Get everyone to post once here

[Flimm]

Get as many people in ubuntuforums as you can to post once, and only once, in this thread.

Greet us. Post a screenshot. Link to an Ubuntu Brainstorm idea. Give a (short) speech. Tell us a joke. You've only got one post, spend it well. Make this thread as interesting as you can.

Oh, and tell us who got you to post here, unless you stumbled across this thread by yourself. Everyone's welcome.

There are 73,192 active members in this forum, let's see if we can get as many posts!

Go!

My contribution:
I just want to thank stani (http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=67281) for developing SPE (http://pythonide.blogspot.com/), a python editor. I find it very useful.

[73ckn797]

1, Once

[damis648]

2, Once. :-)

EDIT: sorry about the vista logo... I tried to photoshop (Gimp) it a bit... ;-)

[init1]

3

[-grubby]

With everyone posting numbers, it seems strikingly similar to another thread in this very sub-forum..

[Dr Small]

With everyone posting numbers, it seems strikingly similar to another thread in this very sub-forum..
The only difference is, according to rules, you can not reply :p

[sisco311]

bump :evil:

[SuperSonic4]

Knock Knock

[jenkinbr]

Spend it well?

BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!
BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!

[Orlsend]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/star4ucker/admiralackbar.jpg

And this one smells fishy!

[tvtech]

1 ping only.

[feelshift]

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."

[sqrooup]

That's it, I'm not gona post in this thread again!

[Ptero-4]

Here goes mine.
[IMG]http://ultimateedition.info/Ultimate_Edition_1.9/Screenshots/desktop.png

[mozkill]

Making my mark...

[perlluver]

I don't want to post here... Oops...

[hansdown]

Tricked me too.

[abn91c]

It's Cold Here :-)

[nathan28]

I installed ubuntu a couple days ago. I know ms-dos from the 5.0 days, and am learning the linux. Maybe it is retro-nostalgia but I actually enjoy the command prompt after fifteen years without it. But I kind of despise geek culture and gadgets generally but I fell into this 1. by a prolonged attempt to get my financee's photo and .mp3 files in the Mac FS onto a Wintel machine and thought, "gee, wasn't unix invented to for multiple users and presumambly multiple file systems" 2. am paranoid about windblows being an outgrowth of the military-industrial complex.

[Simian Man]

Great! Lets fill the forums bandwidth with meaningless drivel. That way we will bring the server down again, and they will remove even more features! Brilliant idea!

[jpeddicord]

Great! Lets fill the forums bandwidth with meaningless drivel. That way we will bring the server down again, and they will remove even more features! Brilliant idea!

Yay!


Oh, and my contribution:
ⓊⓃⒾⒸⓄⒹⒺ ⒾⓈ ⒶⓌⒺⓈⓄⓂⒺ ☺

[JK3mp]

LoL well it got you to contribute.xD. And i guess me now to so i might as well. Here ya go.

[diwas]

French journalist: Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or woman?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well of course I know that! What else is there? A kitten?

Ponton: He was just found dead in a training facility locker room. Shot in the head.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Was it fatal?
Ponton: Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: How fatal?
Ponton: Um, completely.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I want to talk to him now!

Nicole: Would you like me to stay behind and help you?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: That is a generous offer, Nicole. But I am quite sensitive to office gender politics. And in today's world, the slightest gesture can be misinterpreted as harrasment. And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me into that delicate situation. Agreed?
Nicole: Yes, I agree.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [gives her a quick kiss on her lips] Well, lets seal it with a kiss. And I'll get back to work.
[slaps her on her butt as she goes out]


Ponton: Have you ever had a hamburger?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well, of course not. It's a disgusting American food.
[starts eating the hamburger he was holding and enjoys it]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [walking around the room] It is... lovely weather we are having. I hope the weather continues.
[chops curtain, table, etc., usually breaking something]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The area is secure.

Female Reporter: Inspector!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Yes.
Female Reporter: Yes, what is your initial premise?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: That Gluant did not want to be killed. Everthing else follows like liquid mercury flowing down a - a - a sloping thing.
Female Reporter: How long do you think it will take to find the killer?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Right now the killer is being surrounded by a web of deduction, forensic science and the latest in technology such as two-way radios and e-mail.



Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And you are?
Ponton: Gilbert Ponton. Detective, second class. I've been assigned to work with you.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And what qualifications do you have for police work?
Ponton: My family's done police work in Paris for nine generations.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And before that?
Ponton: We were policemen in the surrounding areas for 200 years.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And before that?
Ponton: Immigrants from various countries in Europe all involving police work.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And before that?
Ponton: Farmers.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Hmm. So you are a little lamb who has come to Clouseau for to learn.


(y)

From the movie THE PINK PANTHER (2006)

[bgs100]

I WANT TO LEAVE SOME
KIND OF MARK SINCE I ONLY HAVE
ONE POST, WHICH IS WHY I'M
TYPING SO MEGAGIGANTICIFIEDNESS
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/random_turnip/Ignorance.jpg

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/epic-failure.jpg
I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chemical Imbalance]

*clears throat




















RICOLA!!!
105846

[miegiel]

](*,)

[CJ Master]

So that I leave as much of a mark as possible, my next post will tell you how to tie up bill gates, get gates to put Windows under the GPL, have the best programer in the world make you a program of your choosing, and getting a penguin to magically appear and hug you just by pressing a button.

[spupy]

♖♗♘♔♕♘♗♖
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♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟
♜♝♞♚♛♞♝♜

[nikonfrz]

if red is yellow and blue is green what is purple?

[robertrock]

Linux > Windows

[iitywygms]

This is a silly game. I would never be ignorant enough to fall for this.

[Martje_001]

Neither would I.

[Maheriano]

You guys are stupid, you said......oh wait.....

[Dullstar]

<<<A Rant>>>

Windows sucks so much.
It crashes all the time. When 98 was demonstrated, it had a BSOD. And it still sucks, makes you want to hurl.

When Windows crashes, it's because... IDK. When Linux crashes, you did something wrong.

<<<END RANT>>>

[UKBB]

Yo

[Katalog]

OK, posted. Now what? Don't I at least get a cookie or something? :(

[SoftwareExplorer]

Ok, posted. Glad there is the edit button for when I wan't this post to say something interesting.....

[lisati]

Beware of the squirrels.

[Linux000]

Hi, I am ... I have an Ubuntu problem. Yes, I have Google Chrome.

[NightHawk877]

I lost The Game!

[Mantorp]

ow yeahhh...I love ubuntu :D

[#11u-max]

Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
~~~~

Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
~~~~

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the
experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in
light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all
those Californians trying to share the experience.
~~~~

Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
~~~~

Q: Why is it that Mexico isn't sending anyone to the 'olympics?
A: Anyone in Mexico who can run, swim or jump is already in LA.



ALL of these jokes came from the fortune command in ubuntu.

[Katalog]

ALL of these jokes came from the fortune command in ubuntu.

Just out of curiosity, are those jokes from the fortunes package in the Universe repo, or the officially supported fortunes-min package (which is considerably smaller, purportedly to exclude those types of jokes)? Just wondering, because I would find it hard to believe that Canonical would officially support or provide updates for a package that contained jokes of that nature. Seems to me that would just be asking for trouble.

[Milojko]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

[Kaizzer]

ok .. i need to post here .. :)

now i had..
good bye..

[Gwasanaethau]

Wait, so remind me again, what is it I'm supposed to do here?

[cameronedwards]

I should create more icons and stuff to personalise my desktop.

[SonicSteve]

He's probably the most interesting IT guy in the world. Just one of his sticks of RAM have experienced more than most Fortune 500 servers. Legend has it that once his google searches led to the demise of an entire country. His keyboard is comprised of two keys, 1 and 0.
(Flash to old speckled gray haired guy with fuzzy beard)
"When online I don't always post in Forums...But when I do, I post in Ubuntu Forums"
"Keep posting my friends"

[73ckn797]

Post #49

[Grukmuck]

I'm only posting here because i was told there was going to be punch and pie... I don't see any punch and pie.

[Metallion]

When Chuck Norris falls into the water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

[JugglinPhil]

This ain't gonna work...

[TheStroj]

I like Linux more than Windows, because Windows is just so...blue.

[Viscerio]

Do i realy need to post here ?

[Hetor]

asd

[Vrekk]

Lets see if i can only post once, what should i say?.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .............................................Crap

[fancy_ninja]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of SURPRISE.

[alienclone]

1, Once
the O.P. is 1, you are 2, simple math

2, Once. :-)

EDIT: sorry about the vista logo... I tried to photoshop (Gimp) it a bit... ;-)
and you are 3

3
4

With everyone posting numbers, it seems strikingly similar to another thread in this very sub-forum..
strange thing about numbers aint it?

Knock Knock
who's there?

Great! Lets fill the forums bandwidth with meaningless drivel. That way we will bring the server down again, and they will remove even more features! Brilliant idea!
anything other than support count as "meaningless drivel", but this a community, not just a support forum.


I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SO DO I !!!!!!!!!!!!!

So that I leave as much of a mark as possible, my next post will tell you how to tie up bill gates, get gates to put Windows under the GPL, have the best programer in the world make you a program of your choosing, and getting a penguin to magically appear and hug you just by pressing a button.
very sneaky

if red is yellow and blue is green what is purple?
wtf???

Ok, posted. Glad there is the edit button for when I wan't this post to say something interesting.....
doubtful that would ever happen

OK, posted. Now what? Don't I at least get a cookie or something? :(
Just out of curiosity, are those jokes from the fortunes package in the Universe repo, or the officially supported fortunes-min package (which is considerably smaller, purportedly to exclude those types of jokes)? Just wondering, because I would find it hard to believe that Canonical would officially support or provide updates for a package that contained jokes of that nature. Seems to me that would just be asking for trouble.
that is 2 posts, YOU LOSE!! cheater!

I should create more icons and stuff to personalise my desktop.
i like mine clean also

When Chuck Norris falls into the water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
not as funny as it sounded in your head

[nvteighen]

If I'm just to post once, I want to post that I love you.

[73ckn797]

the O.P. is 1, you are 2, simple math

You assume 1 means that I am the first, when I was the second but it was my first. Simple logic.

This post #60 but only my second.

[Oppermongo]

Everything is so blue...o.O

[Marvin666]

*anti-bump*
This thread shall be sent to the very bottom of the first page.
Nothing about edits.
I re anti-bump this thread.
Heh, edits rule.

[SlugSlug]

work xmas do tonight - I hope I behave

[BinaryFeast]

*Realizes I exist*

[wojox]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2451754919_66343d124f.jpg

[johnboy1313]

http://www.thebreakfastclubclan.org/graphics/gallery/the_simpsons_homer_tries_to_make_burns'_breakfast. jpg

[louis--taylor]

:confused:

[ElSlunko]

fish

[louis--taylor]

hello! could someone (hopefully everyone :) ) take a look at my brand-new blog! I need the views :( If possible could someone (hopefully everyone :) ) like it on stumbleupon :) http://louistaylor.wordpress.com/ I like smiley faces and no punctuation :) Also take a look at one of the most useless programs ever designed :) https://launchpad.net/potshop (https://launchpad.net/potshop)

[steveneddy]

What are you wearing?

God Bless us!

Go!

We support our Armed Forces, Police and Fire Fighters!

[ratcheer]

Here is my post for this thread.

Tim