1000 bottles of beer on the wall

[antirem]

Ok.. here is how it works.. you take a beer and pass it around, each time you do you can change a word tho...

So you could change beer to tofu. So that "2 bottles of beer on the wall" change to "2 bottles of tofu on the wall".. you see where this is going...

1000 bottles of beer on the wall 1,000 bottles of beer! Take one down pass em around 999 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Joeb454]

*drinks all the beer*

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[lukjad007]

1000 bottles of Petrol on the wall 1,000 bottles of Petrol! Take one down pass em around 999 bottles of Petrol on the wall!

[Joeb454]

You were meant to do 999 bottles of <something> and take one down :)

[antirem]

999 bottles of Petrol on the grass 999 bottles of Petrol! Take one down pass em around 998 bottles of Petrol on the grass!

[popch]

You were meant to do 999 bottles of <something> and take one down :)

1000 - (Reply# of this post) + 1 bottles of (substance) on the wall;
passing and consuming one leaves
1000 - (Reply# of this post) bottles of (substance) on the wall

Might be correct according to all constraints named in the OP, but does not have quite the desired ring to it, I think.

[chucky chuckaluck]

i saw 'beer' and stopped by to say "hello". good times. carry on.

[steveneddy]

i saw 'beer' and stopped by to say "hello". good times. carry on.

I knew fuscia wouldn't be far behind.

[lukjad007]

You were meant to do 999 bottles of <something> and take one down :)
You drank all the beer. What was I to do but star it off again?