The Off Topic Game

[catlover2]

The quick reply scrolls strangely at 1920x1080.

[snip3r8]

Nasm

[Basher101]

A Wild Cheezburgerz appears!
Basher used bite! its supper effective!
Cheezburgerz just tastes good!
Basher ate up! Level up! Basher gained +1 cheezburgerz

[sarwiz]

It would look better in the den than in the kitchen.

[catlover2]

click

[Basher101]

*randomly puts hand on keyboard*
tjkjjhvhjm, jcgb, nmhkb.vfbdukfh d bhnbjbhnvbc

[catlover2]

killall googleearth-bin

[Basher101]

killall Real life
run World of Warcraft

[catlover2]

sudo apt-get install real-life

sudo apt-get remove WoW

[snip3r8]

sudo apt-get install real-life

sudo apt-get remove wow
amen

[Basher101]

did that. wow was only fun when played with friends...but what game is not fun when you play it with your best friends?

[catlover2]

I'm using newrez right now. Just don't try Google Earth with it. :O

[takisan]

just gelled my hair. I don't know why I did it, since I'm going to be wearing a hat. (Fedora Friday.)

[IWantFroyo]

just gelled my hair. I don't know why I did it, since I'm going to be wearing a hat. (Fedora Friday.)

In my area, it's Free Hug Friday. Meaning, a bunch of demon-infested high schoolers run around tackling each other all day.

[takisan]

In my area, it's Free Hug Friday. Meaning, a bunch of demon-infested high schoolers run around tackling each other all day.
... ... yeah. well, Fedora Friday is a pep band tradition that I don't want to end, so ... ...

Free hug Friday just seems really weird, considering that we respect others' personal space here, but then again, we have our own accent.

[_d_]

Cheese.

C:\Users\Daniel>defrag c: /a /h /u /v
Microsoft Disk Defragmenter
Copyright (c) 2007 Microsoft Corp.

Invoking analysis on (C:)...

Analysis: 100% complete.

The operation completed successfully.

Post Defragmentation Report:

Volume Information:
Volume size = 698.53 GB
Cluster size = 4 KB
Used space = 49.46 GB
Free space = 649.06 GB

Fragmentation:
Total fragmented space = 10%
Average fragments per file = 1.13

Movable files and folders = 99152
Unmovable files and folders = 31

Files:
Fragmented files = 1350
Total file fragments = 10320

Folders:
Total folders = 16589
Fragmented folders = 386
Total folder fragments = 1648

Free space:
Free space count = 3080
Average free space size = 215.76 MB
Largest free space size = 639.44 GB

Master File Table (MFT):
MFT size = 115.00 MB
MFT record count = 117759
MFT usage = 100%
Total MFT fragments = 5

Note: File fragments larger than 64MB are not included in the fragmentation statistics.

You do not need to defragment this volume.

C:\Users\Daniel>

[catlover2]

reed@reed-Satellite-M30X:~$ lspci
00:00.0 Host bridge: Intel Corporation 82852/82855 GM/GME/PM/GMV Processor to I/O Controller (rev 02)
00:00.1 System peripheral: Intel Corporation 82852/82855 GM/GME/PM/GMV Processor to I/O Controller (rev 02)
00:00.3 System peripheral: Intel Corporation 82852/82855 GM/GME/PM/GMV Processor to I/O Controller (rev 02)
00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation 82852/855GM Integrated Graphics Device (rev 02)
00:02.1 Display controller: Intel Corporation 82852/855GM Integrated Graphics Device (rev 02)
00:1d.0 USB Controller: Intel Corporation 82801DB/DBL/DBM (ICH4/ICH4-L/ICH4-M) USB UHCI Controller #1 (rev 03)
00:1d.1 USB Controller: Intel Corporation 82801DB/DBL/DBM (ICH4/ICH4-L/ICH4-M) USB UHCI Controller #2 (rev 03)
00:1d.2 USB Controller: Intel Corporation 82801DB/DBL/DBM (ICH4/ICH4-L/ICH4-M) USB UHCI Controller #3 (rev 03)
00:1d.7 USB Controller: Intel Corporation 82801DB/DBM (ICH4/ICH4-M) USB2 EHCI Controller (rev 03)
00:1e.0 PCI bridge: Intel Corporation 82801 Mobile PCI Bridge (rev 83)
00:1f.0 ISA bridge: Intel Corporation 82801DBM (ICH4-M) LPC Interface Bridge (rev 03)
00:1f.1 IDE interface: Intel Corporation 82801DBM (ICH4-M) IDE Controller (rev 03)
00:1f.3 SMBus: Intel Corporation 82801DB/DBL/DBM (ICH4/ICH4-L/ICH4-M) SMBus Controller (rev 03)
00:1f.5 Multimedia audio controller: Intel Corporation 82801DB/DBL/DBM (ICH4/ICH4-L/ICH4-M) AC'97 Audio Controller (rev 03)
00:1f.6 Modem: Intel Corporation 82801DB/DBL/DBM (ICH4/ICH4-L/ICH4-M) AC'97 Modem Controller (rev 03)
02:00.0 FireWire (IEEE 1394): VIA Technologies, Inc. VT6306/7/8 [Fire II(M)] IEEE 1394 OHCI Controller (rev 80)
02:01.0 Ethernet controller: Realtek Semiconductor Co., Ltd. RTL-8139/8139C/8139C+ (rev 10)
02:02.0 Ethernet controller: Atheros Communications Inc. Atheros AR5001X+ Wireless Network Adapter (rev 01)
02:04.0 CardBus bridge: ENE Technology Inc CB1410 Cardbus Controller (rev 01)
reed@reed-Satellite-M30X:~$

[snip3r8]

section .data
hello: db 'Hello world!',10 ;'hello world!' plus the linefeed character
helloLen: equ $-hello ;length of the hello world string

sayTrue: db 'True',10
sayTrueL: equ $-sayTrue

sayFalse: db 'False',10
sayFalseL: equ $-sayFalse

section .text
global _start
_start:
mov eax,4 ;The system call for write (sys_write)
mov ebx,1 ;file descriptor 1 - standard input
mov ecx,hello ;put offset of hello in ecx
mov edx,helloLen ;[] not required because helloLen is a constant
int 80h

mov ebx,7
mov ecx,8
cmp ebx,ecx
je doTrue
jne doFalse

continue:
;use a loop to pause a while
a: add ecx,1
cmp ecx,20000000000000000000000
jle a

mov eax,1
mov ebx,0
int 80h

doTrue:
mov eax,4
mov ebx,1
mov ecx,sayTrue
mov edx,sayTrueL
int 80h
jmp continue

doFalse:
mov eax,4
mov ebx,1
mov ecx,sayFalse
mov edx,sayFalseL
int 80h
jmp continue

[_d_]

Oh look a butterfly.

[catlover2]

A dragonfly just crashed onto my window.

[snip3r8]

Was there an astronaut with him?

[IWantFroyo]

Free hug Friday just seems really weird

You think? ;)

[snip3r8]

But I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet...

[Quadunit404]

But I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet...

Is not possible!

[snip3r8]

Possible is not possible,possible is not and this statement is false

[CompyTheInsane]

You have got to be kidding!

[Quadunit404]

Four-part plan is this:

1. No portal surfaces!
2. Start the neurotoxin immediately!
3. Bomb-proof shields for me.
4. Bombs, for throwing at you.

[snip3r8]

Hits with crowbar!http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/e/ef/Gordon_crowbar_enemies.jpg

[CompyTheInsane]

Pills here!!

[sarwiz]

Gimme capsules

[Quadunit404]

Grabbin' puke.

[CompyTheInsane]

Zoey: I love Steam.
Francis: Steam's allright, I guess...

[Cope57]

42

[catlover2]

asdf

[takisan]

A town named Terrorvale, sounds like a book town.

[CompyTheInsane]

*meow*

[catlover2]

epic FAIL

[takisan]

apparently, Schools in the area are getting nice in. I think I prefer the free T-shirts.

[tazz4vr]

Iron Man is on.. woo hoo!

[Quadunit404]

OH LOL. The hosting account of my old gaming clan's site has been suspended. Yeah, now I don't regret defecting to Slag Gaming at all now.

[tazz4vr]

Video editing is a pain...!

[catlover2]

Well done. Dell won.

[Th3Professor]

Rule #1: Your reply must be off topic to this thread.

Rule #2: Post anything you want.

Rule #6: There is no rule 6.

Rule #i: √-1.

Thread "The Off Topic Game" created in 2008, original post updated in 2010 with new rules. I think I'll update again in 2012 with another new rule. What kind of rule would be fitting for this thread? ...hmmmm... Perhaps something about cake. Cake is good. Tasty. Or antimatter. Dark matter perhaps. Something very... quantum-like, maybe. Ooooh, antimatter cake. Very non-tasty. Anti-tasty? Though, "quantum cake" has a nice ring to it.

[_d_]

Thread "The Off Topic Game" created in 2008, original post updated in 2010 with new rules. I think I'll update again in 2012 with another new rule. What kind of rule would be fitting for this thread? ...hmmmm... Perhaps something about cake. Cake is good. Tasty. Or antimatter. Dark matter perhaps. Something very... quantum-like, maybe. Ooooh, antimatter cake. Very non-tasty. Anti-tasty? Though, "quantum cake" has a nice ring to it.

No, no cake. Cake is a lie!

[powerpleb]

Thread "The Off Topic Game" created in 2008, original post updated in 2010 with new rules. I think I'll update again in 2012 with another new rule. What kind of rule would be fitting for this thread? ...hmmmm... Perhaps something about cake. Cake is good. Tasty. Or antimatter. Dark matter perhaps. Something very... quantum-like, maybe. Ooooh, antimatter cake. Very non-tasty. Anti-tasty? Though, "quantum cake" has a nice ring to it.

Rule# ∞: No new rules.

[takisan]

John: "Hi! I'm John!"
George: "Hi! I'm George!"
Terry: "Can I just call you two Jorge to avoid the confusion?"
John: "It sounds too much like George."

^^ short little idea for a fiction novel I'm writing.

[JoshuaMiller0]

This topic is off topic. I am meant to be sayng things off topic. This means I am saying things on topic. This means I am saying things off topic!

This actually makes sense!, Read it again slowly to see!!!! ^^^^^^^

[snip3r8]

whats the difference between a duck?

[catlover2]

A beaver.

[Quadunit404]

A beaver.

A-A-A-Angry Beaveeeeeeers!

[CompyTheInsane]

Badgers.

[_d_]

I like bumble bee tuna.

[takisan]

I enjoy watching videos on my totally awesome widescreen monitor.

EDIT: Except on a low res.

[_d_]

Spaceballs.

[catlover2]

http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=202330&d=1316245661
What topic???

[_d_]

http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=202330&d=1316245661
What topic???

This topic. (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=984607)

[Quadunit404]

I'm apparently a brony just because I saw one minute of the show.

Wait, what?

[_d_]

I'm apparently a brony just because I saw one minute of the show.

Wait, what?

I see what you...

Wait, what?

[catlover2]

Hmm?

[_d_]

Cats make me sneeze.

[cpmman]

fiddlesticks

[_d_]

stickfiddles?

[CompyTheInsane]

kitties.

[_d_]

sniffles.

[takisan]

nose

[_d_]

nose

foot.

[CompyTheInsane]

*meow*

[Quadunit404]

woof.

[_d_]

Roar.

[CompyTheInsane]

ribbit.

[catlover2]

Sorry, we're open.

[Quadunit404]

Yes, we're closed!

[robsoles]

We have moved. Convenience might be restored on Wednesday.

[_d_]

By Wednesday, we really meant Friday.

[cpmman]

Compromise on Thursday.

[_d_]

You're all working on Saturday and Sunday also.

[IWantFroyo]

By Monday's rules, Friday really means Tuesday, and you're fired.

[Quadunit404]

<snip>

/inb4infraction

[IWantFroyo]

<snip>

Obviously it didn't, since you're still here. :facepalm:

[TheNosh]

Obviously it didn't, since you're still here. :facepalm:

He didn't do it. He watched it demonstrated.

[IWantFroyo]

He didn't do it. He watched it demonstrated.

Roman-style entertainment. :popcorn:

[CompyTheInsane]

Needs moar rain.

[jerenept]

Needs moar rain.

Needs moar silly.

[IWantFroyo]

I like Ubuntu Forums and the forum concept so much that I'm thinking of joining some other forums, too. (Yes, UF is the only message board I'm active in)

Any suggestions? (That won't maul the CoC and start a flame war?)

[_d_]

Needs moar rain.

Needs more cowbell.

[Th3Professor]

Rule# ∞: No new rules.

"No new rules." - That's not going to happen.

"Rule# ∞" - That will. ;) ...in some form or another. Eventually.

This topic is off topic. I am meant to be sayng things off topic. This means I am saying things on topic. This means I am saying things off topic!

This actually makes sense!, Read it again slowly to see!!!! ^^^^^^^
|||||||||||

The trick isn't being off topic, which is actually on topic, so that you can be on topic in an off topic forum but, rather, to actually be off topic to the off topic forum. However, by proxy one cannot be off off topic unless they establish a recurring topic that is on topic with itself such that it functions as a subtopic. Yet then again, within the grand scheme of things, even that is... off topic.

:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS

[CompyTheInsane]

This thread now needs more headcrab.

[IWantFroyo]

This thread needs more poptarts. [-X

[jimisen]

I read an obit today of the English Andy Warhol, another icon of Pop Art. It just left me teed off.

[IWantFroyo]

I am now hiding my beans.

[_d_]

I like pie.

[catlover2]

!!

[Quadunit404]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090614233318/half-life/en/images/c/c4/Lamarr_and_Kleiner.jpg

Come on, Lamarr, hop up my pet!

[IWantFroyo]

http://www.glogster.com/media/1/6/47/35/6473574.jpg

[Quadunit404]

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

[IWantFroyo]

You have to just keep going til you run out of cake.

[Quadunit404]

And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun for the people who are STILL ALIVE.

[takisan]

You know that feeling when you think your computeris doing everything within its power to annoy you ... ...

[IWantFroyo]

You know that feeling when you think your computeris doing everything within its power to annoy you ... ...

Until you stuff the optical drive full of cake. I do this about once a month.

[Quadunit404]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/science.jpg

[_d_]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/science.jpg


LOL, wait...what?

[Kozar]

One time on the internet, a guy told me I had a cool story. Then he called me BRO!!!

[randi2kewl]

Popcorn and boiled peanuts mmmmm.... :popcorn:

[Kozar]

Wrestling is real.

[Quadunit404]

LOL, wait...what?

It's what you think it is - science!

[CompyTheInsane]

I want to see Dr. Kleiner divide by zero!!

[Quadunit404]

This is what happened the last time someone tried dividing by 0.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/008/738/Way_to_Divide_by_Zero____Jerk_by_Jedigeek93.jpg?12 50305212

Took months to get everything back to the way they were.

[takisan]

Don't give me that stuff from California
I want some good old Wisconsin cheese.

[Kozar]

Don't give me Wisconsin Cheese!! I want goat milk!!

[Quadunit404]

Cow and chicken.

[_d_]

Ren and Stimpy

[takisan]

If Microsoft built a Windows Store in my Place of Resedence and/or future store, I would get a restraining order against every single Microsoft Employee.

[Th3Professor]

I enjoy eating bacon. Especially when it is placed on a hamburger.

Bananas are an excellent source of Potassium.

I dont know where the people of bantu tribe live.

This is fun

jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ sudo apt-get install toilet
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following extra packages will be installed:
toilet-fonts
The following NEW packages will be installed:
toilet toilet-fonts
0 upgraded, 2 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 0B/328kB of archives.
After this operation, 508kB of additional disk space will be used.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y
Selecting previously deselected package toilet-fonts.
(Reading database ... 218365 files and directories currently installed.)
Unpacking toilet-fonts (from .../toilet-fonts_0.1-2_all.deb) ...
Selecting previously deselected package toilet.
Unpacking toilet (from .../t/toilet/toilet_0.1-2_i386.deb) ...
Processing triggers for man-db ...
Setting up toilet-fonts (0.1-2) ...
Setting up toilet (0.1-2) ...


jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ whatis toilet
TOIlet (1) [figlet-toilet] - display large colourful characters
toilet (1) - display large colourful characters
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ man toilet
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ cd ~/bin
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ touch bump
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ chmod 1744 bump
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ nano bump
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ cd ~
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ bump

_|_|_| _| _| _| _| _|_|_| _| _| _|
_| _| _| _| _|_| _|_| _| _| _| _| _|
_|_|_| _| _| _| _| _| _|_|_| _| _| _|
_| _| _| _| _| _| _|
_|_|_| _|_| _| _| _| _| _| _|


Hope you have a BUMP day!
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$



sudo apt-get a life - crap, thats on topic.

d3a04f af3ad 04fadg03asd 453as4g3asd4gh3ad 4v3as4g 34h3as g4asdf3g s3g4as 3g Sg3a s4g3as4g 3as4g0asd3g4a03g a43a0g33dfg543asdg asdg asdg asdg asdg asdg asdg asdg asdg asdg D

What has this world come to?

[catlover2]

I just got an internal card reader. It's looks better than having a USB one sticking out the front.

[cpmman]

This Vieil Armagnac VSOP is a wonderful way to self inebriate.

[IWantFroyo]

I just got my spacers! Drat...

[catlover2]

Run!!11!!!!1!

[jenkinbr]

#!/bin/bash
WALMART='Satan'
print "I work for $WALMART."

[takisan]

My wireless setup:
Open WAP; SSID-broadcast on; without DHCP; allow only some MAC addresses; and login to a proxy server.

It's foolproof!

[catlover2]

I don't approve of your-- Wait, what's THAT?!??!

[Quadunit404]

It's a football! I chiseled it!

[catlover2]

RANDOM LOG

random

END LOG

[mmsmc]

i am bored, please help

[CompyTheInsane]

*meow*

[cpmman]

Spanish Lessons

[Desktop_n00b]

My cat ate my keyboard last tuesday and now his crap is teal. Should I worry? the doctor told me to feed him finger nails, but I am not sure that would be ok with my religion or ethnic culture. Such as dolphins migrate with the south winds in the summer to the cat country of Guam. Malice Ascendant is a decent yugioh card you know

[Quadunit404]

I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice?

[catlover2]

QoS is interesting.

[Quadunit404]

I used to think Borderlands was fun. Now I REALLY think it's fun since I have begun playing the game co-op.

[lisati]

I am the universe!

Now where did I put my meds?

[Quadunit404]

Fish.

[CompyTheInsane]

kitties.

[snip3r8]

Corned beef and chips with chocolate soda milk

[catlover2]

LOL=?

isdoo

[IWantFroyo]

Dananananana katamari damacy.

[snip3r8]

Co za asy (not sure what that means but Ray William Johnson keeps going on about it)

[Quadunit404]

Co za asy (pronounced like tso zah ahseh) is Polish for "What an ace"

[snip3r8]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEE!!!! (I feel tempted to do this every time i see your avatar)

[Quadunit404]

*Excited gasps* What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space.

[takisan]

Just drove on the Interstate for the first time. Almost wet my pants, although I don't know if it was from OMG! I'm driving on the Interstate! or OMG! I'm going 70 MPH! or Hey! You passed me a bit too close for comfort or I think I had too much pop for lunch.

[catlover2]

? (ink-refills-ink.com)

[snip3r8]

!%^&*()}{":>?<`!~???;;

[doppel.ganger]

I'm a vegetarian.

[snip3r8]

...No offence,but that means you are lower in the food chain

[catlover2]

LightScribe

[Pynalysis]

Green mangos win 37776 basketballs at the annual rodeo

[snip3r8]

Once there was a man,the end!

[catlover2]

It's 100 days past the end of the year.

[takisan]

I can play the bass guitar! So [censor] awesome! (now all I have to do is wait for all of the bass players in the pep band to graduate and then ... [evil laugh])

[snip3r8]

ArrayLists!!!!

[catlover2]

whatwhatwhat

[takisan]

A band named "Perkele" ... ... yeah, probably not.

[catlover2]

I can see a laptop from here.

[Pynalysis]

# Python code - run with Python to print three new topics...



newTopics = ["To code or not to code",
"Who else uses Python daily?",
"Ubuntu + Python = Awesome!"]

for topic in newTopics:
print topic

[catlover2]

My laptop only takes ~3 seconds to resume from suspend! HELP!

[takisan]

My laptop only takes ~3 seconds to resume from suspend! HELP!
Is that on Linux or Windows?

[jonobr]

omething i wrong with one of my key . ometime it tick and ometime it doe nt work at all. upid thing. It really uck .
A new keayboard required perhapssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[takisan]

I hereby declare, that whenever somebody around me says "I love JB", I'm just going to bug them by saying "Which One? Bartha, Bond, Blake, or me?"

(Yeah, even my immediate family has bugged me about being a JB)

[wackawacka]

Rule #1: Your reply must be off topic to this thread.

Rule #2: Post anything you want.

Rule #6: There is no rule 6.

Rule #i: √-1.

i'm looking at one dollar.

[catlover2]

Is that on Linux or Windows?
Lubuntu Natty


Why are the engines on my spaceship suddenly starting----oh wait, I'M THE PILOT!!

[Pynalysis]

Sailing in chocolate milk.

[Johnb0y]

in googoo land and my sat nav doesn't seem to be working! :confused::confused::confused::confused:

[catlover2]

I'm off to the land of white.

[takisan]

I just had a slightly awkward first date.

Oh well, you have to start somewhere.

[catlover2]

Damn, what was I going to post?

[takisan]

My grandfather just asked me if I wanted to help him do some work on one of his cars.

Something's fishy, if you ask me. He even let me sit in the drivers seat of one of his cars and move the gearstick around.

[catlover2]

*meow*

[snip3r8]

I think there are just too many people driving cars on the road.And im sure its illegal to drive in the parallel parking lane even though 30% of the road users here do it.

[Johnb0y]

life has too many roundabouts...lol

[takisan]

I think there are just too many people driving cars on the road.And im sure its illegal to drive in the parallel parking lane even though 30% of the road users here do it.

Can you have a car without an engine and would it still be road legal? Because you can just push a car down the road here and the highway patrol can't do anything.

[catlover2]

/me just installed this game and still doesn't know how to talk.
!

[Johnb0y]

Red bull doesn't give you wings, am still waiting! :p

[catlover2]

*looks around frantically*

[Johnb0y]

oh how i need a woman in hawaii dress and some palm leaves... it feckin roasting in here! :)

[catlover2]

h'rmdir /usr/share/cough/

[Johnb0y]

mkdir hammerTime
chmod 500 hammerTime
cd hammerTime
touch this

[catlover2]

<.>

[Johnb0y]

This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.

[takisan]

To all my friends who sent me happy birthday wishes at 6:30 in the morning over Facebook: Can't you at least wait until 7:00?
To all the forum sites who sent me automated birthday wishes: You're early.
To everyone else: Thanks, but it's just another day in my monotonus life. I can't even get my drivers liscense until Feb. 22, 2012.

[catlover2]

What am I doing installing Puppy Linux on my laptop?

[tredsyn]

where is it? it should be in here... ah there it is on the left

where is it? it should be in here... ah there it is on the right

where is it? it should be in here... ah there it is on the left

Let me just put it in here... ah there it is on the right

on the [minimize], [restore], [close] buttons

[catlover2]

Well, wouldn't it be more economical with option 3?

[Johnb0y]

I'm in a glass case of emotion!:p

[Hylas de Niall]

I can't do this any more, Doris.

[Johnb0y]

why, miss thatcher, are you trying to seduce me...? gggrrrrrrrr! ROFL!

[Hylas de Niall]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Right first time, it's a bird.

[IWantFroyo]

It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait, IT'S A MOSQUITO!!! AAAAAAH!!!

[Hylas de Niall]

soil ain't green

[snip3r8]

Soylant Green Is People

[catlover2]

derp

[snip3r8]

I think polony is people

[Hylas de Niall]

Cale to the chef

[catlover2]

startx

[snip3r8]

endx

[catlover2]

This thread should not even have "topic"in the title!

[Quadunit404]

This thread is now about ancient aliens.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13359401/Pictures/aliens.jpg

[Penguinnerd]

Actually, I prefer tea.

[takisan]

I was down in the Cities [Minneapolis / St. Paul] today. I got a weird look from a polieceman who thought that my creme soda was beer, and I hit my you-know-what on a metal pole. Life is good.

P.S. I almost shouted "Long live Linux, and f**k this Apple s**t" while walking out of the Minneapolis Uptown Apple Store, but I resisted the urge.

[ubupirate]

This thread is now about ancient aliens.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13359401/Pictures/aliens.jpg

I lol'd at the hairdoo and the expression of the face.

[catlover2]

aasfasasfaasddafdsfdadfdfdaasfddfsddsdsasfsdadasad dadfsadafsadfsdadasadasdsasdadaasddasfdadfsdadaada dadafadfsdfdaffafadfadfdasfasdfsdfadfasdfadasdadfd afs

[ubupirate]

aasfasasfaasddafdsfdadfdfdaasfddfsddsdsasfsdadasad dadfsadafsadfsdadasadasdsasdadaasddasfdadfsdadaada dadafadfsdfdaffafadfadfdasfasdfsdfadfasdfadasdadfd afs

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[catlover2]

$ sudo su
# sudo apt-open door
# sudo apt-get remove cat cat-hair
# exit
$ exit

[takisan]

Are the Mormons low on their recrutment for the quarter?

[Hylas de Niall]

Hey, she's a good little ship: turns on a dime, and when you hit the boosters she's into next week before your lunch can come back up.

[catlover2]

It really don't get better that 20Mbps.

[Zeta-K]

I got post #1,037!

[takisan]

I want to knit a scarf that has a QR code on it. It should say "Really? Did you just scan my scarf?"

[catlover2]

:lolflag:

I have the most infuriating printer ever, it cleans the print heads every time you turn it on.

The Canon Pixima Pro9000 Mark II.

[takisan]

I wonder if Akatsuki robes are within the school dress code?

[Hylas de Niall]

Damn paper-cuts...

[ubu_dynamite]

Your computer works best with the power off.

[tazz4vr]

Is it Friday yet? I need a vacation!

[gupti]

I wish Aperture Laboratories existed.

[jonobr]

When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me
sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner,
Take on me, take me on, Ill be gone in a day or two
Cause I'm not here for your entertainment, you don't wanna mess with me or my
Poker face
come on barbie lets go barbie..
Close to me -e -e -e
You found me, you found me,
she wants to love me oo-oo she wants to hold me oo-oo shell never leave me oo-oo-oo-oo
Enjoy yourself, take only what you need from him
Take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags to the super market,
take your canvas bags,
Your lipstick stains, on the front lobe of my left side brain

Mmmmmmmm..........
The four chord song doesnt exactly work when written........ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I)

[ubupirate]

I like pie.

[catlover2]

*meow*

[ubupirate]

*meow*

*chirp*

[jonobr]

Ha ha ZOIDBERG!! SWEET!!!!



(V)_(•,,,•)_(V)

[ubupirate]

Ha ha ZOIDBERG!! SWEET!!!!



(V)_(•,,,•)_(V)

This is how you do it right:

http://www.instructables.com/image/F9DZ2OHF82EZJ7E/Zoidberg-Costume.jpg

[robsoles]

I was a pirate once, but then I found OS ;)

[IWantFroyo]

I was a pirate. Now I just don't have an eyepatch.

[Bmonsterboy]

Muhahahaha... Lol!

[tazz4vr]

Thought I was done, but guess I wasn't... work just keeps going and going! ](*,)

[IWantFroyo]

Aarrgghh!!!
wget http://torrentsite.whatever/bllablabla

/modern pirating at its best

Drat. My leg fell off.

[tazz4vr]

Food, dinner, Enchiladas....Yummmmmmmmmmmmm! \\:D/

[ubupirate]

Food, dinner, Enchiladas....Yummmmmmmmmmmmm! \\:D/

Do share.

[tazz4vr]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no!

[ubupirate]

Why not?

This pirate quite enjoys a good enchilada.

[IWantFroyo]

I am a pie rater. If you pay me I will rate your pies.

[ubupirate]

I am a pie eater. If you pay me I will eat your pies.

I see what you tried to do...

[IWantFroyo]

I see what you tried to do...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Trollface.png

[ubupirate]

...


PROBLEM, FROYO?

hidden text to make the caps stay capped.

[tazz4vr]

thinking bout it...

[IWantFroyo]

pろbぇm、fれしえs？

[ubupirate]

pろbぇm、fれしえs？

Google translate failure.

[IWantFroyo]

I just turned on Anthy and typed "problem freshies."

I'm gonna go see what it is on GT, though.

[tazz4vr]

ta-da!

[IWantFroyo]

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala <.< ^.^ >.>

[ubupirate]

rwlrlwrlwlrwrlwlrwrwlrwlrwrlwlrwlrwlrwlrlwrllrwlrl wrlwrlwlrlwrlwl

Murloc.

[tazz4vr]

It be dark... I scared!

[ubupirate]

Take a flash light with you!

[tazz4vr]

batteries are dead! Will just keep hitting flash on my camera... ooooh, disco!

[Quadunit404]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13359401/Pictures/lagrangepointboss.png

I swear, the bosses in this game look so weird.

[tazz4vr]

hmmmmmmm...

[ubupirate]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13359401/Pictures/lagrangepointboss.png

I swear, the bosses in this game look so weird.

What in...wait...no...what?

[tazz4vr]

Nun-bubble don't fail me now!

[ubupirate]

I have here 2 cubes of ice.

[tazz4vr]

must-leave-office! The think tank is heading into over-drive!

[Quadunit404]

What in...wait...no...what?

As I said. The bosses in that game look so weird.

At least the boss theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qjBzPGdms) is awesome though.

[ubupirate]

I like this new kernel.