If Ubuntu was a guy or chick how High would you rate him or her

[Omnios]

Not that Ubuntu is a guy or a chick (non sexist) but rather the rating system is implied, Basicly the rating boils down to how much you personaly like Ubuntu (how you feel in front of the box)

[KingBahamut]

Id certainly ask her to marry me, no question.
=)

[skoal]

I'll take a stab at this one, although my following analogy probably doesn't fit nicely into the assumptions I make about your poll criteria...

I rank it a solid 5, "right at home", since Ubuntu is like a good drinking buddy of mine - solid, reliable, and we both take pleasure every now and then punching eachother in the face over a CLI interface after a good hearty fill of GUI beer...

\\//_

[tseliot]

She would be my life partner (forever)

[UbuWu]

She would need to grow up a little bit, but I see a lot of potential...

[Paulus]

well, she's very stable- which is what I look for.

Kinda immature - but that keeps it interesting

got alot of inner beauty, and bling

she does what i say too lol, unlike that annoying windows girl

[PatrickMay16]

She is certainly great. A bit difficult to get to know at first, but once you know her she's great.

[MetalMusicAddict]

In my head this is Ubuntu. ;)
http://www.babewarehouse.com/images/models/1596/1092354781_main.jpg
Chessika Cartwright

[kleeman]

Good Grief! You guys need to get out from behind your computers and head for a real bar (or whatever). Linux really doesn't do it for me I'm afraid. :p :p :p :p

[MetalMusicAddict]

Good Grief! You guys need to get out from behind your computers and head for a real bar (or whatever). Linux really doesn't do it for me I'm afraid. :p :p :p :p
Im livin' the suburban family-life. I gotta be able to day-dream. ;)

[darkmatter]

Rates a 10.

Time for baby-buntu's:p

(now before you go get your panties in a knot, it's called a joke.;))

[FLeiXiuS]

Is it safe to say that as I caress my desktop speakers with as much passion as I obtain? Of course this is after I kneel to her keyboad and enter all of the right digits. Slowly I turn her on -- to have her gorgeous eyes gleam of magnificent seduction.

What can I say, I just know how to push all of the right buttons...<3

[KiwiNZ]

Good grief , I think some time away from computers is needed:p

[primeirocrime]

Mannnnnnnnnn... I'm a geek, I know, and a nerd too.
I've had a Zx Spectrum, a Schneider PC, went to my uncles house because he had a weird mac with icons!!! I've seen with my own eyes a PDP10, I've had a white box 386 with 4mb, I've built computers for friends and my own, I tell people to use Gnu/Linux and specially Ubuntu, I crave for releases, I love updates. I roam wikipedia reading about history, philosophy but most of all Computer related stuff. I've even tried FreeBSD and Gentoo...why I don't really know.
For as long as I know myself, I wouldn't ever remember an analogy of an OS to a guy or a chick. I can't stop laughing, I quit, this is to much! This poll deserves a poll where we can vote it as the geekiest poll of all.


a... hum
I've voted 10.
/me turns red and kisses hoary CDs. And whispers:
Come here baby, let me hold you tight.

[NeoSNightmarE]

I'd say a 7. Great distro but in the anology provided...it would be like a *insert celebritys name here who went from good to crap after a while looks wise* instead of Angelina Jolie. That's like 9. I'll leave it at that.

[Qrk]

About the same as the 4.10 background.

[darkoptix]

I'd hit it.

[NeoSNightmarE]

I'd hit it.
Great response. I can't believe it took that long to be said including not thinking of it myself.:D

[mstlyevil]

Computing in Linux is wonderfull. But the sex sux.:shock:

[kleeman]

I'd hit it.
Ewww a slashdot freak...

[Goober]

10. 'nuff said.

Of course, I've yet to muck around with other Distros, besides a bit of DSL.

Ya, I know, I have no life, and I need a boyfriend.

[poofyhairguy]

Ok, after readin this thread, it is obvious that we are more than fans. The words "cult" and "zealots" come to mind. But I guess one man's cult is another man's respectable religion.

(yes I voted for ten too, I'm guilty as any)

[Omnios]

Oh shee issss sooooo sweeet and she even goes dutch when you take her out on the web

[YourSurrogateGod]

I'd hump it.

[John.Michael.Kane]

Hottness in all her booting glory........

[Omnios]

Possibly a 10 but counts on what dress she is wearing that day, Gnome, KDE, Xfce, Icewm.

[Omnios]

Well she got new cloths whats smoking now. ANd what are her hot eccessories.

[Bezmotivnik]

As that disturbed, dishevelled, somewhat brainy character with socialization problems you're not too fond of now, but would be curious to see in another fifteen years or so. :mrgreen:

[Dinerty]

Saturday/Sunday night I spend upstairs within my Ubuntu network with bottles of Budweiser and maybe some Rum and also in the irc chans (abit merry !, #ubuntuforums, xgl and ubuntu-xgl).

If that isnt love i dont know what it is

[Wight_Rhino]

Hot, but a little "Quirky".

A bit like "Phoebe" from "Friends" :D