The Product Name Challenge

[tom66]

The first person suggests a product, then you name it the three ways Linux/Ubuntu, Apple, and Microsoft would name it.

e.g. Workspaces

Apple: iSpace, iDesk, Spaces
Linux: Workspaces, Virtual Desktops
Microsoft: Microsoft(R) Virtual Workspaces(TM) Professional Edition Service Pack 1 Build 2875

Ok, let's start with Awn.

[Archimedes0212]

Linux: avant-window-navigator
Mac: Object dock
Windows: Stardock

Next: having su privileges

[jimi_hendrix]

linux: root
Mac: power user
Windows: Desktop Administrator

next person does browsers

[estyles]

browsers (going with fictional ones)

Linux - earthgopher
Macintosh - iFetch
Windows - Microsoft Genuine Webvantage Premium Connectivity Edition

next: programming environments

[jimi_hendrix]

linux:(something simple)
Apple: Perfect Programming (insert language)
Microsoft: Microsoft Power IDE Buisness 2008 version 9

(all fictional like i think they are supposed to be)

next: new versions of their respective OS

[tom66]

Linux: Ubuntu 8.10
Apple: Mac OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard
Microsoft: Microsoft(R) Windows(TM) Vistada(R) Premium Home Business & Educational Edition - Professional PlusPack(TM)! 2009 SP1

New version of Microsoft Paint or equivalent

[jimi_hendrix]

The first person suggests a product, then you name it the three ways Linux/Ubuntu, Apple, and Microsoft would name it.


wait do we make up names with the style of the company or do we use old ones and compare

Linux: Easile (what ever that thingie is that you put your artwork on while drawing/painting it...i cant spell and its not giving me the word when i right click it)
Apple: iPaint
Microsoft: Microsoft(R) ArtPad(R) Premium Version 2.0

next person has to think up names for a new notepad

[estyles]

next person has to think up names for a new notepad

Linux: spellbinder
Mac: OS X -- all it's good for :oops: :lolflag:
Windows: MS Note Composer, Enterprise Publishing

next: toaster oven

[lukjad007]

Linux= KToastoven, GostOven
Mac= iToastit
Windows= Premium Bread Converter & Crisper

Next: Hammer

[eddVRS]

Linux = gKlaw
Mac = icansmacknailstoo
Windows = Microsoft Works, 2008 Workshop edition with Premium Nail Driver Utility

Next: a wallet.

[jimi_hendrix]

linux: money bag
apple: iWallet
Microsoft: money holder buisness budget addition plus

next...
iTunes

[misterhead]

Linux - KWallet (with a kawala bear mascot)

Mac - iSaveIt

Windows - M.icrosoft E.nhanced C.urrency C.ontrol A.nd M.oney A.rchiving G.enuine I.nteractivity K.it (or MECCA-MAGIK)

Next up... soap

[misterhead]

ahh... crap. I took too long!

[lukjad007]

Linux=Klean, Gleam
Mac=iClean
Windows=Magical Dirt Loosener

next...
iTunes

[jimi_hendrix]

well i guess i can answer my own now...

linux: Mozilla Muzic
apple: iTunes 2
microsoft: recoreded (i murdered that spelling) sounds of people screaming in anger when microsoft fails them

[tom66]

wait do we make up names with the style of the company or do we use old ones and compare

We use the style of the company (or organization)

Since no-one suggested one last time...

Smilies.

Linux: Emoticons
Mac OS X / Apple: iSmile, Emotributes, iMote
Windows: Microsoft(R) Emotion(TM) Explorers(R) Icon Edition 2008 SP1

Name for Inkscape or similar product.

[dje]

Linux: GPen, Kaper
Apple: iDraw
Microsoft: Microsoft (TM) IntelliDraw (R) Professional Edition (TM) 2008 SP1 Build 234324

next up instant messaging

[misterhead]

Linux - K-Municator

Mac - iTalics

Winblows - Microsoft Type-N-Tell

(but they would have bought the rights to "Type-N-Tell" many years ago from some dude,for next to nothin, and hired a bunch of other dudes to transform it into what we know today, while some other dudes, altogether went on to create... K-municator, which did everything iTalics and Microsoft Type-N-Tell could do, but better.

[tom66]

You missed the next one out...

Ok, let's see, ah, gnome-panel or similar (windows taskbar)

Linux: Panel, Window List
Mac OS X: Panel, iPane
Windows: Microsoft(R) Windows(TM) Genuine-Advantage(TM) Business And Enterprise Class Educational Edition Professional 2009 Panel Application PlusPack+ Program Manager SP1 Build 28531

Tabbed browsing...

[dje]

Linux: tabs
Mac: iTab
Microsoft: Awesome new feature we thought of first (TM) interTab (R)

next up is search tools (ie. tracker)

[lukjad007]

Linux=Guess
Mac=iFind
Windows="WTT" Where To Today or Windows Total Tyranny

next: Cotton swabs

[estyles]

Linux: gkSwab
Mac: EarCleaner (and that's *all* you can use it for)
Windows: MS Hygiene Suite 2008

next: rat poison

[SuperSonic4]

Linux: ratKill
Mac: iTerminate
Windows: Rat catcher basic (but you can buy a service pack to kill the rat)

next object: a bed

[lukjad007]

Linux=MicroChokers
Mac=iKiller
Windows=Why would I kill my friends?
See previous post for next test.

[tom66]

Linux: Snooze, snooze-widget-area
Apple: iSleep, iSnore, iAnnoy
Windows: Microsoft(R) ComfyTech(TM) Sleeping Apparatus 2009 Service Pack 1 Educational Entertainment Edition Bed-Activated System (GENUINE)

Next person suggests a name for YouTube.

[dje]

linux: KTube, GTube
mac: iTube
microsoft: Microsoft (TM) SilvTube (R) BETA One

next up bikes

[tom66]

Linux: Cycle, bicycle-core-utils
Apple: iCycle, biCycle
Microsoft: Microsoft(R) Windows(TM) Bicycle(R) SE 2008 Genuine Advantage SP1

Next up cars.

[jimi_hendrix]

Linux: K-mobile
Apple: iCar
Microsoft: Premium gold addition gas powered speed mobile

[lukjad007]

Mac=iDrive/iGo
Windows=WEdsel
Linux=Kar, GDriver

Next: Speed bumps.

[jimi_hendrix]

linux: bumper
apple: iBump
microsoft: Premium deluxe bump package 9 SP 12

next: microwaves

[estyles]

speed bumps:

Linux: kThrottle-gui
Mac: RoadFinder
Windows: MS Driving Advantage (Driving Advantage ensures that your car always uses the Genuine Speed Limit and protects your vehicle from unauthorized acceleration)

next: microwaves (per last post)

[tom66]

Linux: microwave-heater, gFoodSense, MicroWave, kHeat, Gmicro
Apple: iMicrowave, iHeat, GarageFood
Microsoft: Microsoft(R) Windows(TM) Microwave Heating System (MHS) 2008 PlusPack+ SP1 GENUINE-ADVANTAGE

next Forums

[lukjad007]

Mac=iDon't
Wondows=Welp
Linux=Kaid

Next Plans for world domination

[markbuntu]

Linux= Dombuntu 46.08
Mac= iOwn
Windows= Microsoft(c) World Domination Suite(TM) Service Pack 462beta.

next up

cat

[eddVRS]

Linux- gKat
Mac- iMoult
MS- Microsoft(c(tm)) Windows(tm) Feline(tm*), anti-rodent edition, Rat Pack 2, Ultimate edition.
(*- yes we invented the cat too)
(Please note the word copyright, and the (c) logo are registered trademarks of Microsoft(C(tm))
(Breeding from this cat is not to be done without explicit permission from Microsoft (C(tm)) and that is unlikely to be granted)


Next up- the trains

[tom66]

Linux: KT-Train
Apple: iTrain, Train, TrainBand
Microsoft: Microsoft(TM) Windows(R) Train-Based Systematic Transportation Unit And Goods Transportation 2009 SE Service Pack 1

Next up popcorn.

[scragar]

Next up popcorn.

Linux: popKorn (taking the kde idea of always having a K)
Mac: iCorn
Microsoft: Microsoft(TM) Self-Extracting via Heated Enviroments Corn Consumable 1.1 alpha

next up: bad supervillains from an 80s comic book series.

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apple: iVillain
Linux: Killbill
Windows: Microsoft bad 80's comic villain 2008 home premium

Next: Lipstick

[lukjad007]

Mac= iLippy
Windows= Wips
Linux= GirlyStuff 0.2.4.5.1

Next up

Chalk Boards

[tarps87]

Linux: Vi (version 0.1)
Apple: iboard
Windows: Microsoft Windows ultimate 32" window with professional secure drawing apparatus(TM)
(What's the big hole for?)

*lukjad007 banned*

Next: Plastic cup

[eddVRS]

Linux- Kontainer
Mac- drink-cup pro
MS- Microsoft Health Suite, Profesional Rehydration Edition, SP0

Next up: a hole punch (the ones with the paper size, slide rule thingy)

*lukjad007 banned*
Looks like the other thread is overflowing ;)

[tarps87]

Linux: gHoleMaker (with Krule)
Mac: iholepunch with irule
MS: Microsoft business deluxe hole creater (aka Ms programmer)

Next: power button/switch

(Think the other ones too full 1708 posts)

[eddVRS]

Linux- gnuRocker
Mac- iOn
MS- Miscrosoft Visual Binary-input physical Interface, for use with Microsoft Windows product suite only.

Next one- Librarians

ps. tarps87 banned for straying too far from ban thread ;)

[lukjad007]

Linux=kwiet, gSilence
Mac=iShh!
Windows=Warden

next Clubs

[PCessna]

(can't think of any clubs D:)
Linux: Gawesomeness
Mac: iJust work
Windows: WinFarthuffer

[lukjad007]

*Blink*

[SunnyRabbiera]

I will pick this up with my own set.

A boom box:
Apple: iBoombox
Linux: K-Boom!/ Goombox
Microsoft: Microsoft portable stereo unit personal edition SP1

next Batman

[scragar]

next Batman

puhlease

Linux: tuxman
Mac: iKnight
Windows: Microsoft Avenger 2.0 for the streets of Gotham*

* Robin upgrade patch sold seperatly

next safety pins.

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apple: iSafty
Linux: safpin
Windows: Microsoft pin with safeguard version 8900 *
*safeguard not included

next...
Safe sex objects

[eddVRS]

linux- Grubber
Mac- iGuard
MS- Microsoft Anti-conception suite beta, with optional anti-virus patch sold seperateley. (am just a bit worried... not something you want 'built-in' backdoors on :shock: )

Next up- the humble handkerchief

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apple: iSneeze
Linux: Snotcatcher
Windows: Microsoft mucus containment package XP personal edition (but it tears very easy)

next: Adolph Hitler

[scragar]

next: Adolph Hitler

Linux: Gnu Genocide
Mac: iFührer
Windows: Microsoft Employer number 32,614 classification plans and trading strategies department. (sorry, had to do it, the reference was already there)


EDIT: forgot to add something for next, doesn't matter though, go for eddVRS's idea

[eddVRS]

Linux- gNazty
Mac- itache
MS- Microsoft Politics, Mass-murdering f*ckhead Edition. Optional Cyanide package sold sperrately. Anti-virus patch not available (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler%27s_medical_health)

Next- WMD (weapons of Mass destruction)

/dangnabbit, I missed

[eddVRS]

Windows: Microsoft Employer number 32,614 classification plans and trading strategies department. (

:lolflag:

[PCessna]

Linux- gNazty
Mac- itache
MS- Microsoft Politics, Mass-murdering f*ckhead Edition. Optional Cyanide package sold sperrately. Anti-virus patch not available (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler%27s_medical_health)

Next- WMD (weapons of Mass destruction)

/dangnabbit, I missed
Linux: [gk][kde]Sudo Kill-all
Mac: iBomb
Windows: Microsoft Worthless Windows Defender


Next: foods

[lukjad007]

Mac=iChew
Windows=Fuel for the Body Necessary to increase productivity and pleasure
Linux=Gobble, Krunch

Next, invisibility suits (or devices, or whatever that makes something or someone invisible)

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apple: iCloak
Linux: Ghost/ Koast
Windows: Microsoft invisibility cloak 2008 SP1 (works 30% of the time at best)

Next: Elvis Prestly

[Canis familiaris]

Linux: Gnu Genocide
Mac: iFührer
Windows: Microsoft Employer number 32,614 classification plans and trading strategies department. (sorry, had to do it, the reference was already there)


EDIT: forgot to add something for next, doesn't matter though, go for eddVRS's idea

:lolflag:

[tom66]

Linux: libelvis, libsing, Elvis
Apple: iMakeMoneySinging, iElvis, GarageElvis
Microsoft: Microsoft(R) Windows(TM) Elvis Edition 2009 XP SE CE including Genuine Advantage(TM) and PlusPackV2.a++ (x86) Service Pack 1 Build 2000 Extensions Not Included

Next up, radio buttons (option buttons)

[PCessna]

Linux: libelvis, libsing, Elvis
Apple: iMakeMoneySinging, iElvis, GarageElvis
Microsoft: Microsoft(R) Windows(TM) Elvis Edition 2009 XP SE CE including Genuine Advantage(TM) and PlusPackV2.a++ (x86) Service Pack 1 Build 2000 Extensions Not Included

Next up, radio buttons (option buttons)
Linux: Sudo apply -a
Mac: *close window, no need to do anything*
Windows: WinClickApplyReboot4000TimesAndHopeThatItActaullyA pplys

Next: Drinks

[PCessna]

Linux: Sudo apply -a
Mac: *close window, no need to do anything*
Windows: WinClickApplyReboot4000TimesAndHopeThatItActaullyA pplys

Next: Drinks

*steals*
Mac: iTea
Linux: Sudo tea +sugar -a
Windows: *blinks

Next: Coffee

[misterhead]

Coffee

Linux - Gnu-juice
Mac - iSleep Later
Windows - Microsoft Windows Genuine Crash and Recovery Companion 3:00 a.m. edition

next = drumstick

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apple: iDrum
Linux: headpounder
Windows: Microsoft Drum pounding tool 08

Next: Potatoes

[starcannon]

Apple: iFries
Linux: lib-spud-0.1
Windows: X-Potato

Next: Toe Nail Clippers

[lumix700i]

Linux: nail_clipper-2.02.tar.bz2
Mac: iNail
Windows: Microsoft(tm) Windows(r) Toe Nail Clipper Suite 2008 WinALL - CrAckeD_ Full Version

Next: Heavy metal

[eddVRS]

Linux- GNUMetal
Mac- iDoom
Windows- Cemetery Gates

Next please- Cash Machines (ATMs for you guys/gals over the pond)

[scragar]

Next please- Cash Machines (ATMs for you guys/gals over the pond)

Linux: kash machine
Mac: iBank
Windows: Microsoft automated bank telling and fund transfer system Version 3.2 beta for windows Vista only*.



* Security available extra as a 3rd party application, this is not officially supported and using it may invalidate your right to use said product


Next up: cardboard box

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apple: iBox
Linux: Gnubox, Kbox, Fluxbox :D
Windows: Microsoft cardboard storage unit XP, lid not included

next: Monty Python

[scragar]

Apple: iBox
Linux: Gnubox, Kbox, Fluxbox :D
Windows: Microsoft cardboard storage unit XP, lid not included
I was expecting fluxbox, openbox and blackbox, still. :P

I can't think of a windows one for python(I know, how weird is that?), so I'm gonna let someone else answer it.

[misterhead]

Monty Python

Linux - K-ni-ght

Mac - i-fartinyourgeneraldirection

Windows - Microsoft Windows Mov... invalid codec! Would you like for Windows to search the internet for available codecs?

Yes

Windows was unable to find a suitable codec. Would you like to install a codec from a specific location?

Yes

Browse

Windows Explorer has encountered an error and needs to shut down.

O.K.

Windows has just recovered from a serious error...

Don't Send

IRQ not less than or equal to... Beggining dump of physical Memory.

Yank power cord, kick tower, rent Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, from the nearest video store, on VHS.



next = belt buckle

[eddVRS]

Linux- Monty Python and the quest for the holy IDLE (groan)
Mac- iSurreal
MS- Monty Python and the Life of bill (Despite popular belief, Billy G is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy)

Next up, tell me about the Mafia

[eddVRS]

as I missed, go with this.

next = belt buckle

[markbuntu]

linux-borkle, build 10.6 kernel modules
mac-ibuckle
windows-Windows(c)Enhancement Pack for Pants(c)Security Release Update 734.5

next up
sailboat

[scragar]

next up
sailboat

Linux: GnuSail
Mac: iBoat
Windows: Microsoft Wind Powered Water Craft for Personal use*

* patches for the hole at the back available in SP1, the hole on the port side still has no fix and is a known bug, craft not compatable with salt water.

next up: bus stops

[starcannon]

Linux: ride-server-gtk
Mac: iTransit
Windows: Our users don't want reliable transportation, we have done extensive research into the wants and needs of our users, and have determined for them that they should all buy the Microsoft Xcar360

[RedPandaFox]

Ok, nothing left?

Ok then, Satan

Apple: i Prince.Of.Darkness (i P.O.D)
Linux: anti-Krist
Microsoft: Bill Gates

[scragar]

Ok, nothing left?

Ok then, Satan

Apple: i Prince.Of.Darkness (i P.O.D)
Linux: anti-Krist
Microsoft: Bill Gates

and next is?

[RedPandaFox]

A pet

[scragar]

A pet

Linux: Gnu (who doesn't want a pet wildebeest?)
Mac: iDog
Windows: Microsoft Canine Domestic Creature, for personal use only, license included, you must by a new licence for each young, all MCDCs come pregnant to *(force you to buy lot's of licences)* enhance the experience.

next up torches.

[starcannon]

Linux: gnu-light
Mac: iFlame
Windows: We own the patent on fire, anyone using unlicensed fire will be sued into bankruptcy, MS has spoken.

Coffins

[eriqjaffe]

Linux: Koffin
Mac: iDead
Windows: Microsoft(R) End-Of-Life Policy Container

next: ham sandwich

[use a name]

Linux: hamsandwich
Apple: iEat
MS: MS breakfast (TM)

next: bicycle

[jimi_hendrix]

linux:k-bike
apple:iBicycle
MS: MS bipedal speed machine

[SunnyRabbiera]

I will come up with my own again:

mice (non computer ones)
Apple: iSqueak
Linux: Worlds-smartest-creature
Windows: Microsoft cheese eating rodent, version 1

Next: eggs

[markbuntu]

eggs

linux: ovum
mac: icase
windows: Windows(c)Embryonic Support Envelope(TM)

next: rain

[schauerlich]

Apparently everyone in this thread thinks that all Apple products start with i and all Microsoft products have the word "Edition" and 3 trademark symbols in them.

[use a name]

next: rain
linux: grain
Apple: iWater
MS: MS Dynamic Reoccurring Open Water Network

[scragar]

linux: grain
Apple: iWater
MS: MS Dynamic Reoccurring Open Water Network

can we start remembering to put next on them? please?

[use a name]

Uhoh...

next: forgetting things

[starcannon]

Linux: find
Mac: iForget
Windows:see thumbnail

next: burrito

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apparently everyone in this thread thinks that all Apple products start with i and all Microsoft products have the word "Edition" and 3 trademark symbols in them.

Well we are just poking fun at the traditional naming schemes of Apple and Microsoft, as in "iPod, iTunes, ilife" for apple and "microsoft XP home edition, Microsoft Office 2003 personal edition, Microsoft NT server"
They just ask for it :D

Anyhow for Burrito:
Apple: iBurrito
Linux: Chimichanga
Windows: Microsoft Mexican food container 3.5

Next:
A black hole

[scragar]

Next:
A black hole

Linux: Gnu-Gravity-Well
Mac: iHole (say it fast 5 times :P)
Windows: Microsoft Large Mass Low Size High Gravity Generating Dark Sphere version 1.6 beta

next the number 5 (a hard one for once)

[use a name]

next the number 5 (a hard one for once)
Linux: 5
Apple: i5
MS: MS High Five

next: fish

[tom66]

Linux: gtk-fish
Apple: iSwim, iFish
Microsoft: Microsoft(R) Windows(TM) Genuine Aquarium Advantage Home Edition / Small Business Pack Edition SP3 2008 (build-3056.x86.grandpa)

Next pagination

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apple: iPage
Linux: LayOut!
Windows: Microsoft page layout form 2008 personal edition

next: The answer to life, the universe and everything.

[scragar]

Apple: iPage
Linux: LayOut!
Windows: Microsoft page layout form 2008 personal edition


you do know what pagination is right?(it's the idea of breaking content up onto more than 1 page with next/previous links)

[SunnyRabbiera]

you do know what pagination is right?(it's the idea of breaking content up onto more than 1 page with next/previous links)

Yes I know, its a difficult subject to put into cool sounding names.
I mean iconsecutive numbering to indicate the proper order of the pages doesnt sound as fun.

[one_iota]

next: The answer to life, the universe and everything.

Linux: Apt-get Answers
Apple: iKnow
Microsoft: MS(TM) Genuine Answers 2010 SP 0.1

next: air conditioning

[starcannon]

Linux: Kool
Mac:iCE
Windows: Microsoft Instant Environmental Variable Adjustment Wizard v1.0

next:
tire iron

[use a name]

Linux: sudo apt-get remove tire; sudo apt-get install tire
Apple: iGarage
MS: MS Enterprise Support (http://www.microsoft.com/services/microsoftservices/srv_enterprise.mspx)

next: pacman

[eriqjaffe]

Linux: Tux-Man
Apple: iPac
MS: Pac-Man(TM)*

* - Requires Core 2 Duo/Athlon X2 or better processor, 2GB RAM, NVIDIA 7800 Series, ATI Radeon 1800 Series or better with at least 512MB of dedicated video memory, DirectX 9.0c or DirectX 10, and 6GB of storage space for minimal installation.

next: oak tree

[scragar]

oak tree

Linux: Oak
Mac: iTree
Windows: Microsoft Organic Bark Covered Wood Renewable Wood Source


NEXT: peanut butter and jelly.

[schauerlich]

NEXT: peanut butter and jelly.

Linux: Keanut+Gelly
Mac: Sandwich
Windows: PBJ2k8

Next: Door knob.

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apple: iKnob
Linux: Open-sesame!
Windows: Microsoft Door Knob build 9904 SP1*
*lock not included

Next:
The Olympics

[PCessna]

Apple: iKnob
Linux: Open-sesame!
Windows: Microsoft Door Knob build 9904 SP1*
*lock not included

Next:
The Olympics

Linux: Olympics
Mac: iOlympicGames
Windows: Microsoft Crash-a-lot Olympic games build 4909868968 stability=19%*
Stability not included.

Next: PCessna's Vanilla Tea

[Loaded.len]

Linux: gheater
Apple: WaveMaker
Microsoft: Windows FHE (Food Heating Edition)

Child Carseat

[schauerlich]

Linux: gheater
Apple: WaveMaker
Microsoft: Windows FHE (Food Heating Edition)

Child Carseat

Linux: Karseat
Mac: MobileSeat
Windows: Seat: Child Edition 2008

I've noticed, looking through my Applications folder on OS X, that most OS X apps are some basic noun or Adjective+Noun combination that are somehow related to the function of the program. IRC client is Conversation, video screen capture app is ScreenFlow, picture viewing app is Preview, text editor is TextEdit, etc. There aren't that many iApps. That's sooooo 1990's.

EDIT: I almost forgot. Next: external HD.

[starcannon]

Linux: gnu-drive
Mac: iSpace
Microsoft: Microsoft Windows Fragmented Device Edition H:\

hobby horse

[Loaded.len]

Linux: stiffbox
Apple: iDead
Microsoft: Pine 2.0

Beer

2nd time I've replied to the wrong thread. I'm not usually this dumb....really.

[jimi_hendrix]

Linux: Keg
Apple: iDrink
Microsoft: PREMIUM INTOXICATION LIQUID (in all caps because they think it will taste better)

next Dinosaurs

[lukjad007]

Mac=iDino, iRex
Linux=GRaptor, Killer
Windows=Marketing Dept.

Next=Quick sand

[stinger30au]

Linux - Qsand

Mac - Dnasq

Windows - Ultra premium super fine grainy particles of goodness with bonus lifetime upgrades for a premium price (TM)

next Global Warming

[jimi_hendrix]

Linux - Gwarming
Mac - iWarm
Microsoft- PREMIUM SEAL KILLER AND ICE MELTER DELUXE SERVICE PACK 9.67

and for the microsoft for quicksand i would have said "Windows"

next: babies

[Loaded.len]

Linux: BARC (Recursive acronym...Babies Are Really Cute)
Apple: Applesauce
Microsoft: Future customer who will eventually get fed up and switch to Ubuntu

Antacids

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apple: iTums
Linux: Anti-A
Windows: Microsoft antacid personal edition*
*may induce vomiting

Next:
Chuck Norris

[Diggs808]

Apple: iChuck
Linux: gChuckN/kChuckN
Windows: Microsoft Beard Premium Edition, w/ Fist Add-on Pack

Next: Sex

[lukjad007]

Linux=GEnder
Mac=iDivider
Windows=Distinction of the upper and lower classes based on inteligence and strenth.

Next: Wallpaper (For real walls)

[jimi_hendrix]

linux: kPaper
apple: (doesnt know what this is and gives computer wallpaper)
microsoft: Microsoft Premium Paper that you are garenteed to hate in 2 years

[lukjad007]

Next: Sandpaper

[use a name]

Linux: sandpaper
Apple: iPolish
MS: Toilet paper personal edition

next: Garfield (the cat, you know)

[jimi_hendrix]

linux: fatKat
apple: iEat
microsft: Premium lazy housecat that eats lazonia (spelt that wrong) alot and comments sarcastically service pack i (i for imaginary number to be original)

[misterhead]

Hmmm
I guess the next product is "nothing", so, here goes...

nothing

Linux - K-Nada

Mac - iVoid

Microsoft - Microsoft Windows Virtual Expansion Enhancement Utility *limited Edition* w/ Genuine Advantage Multi-User Functionality and added Zero-Resource Utilization Management (you won't even know it's there)
*"...It's not hardware. It's not software. It's No-Ware."*

Next up... Beer

[Diggs808]

Apple: iDrink with Wheat based add-on Jam Pak
Linux: kBeer/GNUBeer
Windows: Microsoft Windows Vista Service Pack 2, "Just drink this and Vista will work a whole lot better!"

Next: High Definition Television

[lukjad007]

Mac=iSee
Linux=Keye,GView
Win=Optimal Perception Dispensing Automated Family Entertainment System, available in green.
Next=Rope

[Loaded.len]

MAC=iCliffhanger
Linux=R.O.P.E (Rope is an Open Pulling Environment)
Windows=SteelCableLite - 30 day trial crippleware (Not for commericial use)

And now.... lunchbox

[SunnyRabbiera]

Apple: iEat
Linux: Lunch bowx
Windows: Microsoft lunch carry kit service pack 1, thermos not included.

Next: Blood

[eddVRS]

Mac- iCells
Linux- klaret
MS- Microsoft Gaseous Exchange and Waste Removal System for Windows Vista users. (128fl oz, Haemoglobin Service Pack2). NB: Use of non Microsoft approved IV packet injection is in violation of EULA.


Next: Tea-bags

[lukjad007]

Mac: iT
Linux: Gsip, Kbev
Windows: There is no such thing. Drink the water, hacker.
Next: Coffee

[jimi_hendrix]

Mac: iCoffee
Linux: Kaffeen (butchered spelling)
Microsoft: There is no such thing. Drink the water, hacker

next is sushi

[scragar]

Mac: iKizukuri (sushi where the fish is still alive when served)
Linux: Kuai (pretty much a chinese version)
Microsoft: Microsoft Sashimi version 1.3 home premium full licenced edition + Microsoft rice version 2.4 ultimate for business


Next: Medieval torture instruments

[jimi_hendrix]

Mac: iNquisition (as in the spanish inquisition)
Linux: linux would not have one since linux is not evil like that
Microsoft: Windows Vista

next is chuck norris

[lukjad007]

Mac:iChuck
Linux:KillBill, GrillBill
Windows:GPF
Next:alphabet

[billgoldberg]

Mac:iChuck
Linux:KillBill, GrillBill
Windows:GPF
Next:alphabet

Linux: Galphabet, Kalphabet
Windwows: insert cheezy money related word
Mac: invent and stupid word and put an "i" before it

next: bricks

[lukjad007]

Linux: Sorry, we're all out. Here's some water, a cast, an oven, and straw.
Mac:iPhone (Hacked)
Windows: Just about any computer with Vista.
Next: Maxims

[MikeBrown]

Linux: Magnificant Maxim, version .1 (with accessable code to change/rename it to whatever you want)
Mac: iMax
Windows: WinMax (since they seem to just throw "Windows" in front of everything they produce. It would be a program that breaks down until another over-priced "new" version comes out that performs just like the previous)


Next word:
Napkin