The strange-names-for-future-Ubuntu-releases game

[porchrat]

Lets play a game. Try and come up with the strangest names for future Ubuntu releases we can think of.

Like for example with X

Xenophobic X-ray fish (it exists...and the name is a total misnomer)

[lukjad007]

If we ever get to "B":
Bulbous Banshee

[porchrat]

If we ever get to "B":
Bulbous Banshee

LOL

someone recommended loquacious llama to me once...thought that was quite funny too

[lukjad007]

"C"
Calamity Cat

[porchrat]

syphalitic salmon

[lukjad007]

Dandy Duck (I know "D" was done, but...)

[NintendoTogepi]

LOL

someone recommended loquacious llama to me once...thought that was quite funny too

That's actually a rank on the Sims 2 website forum. :)

Anyway, for after Jaunty Jakalope...Killer Kangaroo!

[lukjad007]

Hefty Hippo?

[Joeb454]

Community Cafe Games

No that's just where this thread lives now....

Octagonal Octopus for 'O' ;)

[porchrat]

erratic echidna

[lukjad007]

Zany Zoo?

[Shippou]

Gambling Giraffe?


giraffe using brown ubuntu cards gambling with windows 7. :lol:

[elj4176]

mammoth marmoset

[lukjad007]

Hammy Hamster

[porchrat]

Community Cafe Games

No that's just where this thread lives now....

Octagonal Octopus for 'O' ;)

lol

[porchrat]

Courageous Chinchilla

[SpenceMakesSense]

gargantuant godzilla...something more theatening
cheeky Chiwawa

[porchrat]

Titillating tarantula

[mintochris]

Putrescent Pterodactyl ;)

[jimi_hendrix]

Dandy Duck (I know "D" was done, but...)

Darkwing Duck...

i saw someone recommend Mighty ManBearPig on another post

i like Georgious Geoduct myself (google Geoduct...its an animal)

[lukjad007]

Grappling Gainda (http://www.animalinfo.org/species/artiperi/rhinunic.htm)

[mediax]

Open Ocelot
Youthful Yeti

[lukjad007]

Yakin' Yak

[jimi_hendrix]

Dandy Duck (I know "D" was done, but...)

Yakin' Yak

Yakkity Yak...thats a song right?

[Sponzenbroekske]

I'm impressed by all the words that I even can't pronounce :p, so knowing what they mean can be a problem to :p, still nice tread.

[porchrat]

Grappling Gainda (http://www.animalinfo.org/species/artiperi/rhinunic.htm)

lmao "Rhinoceros unicornis" what a weird name

[rajeev1204]

egoistic human.

egoistic new human. :)


animalistic human.

[porchrat]

hungry human?

hemophiliac human?

[porchrat]

irritated iguana

[lukjad007]

Affable Aardvark

[porchrat]

conjugated canary

[lukjad007]

Lightning Lemur

[linuxluver]

Monstrous Moose

[random turnip]

Camping Cactus

[lukjad007]

Pleasing Porcupine

[porchrat]

Pleasing Porcupine

lol pleasing porcupine...dirty and painful

[lukjad007]

Playful Porcupine

[DrMelon]

Astringent Antelope

[lukjad007]

Happy Hawk

[porchrat]

indignant ibis

[pirattrev]

Quirky Quail
///Pirattrev wins at prospective release naming///

[porchrat]

coagulated cobra

[achromic]

Krazy Kangaroo

[jj3502]

boxing box

[MontyFromSingleMinds]

Zealous Zebra - perhaps the ultimate Ubuntu undertaking that will ever be attempted, and possible the one that jumps the shark.

It will attempt to incorporate all the Linux distros that ever preceded it, worldwide, AND complete viability in cross platform support with all Windows versions up to the time of it's release.

It will come on seven Blu-Ray DVDs , and require a five hundred gig hard drive just to install the basic system. It will be sponsored by the same people that produce the Swiss Army knife.

It will still run better than Windows.

[porchrat]

Zealous Zebra - perhaps the ultimate Ubuntu undertaking that will ever be attempted, and possible the one that jumps the shark.

It will attempt to incorporate all the Linux distros that ever preceded it, worldwide, AND complete viability in cross platform support with all Windows versions up to the time of it's release.

It will come on seven Blu-Ray DVDs , and require a five hundred gig hard drive just to install the basic system. It will be sponsored by the same people that produce the Swiss Army knife.

It will still run better than Windows.

LOL ...nothing else need be said.

[lukjad007]

Zealous Zebra - perhaps the ultimate Ubuntu undertaking that will ever be attempted, and possible the one that jumps the shark.

It will attempt to incorporate all the Linux distros that ever preceded it, worldwide, AND complete viability in cross platform support with all Windows versions up to the time of it's release.

It will come on seven Blu-Ray DVDs , and require a five hundred gig hard drive just to install the basic system. It will be sponsored by the same people that produce the Swiss Army knife.

It will still run better than Windows.
I hope that day never comes. Think of the BLOAT!

[snova]

Think of all the features...

And the agonizingly slow disk access speed. And the (by today's standards) ridiculous amount of minimum ram.

And the background will be monochrome, making many people wonder whether their monitor is correctly supported, and go back to Windows. :p

[lukjad007]

Yuk. I think that if Linux ever becomes this boated, I'll write my own kernel. :p

[snova]

I never imagined it would have been the kernel, though...

But I've already started. :p

[lukjad007]

I never imagined it would have been the kernel, though...

But I've already started. :p
Well, one mint kernel, was the start of it all.

[earthpigg]

Sexy Sheep.

[evilkastel]

Nymphomaniac Nabarlek.... no, no, something even MORE ridicolous.... I got it! Jaunty Jackalope!

[jenkinbr]

Krusty Krab. <<Think 'SpongeBob'

[porchrat]

gargantuan gnu

public paranha

[pennacook]

keen koala

[teaker1s]

nutty newt (brown wallpaper)
delirious dingo maybe a bob marley style wallpaper

guess mine will not be the next release name

[jenkinbr]

panicky panda
round robin
Whacko Whale
musty mammoth
stupid scorpion

[pennacook]

lewd llama
mischievous mongoose
nosy newt

[jenkinbr]

pooped panda

[CLomax]

Mischievous Manatee
Bully Baboon [Bully as in 'Good!']
EDIT: Darn it, mischievous has been used. I thought I was clever for a second :(

[porchrat]

philanthropic pheasant

[Jesse Tustin]

Ubuntu 22.10 Traumatic Trial
Ubuntu 23.04 Insane Insect

[cbecker78]

Quixotic Quahog ftw

[iPadFanboy]

Ubuntu 21.99: Mutated Manatee
Ubuntu 99.99: Cold Canary
Ubuntu 585.35:Stupid Starfish



Oh, and one more-

Ubuntu 744.54: Wooly Windows

[Austin25]

Promiscuous Penguin.

[PCaddicted]

Ubuntu 13.04 Rock('n') Roll
Ubuntu 13.10 Scary Sniffer
Ubuntu 14.04 Trendy Tux
Ubuntu 14.10 Unique Unice :D
Ubuntu 15.04 Vomiting Version
Ubuntu 15.10 Wobbly Wasp
Ubuntu 16.10 Yawning Yankee
Ubuntu 17.04 Zig Zag

[TheEpicN00b]

Horny Hornet