In Soviet Russia (Yakov Smirnoff)

[gletob]

Ok in this game you have to make a comment like the one below
In americ you install ubuntu
In soviet russia Ubuntu installs you

[RedPandaFox]

In Soviet Russia, people use root
In Australia, people root


(tis a pun for all you people who know Aussi lingo)

[pp.]

In americ they spell check their mments.
In Europe they spell.

[gletob]

Do you not understand
It must be Yakov Smirnoff
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff

[VitaminG]

In America, you kill a script.
In Soviet Russia, script kills you!

[ChanServ]

In Soviet Russia, kernel compiles you!

[uberdonkey5]

In America, you hate bill gates
In soviet russia, bill gates hates you*

P.S. had to write this one that Yakov Smirnoff wrote (from wikipedia):

"The first time I went to a restaurant [in america], they asked me 'How many in your party?' and I said 'Six hundred million'."

*PPS. this is not true.. I have no wish to be sued by bill gates and neither am I suggesting that in reality he a rampant anti-communist.

[kernalsanders123]

In America, you use squash file system,

In Soviet Russia, file system squashes YOU!!!