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iampriteshdesai
September 14th, 2008, 03:28 PM
:popcorn: A thought came to my mind...
What if Paris Hilton used Linux?
The funniest answerer wins?!!?

Sand & Mercury
September 14th, 2008, 03:32 PM
Nothing?

qazwsx
September 14th, 2008, 03:32 PM
Never tried Tinkerbell Linux?
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/08/paris-hilton-tinkerbell-linux.html

VitaLiNux
September 14th, 2008, 03:45 PM
Then she'd be one of the hottest geeks to use Linux!:):popcorn:

szymon_g
September 14th, 2008, 03:54 PM
...... than i'd probably skip linux and go to freebsd camp ;p

SuperSonic4
September 14th, 2008, 03:56 PM
"Command line, what command line?"

*goes to get smashed [drunk]*

Canis familiaris
September 14th, 2008, 04:00 PM
The CPU would heat uo considerably...

ronnielsen1
September 14th, 2008, 04:10 PM
Linux is hotter than Britney Spears and Paris Hilton: official (http://www.businessreviewonline.com/os/archives/2008/01/index.html#000639)


http://www.businessreviewonline.com/os/archives/2008/01/linux_is_hotter.html

tubezninja
September 14th, 2008, 04:37 PM
She probably wouldn't even realize she's using linux.

"lin whut? that's hot..."

lukjad007
September 14th, 2008, 04:51 PM
I would start to learn computer programming and design a version of linux called "Not To Be Used By Paris Hilton" and block all variations of that name for the username.

fourthofjuly
September 14th, 2008, 04:51 PM
she'll> killall herbodyguards

linux is more secure, more reliable & free...!!!

fiddledd
September 14th, 2008, 05:00 PM
she'll> killall herbodyguards

linux is more secure, more reliable & free...!!!

And better looking.:)

I'll never understand how her name and the word hot can be used in the same sentence.

clanky
September 14th, 2008, 05:00 PM
Paris Hilton probably doesn't use a computer, she has people to do that for her.

ronnielsen1
September 14th, 2008, 05:44 PM
I saw a little bit of an interview where she said "All the money I have I made on my own"

I flipped the channel.

Half-Left
September 14th, 2008, 05:49 PM
Well if she farts it gets in the news or magazines despite her not being anything special, if having a rich dad who happens to own ones of the most well known hotels is anything to go by.

Eisenwinter
September 14th, 2008, 06:04 PM
And better looking.:)

I'll never understand how her name and the word hot can be used in the same sentence.
+1.

Paris Hilton is so not hot.

wannadumpwindows
September 14th, 2008, 06:06 PM
+1.

Paris Hilton is so not hot.

+1

/puke

Yannick Le Saint kyncani
September 14th, 2008, 06:10 PM
What if Paris Hilton used Linux?

Hmm, I think I'd reconsider the LHC safety ...

vishzilla
September 14th, 2008, 06:12 PM
Linux will come in the news for the wrong reasons more often

smoker
September 14th, 2008, 07:46 PM
who cares, anyway, and who is paris hilton?:lolflag:

lukjad007
September 14th, 2008, 08:05 PM
+1

BlackLLama
September 14th, 2008, 08:06 PM
What if Paris Hilton used Linux?


it would prove how easy linux is to learn to use

spoons
September 14th, 2008, 08:50 PM
Let's teach paris hilton to be able to turn the PC on before we teach her Linux, kay?

Half-Left
September 14th, 2008, 09:04 PM
Let's teach paris hilton to be able to turn the PC on before we teach her Linux, kay?

LMAO

She would probably say, is that a pony?

sleepingdragon
September 14th, 2008, 10:49 PM
I heard that PH ran into a bit of trouble concerning viruses...

RedPandaFox
September 15th, 2008, 12:09 AM
I heard that PH ran into a bit of trouble concerning viruses...

We still talking bout the computer ones here? :)

I think:

A) it would prove to EVERYONE beyond reasonable dout that Linux must be easy to use
B) She would be using something with Compiz for sure, 'coz "its hot..."
C) Half the Linux community would go to freeBSD
D) Tux will have his name changed to Tinkabell

DeadSuperHero
September 15th, 2008, 01:13 AM
If she used Linux, she'd give us a really bad face.

We'd all be depicted as more dumb than those posts over at Linsux!

Giant Speck
September 15th, 2008, 01:18 AM
If she used Linux, she'd give us a really bad face.

We'd all be depicted as more dumb than those posts over at Linsux!

HEY! Just because every thread ends in a discussion about either cheesecake or Ubuntu causing AIDS does not mean they are dumb!

RedPandaFox
September 15th, 2008, 01:23 AM
HEY! Just because every thread ends in a discussion about either cheesecake or Ubuntu causing AIDS does not mean they are dumb!

Well are they capable of talking?

littletinman
September 15th, 2008, 01:25 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! What the heck. Chuckle, PH has people do anything for her on the computer. What the heck would she do with a computer anyways? She has people type for her.

Slug71
September 15th, 2008, 03:11 AM
I dont think she's allowed near a computer after a cell phone got hacked.
Paris Hilton and Linux = Crash course in brain surgery!

Darkade
September 15th, 2008, 04:15 AM
LOL, check this... obviously a joke but really funny
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/08/paris-hilton-tinkerbell-linux.html

K.Mandla
September 15th, 2008, 06:17 AM
How do you know she doesn't?

Somehow I think this thread was started just as an excuse to mention Tinkerbell Linux ... again. ...