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IusedTObeSOMEONEelse
August 23rd, 2008, 08:21 PM
Quiverin'

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down.

After many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet.

Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?" "No," croaked the old man, "but it's a quiverin'...

Woormy
August 23rd, 2008, 08:47 PM
Aren't old, corny jokes a violation of CoC?

spupy
August 23rd, 2008, 10:10 PM
Going fine, thankya!

Mateo
August 23rd, 2008, 10:46 PM
Fantastic, one of the better days i've had all year. top 3 or 4 anyways.

arsenic23
August 23rd, 2008, 10:49 PM
Crap.
Today is going crap.

Ran out of propane, cloths dryer blew up, sand filter on pool leaking, etc... Supper was good though, so I shouldn't complain.

5m0k3
August 23rd, 2008, 10:53 PM
Well, I'm pretty much trapped inside due to Tropical Storm Fay, but the worst is still east of here. So, basically, the only thing keeping me trapped is the gloomy looking weather, at the moment

Mateo
August 23rd, 2008, 10:55 PM
Crap.
Today is going crap.

Ran out of propane, cloths dryer blew up, sand filter on pool leaking, etc... Supper was good though, so I shouldn't complain.

We all chose what kind of mood we put ourselves in. Bad things happen to everyone, but you can't let yourself sulk. Well, you can but you'd be happier if you didn't (not saying you are, just giving friendly advise).