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Soldierboy
April 5th, 2008, 05:24 PM
Not trying to incite a flamewar, seriously. I just saw this on Digg and found it hilarious. Cheers!

http://i29.tinypic.com/10gidzr.jpg
wthanna
April 5th, 2008, 05:26 PM
:lolflag:
Midwest-Linux
April 5th, 2008, 05:28 PM
This is bound to be a all time classic.
Tomatz
April 5th, 2008, 05:29 PM
:popcorn:
Kernel Sanders
April 5th, 2008, 06:17 PM
I do not believe this to be an accurate representation of the Windows Vista source code.
karellen
April 5th, 2008, 06:23 PM
it's just a prank, the code actually does nothing...
Dr.Ninethousand
April 5th, 2008, 06:28 PM
it's just a prank, the code actually does nothing...

the fact that it does nothing is not really evidence that it isn't Vista.. :p
myusername
April 5th, 2008, 07:14 PM
did you guys actually read the code? it was pretty funny
BandD
April 5th, 2008, 07:22 PM
That was hilarious!!!!

SearhAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOO GLE);
AddRandomDriver();
MessageBox("Driver incompatiblity error.")

Genius!!!!
Soldierboy
April 5th, 2008, 07:50 PM
My favorite was:

//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
jviscosi
April 5th, 2008, 07:54 PM
This is just nonsense. Windows is written in QBASIC.
The Titan
April 5th, 2008, 07:56 PM
My favorite was:
i liked

return lotsMoreMoney;
:lol: :lol: :lol:

edit:

This is just nonsense. Windows is written in QBASIC.
i really el-oh-el'ed at that... thank you!
nutz
April 5th, 2008, 07:58 PM
That is pretty funny.
locosmurf
April 5th, 2008, 11:04 PM
hahaha!!!

That was the best code I've ever read. Micro$oft really knows how to code an OS don't they???

:lolflag:
sayakb
April 6th, 2008, 02:25 AM
if(still_not_crashed){
CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();
:lolflag: Classic!!
stinger30au
April 6th, 2008, 02:49 AM
love it, thanks for the laugh
the.dark.lord
April 6th, 2008, 03:25 AM
Brilliant! :KS
vishzilla
April 6th, 2008, 10:01 AM
:lolflag:
jakupl
April 6th, 2008, 10:59 AM
HAHAHAHAHA :guitar:
line 22-26 fantastic :D
CrazyArcher
April 6th, 2008, 06:25 PM
Hey-hey-hey! Don't insult QBASIC! It was pretty cool, for a BASIC dialect.
jakupl
April 6th, 2008, 06:27 PM
Hey-hey-hey! Don't insult QBASIC! It was pretty cool, for a BASIC dialect.

it's actually the only programming language i've ever used :) but I was a little kid at the time :D
Sef
April 6th, 2008, 06:30 PM
:lolflag: It was a good laugh.
pseudo-random
April 6th, 2008, 06:30 PM
Like it. I loved the old code getting reused and the versions getting commented out. So true.
insane_alien
April 7th, 2008, 05:48 AM
they forgot the replicate routine so it gradually sucks up more and more resources.