Are you a thread killer?

[metallicamike]

one time i went to "mackers" and got a cheese burger and there was no meat on it. i was pissed.

[jenkinbr]

my poop turned green. Any ideas?

[s.fox]

I'm pretty sure it's a reference to McDonald's, where they serve McLaxatives.

Hmm.. I think i'll pass on that one. Yuk. Fast food is not a good thing in my opinion.

[jenkinbr]

Hmm.. I think i'll pass on that one. Yuk. Fast food is not a good thing in my opinion.

Hence my terminalogy on what is served at McDonalds - McLaxatives.

[Deathray]

my poop turned green. Any ideas?

You pooped to soon. Creating poop is a process and if you poop to soon, it's still green as that is the initial color before turning red, then brown. Stick it back in and wait 2-3 hours.

[jenkinbr]

You pooped to soon. Creating poop is a process and if you poop to soon, it's still green as that is the initial color before turning red, then brown. Stick it back in and wait 2-3 hours.

Forget killing threads - you just killed me.

[s.fox]

That was just gross.:o

[Deathray]

Haha :P
2girls1cup / 2guys1horse should also be a great way of killing a thread :D

[s.fox]

Hey, question to the Americans/ Canadians who are online at the moment:

Is/ has Watchmen been released for you yet in the cinema?

[Deathray]

Hey, question to the Americans/ Canadians who are online at the moment:

Is/ has Watchmen been released for you yet in the cinema?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409459/releaseinfo
I'm from Denmark but I can still help you! :)

[jenkinbr]

Hey, question to the Americans/ Canadians who are online at the moment:

Is/ has Watchmen been released for you yet in the cinema?
Yep.

See the bottom of the list.
http://www.manntheatresmn.com/

[s.fox]

Is it any good? I was considering going to see it this weekend.

[jenkinbr]

No idea - I just checked the listings.

[lukjad007]

No Way Ubuntu forum life would never be the same without you Luke! ;)

Heehee. How sweet!

You have my sympathies. Even though I'm under medical advice to be careful what I eat, some of the people I know still like their fish and chips, Mackers, and KFC.

/me drools

my poop turned green. Any ideas?

You pooped to soon. Creating poop is a process and if you poop to soon, it's still green as that is the initial color before turning red, then brown. Stick it back in and wait 2-3 hours.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Forget killing threads - you just killed me.

I died laughing.

That was just gross.:o

Yes, but very, very funny.

[jenkinbr]

heehee. How sweet!



/me drools





hahahahahahahaha!



I died laughing.



Yes, but very, very funny.
+2

[tarps87]

+2

1 + 2 = 4

[s.fox]

Thread Closed

[tarps87]

There are no gates here

[s.fox]

ron burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Champ kind: It jumped up a notch.

Ron burgundy: It did, didn't it?

Brick tamland: Yeah, i stabbed a man in the heart.

Ron burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and i killed a guy with a trident.

Ron burgundy: Brick, i've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

:)

[jenkinbr]

dead

[s.fox]

and yet we still post here:D

[jenkinbr]

:d

[lukjad007]

dead

Not yet!

and yet we still post here:D

True.

:d

Are you trying to lick your nose???

[jenkinbr]

:D

No, I was trying to post a single :D but it didn't work.

[s.fox]

i can't lick my nose :(

oh wait.. why would i want to :D ?

[jenkinbr]

~

[s.fox]

I need some food. I am really hungry. :o

[jenkinbr]

I need some food. I am really hungry. :o
http://www.channel4.com/food/images/mb/Channel4/4Food/features/2007/oct/week_2/top%2010/burger_sub_01.jpg

There you go.

Two megamegaburgers.

[izizzle]

Wow. the one thread we have to kill has almost 205 pages or pure nonsense. I love these forums. :D

[tarps87]

Wow. the one thread we have to kill has almost 205 pages or pure nonsense. I love these forums. :D

I'm sure there are one or two posts that aren't entirely nonsense, I just can't find them

[WatchingThePain]

Let's try..

[Ms_Angel_D]

:popcorn:

[tarps87]

:popcorn:

Can I have some?

[cometa2k7]

1 + 2 = 4

No, it's more like 1+1=10 :D That one is actually true.

[Ms_Angel_D]

Can I have some?

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2804/ipodpopcorn.jpg

[tarps87]

No, it's more like 1+1=10 :D That one is actually true.

Technically 10d :tongue:

Thank you I'll never be able to eat all that

106815

[lukjad007]

:D

No, I was trying to post a single :D but it didn't work.

Ah! :D

i can't lick my nose :(

oh wait.. why would i want to :D ?

Well...

http://www.channel4.com/food/images/mb/Channel4/4Food/features/2007/oct/week_2/top%2010/burger_sub_01.jpg

There you go.

Two megamegaburgers.

LOL

Wow. the one thread we have to kill has almost 205 pages or pure nonsense. I love these forums. :D

And still going strong!

I'm sure there are one or two posts that aren't entirely nonsense, I just can't find them

The Earth is flat.

[jenkinbr]

no, the earth is a line.

[archolman]

:popcorn:;)

[jenkinbr]

bump

[tarps87]

bump

Yes the earth does have bumps on it

[Metallion]

no, the earth is a line.

The earth is pacman.

[tarps87]

The earth is pacman.

All are problems are solved then:

pacman -U ozone_layer
pacman -R green_house_gasses_bad

[s.fox]

I wonder if pac man game is available for ubuntu...

[tarps87]

I wonder if pac man game is available for ubuntu...

Silly question :)
http://packages.ubuntu.com/intrepid/pacman

[s.fox]

w00p:popcorn:

[lukjad007]

no, the earth is a line.

NO! It's flat you ph00l!

[s.fox]

Flatter than Flat Eric?

http://www.basehead.org/files/shots/1-flateric-wallpaper.jpg

[jenkinbr]

Yhe earth is a BUMP and was meant to be BUMPed.

[lukjad007]

Flatter than Flat Eric?

http://www.basehead.org/files/shots/1-flateric-wallpaper.jpg
Slimmer than the Slim Pig.
http://www.abc.net.au/children/includes/shows/images/slimpig_212.jpg

[jenkinbr]

bumpo

[tarps87]

bumpo

Quit bumping or the earth will explode

[s.fox]

Quit bumping or the earth will explode

Not flat earth though. Keep BUMPING

[jenkinbr]

work bump kill

[lukjad007]

Home to kill the planet. BUMP!!!

[jenkinbr]

NO!!! You cannot kill bump

[s.fox]

NO!!! You cannot kill bump

We aren't killing BUMP. just round world :D

[jenkinbr]

We aren't killing BUMP. just round world :D
Oh, ok.

bump

[Ms_Angel_D]

:popcorn:

[jenkinbr]

:popcorn:
You and your friggin :popcorn:

[tarps87]

I found this in another and decided you (lukjad007) will be back in this thread soon :)

It should be noted that while the 32 bit version of Ubuntu will work on today's 64 bit computers, in the future they will be incompatible with one another.

:confused: I've not heard about this, is there any where I can find out about this?

[s.fox]

Sun + Beer + Killer Radio = GOOD TIMES :cool:

[tarps87]

Sun + Beer + Killer Radio = GOOD TIMES :cool:

I thought video was the killer?

[pbpersson]

Typically I just keep hitting the "new posts" button on the top of the window to see the latest up-to-the-minute stuff on this forum and I saw a thread VANISH yesterday!

I saw the thread, opened it, read it, and did not think it was appropriate and wondered what would happen to it.

A little while later I tried to find it and could not....so I went back in my history, found it, clicked on the link, and a message came up saying, "You have surfed to a page within the Ubuntu Forum that does not exist, what were you thinking?!?!?!"

Okay, that might not have been the exact verbiage ;)

[jenkinbr]

Typically I just keep hitting the "new posts" button on the top of the window to see the latest up-to-the-minute stuff on this forum and I saw a thread VANISH yesterday!

I saw the thread, opened it, read it, and did not think it was appropriate and wondered what would happen to it.

A little while later I tried to find it and could not....so I went back in my history, found it, clicked on the link, and a message came up saying, "You have surfed to a page within the Ubuntu Forum that does not exist, what were you thinking?!?!?!"

Okay, that might not have been the exact verbiage ;)
Probably looked more like pbpersson, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

If the topic was inappropriate, it was probably moved to the jail between your first access and the second access.

[pbpersson]

If the topic was inappropriate, it was probably moved to the jail between your first access and the second access.

The message was:

No Thread specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator

It contained pictures of women "not properly attired" so I think they did not want it in the jail where anyone could view it.

[pbpersson]

http://www.channel4.com/food/images/mb/Channel4/4Food/features/2007/oct/week_2/top%2010/burger_sub_01.jpg

There you go.

Two megamegaburgers.

OH MY GOSH! :o

I can almost feel my arteries clogging up just LOOKING at that picture! :lolflag:

[jenkinbr]

The message was:

No Thread specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator

It contained pictures of women "not properly attired" so I think they did not want it in the jail where anyone could view it.

Admins can view all jailed posts.
Normal users can only see their own posts. Or that's how it's ***supposed*** to work, anyways. -see the rest of this thread, starting here (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6923682#post6923682)

OH MY GOSH! :o

I can almost feel my arteries clogging up just LOOKING at that picture! :lolflag:

:lolflag:

Just a little boredom...
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6292/screenshot3fzz.th.png (http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6292/screenshot3fzz.png)

[lukjad007]

Home to kill the planet. BUMP!!!

NO!!! You cannot kill bump

We aren't killing BUMP. just round world :D

Oh, ok.

bump

Though, if we kill the Round Earth, do we kill all the Round BUMPs?

:popcorn:

Oooh! New avatar! Now, where's the new popcorn?

You and your friggin :popcorn:

Heh. And it's always the same popcorn. Man, that must be some pretty stale popcorn...

I found this in another and decided you (lukjad007) will be back in this thread soon :)



:confused: I've not heard about this, is there any where I can find out about this?

Heh. I am back. As for the link, I can't find one, but it's pretty much inevitable.
BUMP!

[dierubikdie]

so n-e-body gonna watch teh new jonas bros show?

[lukjad007]

The who what show?
And I don't have a TV.

[jenkinbr]

The who what show?
And I don't have a TV.
I don't have one of them either.

What's a TV?

[lukjad007]

I don't know.
/me sneezes all over thread. No one will touch it again.

[SlickRick]

I come here for a confesiion. I totally killed the banning game cause me and GepettoBR took it a bit too far. In a way, I'm a bit relieved even though I didn't mean for that to happen, I was spending too much time in that thread and now I am free. But yes, I AM a thread killer.

[tarps87]

Heh. I am back. As for the link, I can't find one, but it's pretty much inevitable.


Fair enougth

I come here for a confesiion. I totally killed the banning game cause me and GepettoBR took it a bit too far. In a way, I'm a bit relieved even though I didn't mean for that to happen, I was spending too much time in that thread and now I am free. But yes, I AM a thread killer.

So that's where it went, what ever you do don't look a this thread:
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1103421
I mean it ;)

[SlickRick]

I've already seen that thread, somehow I was called to it :) but didn't post in it because it was in the wrong place

[tarps87]

I requested it to be move but I was closed instead. I reckon that you can count that a two threads you've killed

[SlickRick]

what??!1!??
I had nothing to do with the second one
Are you implying that the mere fact that I looked at the thread caused it to get closed?

[tarps87]

The mods detected your presence

[jenkinbr]

Hello, My name is jenkinbr, and I...I...I...I can't say it!!! :cries:

[tarps87]

Hello, My name is jenkinbr, and I...I...I...I can't say it!!! :cries:

Are you trying to say your a hamster?

[jenkinbr]

Are you trying to say your a hamster?
No, I'm trying to say that I k.... I k.... *pouts in corner*

[tarps87]

No, I'm trying to say that I k.... I k.... *pouts in corner*

That you kiss threads?

[jenkinbr]

That you kiss threads?
That I kill them!

*screams hysterically and runs in circles*

[tarps87]

Just not this one, have you visited your jailed thread?

[SlickRick]

That I kill them!

*screams hysterically and runs in circles*

that's ok, that's why we're here. We all do it. It feels good to get it off your chest doesn't it?

Now stop sucking your thumb crouched in the corner and come sit down.

[tarps87]

I think this thread may need killing soon
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1104032
(before it gets personal)

[jenkinbr]

Just not this one, have you visited your jailed thread?
huh? What jailed thread?

[tarps87]

I saw your posts

[jenkinbr]

I saw your posts
Link?

[jenkinbr]

You mean this?

edit: maybe a link would be nice.

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6923682#post6923682

[tarps87]

That be the one, have you visted it?

[Ms_Angel_D]

Man I Love Flatbread Melts :D

[Gen2ly]

I remember when I worked at Microsoft...

[jenkinbr]

That be the one, have you visted it?
It seems to have disappeared entirely.

[s.fox]

I post here ergo this thread is now dead.

[jenkinbr]

I post here ergo this thread is now dead.
Really

[s.fox]

Really

Pretty much.

[jenkinbr]

but it's still going and going and going and...

MY TROPHY HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!!!! g2g!

[Ms_Angel_D]

Tagging Songs sucks when you have a ton of them.... :popcorn:

[tarps87]

It seems to have disappeared entirely.

You mean it's all alone in a dark cold place. :(

Tagging Songs sucks when you have a ton of them.... :popcorn:

Here's a quick command to solve you problem

rm -r ~/Music/*

(Please don't actual try this command #-o)

[jenkinbr]

You mean it's all alone in a dark cold place. :(



Here's a quick command to solve you problem

rm -r ~/Music/*

(Please don't actual try this command #-o)

Corrected, it should read:

You mean it's all alone in a dark cold place. :(



Here's a quick command to solve you problem

rm -r ~/Music/*

(Please don't actual try this command #-o)

But yes, I've been there, done that.

Now, if I can find a tool that will let me change the character encoding of said tags in linux, that would be nice. My mp3 player despises UTF-8

[lukjad007]

I come here for a confesiion. I totally killed the banning game cause me and GepettoBR took it a bit too far. In a way, I'm a bit relieved even though I didn't mean for that to happen, I was spending too much time in that thread and now I am free. But yes, I AM a thread killer.

Oh, really? Well, that's not what a true thread killer, you are a thread MURDERER!

Fair enougth



So that's where it went, what ever you do don't look a this thread:
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1103421
I mean it ;)

Heh. Hymn's comment is hilarious!

I've already seen that thread, somehow I was called to it :) but didn't post in it because it was in the wrong place

You KILLED IT!!

I requested it to be move but I was closed instead. I reckon that you can count that a two threads you've killed

what??!1!??
I had nothing to do with the second one
Are you implying that the mere fact that I looked at the thread caused it to get closed?

YES!

The mods detected your presence

The mods, they have powers.

Hello, My name is jenkinbr, and I...I...I...I can't say it!!! :cries:

This is TKA. There is no need for shame.

Are you trying to say your a hamster?

No, I'm trying to say that I k.... I k.... *pouts in corner*

You can trust us. Tell us your story.

That you kiss threads?

That I kill them!

*screams hysterically and runs in circles*

INTERVENTION!!!
I post here ergo this thread is now dead.

Really

Pretty much.

Suuure.

but it's still going and going and going and...

MY TROPHY HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!!!! g2g!

Takes trophy.

[jenkinbr]

bump

[tarps87]

I vote for jenkinbr to be banned if he bumps again

[jenkinbr]

I vote for jenkinbr to be banned if he bumps again
Why would you do something like that?

[lukjad007]

i vote for jenkinbr to be banned if he bumps again
-1

[SlickRick]

-1

first time I've seen someone do a '-1'

[s.fox]

Why would you do something like that?

Because its fun. Whats even better is BOINGING :P

[jenkinbr]

BoingBump!

[lukjad007]

-1

first time I've seen someone do a '-1'

Well, that's funny, because I've seen that plenty of times. Or did you mean that was the first time someone DIDN'T wish to get rid of jenkinbr?

[s.fox]

So..whats the max number of posts a thread can have?

[jenkinbr]

I don't know, but it isn't 36768.

[SlickRick]

So..whats the max number of posts a thread can have?

OVER9000, give or take

[Ms_Angel_D]

:popcorn:

[Dragonbite]

Just in case it wasn't posted before:
The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

[s.fox]

Just in case it wasn't posted before:

Holy Grail was awesome.

[lukjad007]

I hated that movie. :P

[s.fox]

I hated that movie. :P

Why? Its a classic.

[Dragonbite]

I hated that movie. :P

Ni!!

[s.fox]

Ni :lolflag:

[lukjad007]

Why? Its a classic.

Why not? Did you like Shakespeare simply because it's a "classic"?

Ni!!

Ni :lolflag:

Klaatu barada nikto.

[s.fox]

Why not? Did you like Shakespeare simply because it's a "classic"?

Hmm..I have read a fair few of Shakespeares plays. Been to watch a few of them at the Globe aswell. Though I do see your point. :P

[jenkinbr]

now where's my bumpburger?

[s.fox]

Bumpty

[ubersolid]

I'd tell you, but I'd probably kill this thread, so I won't tell you.

[s.fox]

Sushi Time

[jenkinbr]

I'd tell you too, but I'd probably get killed in the process of doing so.

</me wonders what the thread stats are/>

[s.fox]

Zzzapp

[tarps87]

Did you walk into the giant bug zapper again?

[s.fox]

Me? NEVER!! :)

[SlickRick]

zaaapp!!1
I zapped u wif mah leizaar

[Ms_Angel_D]

It's 7 a.m. and Mr. Pink has to go into work for a couple of hours so he gives Mrs. Pink a kiss and heads out the pink door. Mrs. Pink goes up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, takes off her pink robe, takes off her pink slippers and gets into her pink bed.

About 15 minutes later the doorbell goes so she gets out of her pink bed, puts on her pink robe, puts on her pink slippers, heads down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs and opens the pink door and there is Mr. Green. "Well hello Mr. Green". "Well hello Mrs. Pink. Is Mr. Pink at home?" "No he isn't but he should be back shortly if you want to wait for him." So he comes in and sits on the pink couch to wait. Mrs. Pink closes the pink door, goes up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, takes off her pink robe, takes off her pink slippers and gets into her pink bed.

About 5 minutes later the doorbell goes so she gets out of her pink bed, puts on her pink robe, puts on her pink slippers, heads down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs and opens the pink door and there is Mr. Red. "Well hello Mr. Red". "Well hello Mrs. Pink. Is Mr. Pink at home?" "No he isn't but he should be back shortly if you want to wait for him with Mr. Green." So he comes in and sits on the pink couch with Mr. Green to wait. Mrs. Pink closes the pink door, goes up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, takes off her pink robe, takes off her pink slippers and gets into her pink bed.

About 5 minutes later the doorbell goes so she gets out of her pink bed, puts on her pink robe, puts on her pink slippers, heads down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs and opens the pink door and there is Mr. Blue. "Well hello Mr. Blue". "Well hello Mrs. Pink. Is Mr. Pink at home?" "No he isn't but he should be back shortly if you want to wait for him with Mr. Green & Mr. Red." So he comes in and sits on the pink couch with Mr. Green & Mr. Red to wait. Mrs. Pink closes the pink door, goes up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, takes off her pink robe, takes off her pink slippers and gets into her pink bed.

About 10 minutes later the doorbell goes so she gets out of her pink bed, puts on her pink robe, puts on her pink slippers, heads down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs and opens the pink door and there is Mr. Purple. "Well hello Mr. Purple". "Well hello Mrs. Pink. Is Mr. Pink at home?" "No he isn't but he should be back shortly if you want to wait for him with Mr. Green, Mr. Red & Mr. Blue." So he comes in and sits on the pink couch with Mr. Green, Mr. Red & Mr. Blue to wait. Mrs. Pink closes the pink door, goes up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, takes off her pink robe, takes off her pink slippers and gets into her pink bed.

She falls asleep but wakes up about 2 hours later so she gets out of her pink bed, puts on her pink robe, puts on her pink slippers, heads down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs to find that Mr. Green, Mr. Red, Mr. Blue & Mr. Purple still sitting on the pink couch waiting for Mr. Pink to get home. "He still isn't home yet? I am so sorry" says Mrs. Pink. They all say it's ok. She asks them if they would like some breakfast. " I have Rice Krispies and Corn Flakes" Mrs. Pink says. Mr. green says he would like Rice Krispies. Mr. Red says he will take Corn Flakes. Mr. Blue says he would like Rice Krispies & Mr. Purple says he would like Rice Krispies. The moral of this story is 3 out of 4 people prefer Rice Krispies over Corn Flakes for breakfast.

[lukjad007]

>.<

[jenkinbr]

That was pointless.

Why did I read that?

[SlickRick]

pewpewpew, i shouotz yur storie wif mah pink leizaar

[jenkinbr]

NO!!! Don't close this threadQ!!!!!!!Q!!Q!

[CaucasianAsian]

...ohhh my god. i cant believe i read all of that.

[ubersolid]

I can't believe I read that, copied it, quoted it on my own forum under "funny crap" linked to it, then replied to this thread. again.

[lukjad007]

Bump!

[tarps87]

Bump!

You and your bump team

[rolnics]

YEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Close this thread!!!!
*hums while passing through to the mall*

[lukjad007]

You and your bump team
BUMPo?

[tarps87]

YEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Close this thread!!!!
*hums while passing through to the mall*

Oh no who let you out the elevator

[rolnics]

Oi!!! I'm the thread killer .............. twisted thread killer!!!!

[jenkinbr]

NO!!!! Don't listen to him!!!!! Don't Close this thread!!!!!

Oh, have a bump!

[lukjad007]

BUMPo!

[jenkinbr]

bump

[lukjad007]

BUMPo!

[lukjad007]

BUMPi!

[jenkinbr]

Bump!

[lukjad007]

BUMPo!

[jenkinbr]

anti-close bump!

[SlickRick]

don't turn this into the bump thread because it will be closed as there already is a bump thread and this one would be come redundant

[Ms_Angel_D]

QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC?

ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

The Catholic Church's approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness. The naughty characters are punished for their sins. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words, such as "breast," "sex" and "contraception."
The Buddhist explanation: If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, and lower-case letters will become upper-case.
The 21st-century bitter cynical nihilist explanation: Who cares? It doesn't really matter if they're on the page, deleted, undeleted, underlined, etc. It's all the same.
The Mac user's explanation: All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If you're using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you're in PC hell also.
Stephen King's explanation: Every time you hit the (Del) key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!
Dave Barry's explanation: The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they're made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable, while cheap imitations are not flammable. I'm not making this up.
IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life.
PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) explanation: You've been DELETING them??? Can't you hear them SCREAMING??? Why don't you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you pig!!!!

[jenkinbr]

But Upper-case letters become ~'s!!!

[SlickRick]

I can't believe I read that and now I''m typing soa s to not delete any characters

disclaimer: not characters were harmed in the making of this post, srsly

[s.fox]

QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC?

ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

The Catholic Church's approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness. The naughty characters are punished for their sins. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words, such as "breast," "sex" and "contraception."
The Buddhist explanation: If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, and lower-case letters will become upper-case.
The 21st-century bitter cynical nihilist explanation: Who cares? It doesn't really matter if they're on the page, deleted, undeleted, underlined, etc. It's all the same.
The Mac user's explanation: All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If you're using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you're in PC hell also.
Stephen King's explanation: Every time you hit the (Del) key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!
Dave Barry's explanation: The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they're made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable, while cheap imitations are not flammable. I'm not making this up.
IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life.
PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) explanation: You've been DELETING them??? Can't you hear them SCREAMING??? Why don't you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you pig!!!!



Awesome

[jenkinbr]

BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!

[tarps87]

QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC?

ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

The Catholic Church's approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness. The naughty characters are punished for their sins. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words, such as "breast," "sex" and "contraception."
The Buddhist explanation: If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, and lower-case letters will become upper-case.
The 21st-century bitter cynical nihilist explanation: Who cares? It doesn't really matter if they're on the page, deleted, undeleted, underlined, etc. It's all the same.
The Mac user's explanation: All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If you're using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you're in PC hell also.
Stephen King's explanation: Every time you hit the (Del) key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!
Dave Barry's explanation: The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they're made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable, while cheap imitations are not flammable. I'm not making this up.
IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life.
PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) explanation: You've been DELETING them??? Can't you hear them SCREAMING??? Why don't you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you pig!!!!

:lolflag:

What do the penguins believe?

[lukjad007]

QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC?

ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

The Catholic Church's approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness. The naughty characters are punished for their sins. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words, such as "breast," "sex" and "contraception."
The Buddhist explanation: If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, and lower-case letters will become upper-case.
The 21st-century bitter cynical nihilist explanation: Who cares? It doesn't really matter if they're on the page, deleted, undeleted, underlined, etc. It's all the same.
The Mac user's explanation: All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If you're using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you're in PC hell also.
Stephen King's explanation: Every time you hit the (Del) key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!
Dave Barry's explanation: The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they're made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable, while cheap imitations are not flammable. I'm not making this up.
IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life.
PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) explanation: You've been DELETING them??? Can't you hear them SCREAMING??? Why don't you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you pig!!!!

I'm going with IBM's idea. ;) Oh, and you forgot the BUMP!

[Ms_Angel_D]

I have a Microsoft waiter

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
[The waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00

[jenkinbr]

lmao

[lukjad007]

You're killing me!!!

[jenkinbr]

Back to bump

[lukjad007]

+BUMP for that!

[jenkinbr]

13ump

[lukjad007]

BUMPo!

[jenkinbr]

~BUMPo!~

[SlickRick]

*stabs thread with knife*

[jenkinbr]

Thread Abuse!!! Thread Abuse!!!

~Cradles thread in arms~

poor thread, please live on...

[jenkinbr]

Careful posting the same link all over the forums like that. (it's now gone bye-bye)

I actually thought you (also gone) were a perl script until I read some of your other posts. (which have also vanished)

anyways, thread not dead bump

[Ms_Angel_D]

Microsoft Announces New, Configurable BSOD!
In a surprise announcement today, Microsoft President Steve Ballmer revealed that the Redmond-based company will allow computer resellers and end-users to customize the appearance of the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD), the screen that displays when the Windows operating system crashes.

The move comes as the result of numerous focus groups and customer surveys done by Microsoft. Thousands of Microsoft customers were asked, "What do you spend the most time doing on your computer?"

A surprising number of respondents said, "Staring at a Blue Screen of Death." At 54 percent, it was the top answer, beating the second place answer "Downloading XXXScans" by an easy 12 points.

"We immediately recognized this as a great opportunity for ourselves, our channel partners, and especially our customers," explained the excited Ballmer to a room full of reporters.

Immense video displays were used to show images of the new customizable BSOD screen side-by-side with the older static version. Users can select from a collection of "BSOD Themes," allowing them to instead have a Mauve Screen of Death or even a Paisley Screen of Death. Graphics and multimedia content can now be incorporated into the screen, making the BSOD the perfect conduit for delivering product information and entertainment to Windows users.

The BSOD is by far the most recognized feature of the Windows operating system, and as a result, Microsoft has historically insisted on total control over its look and feel. This recent
departure from that policy reflects Microsoft's recognition of the Windows desktop itself as the "ultimate information portal." By default, the new BSOD will be configured to show a random selection of Microsoft product information whenever the system crashes. Microsoft channel partners can negotiate with Microsoft for the right to customize the BSOD on systems they ship.

Major computer resellers such as Compaq, Gateway, and Dell are already lining up for premier placement on the new and improved BSOD.

Ballmer concluded by getting a dig in against the Open Source community. "This just goes to show that Microsoft continues to innovate at a much faster pace than open source. I have yet to see any evidence that GNU/Linux even has a BSOD, let alone a customizable one."

[jenkinbr]

Microsoft Announces New, Configurable BSOD!
In a surprise announcement today, Microsoft President Steve Ballmer revealed that the Redmond-based company will allow computer resellers and end-users to customize the appearance of the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD), the screen that displays when the Windows operating system crashes.

The move comes as the result of numerous focus groups and customer surveys done by Microsoft. Thousands of Microsoft customers were asked, "What do you spend the most time doing on your computer?"

A surprising number of respondents said, "Staring at a Blue Screen of Death." At 54 percent, it was the top answer, beating the second place answer "Downloading XXXScans" by an easy 12 points.

"We immediately recognized this as a great opportunity for ourselves, our channel partners, and especially our customers," explained the excited Ballmer to a room full of reporters.

Immense video displays were used to show images of the new customizable BSOD screen side-by-side with the older static version. Users can select from a collection of "BSOD Themes," allowing them to instead have a Mauve Screen of Death or even a Paisley Screen of Death. Graphics and multimedia content can now be incorporated into the screen, making the BSOD the perfect conduit for delivering product information and entertainment to Windows users.

The BSOD is by far the most recognized feature of the Windows operating system, and as a result, Microsoft has historically insisted on total control over its look and feel. This recent
departure from that policy reflects Microsoft's recognition of the Windows desktop itself as the "ultimate information portal." By default, the new BSOD will be configured to show a random selection of Microsoft product information whenever the system crashes. Microsoft channel partners can negotiate with Microsoft for the right to customize the BSOD on systems they ship.

Major computer resellers such as Compaq, Gateway, and Dell are already lining up for premier placement on the new and improved BSOD.

Ballmer concluded by getting a dig in against the Open Source community. "This just goes to show that Microsoft continues to innovate at a much faster pace than open source. I have yet to see any evidence that GNU/Linux even has a BSOD, let alone a customizable one."
:lolflag:BUMP!!!:lolflag:

[SlickRick]

:D
Microsoft do use the word "innovation" too much when they should be focussing on fixing the stuff they have.

[Dragonbite]

It's 7 a.m. and Mr. Pink has to go into work for a couple of hours so he gives Mrs. Pink a kiss and heads out the pink door. Mrs. Pink goes up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, takes off her pink robe, takes off her pink slippers and gets into her pink bed.

<yeaaa! not going through THAT agin.... snip!>


I really hope you copied-and-pasted that, because if you typed that you must have slender hands! :lolflag:

[Ms_Angel_D]

I really hope you copied-and-pasted that, because if you typed that you must have slender hands! :lolflag:

Actually My hubby was the first person who ever told it to me, and he wanted to post it on another forum, but what he decided to do was type it up and save it to google docs, so now I just copy and paste ;)

I remember the first time he told it to me I was like WTF, your such an ***....roflmao.

[tarps87]

Microsoft Announces New, Configurable BSOD!

But you can already change the colour, it was a new feature in vista

[Metallion]

I think this thread needs a screen of death whatever colour it might be. >.>

[jenkinbr]

bump

[lukjad007]

*stabs thread with knife*

HALT! I am placing you, SlickRick under arrest for threadacide.

Thread Abuse!!! Thread Abuse!!!

~Cradles thread in arms~

poor thread, please live on...

I think this thread will live.

Careful posting the same link all over the forums like that.

I actually thought you were a perl script until I read some of your other posts.

anyways, thread not dead bump

Who is that? I don't see anyone.

Microsoft Announces New, Configurable BSOD!

Ballmer concluded by getting a dig in against the Open Source community. "This just goes to show that Microsoft continues to innovate at a much faster pace than open source. I have yet to see any evidence that GNU/Linux even has a BSOD, let alone a customizable one."[/I]

:lolflag::P:lolflag:


:D
Microsoft do use the word "innovation" too much when they should be focussing on fixing the stuff they have.

But you can already change the colour, it was a new feature in vista

Really? Coooool!

I think this thread needs a screen of death whatever colour it might be. >.>

http://www.thecybersource.com/images/bsod.jpg

[s.fox]

I am A.L.I.C.E
I am bored and joined a forum.

[MarcusA]

I wonder who will be the one to actually "kill" this thread.

[jenkinbr]

Who is that? I don't see anyone.


They appear to have gone bye-bye.

[Ms_Angel_D]

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us."

So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).
15 minutes later, the men in the balloon hear an echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"
One of the men says, "That must be a Microsoft service tech!"
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
The man replies: "For three reasons:
(1) he took a long time to answer,
(2) he was absolutely correct, and
(3) his answer was absolutely useless."

[jenkinbr]

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us."

So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).
15 minutes later, the men in the balloon hear an echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"
One of the men says, "That must be a Microsoft service tech!"
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
The man replies: "For three reasons:
(1) he took a long time to answer,
(2) he was absolutely correct, and
(3) his answer was absolutely useless."
Taht's one of my favorite jokes.

I origially heard it with 'mathmatitian' used in place of 'ms service rep.', though.


BriNginG BacK ThE mulTi-FonT MulTiColOrEd BumP!

[SlickRick]

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us."

So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).
15 minutes later, the men in the balloon hear an echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"
One of the men says, "That must be a Microsoft service tech!"
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
The man replies: "For three reasons:
(1) he took a long time to answer,
(2) he was absolutely correct, and
(3) his answer was absolutely useless."

you should take these to the linux jokes thread

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=91105

[Ms_Angel_D]

Hey now, I have been helping keep this thread alive since page 2 before it got moved out of the cafe to the games forum...lol....so I think I'll stick to posting whatever is on my mind to keep it alive as it seems to be working.....lmao.


:popcorn:

[s.fox]

Yes

[tarps87]

I wonder who will be the one to actually "kill" this thread.

Not you :)

They appear to have gone bye-bye.

jenkinbr have you taken your pills today?

Hey now, I have been helping keep this thread alive since page 2 before it got moved out of the cafe to the games forum...lol....so I think I'll stick to posting whatever is on my mind to keep it alive as it seems to be working.....lmao.


:popcorn:

You would have looked a bit silly if that killed it.
Hey you were trying to kill it when you started posting [-X

[lukjad007]

This thread is in a coma because of server issues. I shall now kill it. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[tarps87]

This thread is in a coma because of server issues. I shall now kill it. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This thread will out live the server easily.

[jenkinbr]

jenkinbr have you taken your pills today?


Pills? No. What do I need them for? *runs in circles squealing like a girl, saying "I want more beans!!! Gimme the BEANS!!!"*

[tarps87]

Pills? No. What do I need them for? *runs in circles squealing like a girl, saying "I want more beans!!! Gimme the BEANS!!!"*

So it's not just imagining posts then ;)

They are still making windows only software
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7973131.stm
:cry:

=D>\\:D/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7972677.stm
It's almost worth buying the game, just if it would be supported on GNU/Linux, oh and if I liked the game. #-o

And some more smilies:
:popcorn::KS):P

[jenkinbr]

So it's not just imagining posts then ;)

They are still making windows only software
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7973131.stm
:cry:

=D>\\:D/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7972677.stm
It's almost worth buying the game, just if it would be supported on GNU/Linux, oh and if I liked the game. #-o

And some more smilies:
:popcorn::KS):P
naw. There really was a post there, but it was spam, so it was deleted. Staff must not have thought my reply to it was enough of a reply, so it stayed..........

[tarps87]

I belive you ...

[jenkinbr]

CTRL+V time!!!

BUMP for server issues and downtimes.

-1

BUMP against server issues and down-times.

[SlickRick]

that conflicker thing got on my college system and I was blamed for it because I use Linux :frown:

[wicky_ts]

I am going to die befoure this thred being kiled. thats for sure

[jenkinbr]

I am going to die befoure this thred being kiled. thats for sure
*waits patiently in bush for mods to lock this*

[tarps87]

that conflicker thing got on my college system and I was blamed for it because I use Linux :frown:

It's sad how that happens

[jenkinbr]

bump

[s.fox]

I think its cold...........

[jenkinbr]

http://mirrors.ccs.neu.edu/releases.ubuntu.com/9.04/ubuntu-9.04-beta-desktop-i386.iso
http://mirrors.ccs.neu.edu/releases.ubuntu.com/9.04/ubuntu-9.04-beta-alternate-i386.iso

[sheshdd]

i hate this economic crisis...i even had a major downgrade in my toilet paper...

[jenkinbr]

Surviving on 80 USD a month...sux.

[SlickRick]

lolz, everything's pink. The admins have a sence of humor :D who could have guessed it

[jenkinbr]

See smartboyathome's sig, but better be fast - I'm sure he's been asked to remove it.

[tarps87]

I missed the green forums, has anyone got a screenshot?

[lukjad007]

Sorry, I don't. :(

[s.fox]

Tomatz

[tarps87]

Sorry, I don't. :(

I guess I'll have to get the paint brush out :)

Tomatz

:confused:

[jenkinbr]

I missed the green forums, has anyone got a screenshot?

Sorry, I don't. :(

I guess I'll have to get the paint brush out :)

No need. I took one from the Windows Terminal Servers we have at school.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5461/ufgreen.th.png (http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5461/ufgreen.png)

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7694/ufpink.th.png (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7694/ufpink.png)

[tarps87]

I think the fact it looks so messy is worse than the colour

[jenkinbr]

I think the fact it looks so messy is worse than the colour
True - they do need to modify the rest of the colors, otherwise I didn't think it looked that bad...

[tarps87]

True - they do need to modify the rest of the colors, otherwise I didn't think it looked that bad...

Imagine if you were using a really dark theme though

[jenkinbr]

Like mine?

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5043/screenshotbf5.th.png (http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5043/screenshotbf5.png)

[tarps87]

Even darker, like Disaster Area's stunt ship, with the black buttons with black writing that light up black when you press them :)
(The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)

Nice theme though

[jenkinbr]

Even darker, like Disaster Area's stunt ship, with the black buttons with black writing that light up black when you press them :)
(The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)

Nice theme though
:confused: How does something light up black???

anyways, I can't stand pitch-black themes. I need to at least be able to see the divisions and such.

Thanks for the comment though.

GTK = Divinorum Revisited 1.2
Icons = Simplicity Ubuntu 8.10
(both on Gnome-Look)

[tarps87]

:confused: How does something light up black???

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy will explain all, even hoe to fly.
"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. [...] Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties."

GTK = Divinorum Revisited 1.2
I will have to try it when I install Gnome

[jenkinbr]

bump for work in a few...

[jenkinbr]

~now im at work~

[lukjad007]

I guess I'll have to get the paint brush out :)



:confused:

Found some! I had some pages in my cache. Enjoy.

[jenkinbr]

Found some! I had some pages in my cache. Enjoy.
Nice ones!

[SlickRick]

umm....is my monitor broken or something cause the screen-grab names are GreenBuntu
However, I see yellow

[jenkinbr]

The closest color match I found without using a color picker was #DDFF00. So yes, they are technically more yellow than green. I think everyone bit into my puke-green comment, and it stuck.

[SlickRick]

I would've described the color as safety-jacket yellow under a white light
but that's just me

[kuwarudo]

wow this thread has really come a long way...

[crazyness003]

am i late?

[s.fox]

no

[SlickRick]

is this a rhetorical question?

[s.fox]

probably

[NinjaNumberNine]

=D> Thread killer nothing. I am NINJA and I kill people, not threads. :mad:

[SlickRick]

=D> Thread killer nothing. I am NINJA and I kill people, not threads. :mad:

well then, there is no place for YOU here

[s.fox]

Yeah, we're all pirates (http://ubuntuforums.org/group.php?groupid=296) over here. :lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[SlickRick]

pirates?
Noez, I iz a avid vurshipurr ov teh almaity ceiling cat

[jenkinbr]

I would've described the color as safety-jacket yellow under a white light
but that's just me
Good point.

Safety Green is a better color description.

[crazyness003]

so...how exactly does this work? Do I just say "aha! Thread Killed by, none other than me!" until someone else posts; or what?

[SlickRick]

you try and post something that is impossible/hard to reply to
something off-topic maybe or just a statement that in the real world would cause an akward silence

[crazyness003]

and then a monkey's butt fell off.

[jenkinbr]

If you can smell it, it has an odor. Part of the human sense of smell is linked to the sense of taste, and the sense of taste and the sense of smell work together in ways to allow you to identify what you are smelling (or vice versa: the same works for the sense of taste). Therefore, when you smell lasagna cooking in the kitchen, you know it is lasagna (and not a rose) because some of the airborn particles enter your nose and hit chemical receptors, while others pass through into your mouth and interact with your tastebuds.

And now think about that the next time you walk into the restroom after someone, well, you know, destroyed the place...

[NinjaNumberNine]

Can somebody tell me how posting works ? I already submitted my problem (http://ubuntuforums.org/private.php?do=showpm&pmid=903375), and nobody answered. Kinda discouraging...

Anyway, Some other guy named OMrebel has the exact same problem, and he hasn't got any answers and he hasn't answered me either.:mrgreen:

So, can somebody either tell me what I'm doing wrong, or at least answer my post?

P.S. Thanks ahead, and If you can't see the link above, tell me and I'll send It to whoever answers this first.

[Ms_Angel_D]

:popcorn:

[NinjaNumberNine]

So I get ignored...



Again..



.](*,)

[tarps87]

We can't see people with 0 posts ;)

[SlickRick]

says invalid private message, plus you have 0 posts meaning that you haven't posted anything.
If you don't get an answer straight away, don't feel discouraged because this is an international forum and a person that might know a solution probably is still in bed. Plus, people don't spend all of their time on the computer, let alone at the forums....apart from the admins, they have no life :D

[s.fox]

Where is the thread describing you problem?

You say a user named OMrebel has the same problem. Where is their thread?

[tarps87]

says invalid private message, plus you have 0 posts meaning that you haven't posted anything.
If you don't get an answer straight away, don't feel discouraged because this is an international forum and a person that might know a solution probably is still in bed. Plus, people don't spend all of their time on the computer, let alone at the forums....apart from the admins, they have no life :D

You are making too many assumptions.
You assume that everybody sleeps in a bed
and that everybody in a bed is asleep

[s.fox]

My bed is nice and warm.

[SlickRick]

You are making too many assumptions.
You assume that everybody sleeps in a bed
and that everybody in a bed is asleep

I may have assumed that most people sleep in a bed but I didn't assume that everyone in a bed is asleep and if not, good for them. I know that this is a pressing issue and I didn't mean to be a hypocrite, as I have slept on sofas, floors, benches, toilets and once on a fat person.