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SunnyRabbiera
August 30th, 2008, 01:47 AM
Eeek, Zombie Penguins!
They are undead Penguins bent on world domination, and if you are bitten by one you become a Zombie Penguin too!
Flee for your lives!

hyperhopper
August 30th, 2008, 02:27 AM
so that is why tux was acting funny today... explains the marks on my forehead@!

init1
August 30th, 2008, 11:38 AM
$su
Password:
$halt
bash: halt: command not found

*holds power button*
The computer remains on
*removes power cord*
The computer is still on
*runs*

gmxgeek
August 30th, 2008, 11:44 AM
In a similar situation, my dvd drive popped out and started gnawing on my leg yesterday

SakJur
August 30th, 2008, 12:20 PM
Hello: I AM in front of a Mac, I surely feel very bad...

jimi_hendrix
August 30th, 2008, 01:51 PM
easily fixed

*pulls up console*

enters

sudo rm-rf /

*screen goes blank*

*hears something knock on door*

TO THE BUNKER

Canis familiaris
August 30th, 2008, 01:55 PM
*hears howls*
*gets ready with the Gravity Gun*

jimi_hendrix
August 30th, 2008, 02:15 PM
*hears howls*
*gets ready with the Gravity Gun*

*turns off left 4 dead trailer*

dont worry they're not here yet

*hears chirping penguin noises*

*hides in closet with shotgun (because everything that involves zombies has shotguns)*

gmxgeek
August 30th, 2008, 02:19 PM
*turns off left 4 dead trailer*

dont worry they're not here yet

*hears chirping penguin noises*

*hides in closet with shotgun (because everything that involves zombies has shotguns)*

Good old Zombie Repellent

tamoneya
August 30th, 2008, 02:26 PM
sudo apt-get install shotgun
sudo shotgun penguin

damis648
August 30th, 2008, 02:32 PM
sudo apt-get install shotgun
sudo shotgun penguin

Hehe. :guitar: OH NO!

*Zombie Penguins team up with the Windows flag and the Mac guy*
*Flag flutters in the breeze... then crashes and turns blue*
*Mac guy says zombification should only have been done by a mac genius*

snova
August 30th, 2008, 09:04 PM
Well, this isn't the way I would have done it, but I'm glad that Linux is finally taking over the world!

jimi_hendrix
August 30th, 2008, 09:32 PM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tux

this must be tux's secret plan (end of link)