Ubuntu movie

[uid313]

Colonel John F. Stallman is an ex-CIA operative who has been studying various martial arts in the Shanghai province. In his free time he is a Linux kernel developer who have contributed numerous scheduling and cryptographic algorithms.

Now the world is threatened by terrorists, so he have been called by the agency due to his exceptional skills.


He beats the enemy, hacks the systems using his Ubuntu laptop and gets the girl.

Big muscles with Ubuntu tattoo! Hell yeah baby!
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6279/muscleda3.th.png (http://img99.imageshack.us/my.php?image=muscleda3.png)

High-speed car chases and hot pursuit! Check out the sleek moves!
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3213/carchasepu5.th.png (http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carchasepu5.png)

Shooting down choppers with RPG! Say hello to my little friend!
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1993/chopperrt7.th.png (http://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chopperrt7.png)

Jumping down from the ventilation duct using a rope, in a surprise attack!
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/9889/fromroofcn6.th.png (http://img390.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fromroofcn6.png)

Dodge this! Desert Eagle! **** yeah!
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8416/dodgewu0.th.png (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dodgewu0.png)

Fire in the hole! Grenades and explosions, baby!
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/3383/grenadert0.th.png (http://img377.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grenadert0.png)

Ninja style deadly sneaky assassinations. Hang guy with rope.
http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/5724/hangtreett7.th.png (http://img374.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hangtreett7.png)

Using Ubuntu laptop with nmap, hping3 and metasploit framework. 0day exploits baby. Mad hacker skills.
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4439/laptopid5.th.png (http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=laptopid5.png)

[uid313]

Satellite laser system hijacked!
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/92/sateliteqp5.th.png (http://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sateliteqp5.png)

For some unknown reason our hero decides to drop his guns and get into a sword fight with his katana. It gets more exciting that way.
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6205/swordfightbu9.th.png (http://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=swordfightbu9.png)

Then our hero saves the girl and gets laid. Yeah, baby!
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5493/savegirlyp7.th.png (http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=savegirlyp7.png)

If the budget for the CG gets too high, we make it less action, more porno.

[Codename]

This is awesome haha!!

[savantelite]

Grammy

[bobbybobington]

Win.

[hessiess]

Learn Blender and make it into a short ;)

[Kain000]

haha two words:

Earth Shattering

[Ub1476]

Lol, awesome! :)