View Full Version : INVASION of the ZOMBIE Penguins!
SunnyRabbiera
August 30th, 2008, 01:47 AM
Eeek, Zombie Penguins!
They are undead Penguins bent on world domination, and if you are bitten by one you become a Zombie Penguin too!
Flee for your lives!
hyperhopper
August 30th, 2008, 02:27 AM
so that is why tux was acting funny today... explains the marks on my forehead@!
init1
August 30th, 2008, 11:38 AM
$su
Password:
$halt
bash: halt: command not found
*holds power button*
The computer remains on
*removes power cord*
The computer is still on
*runs*
gmxgeek
August 30th, 2008, 11:44 AM
In a similar situation, my dvd drive popped out and started gnawing on my leg yesterday
SakJur
August 30th, 2008, 12:20 PM
Hello: I AM in front of a Mac, I surely feel very bad...
jimi_hendrix
August 30th, 2008, 01:51 PM
easily fixed
*pulls up console*
enters
sudo rm-rf /
*screen goes blank*
*hears something knock on door*
TO THE BUNKER
Canis familiaris
August 30th, 2008, 01:55 PM
*hears howls*
*gets ready with the Gravity Gun*
jimi_hendrix
August 30th, 2008, 02:15 PM
*hears howls*
*gets ready with the Gravity Gun*
*turns off left 4 dead trailer*
dont worry they're not here yet
*hears chirping penguin noises*
*hides in closet with shotgun (because everything that involves zombies has shotguns)*
gmxgeek
August 30th, 2008, 02:19 PM
*turns off left 4 dead trailer*
dont worry they're not here yet
*hears chirping penguin noises*
*hides in closet with shotgun (because everything that involves zombies has shotguns)*
Good old Zombie Repellent
tamoneya
August 30th, 2008, 02:26 PM
sudo apt-get install shotgun
sudo shotgun penguin
damis648
August 30th, 2008, 02:32 PM
sudo apt-get install shotgun
sudo shotgun penguin
Hehe. :guitar: OH NO!
*Zombie Penguins team up with the Windows flag and the Mac guy*
*Flag flutters in the breeze... then crashes and turns blue*
*Mac guy says zombification should only have been done by a mac genius*
snova
August 30th, 2008, 09:04 PM
Well, this isn't the way I would have done it, but I'm glad that Linux is finally taking over the world!
jimi_hendrix
August 30th, 2008, 09:32 PM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tux
this must be tux's secret plan (end of link)
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