What will be your last words?

[SpenceMakesSense]

Simple...post what you think will be you last words!

For instance"(while driving) Check this sh** out, hold my beer"

[yabbadabbadont]

Probably the same as Socrates who said, "I drank what?!?"

[moore.bryan]

Karl Marx:
"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

[xyz]

Archimedes of Syracuse

"Wait 'till I have finished my problem!"

[DrMelon]

I think my last words are likely to be "oops" or perhaps "whoops" or even "uh oh". :)

[beercz]

I won't know what my last words will be until I am dead.

[gjoellee]

God damn! I have birthday tomorrow!

[pp.]

I don't know what they'll be, but they will be my first last words, ever.

[markp1989]

will probably be
"na i'll be fine"
"ops"
"trust me, this will work"
" "do not tocuh" pahh!"
"I got a good idea"
"is the camera on"

[LaRoza]

So long and thanks for all the fish.

[lukjad007]

I think I'm still alive.

[frankleeee]

Aflack !

[estyles]

"You're standing on my air hose."

[Waugh]

Shew, that was close.

[lukjad007]

I--I--I--I'm slive! :shock:

[nlinecomputers]

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH! *splat*

[LaRoza]

"her/his last words"

Depending on my gender, I'd say that.

To make the answer to "what were her/his last words?" funny.

[Sponzenbroekske]

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH! *splat*

Something like in this qoute :p

maybe:
"Ow ****!" .... (silence)

Maybe I'll see it coming and I won't bother to say anything :p, so it's just
.... (silence)

"No not again" (ow wait that ain't possible in real live)

[lukjad007]

You'll never take me alive, Microsoft Goons!

[Sponzenbroekske]

"I rather die!!" *BANG* *SPLAT* (all my knowledge against the wall)

[Squid Tamer]

I wish:
Me:"NOW THE DEATH RAY IS COMPLETE!!! YOU ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME!!!"
*My lead scientist whispers something to me*
Me: "Testing is for weak fools such as yourself! ACTIVATE THE DEATH RAY!!!"
*BOOM, it explodes*

Really:
Me, as a mean old man at a BINGO game, having just lost: "That woman that just won over there STOLE my card! I would have won! Give me the prize!"
*I stand up and wave my cane as everyone sighs.*
Me:Gimme that card or I'll come over there and takeitfromya! The doctor said I shouldn't get over exited, AND I DON'T CARE!!! GIVE ME THA...
*Drops dead*

[lukjad007]

My real last words: "Well, at least I got to see the GNU day."

[solitaire]

Last words:

Humorus: The wallpaper goes or I go.
Mean: You want to know where i hid the money? it's.......
Sad: Dam! Microsoft outlived me!
Optimistic: Ah well, the afterlife cant be any worse...
Pessimistic: Oh no the Afterlife will be just as bad...
Evil: Hello! I'm your pilot for this flight.....
Happy: Wow i survived ****** + all those women in a tub of jell-o. I just need to get out....(*slip* *Crack* *Crunch*)....

[skillllllz]

"Rosebud..."

[lukjad007]

Is that from Howliday Inn?

[73ckn797]

Hypochondriac: I told you I was sick! (That will also be on the tombstone).

[jimi_hendrix]

if i knmow im going to die then
"'scuse me while i kiss the sky"

otherwise probably something sarcastic like
"great..."

or "ill be fine...im to paranoid anyway"

[solitaire]

Last words:

"Don't worry he won't be able to hit me from that dist......"

[lukjad007]

Is that from Howliday Inn?

[perlluver]

Crank that GNU!!! Stallman that Hoe!!!

[jimi_hendrix]

or at the rate im writting C++ code i might just segfault...

[xyz]

I don't want to.

[lukjad007]

Why me?