Burma-Shave

[Freiberg]

Someone was bound to do this, so it might as well be me:
http://xkcd.com/491/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burma-Shave#Examples

I know that someone out there looks at XKCD (LaRoza, I am talking to you, help me out here). So just make a Burma-Shave ad here, possibly about Linux, which would be awesome, but really anything you can think of.

Want an example?
Look here to see:
First two lines,
Followed by three!
Burma-Shave.

[eddVRS]

I'll have a go...

I'm not sure I'm with you...
It's been a long day.
City traders querying prices
"They're going the wrong way"
Burma-shave

[MikeBrown]

Dual-Booting on my computer
I'm giving Linux another try
I could ditch Windows
but I've held on to it, and I don't know why.
Burma-shave.

There's my attempt.
/XKCD images are part of my rotating wallpapers in Windows