself on what my issue was
[23:13] <Snowflake> jdong: Someday you'll have to tell me how the database works (if you can). I'm curious how that operates.
[23:14] <lukjad007> Has it been narrowed down to a hardware or a software problem?
[23:14] <jdong> drubin: no more than it costs to retrieve any other 50 posts or 25 or whatever you have per page.
[23:14] <ubuntugeek> drubin: Alot of the queries are cached
[23:14] <jdong> lukjad007: it's software.
[23:14] <ubuntugeek> drubin: by vbulletin
[23:14] <drubin> ubuntugeek: Ok topic over.
[23:15] <drubin> :)
[23:15] <ubuntugeek> drubin: when you pull of up a page of the thread its only pulling the posts on that page
[23:15] <jdong> I do think there's something weird going on with the proxy though....
[23:15] <forumsmatthew> jdong, +1
[23:15] <drubin> jdong: +1
[23:15] <jdong> there was a phase where basically 1 of 10 pages end in proxy error
[23:15] <ubuntugeek> drubin; it doesn't prefetch all 1000 pages
[23:15] <drubin> ubuntugeek: Ye I know that. but I wanted to know the means for "searching" for those 20 posts
[23:16] * drubin is trying to find his post explaining this
[23:16] <jdong> drubin: hashtable.
[23:16] <jdong> constant access time
[23:16] <jdong> it's not an issue for vBulletin to handle
[23:17] <drubin> ye it should be handeled on the DB's side
[23:17] <drubin> but as with all design/programming there are more then one way to skin a cat
[23:17] <drubin> I was wondering how this way was handeling threads with huge amounts of posts...
[23:18] <ubuntugeek> Lets move on to wrtpeeps agenda item. I think we established that the bump thread isnt causing any problems.
[23:18] <forumsmatthew> +1
[23:18] <lukjad007> Thank you ubuntugeek

[Ice Man]

What's all thins then??????

[jenkinbr]

WOW! Wal-Mart sells Mt. Dew in the cleaning product aisle!

[brainac0cult]

all your base are belong to us.
all the bombs are in us.

[jenkinbr]

spma

[GammaRay256]

WJON (1240 AM kHz) is a radio station in St. Cloud, Minnesota airing a News/Talk format.

[crazyness003]

Some people juggle geese as a primary means of entertainment!

[jenkinbr]

If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and nobody heard it, did it make a sound?

[crazyness003]

Nope. It probably muffled itself. Its embarrassing for tree species to fall. When they do, they try to do it as quietly as possible since the other, un-fallen trees then make fun of them and say mean things like "what, you got roots in beer?" or "hey, look, (s)he just fell!" or "timber....".

Those mean forest trees....tsk tsk.

[jenkinbr]

Hey, Guys!

We like to consume resources, don't we?
If so, you should bump this: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=520091 (http://www.google.com/)

HINT: it doesn't point where you think :)

[sqrooup]

I am just too tired to type anything at this point:(

[jenkinbr]

http://type some invalid random address here/

That was random. Lets try that again so it shows up:

http://type some invalid random address here/

[crazyness003]

http://type some invalid random address here/

that was random. Lets try that again so it shows up:

http://type some invalid random address here/
seven!

[jenkinbr]

seven!
sudo apt-get moo

[crazyness003]

WHOA! Did you SEE that?!? The phone SPONTANEOUSLY MELTED!!!1one

[sqrooup]

I went to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch and all I got was a lousy T-shirt! :lolflag:

[jenkinbr]

BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!

[GammaRay256]

The 1956–57 Montreal Canadiens season was the club's 48th season of play.

[crazyness003]

when in soviet russia, do opposite of what is logical.
hooray creepy foot doctor!
boo beer!

[jenkinbr]

Spam: You eat it, or it eats your inbox.

[crazyness003]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI

[sqrooup]

Got home from the gym, thinking it was 7.30!

IT WAS F***ING 8.30!

:confused: ](*,)

[jenkinbr]

It is raining in the middle of february in NORTHERN MINNESOTA WTF?!?!?!?!!!

[crazyness003]

raining?! was it OVER9000!

[jenkinbr]

Do monkeys fart?

[sqrooup]

Hopefully, the snow is finally finished, and we can look forward to some dry days.

[jenkinbr]

why is.

http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=102991&stc=1&d=1234386610

[crazyness003]

when will jenkinbr NOT keep posting that...

that!.. The picture above this post....


Just look up!

jeez!

[jenkinbr]

lol I only did it on one brief spell.

I'm done now.

[jenkinbr]

The rear bumper of a Jeep.

[Trigsu]

Son notta perjantai ja työt pulkassa. Taidanpa riipasta kännit :)
It's friday at last, end of work. mmm..beer..............................you're way too curious

[jenkinbr]

http://www.gnome-look.org/content/show.php/Emerald+Ubuntu+edit?content=76413

[crazyness003]

I was gonna save this for the bad joke thread, but wtf.
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, who the #&$% cares?!

[tuskenraider]

how much is a rental car for the weekend?

and i wonder how many jelly beans are in that jar.. *looks at jar intently*

[sqrooup]

For my sins I work in an electronics shop!

I had a customer ask "do you sell Ubuntu Linux?"
"No" I replied, "it's a free download from ubuntu.com."
"How much will this free download cost me?" he asked!

Sad, but true!

[jenkinbr]

(I made some color and level adjustments in GIMP)

[crazyness003]

For my sins I work in an electronics shop!

I had a customer ask "do you sell Ubuntu Linux?"
"No" I replied, "it's a free download from ubuntu.com."
"How much will this free download cost me?" he asked!

Sad, but true!
wow. cheese

[Ptero-4]

wow. cheese
Oww Yeah (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6741871#post6741871)

[rolnics]

<--- is just catching up on things in the forum!

[jenkinbr]

http://www.bump.org/

[lukjad007]

Passed my exam!

[jenkinbr]

Sweet! Someone released a PPA for the Murrina SVN build!

[crazyness003]

Passed my exam!
congrats!

[jenkinbr]

BOOM!!!!!!!!o

[crazyness003]

rub-a-dub

[jenkinbr]

Join the Ubuntu Bumpers Group!
http://ubuntuforums.org/group.php?groupid=49

[sqrooup]

Oh hum! I missed QI tonight, will need to watch the XL version on BBC iPlayer on Sunday #-o](*,):sad:

[jenkinbr]

Wireless woes

[73ckn797]

Birdie, birdie, in the sky.
Why did you do it in my eye?
I will not laugh, I will not cry.
Gee, I'm glad that cows don't fly.

[crazyness003]

Birdie, birdie, in the sky.
Why did you do it in my eye?
I will not laugh, I will not cry.
Gee, I'm glad that cows don't fly.
nice feet! can I rub them?

[jenkinbr]

fruitloop!

[crazyness003]

tooty frooty

[73ckn797]

El Dorado!

[sqrooup]

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Not that awful BBC soap set in Spain (that got pulled after a few episodes)?!?

[WatchingThePain]

Once I saw two ufo's flying together and I swear they were real.

[crazyness003]

UFO : Ubuntu Forums Official

[sqrooup]

Oh what a lovely bunch of coconuts

[jenkinbr]

didly dee

[SpenceMakesSense]

Kintaro in mortal kombat is much harder then shao kahn. Despite shao kahn being the last fighter you must face in mortal kombat 2

[jenkinbr]

CLICK HERE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Click_here)

Wow - Wikipedia has articles on everything!

[BigBig5]

When I was deep sea fishing I almost caught a big shark. :popcorn::KS:p;):D:o:):(

[jenkinbr]

http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/extra2/needmore.gif

[crazyness003]

why is the sky blue?
because the ocean is.
....why is the ocean blue?
because the sky is.
....wtf!?

[jenkinbr]

some test questions i had today:

(5) Summerize what you learned from [name ommitted] about Minnesota forests and the Itasca Aspen Plan

Nothing (wasn't there. Maybe I should have attended class)

(10) Describe two man-made environmental issues with the Great Lakes (one for Lake Superior and one for Lake Michigan). Include what can be done about them.

Great Lakes issues created by man? My grade is in pain on this one.

(10) Describe the purpose of the "Unfair Race" game we played outside. What countries won? Which didn't? What can be concluded by the results?

Don't know. No Idea. Still no Idea. I can conclude that I should maybe go to class.

==How some people answered the questions.

[crazyness003]

I went to help a lady who ran outta gas tonight. I had a 5gal (20 liter) can of gasoline (benzine) and went out to put it in her tank. While I was doing it, a cop (police) drives past us, stops, and turns on his flashy-lights and backs up behind her car.

Then gets out, and asks the lady for all her documentations, proof of insurance, etc. When she goes to get it, I ask the cop: "is there a problem, officer?"
He replies: "Yeah, her tag (license plate) is expired."
So, I looked at the plate, and it was. But then realized, it was dark outside, and it would have been almost impossible for him to see that when he passed us by.
Basically, she ended up getting citated for past-due registration ($91) and lack of proof of insurance($121).
Thats what I call a bad day.

[pastalavista]

yes, but have you ever seen a long-neck pencil-pusher digging through the trash trying to find his mistakes so he can erase them before somebody else comes looking through the trash trying to get something on him? people like that all seem like penguins to me because they are so open source... I say sudo /su/su/sudio

[jenkinbr]

Warning: set_error_handler() expects the argument (vb_error_handler) to be a valid callback in /srv/www.ubuntuforums.org/public_html/includes/init.php on line 46

Fatal error: Call to undefined function htmlspecialchars_uni() in /srv/www.ubuntuforums.org/public_html/includes/class_core.php on line 1933

[jjpcexpert]

In decidousescidessness,
3 trees
99 trees
kill a tree

[jenkinbr]

Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop da Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop da Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop da Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop da Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop da Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop da Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop da Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop da Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop da Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop da Shoop da Whoop da Whoop da Shoop

[crazyness003]

Ima chargin mah lazer!

[sqrooup]

Chocolate for breakfast! Yum yum!

[jenkinbr]

BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BUMPo!

[73ckn797]

If you are sitting by your honey and the nose gets rather runny, you may think it's funny but it'snot.

[jenkinbr]

The pig says 'Moo!'

[sqrooup]

So much for pancake day

[jenkinbr]

Hersheys Squirts

[73ckn797]

Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Mary went to heaven the steamboat went to Hello operator, give me number 9, if you disconnect me I'll kick your big, Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass, Mary tried to pick it up and cut her little, Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies. That is what my mother said before she closed her eyes.

[jenkinbr]

MacroHard Walls CK Amateurish

[sqrooup]

Whats that over there? (points)

[jenkinbr]

Stuck in a Mall stats:

User Name Posts
jenkinbr 123
crazyness003 76
bgs100 71
jimi_hendrix 41
smartboyathome 34
snova 22
Universal344 19
linuxluver 18
rolnics 13
Ash R 9
Farmer of Bricks 8
theevilhamster 7
tarps87 6
matt79 4
lukjad007 4
inxygnuu 3
Maxxtsch 3
spupy 3
projectbronco 3
Cody the Linux Guru 2
jnw222 2
takumidesh 2
joshmuffin 2
BigBig5 2
damis648 2
lisati 1
tom66 1
jose158 1
-gabe-noob- 1
abhilashm86 1
Tim Sharitt 1
slinkey1981 1
5BallJuggler 1
MasterNetra 1
Mega-G33k 1
Lostin60's 1
Gulyan 1
sqrooup 1
krzysz00 1
jjpcexpert 1
FuturePilot 1
sailthesea 1
gletob 1

[crazyness003]

In case of evil monkey, pull string.
__________________ string |)

[sqrooup]

Jenny you are spending too long in that mall

[jenkinbr]

Just like I spend too much time on the last place trophy game.

[sqrooup]

I like chocolate

[jenkinbr]

?regrubzeehcsahnaci

[crazyness003]

Narwhals! Narwhals! Just dont let them touch your balls! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/viewer.php?id=484667&key=SaOeJhXzNtOzZxbStiNGYwNzcxMGY2QjMwNzIrNl9xNmI2 NTE7QjY1QlYxOzJWMTJiMjI0ZjIrVnFfOTgxbTk5OTI1MzE5Nw %3D%3D)

[jenkinbr]

Fatal error: Call to undefined function fetch_userinfo() in /srv/www.ubuntuforums.org/public_html/includes/class_core.php on line 2719

[SpenceMakesSense]

Project on the state of Massachusetts. Can't wait -.-

[jenkinbr]

What's mine say?
Sweet! What's mine say?
Sweet! What's mine say?
Sweet! What's mine say?
....
--from 'Dude, where's my car?

[sqrooup]

yes

[jenkinbr]

http://fullcirclemagazine.org/issue-22

[crazyness003]

What's mine say?
Dude. What's mine say?
Dude. What's mine say?
Dude. What's mine say?
....
--from 'Dude, where's my car?
actually...its sweet

[jenkinbr]

Actually, you're wrong. erm, I mean right. :P

[crazyness003]

dude...sweet...dude!...sweet!...DUDE!...SWEEET!... .d00000000d!!!!.....SW3333333337!!!!!!!

[satanic-yobbo]

uhhh .. yeah ... like .. ahh . whatever ... i was all like woo hoo and that ... you know ...

[jenkinbr]

*eats pizza*

Oh, oops, wrong thread. ;)

[s.fox]

I had a pizza once. It got eaten :cry:

[jenkinbr]

I lost my 16 GB thumb drive :(

[crazyness003]

hello everybody! I'm Dr. Nick!

[Th3Professor]

I am now ABD. :D

[lisati]

Quantum est ille canis in fennestra?

[crazyness003]

Hooray Beer!

[Th3Professor]

Rule #1: Your reply must be off topic to this thread.

What's rule #2?

[crazyness003]

Its rule number 3

[jenkinbr]

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[Th3Professor]

I don't have a ^v. That's odd.

[crazyness003]

/ \ / \
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ lazor!
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ blaahhhh!

[Th3Professor]

Keep calories in check, increase fiber, decrease sodium, increase vegetables, decrease fats, increase water intake...

...yeah, that's what she said.

HUH!?

[gjoellee]

I think you will need to use this command guys:
man woman

[jenkinbr]

I think you will need to use this command guys:
man woman
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ man woman
No manual entry for woman.
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ man man
NAME

man - an interface to the on-line reference manuals


SYNOPSIS

man [-c|-w|-tZ] [-H[browser]] [-T[device]] [-X[dpi]] [-adhu7V] [-i|-I]
[-m system[,...]] [-L locale] [-p string] [-C file] [-M path] [-P
pager] [-r prompt] [-S list] [-e extension] [--warnings [warnings]]
[[section] page ...] ...
man -l [-7] [-tZ] [snip]

HuH?

[crazyness003]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYWHJwyO5Gs

[jenkinbr]

whoop da shoop!

[crazyness003]

GO BACK TO 520091http://RAWR

[jenkinbr]

I DID:p

[mcla0203]

That means the RIAA stands for...

[crazyness003]

That means the RIAA stands for...
Rich Idiotic Angry ***holes

[jenkinbr]

Rich Idiotic Angry ***holes
Precisely.

[s.fox]

Its St. Patrick's Day!!!!!

[Th3Professor]

=; Today is the only day in existence that this day will ever happen. =P~

[bobmatino17]

Pie is extremely yummy, even more when with ice cream.

[jenkinbr]

This post is a post. It is just a bunch of seemingly random '1's and '0's, that somehow make this into readable text. But really, the text you are reading is just mearly little spots on your screen, lit in such a way that they form letters. But in reality, they are meaningless. We, as humans, have assigned meaning to meaningless things, so that in using these meaningless things, we are able to communicate, using meaningless light patterns that form meaning.

[crazyness003]

This post is a post. It is just a bunch of seemingly random '1's and '0's, that somehow make this into readable text. But really, the text you are reading is just mearly little spots on your screen, lit in such a way that they form letters. But in reality, they are meaningless. We, as humans, have assigned meaning to meaningless things, so that in using these meaningless things, we are able to communicate, using meaningless light patterns that form meaning.
couldnt have said it better. bravo=D>

[crazyness003]

=; Today is the only day in existence that this day will ever happen. =P~
also tr00

[Yanz]

This post is a post. It is just a bunch of seemingly random '1's and '0's, that somehow make this into readable text. But really, the text you are reading is just mearly little spots on your screen, lit in such a way that they form letters. But in reality, they are meaningless. We, as humans, have assigned meaning to meaningless things, so that in using these meaningless things, we are able to communicate, using meaningless light patterns that form meaning.

I like that, that is really good.

[RichardCain]

How much is a pound of cheddar these days?

[s.fox]

Here's a question for you:

What do you like on toast?

A) Butter
B) Jam (I think this is also known as Jelly in USA)
C) Beans
D) A+B

A FOR ME

[lukjad007]

Here's a question for you:

What do you like on toast?

A) Butter
B) Jam (I think this is also known as Jelly in USA)
C) Beans
D) A+B

A FOR ME

F) All of the above and peanut butter.

[Botbob89]

So, dogs ey...

[Th3Professor]

...sorry, I was caught up in... wait, what we were talking about?

[jenkinbr]

Here's a question for you:

What do you like on toast?

A) Butter
B) Jam (I think this is also known as Jelly in USA)
C) Beans
D) A+B

A FOR ME
B+(peanut butter)

I beleive Jam and Jelly are two different, though similar, things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_preserves#Jam
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_preserves#Jelly

[RichardCain]

B+(peanut butter)

I beleive Jam and Jelly are two different, though similar, things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_preserves#Jam
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_preserves#Jelly

This is getting too much like on-topic, for the off-topic game :(

Fishnets, anyone? ;P

[crazyness003]

Hi-ho silver! AWAY!

[jenkinbr]

I gotted you a cookie

...

...but I eated it.

[crazyness003]

yay

[jenkinbr]

alias kill="xkill"

[crazyness003]

alias alias="alias"

[pbpersson]

To get to the train station, turn right at the next light

[jenkinbr]

in response to a spam post via the report tool:

???

Sounds like a Spamalot subject. It needs to age proporly...

[Joshmotron]

This is pretty off topic, but z/OS Mainframe = awesome. I want one. And then I'll install Linux on it. Then I'll install Dosbox, and run Ultima 7 better than any human ever. I win.

[linuxisevolution]

alias kill="xkill"

That's my alias!

(I posted it here last night!)

:)

[lisati]

The fire department drove past my place a few minutes ago. One of the vehicles was a rural fire ute (pickup). I suspect that there's a scrub fire somewhere near by but I couldn't see any signs of smoke.

[linuxisevolution]

The fire department drove past my place a few minutes ago. One of the vehicles was a rural fire ute (pickup). I suspect that there's a scrub fire somewhere near by but I couldn't see any signs of smoke.

Have you checked your kitchen? :lolflag:

[lisati]

Have you checked your kitchen? :lolflag:

Good suggestion: I did have a mishap with some deep-frying a couple of years ago. No obvious signs of trouble there.

[jenkinbr]

http://wikitech.wikimedia.org/view/Main_Page

Wikipedia runs UBUNTU!!!

[linuxisevolution]

http://wikitech.wikimedia.org/view/Main_Page

Wikipedia runs UBUNTU!!!

...and fedora....

[jenkinbr]

...and fedora....
i knew that.

The banning game is filled with perverts (IMHO)
Boycotting as of this afternoon.

[lisati]

The banning game is filled with perverts (IMHO)
Boycotting as of this afternoon.
Boycott shampoo - use only the real thing.

[jenkinbr]

Boycott wtf - use wtb instead! 'What the BUMP?'

[crazyness003]

speaking of dinosaurs....

[s.fox]

I gotted you a cookie

...

...but I eated it.

Was it one of mine that magically disappeared? :(

[crazyness003]

All hail! The giant metal hand in the sky.
-Priest

[jenkinbr]

WHY!!!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!!
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6943544#post6943544

[GepettoBR]

i knew that.

The banning game is filled with perverts (IMHO)
Boycotting as of this afternoon.

We'll miss you. Except for the fact that we won't.

[jenkinbr]

Except for the fact that there seems to be no Banning Game to miss me from...

[GepettoBR]

The Banning Game was wonderful grounds for testing the limits of what the mods would endure. They drew the line on dead grandmother jokes, apparently.

[jenkinbr]

anyways, back on another off-topic topic, we have Spamalot, the place where your spam goes to get nice'n'ripe!

[GepettoBR]

While at spamalot, don't forget to order your complimentary troll beer free of charge for only $19⁹⁹

[jenkinbr]

http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=107403&stc=1&d=1237836041

[GepettoBR]

I'm thirsty.

[jenkinbr]

I'm thirsty.
In that case, maybe you should bump the BUMP Thread.

[GepettoBR]

I dislike the BUMP thread.

Much the same as I dislike people blaring Hip Hop on the bus.

[Glucklich]

How do you off-topic an off-topic thread? If it is off-topic, then everything in it is on-topic. Right? Then none of y'all is really making an off-topic reply, no matter how absurd it sounds.

[jenkinbr]

Hippity Hop to teh Hop of Hip!

[GepettoBR]

How do you off-topic an off-topic thread? If it is off-topic, then everything in it is on-topic. Right? Then none of y'all is really making an off-topic reply, no matter how absurd it sounds.

From what I gather, we just have to keep the thread from finding and following a topic.

[Glucklich]

From what I gather, we just have to keep the thread from finding and following a topic.

Then you and now me, did not followed the thread's intention. Sweet. I feel a lot happier now :P

LOL.

[jenkinbr]

From what I gather, we just have to keep the thread from finding and following a topic.
The Flying Monkeys are back!!!

[GepettoBR]

The Flying Monkeys are back!!!

Oh no, not the moonwalking zebras!

[jenkinbr]

Oh no, not the moonwalking zebras!
now why did you have to go and eat that - you know cookies are bad.

[GepettoBR]

Well at least I'm not the one with the tommy gun lodged in my temple.

[jenkinbr]

Welcome to SpamALot! This is the place where we let our spam age before we package it and deliver it to our customers.

[GepettoBR]

The walls are melting.

[jenkinbr]

We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity -- so UP yours, Microsoft!

.

[s.fox]

Brackets are VERY VERY important in SQL....

[GepettoBR]

Bacon is bad for your health.

[jenkinbr]

Skip a step:
Throw your big Mac in the toilet.

It'll be there within a few hours anyways.

[hp owner]

rumble strips:guitar:

[jenkinbr]

I drive on them all the time just to p!ss my passengers off...

[GepettoBR]

The reason for all this is the midgets.

[jenkinbr]

$ icanhaz `cheezburger`
[Reading package lists...

[crazyness003]

hooray beer!

[GepettoBR]

Victoria's gone forever, only memories remain.

[jenkinbr]

As for things being gone, it looks like the same goes for the Banning Game...

[GepettoBR]

It looks like it.

At least it's peanut butter jelly time.