Storytime..

[opr8ive]

Ill begin.. You continue..



Once upon a time, there was a penguin named xut walking through the black Forrest somewhere in germany.. He had too much uptime, and it was getting dark outside, so xut thought he would get some sleep..

After finding a nice covered area to bed down, and decompressing his zipped sleeping bag he discovered......

[kitili]

dident have a pillo, so he decided to....

[tom66]

write a new driver for the latest Microsoft(TM) Pillow(R)...

[Saint Angeles]

but the pillow crashed and xut came down with a virus.

[tom66]

luckily he had an emergency USB stick with DSL on it, so he booted it up and felt much better...

[Nano Geek]

As he lay in bed, he dreamed that he and Bill Gates were fighting over the rights to

[gjoellee]

to use a buddy (which actually is "compiz" in Norwegian) to have the best desktop effects and Bill tried his best with Vista, but didn't have a big success, however he did manage to make something horrible...

[Cygnus]

party!

[ibuclaw]

6am in the morning, dream over. Rise and shine!
Xut cleans his cache, brushes his logs, and sets off out of his home to go to work.
He meets two co-workers at the train station along the way, we later find that they are named apache and php.
They each give a nod of recognition and begin their usual chatter of world domination. Infact, all was going fine, until, that is. Out of the shadows, python bursts into the station with a pant in his breathe, he is being chased by...

[Cygnus]

...C who is kind of jumping after him on one leg (apparently he has shot himself in the foot), but even so he is catching in on python. xut is wondering what to do, after all C is his father.

[gjoellee]

Xut ran to C and stabbed him in the back, the blod was everywhere! Xut become red and suddenly he became the Red Hat that belongs to...