Stuck in an elevator

[Mega-G33k]

I got the last post!!!! Yeah!!

EDIT: Awww man, I was too late.

[damis648]

I got the last post!!!! Yeah!!

Sorry, no you didn't. I DID!!! MUAHAHA!!!

[Tim Sharitt]

FREE!!!

HAHAHA!! We're all free! I win! (did I?)

You win a million internets!!!!!11111!!!!1111!!!

[sstusick]

I got the last post bahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaah

[crazyness003]

no i got the last post! Woo hooo!

Whats important is that we got outta here in time for Santa to give presents to anyone west of GMT-1
As for everyone else...sorry!
Oh and also wahts important is the Luk didnt get 1000.
:D h3z g0nn@ k!llz m3 n0W

[Tim Sharitt]

no i got the last post!

I got the last post bahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaah

Actually, you're both wrong. :)

[sstusick]

So are you.

[crazyness003]

So are you.
you're wrong as well
*methinks we started a new game...*
Im the last poster

[dannytatom]

man, i wanted to come in with a picture of jesus as the 1000th post ;(

[crazyness003]

fail
Im still the last one to post

[slinkey1981]

I think we should vow to never do that again.....

[sstusick]

Ok, so the door didn't actually open, right? That must be why we're still standing in here. So maybe the doors will open on the 2,000th floor.

[slinkey1981]

Ok, so the door didn't actually open, right? That must be why we're still standing in here. So maybe the doors will open on the 2,000th floor.

We were lied to again!

*Looks for the OP*

1000th post my bottom!

[crazyness003]

But notice its only us in here...or did everyone transfer to anothe relevator!!!


dun dun duuuuh!

[dannytatom]

where is my baaaaaaabyyyyyyyy!

[damis648]

*walks back into elevator with Krispy Kreme donut*

What are you all still doing here?! I opened the door 16 posts ago!

[crazyness003]

can i haveme a donut? pwease!
I t3h L0V3z KR!$pY Kr3m3

[damis648]

can i haveme a donut? pwease!
I t3h L0V3z KR!$pY Kr3m3

Sure! Got a whole box right here. :popcorn:
*Gives donut to crazyness0003 and passes box around*

[crazyness003]

Hooray Beer~! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imgpC-4JqgU)

[bgs100]

*When damis648 is passing doughnuts around, elevator doors suddenly smash shut*
GASP!!!!

[crazyness003]

*When damis648 is passing doughnuts around, elevator doors suddenly smash shut*
GASP!!!!
AHHH! my ARM!

[jimi_hendrix]

so now were in the stuck in a mall thread that i made or any other ideas?

[crazyness003]

I thought we were doing "I'm the last poster" thread?
It started out okay

*arm begins to bleed binary everywhere*

anyone here a trained internets nurse/doc to help heal my "bit" arm?

[crazyness003]

still bleeding guys

[MikeTheC]

...extinguishes his lightsaber, holsters it, and drops into a meditative Jedi trance...

[crazyness003]

wtf? no ones is t3h help meye bl33dzor @rM?!? RAWR!

Anyway...is this thread solved now...or what?

[Redrazor39]

Bright white light flashes, then the elevator is reset to blank walls, ceiling, floor. We're all stuck again

[sstusick]

I haven't been stuck in the elevator in awhile, so I wanted to come in and see what's up with you guys. What's up?

[Tim Sharitt]

Would everyone please step out of the elevator the doors are now open, Try the mall (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1021367).

[joshmuffin]

"F*** this is stressful"

*pulls a coffee machine out his pocket and makes coffee for EVERYONE*

[crazyness003]

I thought we were gonna start the "Im the last poster" game.
Of course i dont have enough street cred. to pull it off, so someone else should.

And no thank you, i dont drink coffee. I will take beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2S_UOHlueY)

[bgs100]

Moving to teh mall

[crazyness003]

hooray mall! (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1021367)

[rbolio]

*wakes up*


*streches arms*




OH what the doors are opened?

[crazyness003]

yup. unfortunately, we're now stuck in the mall. i just mooned a bunch of people.
Oh and watch out for the masked mall man...(s)hes weird
go here (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1021367)

[theevilhamster]

*wakes up*


*streches arms*




OH what the doors are opened?

*also wakes up and streches arms*

did i miss much?

what is this mall like?

do they have ubuntu laptops with intel core i7s in them?

[sstusick]

bump up the elevator.

[jenkinbr]

The elevator is part of the mall. We use it to go to different levels.

[crazyness003]

no, the elevator is stuck on the ground level of the mall

[sstusick]

The elevator hasn't been bumped in 4 days!

[crazyness003]

who cares. we have bigger fish to fry in the mall

[tarps87]

*imagines big chips to go with the fish*

[smartboyathome]

omg! let the thread die in piece!

*installs anti gravitational field in elevator, therefor getting rid of all who try to post* :P

[Universal344]

Realizes that the elevator is indeed inside the mall and that in five minutes the zombies are going to break through the doors and eat us all.

[crazyness003]

actually, the elevator was shut down. all it is now is a small (normal-sized elevator-ish) room, appended to the larger, infinitely-huge mall. And I agree with smartboyathome, let this thread die in piece..uh, I mean: peace.

[end-o-discussion]

[sstusick]

Let a thread die? This thread? NEVER!!!!

[rbolio]

Runs toward elevator terminal....

sudo shutdown -r 0


here we go again!

[maybeway36]

sudo init 1
ln -s elevator new-elevator
How about we start a new thread?

[jenkinbr]

That would be what the mall is for.

[Universal344]

Um... Ya... Lets see, the second floor of the mall is dominated by my Second Floor Empire filled by zombies, robots, an intel i7 and some hand made destruction. The rest is filled with an abandoned tank, banna peals and a bunch a pizza. Not to mention part of it has been blown up all together.

[crazyness003]

....Not to mention part of it has been blown up all together.

guilty

[jenkinbr]

Um... Ya... Lets see, the second floor of the mall is dominated by my Second Floor Empire filled by zombies, robots, an intel i7 and some hand made destruction. The rest is filled with an abandoned tank, banna peals and a bunch a pizza. Not to mention part of it has been blown up all together.
Correction.

Was dominated by your empire.

But I blew that up.

[crazyness003]

Correction.

Was dominated by your empire.

But I blew that up.
you only blew up the empire...not the second floor. The second floor still existed, but not as whole, since I blew up a sizable section of the mall in order to make moar of that destruction that was thrown into the black hole (thus turning it into a quasar)

[jenkinbr]

Ahh, thanks for clarifying. Lots of action up there.

[crazyness003]

no problem ^_^

[rbolio]

-cocks shutgun-

-presses button for second floor-

Oh yeah.-

[crazyness003]

*continue to the mall thread*
<IMA FIRIN' MAH THREAD-KILLERZ>

[cheapie]

*Walks in*
What's going on? Are you guys having some sort of party in here?
*Pushes button for 1st floor, then pushes door close*
*doors close, elevator does not move*
*looks at floor indicator, sees sign above it*
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/sign-1.jpg

[jenkinbr]

*Walks in*
What's going on? Are you guys having some sort of party in here?
*Pushes button for 1st floor, then pushes door close*
*doors close, elevator does not move*
*looks at floor indicator, sees sign above it*
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/sign-1.jpg
NECROMANCY!!!!!

The elevater was destroyed with the mall, dude. Get over it, we're all in a parking lot now.

[tarps87]

NECROMANCY!!!!!

The elevater was destroyed with the mall, dude. Get over it, we're all in a parking lot now.

Well all but Tomatz

[crazyness003]

bang

[Linux000]

The elevator opens, but you are trampled trying to escape.

[tarps87]

The elevator opens, but you are trampled trying to escape.

The elevator can't open it's been blow to pieces along with the mall, we are now in the car park.

[crazyness003]

parking lot got a'sploded by mod. ohnoes!

[jenkinbr]

No, the parking lot didn't get a'sploded. Our method of getting out of it did.:(