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lukjad007
July 25th, 2008, 12:38 PM
To keep up with the war on flames I have set up this thread. There are only two rules:
1) Keep it clean.
2) Keep it funny.

I'll start it off. (Feel free to change the subject at any time.)

What is the best way to program, with punch cards or with voice recognition software?

forrestcupp
July 25th, 2008, 12:56 PM
Neither. With a Microsoft keyboard in Visual Studio.

Saint Angeles
July 25th, 2008, 01:28 PM
visual studio killed my father

billgoldberg
July 25th, 2008, 01:31 PM
KDE 4 sucks.

Gnome FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

forrestcupp
July 25th, 2008, 01:35 PM
visual studio killed my fatherIf Visual Studio killed your father, it must have been justified. And on a side note, my dad can kick your dad's butt!

KDE 4 sucks.

Gnome FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't argue with that.

LaRoza
July 25th, 2008, 02:11 PM
And on a side note, my dad can kick your dad's butt!

Sean Connery?

R_T_H
July 25th, 2008, 02:26 PM
KDE or GNOME? Pfehh no. Use a WM or Xfce

rune0077
July 25th, 2008, 02:33 PM
To keep up with the war on flames I have set up this thread. There are only two rules:


The war on flames is fictional. It's just a concept the admins and mods invented to keep us all scared and docile. This way, they can justify their own actions simply by claiming they are protection us from flamewars. They are taking away our most basic Internet-forum liberties, pretending it's all for our own good, when obviously it's just a trick to maintain control.

:popcorn:

Tim Sharitt
July 25th, 2008, 03:09 PM
Vim sucks, EMACS FOREVER!!!

angryfirelord
July 25th, 2008, 03:12 PM
Vim sucks, EMACS FOREVER!!!
No, real programmers use cat.

chucky chuckaluck
July 25th, 2008, 03:18 PM
KDE or GNOME? Pfehh no. Use a WM or Xfce

yes to wm, no to xfce. DE's are for slow learners who can't afford a mac.

lukjad007
July 25th, 2008, 04:27 PM
You're all a bunch of weenies! I just tap out binary in morse code on my mother board while programming.

-grubby
July 25th, 2008, 04:49 PM
You're all a bunch of weenies! I just tap out binary in morse code on my mother board while programming.

Butterflies ftw

uberlube
July 25th, 2008, 04:55 PM
The war on flames is fictional. It's just a concept the admins and mods invented to keep us all scared and docile. This way, they can justify their own actions simply by claiming they are protection us from flamewars. They are taking away our most basic Internet-forum liberties, pretending it's all for our own good, when obviously it's just a trick to maintain control.

:popcorn:


When our kids grow up their going to ask us how the War on Flames was won.

lukjad007
July 25th, 2008, 05:00 PM
I think we should code a program in C++ that tests the temperature and automatically shuts down any flame war threads. Of course the program will only work and be able to run at full capacity if coded in C++. Any other language would just be a waste of time and bytes.

schauerlich
July 25th, 2008, 05:14 PM
No, real programmers use cat.

No, real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

uberlube
July 25th, 2008, 05:17 PM
C++ Supremacist

scragar
July 25th, 2008, 05:26 PM
Why does no-one think of the children? Your polluting their minds with this talk of emacs and visual studio. And besides, everyone knows C++ was invented as a joke. http://www.phy.duke.edu/~rgb/Beowulf/c++_interview/c++_interview.html

Trollslayer
July 25th, 2008, 05:28 PM
To keep up with the war on flames I have set up this thread. There are only two rules:
1) Keep it clean.
2) Keep it funny.

I'll start it off. (Feel free to change the subject at any time.)

What is the best way to program, with punch cards or with voice recognition software?

And bring marshmallows :lolflag:

lukjad007
July 25th, 2008, 06:06 PM
C++ Supremacist
Python pleb!

lukjad007
July 25th, 2008, 06:43 PM
Why does no-one think of the children? Your polluting their minds with this talk of emacs and visual studio. And besides, everyone knows C++ was invented as a joke. http://www.phy.duke.edu/~rgb/Beowulf/c++_interview/c++_interview.html
To directly rebuff your accusation:
http://www.research.att.com/~bs/bs_faq.html#IEEE

Original links:

http://www.research.att.com/~bs/bs_faq.html#C-is-better
http://www.research.att.com/~bs/bs_faq.html#why

scragar
July 25th, 2008, 07:07 PM
To directly rebuff your accusation:
http://www.research.att.com/~bs/bs_faq.html#IEEE

Original links:

http://www.research.att.com/~bs/bs_faq.html#C-is-better
http://www.research.att.com/~bs/bs_faq.html#why

you took something in OMG pInK pOnIeS seriously? Do you honestly expect anyone to be serious in the thread designed to be a friendly flame war you geek.

lukjad007
July 25th, 2008, 07:09 PM
GEEK! You say that like it's an insult you NERD!

Joeb454
July 25th, 2008, 07:15 PM
Moved to cafe games :)

And lukjad007, if you think you might be a geek, please see "You know you're a geek when........ (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=86237&page=317)" ;)

Superkoop
July 25th, 2008, 07:17 PM
No, real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

N00b! REAL programmers train their dogs to do it for them.

Joeb454
July 25th, 2008, 07:20 PM
N00b! REAL programmers train their dogs to do it for them.

Actually, a quick google search reveals that real programmers use butterflies (http://xkcd.com/378/)

And if you look REALLY closely you'll find that Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.

Like I said...look REALLY closely (*cough* highlight the last paragraph *cough*)

spupy
July 25th, 2008, 07:48 PM
Actually, a quick google search reveals that real programmers use butterflies (http://xkcd.com/378/)

And if you look REALLY closely you'll find that Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.

I was JUST going to flame you for not reading the alt text! ;) Gah

lukjad007
July 25th, 2008, 07:59 PM
And lukjad007, if you think you might be a geek, please see "You know you're a geek when........ (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=86237&page=317)" ;)

Whether I am a geek or not is not in question, duh-brain. It's that he acted like being a geek is a BAD thing.
(Now had he said I was a SCRIPT KIDDIE...) ;)

spupy
July 25th, 2008, 08:01 PM
Geek<--->Nerd<--->Dork
Good<--->Bad<--->Very bad

Joeb454
July 25th, 2008, 08:05 PM
Geek<--->Nerd<--->Calling a mod duh-brain
Good<--->Bad<--->Very bad

Don't do it again ;)

jpeddicord
July 25th, 2008, 08:08 PM
Geek<--->Nerd<--->Calling a mod duh-brain
Good<--->Bad<--->Very bad

Don't do it again ;)

What, duh-brain?


/me runs to hide

lukjad007
July 25th, 2008, 08:12 PM
Very well oh Dark Dread Lord Joeb454. You are now only referred to in my head as that overinflated ego of a midlife crisis script kiddie.

scragar
July 25th, 2008, 08:28 PM
Geek <---> Nerd <---> dork <---> windows XP user <---> vista user
Good <---> Bad <---> V bad <---> penultimate offense <---> as bad as it get's

Joeb454
July 25th, 2008, 08:41 PM
Very well oh Dark Dread Lord Joeb454. You are now only referred to in my head as that overinflated ego of a midlife crisis script kiddie.

I hope you realise I was joking when I said don't do it again...

smartboyathome
July 25th, 2008, 09:21 PM
Real programmers use emacs, since emacs contains everything they would ever need. :twisted:

forrestcupp
July 25th, 2008, 11:01 PM
no, real programmers use EPROM burners.

amingv
July 25th, 2008, 11:09 PM
Real programmers use emacs, since emacs contains everything they would ever need. :twisted:

pfft! Real programmers make their own editor in binary using a lightbulb switch, and use that until they GOSUB without RETURN.
I mean, you're saving like 30KB of RAM right there, think efficiency man!
(j/k, of course)

panickedthumb
July 26th, 2008, 01:50 AM
The PS3 is for nerds and hardware geeks, the Xbox360 is for jocks and frat boys, the Wii is for kids.

Gnome is restrictive and useless, KDE is too gaudy looking and overwhelms you with options, XFCE has no features, and all the other WM's are for uber-geeks.

java sucks
perl sucks
c++ sucks
the only decent programming language is java
the only decent programming language is perl
the only decent programming language is c++

Linux users have never been on a date and are mouth breathers, Windows users are all idiots, and Mac users are all full of themselves.

The iPhone is the {greatest|worst} thing that Apple has ever put out.

Your mother is so fat {when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house | she has her own gravitational pull | she sat down on Wednesday and knocked Thursday and Friday into the middle of next week}.

/thread

Tim Sharitt
July 26th, 2008, 01:57 AM
Your mother is so fat {when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house | she has her own gravitational pull | she sat down on Wednesday and knocked Thursday and Friday into the middle of next week}.
d

HA! never here that last one before.

Visual Basic is the only REAL programming language.

chucky chuckaluck
July 26th, 2008, 03:34 AM
baboontu is developed by a bunch of chimps.

Saint Angeles
July 26th, 2008, 03:40 AM
visual basic has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

real h@xXor$ use the start menu to do anything.

Canis familiaris
July 26th, 2008, 03:40 AM
%^&$%^#$%^#$%#$%@#%$#$^#$#

dynamethod
July 26th, 2008, 03:43 AM
Windows XP is and always will be much more secure than any linux distro - fact.

Canis familiaris
July 26th, 2008, 04:04 AM
Windows XP is and always will be much more secure than any linux distro - fact.

Windows XP sux.
Windows Vista rox.

Windows Vista FTW.

Tim Sharitt
July 26th, 2008, 04:08 AM
Windows XP sux.
Windows Vista rox.

Windows Vista FTW.

Using Windows Vista kill kittens.

Canis familiaris
July 26th, 2008, 04:32 AM
Using Windows Vista kill kittens.

No Vista rox. It rox. It looks soooooooo good. Aero is sooooooooooo beautiful. Compiz SUX, Aqua SUX. OSX SUX. XP SUX. Linux SUX.
Using Vista will only kill monkeys.

Windows Vista RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss.

Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista
Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista
Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista
Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista
Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista
Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista
Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista
Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista Vista

VISTA RULZ
:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

popch
July 26th, 2008, 06:02 AM
baboontu is developed by a bunch of chimps.

That can't be right. Either you meant 'bamboonto', or it is being developed by baboons, of course.

lukjad007
July 26th, 2008, 06:58 AM
I hope you realise I was joking when I said don't do it again...
I did. ;)

lukjad007
July 26th, 2008, 07:58 AM
The new Automatix is here! Jump for joy! The world is now a better place. Who wants to spend minutes looking in Synaptic or compiling from source to create safe, tight installs? Now spend an hour installing unsafe, badly maintained and badly installed programs easily.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Ultamatix-The-New-Automatix-90801.shtml
The world is now at peace.

Automatix, installing things the Windows way.

forrestcupp
July 26th, 2008, 10:01 AM
The new Automatix is here! Jump for joy! The world is now a better place. Who wants to spend minutes looking in Synaptic or compiling from source to create safe, tight installs? Now spend an hour installing unsafe, badly maintained and badly installed programs easily.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Ultamatix-The-New-Automatix-90801.shtml
The world is now at peace.

Automatix, installing things the Windows way.

What happened to the thread of this that was started in the pink ponies? I can't even find evidence that it was moved.

forrestcupp
July 26th, 2008, 10:03 AM
the Wii is for kids.or those of us who are too poor for the others.

java sucks
perl sucks
c++ sucks
the only decent programming language is java
the only decent programming language is perl
the only decent programming language is c++
Notice that Python wasn't mentioned. Does that mean that it's just assumed to be good, or that it's so bad that it's not even worth discussing?

And I like the "mouth breathers" jab. :)

lukjad007
July 26th, 2008, 11:05 AM
It was moved, and for a while there was a link to here. Here is my screenshot as of 11:07 AM EST.

forrestcupp
July 26th, 2008, 11:32 AM
It was moved, and for a while there was a link to here. Here is my screenshot as of 11:07 AM EST.

No, I'm talking about the thread that was specifically about Ultimatix. In that thread, I half jokingly suggested that maybe it should be merged with this Flame War thread. Now I can't find evidence of the Ultimatix thread.

lukjad007
July 26th, 2008, 11:46 AM
Yeah, I posted on that thread too. IT was moved to here I think.
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=870104&highlight=automatix

forrestcupp
July 26th, 2008, 12:27 PM
Yeah, I posted on that thread too. IT was moved to here I think.
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=870104&highlight=automatix

Thanks. I wonder why there wasn't the standard "moved" link.

chucky chuckaluck
July 26th, 2008, 12:29 PM
That can't be right. Either you meant 'bamboonto', or it is being developed by baboons, of course.

it is right, sparky! besides, don't you mean bamboontu would be developed by pandas, by your logic?

lukjad007
July 26th, 2008, 12:38 PM
Puns are the best and highest form of humour, are the not?

popch
July 26th, 2008, 12:40 PM
it is right, sparky! besides, don't you mean bamboontu would be developed by pandas, by your logic?

That's kind of lolo - lopsided logic. By that logic, the primary diet of chimps would have to be baboons.

Superkoop
July 26th, 2008, 02:34 PM
Puns are the best and highest form of humour, are the not?

No, they are not, the best and ultimate form of humor is sarcasm.

BTW.
Programming is for dorks. Not like being a dork is a bad thing...
Sports are stupid.
Blondes have more fun.
aMSN is the best MSN client.
MySpace and Facebook both suck, even though I use them both.
Leaves are better than needles.
Hugs rock.
Phones are dumb.
Cars are an old technology that need to be replaced.
Alternative rock is the best, and country music sucks.
And, I'm better looking than each and every one of you, and I don't even need to know what you all look like, I just plain know.

scragar
July 26th, 2008, 02:45 PM
Puns are the best and highest form of humour, are the not?

No, they are not, the best and ultimate form of humor is sarcasm.

slapstick's best, and who are you calling a nerd?

panickedthumb
July 26th, 2008, 04:23 PM
or those of us who are too poor for the others.

Notice that Python wasn't mentioned. Does that mean that it's just assumed to be good, or that it's so bad that it's not even worth discussing?

And I like the "mouth breathers" jab. :)
actually I just somehow forgot about python... and somehow managed to forget about vim vs. emacs. WTF? Where is my mind.

chucky chuckaluck
July 26th, 2008, 04:48 PM
That's kind of lolo - lopsided logic. By that logic, the primary diet of chimps would have to be baboons.

chimps are nasty little ****ers. no wonder they're so close to us genetically.

lukjad007
July 26th, 2008, 06:51 PM
slapstick's best, and who are you calling a nerd?
Only YOU!

scragar
July 26th, 2008, 07:26 PM
Listen, just 'cos your too big a DORK to actualy respond to any arguments on any level above "because I say so" doesn't mean you have any right of attack me.

(all good natured fun right, this is the flamy war thread, I don't mean any of it. Just to make sure you know that.)

lukjad007
July 28th, 2008, 12:52 PM
You're a DOUBLE DORK. So THERE!
(Understood, looser;)

lukjad007
July 28th, 2008, 12:56 PM
Oh, By the way, I LIKE the colour of Pink Ponies. I think we should keep it.

imronak
July 28th, 2008, 01:02 PM
Bikhari hui zulfon na hatao rukh se,
Zanjeer mein kaidei hai nikal jaega :lolflag:

lukjad007
July 28th, 2008, 01:11 PM
*Blink*

sydbat
July 28th, 2008, 01:45 PM
Pink is for weenies!

scragar
July 28th, 2008, 02:38 PM
@ sydbat is that a cat in your avatar? Cos it looks like some sort of mutant creature from an 80's horror.

@ lukjad007 pink is a horrible colour and I'm surprised anyone with working eyes can claim to like it. oh, and some numpty wrote the wordTHEREin full caps, you don't happen to know the fool do ya? Cos they kinda left their brains in kindergarten.

LinuxRocks713
July 28th, 2008, 02:46 PM
Oh, By the way, I LIKE the colour of Pink Ponies. I think we should keep it.

Then go to:

http://www.anti-pink.com/protest/lukjad007-is-stupid/

lukjad007
July 29th, 2008, 11:16 AM
Okay, you really made me mad. I will now only post in pink.

Helios1276
July 29th, 2008, 03:28 PM
Linux is only free if your time is worthless

schauerlich
July 29th, 2008, 03:30 PM
Linux is only free if your time is worthless

Then why are you on the internet?



(yes, I know it was parody.)

Helios1276
July 29th, 2008, 03:34 PM
Then why are you on the internet?



(yes, I know it was parody.)

I'm working on my Vista wallpaper blog :guitar:

use a name
July 29th, 2008, 03:36 PM
Linux is only free if your time is worthless

Well, then MS products are free if your money, your hardware AND your time is worthless.

Helios1276
July 29th, 2008, 03:40 PM
Well, then MS products are free if your money, your hardware AND your time is worthless.

No, Those products cost money stupid.

flytripper
July 29th, 2008, 03:43 PM
Lol@ you fools

lukjad007
July 29th, 2008, 03:44 PM
Vista is only free in that you get to absolve yourself from all responsibility in any errors that may occur. If something goes wrong, you have the right to send it off to the tech and have him "fix" it. It doesn't matter what it is, even a simple problem with the monitor settings, you payed $499 for it and by gum you won't be the one to fix it.

Helios1276
July 29th, 2008, 03:47 PM
Vista is only free in that you get to absolve yourself from all responsibility in any errors that may occur. If something goes wrong, you have the right to send it off to the tech and have him "fix" it. It doesn't matter what it is, even a simple problem with the monitor settings, you payed $499 for it and by gum you won't be the one to fix it.

Your just being cheap

use a name
July 29th, 2008, 03:47 PM
No, Those products cost money stupid.

But not caring about money does not mean your hardware and/or time don't deserve better (in case these aren't worthless). There you go, everything is relative, even being stupid. :roll:

lukjad007
July 29th, 2008, 04:07 PM
Your just being cheap

The politically correct and POLITE term is frugal. And BTW you have a brain the size of a gnat's.

scragar
July 29th, 2008, 04:15 PM
The politically correct and POLITE term is frugal. And BTW you have a brain the size of a gnat's.

And the nucleus of an amoeba is larger than your brain, people do not point that out.


Anyway, the greatest OS is Mac OS 2, anything after that is rubbish.

lukjad007
July 29th, 2008, 04:25 PM
Ah, yes. Macs. Simplicity for the simple minded. So you!

use a name
July 29th, 2008, 04:32 PM
Rather simple minded than single-minded.

lukjad007
July 29th, 2008, 04:39 PM
Hey! I'm not knocking the Macs. It takes a lot of hard work to make and market a bunch of simplicity that can fit in an envelope and nothing else. My computer is not as good as that. With Windows installed, it couldn't do anything and it was the size of my torso. Yay Macs!

scragar
July 29th, 2008, 04:39 PM
Ah, yes. Macs. Simplicity for the simple minded. So you!

OS2 was a fantasic OS, and don't you forget it. Where else can you have over 30kb of ram?

lisati
July 29th, 2008, 04:42 PM
OS2 was a fantasic OS, and don't you forget it. Where else can you have over 30kb of ram?
Even the 1kb on my first hand-held was great!

lukjad007
July 29th, 2008, 04:44 PM
I now look in my crystal ball for answers. I see... light... and the letter "L" along with a black and white flightless bird... the image goes cloudy. Were you able to guess the answer?

scragar
July 29th, 2008, 04:44 PM
I'm in agreement with gate's, who'll ever need more than 640kb of RAM? Not me.

lukjad007
July 29th, 2008, 04:45 PM
Macs. They're the cause of it all.

scragar
July 29th, 2008, 04:47 PM
flightless bird, L, black and white?

That's obvious, it's the Lord Howe Woodhen on my mum's TV.

lukjad007
July 29th, 2008, 04:51 PM
Don't DO that! I snorted hot tea all over my keyboard. Ow! (But still, very, very funny.)

gjoellee
July 29th, 2008, 04:51 PM
A friend told me: "I prefer Windows because there is much more software for Windows"
I answered: "Yes if you include the anti virus software"
Windows, what are you gonna do about it!?

lukjad007
July 29th, 2008, 04:53 PM
Using your sig as a post. Pitiful.

Helios1276
July 29th, 2008, 07:24 PM
The politically correct and POLITE term is frugal. And BTW you have a brain the size of a gnat's.

Not the size of the boat..motion in the ocean..etc

powerpleb
July 29th, 2008, 07:40 PM
A friend told me: "I prefer Windows because there is much more software for Windows"
I answered: "Yes if you include the anti virus software"
Windows, what are you gonna do about it!?

Does your avatar have a visible *****?

lukjad007
July 30th, 2008, 02:24 PM
Does the term "Jaw dropping" ring any bells genius?!? As in what is in your mouth that is just on top of your jaw?

sydbat
July 30th, 2008, 02:58 PM
Y'know...I have no idea what you say in your posts lukjad007 because I just can't read things in pink...not that I'm colour blind or anything...just can't read your pink...posts...

lukjad007
July 30th, 2008, 03:29 PM
You can't read this? COOL! Now I can dis you without backlash. sydbat can't read. sydbat smells! sydbat is not able to find his way out of a paper bag. sydbat works for M$... OK that was a little too harsh. ;)

Nano Geek
July 30th, 2008, 03:43 PM
HA! YOU gUys NO Nothng about flame warS!!!!

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=606055

;)

blazercist
July 30th, 2008, 04:44 PM
$+fu n00b! U r n0 n0th1n d@+ +hr34d r g4r3@g3!!!!!1!one!!1

Resident Troll r pR0f3$$10n4L @ +r011iN9 gj 12+ !!11!o1n1e!

Lollers its been a long time since I've used the 1337 $p34k.

lukjad007
August 4th, 2008, 03:00 PM
Wow! You can hit random keys on your keyboard and kinda form words! Three cheers for the infinitely random infinite monkey!

scragar
August 4th, 2008, 03:40 PM
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oi pinky
leave him alone, he's way more leet that you'll ever be
Oh, purple ponies are better than pink so STFU

use a name
August 4th, 2008, 04:43 PM
Shouldn't you be escaping some of these?

jimi_hendrix
August 4th, 2008, 08:58 PM
1337 $pe@k f+\/\/

lukjad007
August 6th, 2008, 03:54 PM
Whatever. And to all windowz fan boys, here is a testimonial picture for you.

scragar
August 6th, 2008, 04:03 PM
Whatever. And to all windowz fan boys, here is a testimonial picture for you.

nah, there's no windows in that house, they must've ripped it out to install that linux rubbish all you soulless nerds keep going on about, Unix ftw.

AYBABTU = All Your Boxes Are Belong To Unix

lukjad007
August 6th, 2008, 06:00 PM
Shows what YOU know. They tried to install windows and failed and in the process trashed the house.

Superkoop
August 6th, 2008, 11:32 PM
...yeah well you're all ugly.

tom66
August 7th, 2008, 07:01 AM
Your mom.

(I just had to add that)

jimi_hendrix
August 7th, 2008, 08:14 PM
The war on flames is fictional. It's just a concept the admins and mods invented to keep us all scared and docile. This way, they can justify their own actions simply by claiming they are protection us from flamewars. They are taking away our most basic Internet-forum liberties, pretending it's all for our own good, when obviously it's just a trick to maintain control.

:popcorn:

explain???

powerpleb
August 8th, 2008, 07:53 AM
The war on flames is fictional. It's just a concept the admins and mods invented to keep us all scared and docile.

You're a hater aren't you!?

billgoldberg
August 8th, 2008, 09:36 AM
http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/categories/HelenLovejoy_t630.jpg

lukjad007
August 8th, 2008, 01:31 PM
That's stupid.

scragar
August 8th, 2008, 03:06 PM
who cares about penguin powered anymore, kitten powered is where it's at.

Superkoop
August 8th, 2008, 09:08 PM
You're a dork, kitties are too cute to pass up the penguin.

scragar
August 8th, 2008, 09:14 PM
You're a dork, kitties are too cute to pass up the penguin.

look, tux needs a Mc Job, the kitten glows from radiation, just like a certain super hero (http://www.geekcoefficient.com/blog/images/green_lantern.jpg), produces electric, just like another hero (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Black_lightning_nowlan.jpg) which is better?

Superkoop
August 8th, 2008, 09:16 PM
Superheros are lame, I'm the only one allowed to be super.

Tux.Ice
August 9th, 2008, 08:00 AM
Super Lame?

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 08:17 AM
Bravo Tux.Ice!

Canis familiaris
August 9th, 2008, 08:20 AM
$%&^%#*@%#*@%#^#@^$#

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 08:45 AM
How verbose, Anurag_panda.

smartboyathome
August 9th, 2008, 10:51 AM
Lukjad, go on eBay and buy the next life that is about to sell. Stop being kind and get a backbone. :twisted:

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 10:52 AM
Sorry smartboyathome, it doesn't come in my model.

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 10:53 AM
The politeness chip my Mom installed in my cannot be removed either. Sorry!

Superkoop
August 9th, 2008, 12:17 PM
You mean your mom can install things? Last time I checked, she only had hooves.
Although I must say, a hoof pwns paws.

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 02:27 PM
Superkoop, you are mixing up my teachers and my mother. That is an offense punishable by DEATH. (Fortunately for you I am in a lenient mood. You are only banned from this thread.)

Superkoop
August 9th, 2008, 03:27 PM
You would kill someone for mixing up your mom and your teacher? Well, it's an honest mistake, your mom just has paws...

:P

smartboyathome
August 9th, 2008, 03:30 PM
Superkoop, where are your flame war manners? You don't talk about other people's mothers, unless you want to be like crackpot Bush that is. If so, go live with his turkey, you are of that standard. :p

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 04:02 PM
superkoop, where are your flame war manners? You don't talk about other people's mothers, unless you want to be like crackpot bush that is. If so, go live with his turkey, you are of that standard. :p
+1

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 04:18 PM
your all baboons.

And lukjad007 has stopped writing in pink, finaly. Took her long enough.

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 04:38 PM
Well, I figured that, ya know, it's like, ma girl palls and me were chattin' on tha phone the other day and she said that, like, MJ likes girls that are into, like, purple and not, like, pink, and that, like, JK liked girls that liked pink and I said Gag me with a spoon, and I was like, OMG I gotta stop the pink so I just quit is, ya know?

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 04:48 PM
Well, I figured that, ya know, it's like, ma girl palls and me were chattin' on tha phone the other day and she said that, like, MJ likes girls that are into, like, purple and not, like, pink, and that, like, JK liked girls that liked pink and I said Ga me with a spoon, and I was like, OMG I gotta stop the pink so I just quit is, ya know?

no, I don't know, I have no idea what half of that is supposed to say, it appears to be written in a language similar to english, but without any grammar or correct spelling....

And your still a baboon pinky.

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 04:59 PM
That's called, like, gurl English. Ya really should spend time with ya, gf, ya know? I mean, like, if y'all can't unnerstan' us, how'r we, like s'posed to, like talk about our feelings? Don't you ever have this overwhelming wish to, like, talk about your deapest, innermost, secret feelings? If ya don't you'll just keep holding it in and it'll just get bottled up like a bad cramp. Then ya'll have ta go for therapy and pay money that could otherwhise be spent on ya wife. And ya wife will feel left out and will miss you and pine away 'cause she don't know that you love her and she'll get sick and sick people get cancer more often an' OMG YOUR GOING TO GIVE YOUR WIFE CANCER IF YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINS NOW!
I sense that you have some anger issues. Tell me about them.

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 05:19 PM
That's called, like, gurl English. Ya really should spend time with ya, gf, ya know? I mean, like, if y'all can't unnerstan' us, how'r we, like s'posed to, like talk about our feelings? Don't you ever have this overwhelming wish to, like, talk about your deapest, innermost, secret feelings? If ya don't you'll just keep holding it in and it'll just get bottled up like a bad cramp. Then ya'll have ta go for therapy and pay money that could otherwhise be spent on ya wife. And ya wife will feel left out and will miss you and pine away 'cause she don't know that you love her and she'll get sick and sick people get cancer more often an' OMG YOUR GOING TO GIVE YOUR WIFE CANCER IF YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINS NOW!
I sense that you have some anger issues. Tell me about them.

I havn't heard anyone talk like that since I watched one of the heroes parodies(where clair was "all like, ew, blood red is so totaly not her colour"), I have never heard anyone talk like that in real life. Do such people even exist, because I'm sure at some point they must have killed themselves, trying to dry their hair in the shower or something.


And your a nasty, horrible person pinky. :D

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 05:45 PM
Bombdigity, expressing emotions! I'm, like, soooo totally amped to, like, help you. Most people would be all, like, "Bag Your Face! You Barf Me Out" But, like, I think that is sooooo Bogus. Now, ya have ta talk about what ya gonna do with ya emotions. Now, most think that, like, emotions are, like, supposed to be hidden. But there just Crunchy. You keep one jawin'. If someone starts to dis you, don't have a cow. Just, chill and go away. Ya gotta freeup on heart to live in the now.

Superkoop
August 9th, 2008, 06:26 PM
Superkoop, where are your flame war manners? You don't talk about other people's mothers, unless you want to be like crackpot Bush that is. If so, go live with his turkey, you are of that standard. :p

Turkeys? At least I don't have some crazy turkey fetish like luk and you must obviously have.

Cows FTW! They taste better! :shock:

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 06:34 PM
Bombdigity, expressing emotions! I'm, like, soooo totally amped to, like, help you. Most people would be all, like, "Bag Your Face! You Barf Me Out" But, like, I think that is sooooo Bogus. Now, ya have ta talk about what ya gonna do with ya emotions. Now, most think that, like, emotions are, like, supposed to be hidden. But there just Crunchy. You keep one jawin'. If someone starts to dis you, don't have a cow. Just, chill and go away. Ya gotta freeup on heart to live in the now.

did you get dropped on your head a few too many times as a baby?

Anyway, no-one cares what you have to say, everyone other than me is too busy watching to the teletubies, and I can't work out if you just need a shrink or if your too far gone already. All good anyway :P.

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 06:49 PM
Like, Really! Don't be such a goober. You can be so Grodie when you show your emotions. You, like, really, need to chill. I don't mean to be like, Harsh or anythang but, seriously, don't be a Hoser. Like, don't go house on me! I know that emotion telling is, like hard for a dude but so don't go K-RAD on me. Narbo, ya just gagged me out the door.

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 06:52 PM
And on that note, the valley girl spontaneously combusts, never to be seen again, we, like, hope.

o.0 This does, like, not bode well.

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 06:55 PM
Like, Really! Don't be such a goober. You can be so Grodie when you show your emotions. You, like, really, need to chill. I don't mean to be like, Harsh or anythang but, seriously, don't be a Hoser. Like, don't go house on me! I know that emotion telling is, like hard for a dude but so don't go K-RAD on me. Narbo, ya just gagged me out the door.

like stop using the word like every few words like some sort of like obsessed loonie with the word like tatooed on his back or something like a nerd.
and your like totaly wrong, I show my emotions like spiderman cracks jokes, ironman uses technology and wolverine uses the word "Bub".

Like you care anyway, your too obessess watching Saved by the Bell: the New Class like some sort of 60's retro freak.

zxscooby
August 9th, 2008, 06:56 PM
You insensitive clod!!!
I have a phd a ms and a bs in the subject and i think i know
a little of what i am talking about.
Maybe if you took the time to drop your chauvinistic attitude
you would be able to accept my ideas as your own!

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 06:56 PM
scragar banned for insulting a now combusted woman.

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 07:03 PM
You insensitive clod!!!
I have a phd a ms and a bs in the subject and i think i know
a little of what i am talking about.
Maybe if you took the time to drop your chauvinistic attitude
you would be able to accept my ideas as your own!

Shut up until your spoken to like a good little child.

As for pinky, you need to work on your emoting, actions go inside starts like this:
* watches as the girl with an IQ lower than the number of letters in the word "like" slowly burns to death thanks to a diet of high sugar low fat foods *

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 07:16 PM
scragar you Fool! You killed her!

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 07:22 PM
scragar you Fool! You killed her!

I killed no-one, if she couldn't handle an smart convo she shouldn't have been on teh intarwebs, everyone, their dog, grandmother and 3 out of 4 cats know that.

lukjad007
August 9th, 2008, 07:24 PM
So you're the one with the supergenius friend named Everyone.

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 07:28 PM
So you're the one with the supergenius friend named Everyone.

actualy it's a neighbour.


And your still a baboon.

zxscooby
August 9th, 2008, 07:29 PM
Accept my ideas!!!
I am backing them up with large amounts of facts
copied from Wikipedia.
Stop trying to voice a differing opinion because
you are wrong!
my avatar is a picture of a famous thinker so i am smart.

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 07:31 PM
Accept my ideas!!!
I am backing them up with large amounts of facts
copied from Wikipedia.
Stop trying to voice a differing opinion because
you are wrong!
my avatar is a picture of a famous thinker so i am smart.

...?

Who are you again?

zxscooby
August 9th, 2008, 07:48 PM
i thought this was a flame war.

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 07:51 PM
i thought this was a flame war.

it was, but you don't appear to be flaming, and I don't recognise you, so I was asking.


You monkeys rear. :P

zxscooby
August 9th, 2008, 07:58 PM
I am here all the time but mostly later in the evening you
inflamed hemroid. Why dont you get your facts right.



by the way nice to meet you.

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 08:04 PM
I am here all the time but mostly later in the evening you
inflamed hemroid. Why dont you get your facts right.
oh, I'm so sorry you puss filled pile of waste from a failed government venture into urea recycling.

by the way nice to meet you.
And you.

zxscooby
August 9th, 2008, 08:05 PM
turkey teets

scragar
August 9th, 2008, 08:20 PM
bestiality midget granny clown pr0n lover.

lukjad007
August 10th, 2008, 08:09 AM
You are all, like, too gross for words. Barf Me OUT!

Canis familiaris
August 15th, 2008, 01:34 PM
Lets start flaming again! :twisted:

lukjad007
August 15th, 2008, 02:45 PM
Why should we, punk?

Canis familiaris
August 15th, 2008, 04:06 PM
Gedit FTW!
Using Vim and Emacs kills kittens.

lukjad007
August 15th, 2008, 04:44 PM
What does that have to so with ANYTHING you bubble headed baboon?

scragar
August 15th, 2008, 04:51 PM
Pinky, you poopy head, don't call him names, he's got panda in his name, he knows kung fu, he'll proberly kick your lardy rear into wednesday next week.

Canis familiaris
August 15th, 2008, 04:51 PM
lukjad007 you are an Ogging (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogging) Octopus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus) and you can quote me for that.

lukjad007
August 15th, 2008, 04:53 PM
What?!? An insult to my person?!? You low down cross-eyed two bit son of a serpent! I'll see your back flayed to shreds for this!

Canis familiaris
August 15th, 2008, 04:59 PM
What? A threat to me. You crooning crow.

lukjad007
August 15th, 2008, 05:04 PM
I couldn't care less what you think of me you gutless excuse for a dead, worm infested sloth.

Canis familiaris
August 15th, 2008, 05:09 PM
I dont know what are you talking about you : Xenophobic X-Ray Fish.

lukjad007
August 15th, 2008, 05:14 PM
Look you flat footed floundering flounder, if I see your face around this here thread one more time, I will show you the true meaning of fear.

Canis familiaris
August 15th, 2008, 05:27 PM
Look you flat footed floundering flounder, if I see your face around this here thread one more time, I will show you the true meaning of fear.

Show it then. You Capricious Cactus. Show me ..NOW
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH.....:evil:

lukjad007
August 15th, 2008, 05:52 PM
Do things on YOUR schedule? I think not.

use a name
August 15th, 2008, 05:55 PM
I put my money on the stupid one.

lukjad007
August 15th, 2008, 05:58 PM
But, do you know the address of Anurag_panda?

use a name
August 15th, 2008, 06:39 PM
First, lets see who wins this bitch-fight.

starcannon
August 16th, 2008, 04:39 AM
Whatever. And to all windowz fan boys, here is a testimonial picture for you.

least it's still secure, see the big lock on the door.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 04:50 AM
While Windows may not be the safest platform, it'll still prevail as long as linux does not come up with better strategy than just following MS. What new technology has linux brought forth? While MS keeps innovating, all linux can showcase is Compiz... :roll: Apart from that: linux really should sport a decent development tool. Anything that comes close to Visual Studio will be a big step forward. Do you want your platform to be used? First make it accessable to programmers. ](*,)

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 04:54 AM
While MS keeps innovating

Lol, your funneh.

http://www.mcmillan.cx/innovation.html

:D

starcannon
August 16th, 2008, 04:56 AM
While Windows may not be the safest platform, it'll still prevail as long as linux does not come up with better strategy than just following MS. What new technology has linux brought forth? While MS keeps innovating, all linux can showcase is Compiz... :roll: Apart from that: linux really should sport a decent development tool. Anything that comes close to Visual Studio will be a big step forward. Do you want your platform to be used? First make it accessable to programmers. ](*,)

This is an example of a MS shill. You sir are a liar and a fat mouth, you come from a long line of liars and fat mouths, of which you sir are the worst!

*takes off glove and smacks use a name with it, and challenges "Water Pistols At Dawn foul foe!"*

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 05:43 AM
But, do you know the address of Anurag_panda?

If you are so interested here is the way to reach me:

On August 31, go to King Cross and go to Platform Nine and Three Quarters
Board the Hogwarts Express and reach Hogwarts Castle.
Then ask anyone about me and they'll point you to the Forbidden Forest.

I am waiting for you,
<insert evil laughter here />

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 06:23 AM
Lol, your funneh.

http://www.mcmillan.cx/innovation.html

:D

Well, clearly they have the power to innovate indeed. Imagine where we would have been if they had not. We'd still be on black/green terminals. It's combining these tiny, incomplete bits into one big, solid, state of the art system that is the most difficult job.

Besides, if you ever want to blame MS for putting out crap, then it's the fault of these incapable companies. Of course, they had great ideas, but their complete lack of skill to make something out of it is unheard of. No wonder they were for sale. :roll:

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 06:25 AM
it's not inovation from them, it's inovation from others that they "obtained", they are inotive in ways of IP theft if that's what you meant.

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 06:29 AM
Thank you, Anurag_panda, for offering to let me tun into a poll and make a fool of myself in public, I shall remember that. However, we are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can't think what anybody sees in them.

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 06:33 AM
it's not inovation from them, it's inovation from others that they "obtained", they are inotive in ways of IP theft if that's what you meant.

You Quacking Duck, How DARE you insult the most greatest and holy empire Microsoft and their Godly Windows operating system!

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 06:33 AM
@scragar:

Learn to read mate! That's what I said. Someone's got to do the dirty job. Go ahead, blame them for being 'unethical', but remember the days before they did. That's where we'd be stuck. There's no innovation from, or used by, other OSes. By combining these efforts, and paying good money for it too, MS has made these technologies available. Would be a shame if tool A only ran on system X, tool B only on system Y and tool C only on system Z, right? Noone would bother using any of the tools or systems, as the purpose is sooo little.

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 06:34 AM
Thank you, Anurag_panda, for offering to let me tun into a poll and make a fool of myself in public, I shall remember that. However, we are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can't think what anybody sees in them.
The WAAAAAAR beginssssssssssss....

/me takes out a dynamite and throws it towards lukjad007.

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 06:35 AM
You Quacking Duck, How DARE you insult the most greatest and holy empire Microsoft and their Godly Windows operating system!

I wasn't insulting anything, I was stating fact.

Oh, and OS2 is still the greatest OS ever, who cares about bloatware crash-scripts that M$ turns out.

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 06:36 AM
I wasn't insulting anything, I was stating fact.

Oh, and OS2 is still the greatest OS ever, who cares about bloatware crash-scripts that M$ turns out.

/me gets angry

/me takes another dynamite and throws it over to scragar.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 06:45 AM
This is an example of a MS shill. You sir are a liar and a fat mouth, you come from a long line of liars and fat mouths, of which you sir are the worst!

*takes off glove and smacks use a name with it, and challenges "Water Pistols At Dawn foul foe!"*
Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you for your very mature reaction. Let's hope that's not typical for the anti-MS lobby, although this does not bode well.

Let's see how KWaterPistol holds againt MS Tidal Wave.

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 06:56 AM
Grabs the dynamite. Realizes that Anurag_panda has not lit the fuse. Lights it and tosses it back to Anurag_panda. Dubs this the new *Ninja Behind a Bush* Thread.

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 07:00 AM
Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you for your very mature reaction. Let's hope that's not typical for the anti-MS lobby, although this does not bode well.

Let's see how KWaterPistol holds againt MS Tidal Wave.

KWaterPistol fires less water, but it can do so faster without having to dismantle it to upgrade the water tank, and it refills far quicker, uses less space, is more accurate. the MS Tidal Wave by comparison requires 3 licenses for it's use(one for the water, one for the pistol, and 1 for the right to use the 2 together), takes 2 minutes to shoot and is likely to break before you can fire it.

I'd go for the OS2 water pistol though, it's called a bucket, it fires faster than all competitors and is very simple to use. :P

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 07:00 AM
Grabs the dynamite. Realizes that Anurag_panda has not lit the fuse. Lights it and tosses it back to Anurag_panda. Dubs this the new *Ninja Behind a Bush* Thread.

The dynamite has not yet exploded. /me catches it and throws it towards lukejad007 and while falling it explodes.

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 07:10 AM
Sadly for the passing bird, it blows the bird to bits. This infuriates the other birds as this bird that was blown up was a popular bird, and so all the other birds attack Anurag_panda.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 07:12 AM
KWaterPistol fires less water, but it can do so faster without having to dismantle it to upgrade the water tank, and it refills far quicker, uses less space, is more accurate. the MS Tidal Wave by comparison requires 3 licenses for it's use(one for the water, one for the pistol, and 1 for the right to use the 2 together), takes 2 minutes to shoot and is likely to break before you can fire it.

I'd go for the OS2 water pistol though, it's called a bucket, it fires faster than all competitors and is very simple to use. :P

So, just wait till MS Tidal Wave fires and you're gone. In the mean time, have fun with KWaterPistol while I do something usefull while Tidal Wave loads, instead of repeatedly doing the same yourself with minimal result. :roll: That's what it all comes down to: the system that does the work for the user and not vice versa.

I actually have an original OS2 package here, but so far it wouldn't load on anything. Maybe I'll give it another try some day, but so far it was pretty disappointing.

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 07:23 AM
So, just wait till MS Tidal Wave fires and you're gone. In the mean time, have fun with KWaterPistol while I do something usefull while Tidal Wave loads, instead of repeatedly doing the same yourself with minimal result. :roll: That's what it all comes down to: the system that does the work for the user and not vice versa.

meh, if I wanted a hose pipe I'd buy a hose pipe, if I want a water pistol I'd buy a water pistol, advartising a hose pipe with a water tank the size of germany means nothing to me, so I'll stick to the real water pistol. besides, I don't have to sign contracts saying that if I get whiplash after the pistol explodes I don't have a case to sue. :P

I actually have an original OS2 package here, but so far it wouldn't load on anything. Maybe I'll give it another try some day, but so far it was pretty disappointing.

yeah, lot's of idiots say that

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 07:27 AM
Sadly for the passing bird, it blows the bird to bits. This infuriates the other birds as this bird that was blown up was a popular bird, and so all the other birds attack Anurag_panda.

/me has a musical instrument which controls birds. /me play it and directs the birds to attack lukjad007. In the meantime /me throws another dynamide towards lukjad007.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 07:28 AM
meh, if I wanted a hose pipe I'd buy a hose pipe, if I want a water pistol I'd buy a water pistol, advartising a hose pipe with a water tank the size of germany means nothing to me, so I'll stick to the real water pistol. besides, I don't have to sign contracts saying that if I get whiplash after the pistol explodes I don't have a case to sue. :P
So, what you are saying is that you rather have the black/green terminal thing than a system with a lot of tools that are up to the job?
yeah, lot's of idiots say that
Say what? That they have the package?

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 07:35 AM
So, what you are saying is that you rather have the black/green terminal thing than a system with a lot of tools that are up to the job?the job is getting each other wet, not bowling people over with a torrent of water stronger than the incredible hulk on steroids.
Say what? That they have the package?
no, that they can't figure it out, OS2 rocks :P

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 07:41 AM
the job is getting each other wet, not bowling people over with a torrent of water stronger than the incredible hulk on steroids.
Are you saying that, while Windows bundles the computers capacities to forces of unimaginable strength, linux, mac and/or OS2 reduce them to nothing?
no, that they can't figure it out, OS2 rocks :P
Yeah, I never figured out why it did not install. Maybe that's because it crashed?

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 07:46 AM
Are you saying that, while Windows bundles the computers capacities to forces of unimaginable strength, linux, mac and/or OS2 reduce them to nothing?[quote]no, I'm saying that they confused the needs of people who want a power washer with people who want to play with water in the summer, the thing has a power setting that does go below comatose ffs, it's not a toy, it's a murder implement.
[quote]
Yeah, I never figured out why it did not install. Maybe that's because it crashed?

hey, it doesn't crash, they are specially designed freezes of the device state to reduce damage due to bad software, it's for your own protection.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 07:52 AM
Are you saying that, while Windows bundles the computers capacities to forces of unimaginable strength, linux, mac and/or OS2 reduce them to nothing?no, I'm saying that they confused the needs of people who want a power washer with people who want to play with water in the summer, the thing has a power setting that does go below comatose ffs, it's not a toy, it's a murder implement.
Ok, don't lose the meaning of the metaphore. When you seriously want to use the system, it should not get in the way when at some point you do need the extra power.
hey, it doesn't crash, they are specially designed freezes of the device state to reduce damage due to bad software, it's for your own protection.
:lolflag:

BTW, I hope spoiled prick Phelps doesn't get 8x gold.

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 07:58 AM
Ok, don't lose the meaning of the metaphore. When you seriously want to use the system, it should not get in the way when at some point you do need the extra power.I've not lost it, I'm saying that windows has 2 methods of using resources on your computer, killing the computer and crippling it's resources.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 08:09 AM
I've not lost it, I'm saying that windows has 2 methods of using resources on your computer, killing the computer and crippling it's resources.
So finishing your project because the software is there is which of the two?

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 08:13 AM
So finishing your project because the software is there is which of the two?

crippled.

You know when your computer is dead, you get the BSOD or whatever the latest incarnation of it is.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 09:36 AM
I agree, MS should really think of something better indeed.

Oh well, if 'the community' ever brought forth a fire extinguisher (much like KWaterPistol), you'd only be allowed to extinguish fires in public places. ](*,)

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 09:52 AM
I agree, MS should really think of something better indeed.

Oh well, if 'the community' ever brought forth a fire extinguisher (much like KWaterPistol), you'd only be allowed to extinguish fires in public places. ](*,)

no, you'd be allowed to put out a fire provided you know what caused the fire, which is logical given that you normally need to know what caused the fire/what's burning before you can use an extinguisher anyway, too many stories of idiots using water extinguishers on electric or oil fires(oil has a pretty nasty way of reacting, it's not deadly(by which I mean it's not deadly in most cases, everything is deadly given the right situation), but it's gonna spread the fire and most likely give you some nasty burns).

The MS extinguisher however will arrive in an box with 3 other extinguishers, but non of them are marked so you have no idea what type of fire they can be used on, calling up only get's you the answer that it's for increased security, since no-one would steal an extinguisher if they didn't know which kind it was.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 10:09 AM
no, you'd be allowed to put out a fire provided you know what caused the fire, which is logical given that you normally need to know what caused the fire/what's burning before you can use an extinguisher anyway, too many stories of idiots using water extinguishers on electric or oil fires(oil has a pretty nasty way of reacting, it's not deadly(by which I mean it's not deadly in most cases, everything is deadly given the right situation), but it's gonna spread the fire and most likely give you some nasty burns).
See? Fouls... Still I think you would only be allowed to use it in public places, or, if for example you extinguish a fire in your house, you'd have to make your house a public area...
The MS extinguisher however will arrive in an box with 3 other extinguishers, but non of them are marked so you have no idea what type of fire they can be used on, calling up only get's you the answer that it's for increased security, since no-one would steal an extinguisher if they didn't know which kind it was.
Nah, that's more like the open source approach of overcomplicating things. As if the man-pages are helpfull...

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 10:14 AM
See? Fouls... Still I think you would only be allowed to use it in public places, or, if for example you extinguish a fire in your house, you'd have to make your house a public area...
bah, silly. The gnu licence isn't so horrible to say that it can't be used in closed source places.
Nah, that's more like the open source approach of overcomplicating things. As if the man-pages are helpfull...
they are helpful, atleast once you learn how to read them, first time I read one I had to ask what it meant, now I can look through the pages and know exactly what I'm after without any trouble.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 10:23 AM
bah, silly. The gnu licence isn't so horrible to say that it can't be used in closed source places.
Ok, let's step out of the metaphore again and see what happens if you're a software developer...
they are helpful, atleast once you learn how to read them, first time I read one I had to ask what it meant, now I can look through the pages and know exactly what I'm after without any trouble.
Rendering the OS and a lot of the software useless for Jon Doe.

Basically what I stated in my first few posts on this subject. ;)

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 10:32 AM
Ok, let's step out of the metaphore again and see what happens if you're a software developer...meh, good software doesn't need to worry about free software kicking it's rear.
Rendering the OS and a lot of the software useless for Jon Doe.the forums tend to be pretty good help.
Basically what I stated in my first few posts on this subject. ;)
not really.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 10:48 AM
meh, good software doesn't need to worry about free software kicking it's rear.
Not what I meant. If linux has to be the platform, including open sourced libraries in your project makes your project open source... So, dynamic linking is the only option, but does it still work after a few updates of the libraries? I'd rather go with the (ok, bloated) dll-hell.

You'd better pay a little to be allowed to keep your projects closed and stable.
the forums tend to be pretty good help.
They better be!
not really.
Ok, so on top of that the innovation thing.

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 10:52 AM
Not what I meant. If linux has to be the platform, including open sourced libraries in your project makes your project open source... So, dynamic linking is the only option, but does it still work after a few updates of the libraries? I'd rather go with the (ok, bloated) dll-hell.not with lot's of licenses, lesser-GPL can be used in closed source, as can the apache license, BCD licence and a fair number more.You'd better pay a little to be allowed to keep your projects closed and stable.no, closed is the opposite of stable, the instant you close you start losing out on good bug fix rates, which only allows bugs to grow and grow, "closed and stable" is an oxymoron.
They better be!and they are,Ok, so on top of that the innovation thing.
ok then

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 10:55 AM
That's all FUD!

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 10:58 AM
That's all FUD!

huh? no fear, no uncertainty, what's your problem?

Lod
August 16th, 2008, 11:16 AM
Seems somebody here took the words flame war a bit too literally: http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local&id=6323910

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 11:20 AM
@scragar:

[off-topic]
You are just absolutely right. :D I was the one spreading FUD (I knew better).
[/off-topic]
So, because Windows is worthless, linux is valuable?

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 11:20 AM
Seems somebody here took the words flame war a bit too literally: http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local&id=6323910

Sorry, but flame was is supposed to be direct offensive stuff you nincompoop.

Lod
August 16th, 2008, 11:45 AM
Sorry, but flame was is supposed to be direct offensive stuff you nincompoop.Oi; don't shoot the messenger you nematodic brain-fart

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 11:50 AM
shut up poopy head (my nephew says that :P)

you withered worthless peice of sewer water.

Lod
August 16th, 2008, 12:14 PM
shut up poopy head (my nephew says that :P)Well, at least you have one person in family with some brains.

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 12:16 PM
Well, at least you have one person in family with some brains.
<sarcasm>
yup, by the time he's 5 we expect him to have passed his A levels
</sarcasm>

You baboons rear.

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 02:52 PM
You guys wouldn't know a flame if it came up behind you and hit you over the head with a bat.

scragar
August 16th, 2008, 02:55 PM
say's the national socialist party member.

* waits quitely for someone to notice the reference and call godwins law *

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 03:04 PM
The war resumesssssssss.....................
/me throws a dungbomb towards other Flamers. :evil:

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 03:34 PM
Anurag_panda, if you must speak at ALL, please, be inteligent. You keep resorting to physical violence, this is NOT the *Ninja* thread!

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 03:40 PM
Why? Are You scared, punk?

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 03:43 PM
You little scrap of 4 week old roadkill, I think that you should be burried with the rest of your kin that tried to cross the I94 when it was F1 weekend.

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 03:51 PM
You Flame Baiting Fruity Foggy Frog.
I know you are planning to halt the next F1 race by running in along the chicane.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 03:51 PM
:popcorn:

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 03:52 PM
What are YOU lookin' at, use a name? Huh? You think that you're better than the rest of us?

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 03:53 PM
use a name:
Hey you Zappy Zebra How dare you enjoy a pop corn while we are flaming.

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 03:57 PM
Anurag_panda, you are getting slow. You should maybe not stay on this thread. I don't want to kill an old geezer or anything. Maybe you should just forfeit this match and go away. Far, far, far away.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 03:58 PM
It's just that popcorn goes well with a nice little flame war like this. It's like a somewhat funny B-movie after a few beers. So, don't mind me, go ahead, amuse me.

:popcorn:

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 03:59 PM
lukjad007 I have perfect command for you:

pseudo are em minus are eff slash

Cut Copy and Paste this in the terminal, you Wacky Werewolf

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 04:01 PM
It's just that popcorn goes well with a nice little flame war like this. It's like a somewhat funny B-movie after a few beers. So, don't mind me, go ahead, amuse me.

:popcorn:

You are enjoying this fight. I am now diverting my flame against you - you Jazzy Jackass.

mike1234
August 16th, 2008, 04:03 PM
KDE 4 sucks.

Gnome FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well Said! KDE always seemed like KRAP to me. (pun intended)

M.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 04:04 PM
* roasts marsmellows in flame *

Thanks! Want some? Take out your dentures first. (lukjad007 was right with the age thing?)

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 04:04 PM
well said! Kde always seemed like krap to me. (pun intended)

m.

kde >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gnome

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 04:08 PM
* roasts marsmellows in flame *

Thanks! Want some? Take out your dentures first. (lukjad007 was right with the age thing?)

You thinky you will roast marsmellows with the flame. You 2000 year old oldie octopus.

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 04:10 PM
kde >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gnome
What does that mean? That GNOME is going to pwn KDE? I'll go with that.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 04:10 PM
You know what I really like? Panda-beef.

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 04:12 PM
You dont really know me "use a name"!

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 04:15 PM
What is this? An old geezers club or a flame thread?

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 04:17 PM
@Panda: Is that a threat? I'm not affraid of those organizations that defend endangered species.

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 04:19 PM
Is that a threat? I'm not affraid of those organizations that defend endangered species.

Beware of my friend!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Panda

<serious>
Panda is actually my surname
</serious>

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 04:57 PM
Anurag_panda, are off for your mid-afternoon nap? Awww..

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 04:58 PM
lukjad007 banned for thinking this is mid-afternoon when it is late light where I live.

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 05:03 PM
Anurag_panda banned for making excuses for taking a nap.

use a name
August 16th, 2008, 05:04 PM
:lolflag:

Canis familiaris
August 16th, 2008, 05:05 PM
I am really going to sleep. Late Night.
Good Night, punk.

lukjad007
August 16th, 2008, 06:18 PM
Good night? Good riddance!