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schauerlich
December 26th, 2007, 09:23 PM
http://tech.mikelopez.info/2006/09/14/worlds-dumbest-hacker/

I didn't realize you could delete a CD drive.

shafin
December 26th, 2007, 09:38 PM
lol

bufsabre666
December 26th, 2007, 09:46 PM
what kind of person hacks from windows anyways?

fatality_uk
December 26th, 2007, 09:47 PM
Script Kiddies of the world UNITE :)

hhhhhx
December 26th, 2007, 09:50 PM
O...MY..God....

THat guy was a flippin' retard, even i know that 127.0.0.1 rediccts to your self. :lolflag:

Steveway
December 26th, 2007, 09:52 PM
Yes, good one.
Very old but still good.
Also, the original is german.

loudnlownoma
December 26th, 2007, 10:06 PM
Bwahahahaha!!! Good stuff right there!

Tipo
December 26th, 2007, 10:07 PM
Very funny; entertaining read :)

LaRoza
December 26th, 2007, 10:08 PM
Hack me next!

Tadock
December 26th, 2007, 10:08 PM
Good story made my day :popcorn:

smartboyathome
December 26th, 2007, 10:12 PM
He talks the talk, but will never be able to walk the walk.

Bliepo32
December 26th, 2007, 10:13 PM
well, if anyone wants to hack me, go right ahead. My ip is 127.0.0.1 :cool:

berthiggins
December 26th, 2007, 10:19 PM
Fantastic story there is no substitute for education!

fatality_uk
December 26th, 2007, 10:20 PM
well, if anyone wants to hack me, go right ahead. My ip is 127.0.0.1 :cool:

Sheesh, people spend countless hours making Linux secure and you just give out your IP, crazy man :lolflag:

p_quarles
December 26th, 2007, 10:25 PM
Sheesh, people spend countless hours making Linux secure and you just give out your IP, crazy man :lolflag:
Well, maybe he's using one of those friewalls that redirect the attack. I need one of those. :)

sugarland2k
December 26th, 2007, 10:26 PM
real hackers run on KDE ;)

I remember the days of the using Elm for email...
back in 91 or so.
Kids will be kids.

fatality_uk
December 26th, 2007, 10:32 PM
Well, maybe he's using one of those friewalls that redirect the attack. I need one of those. :)

LMAO :lolflag:

Yeah I just dug out my Belkin manual. Nowt about re-directing anything. I'm off to Dixons when I get back to complain and demand my money back

Spike-X
December 26th, 2007, 10:35 PM
"He's hiding behind a firewall! No fair!"

That's like challenging somebody to a boxing match, then whining when they try and fight back.

fedex1993
December 26th, 2007, 10:40 PM
thats pretty funny i am sorry but some people just dont think of what they are doing

popch
December 26th, 2007, 10:40 PM
well, if anyone wants to hack me, go right ahead. My ip is 127.0.0.1 :cool:

You should not do that.

Here we are in this forum warning all n00bs that there are malicious members giving 'advice' which can ruin the n00bs PC, and there you are exactly doing that: giving advice which ruins their PCs.

:lolflag:

133794m3r
December 26th, 2007, 10:44 PM
LOL I am so funny nessed.

atomkarinca
December 26th, 2007, 10:52 PM
I pity that foo'. How come he can even say that he's a hacker and he doesn't know jack about IP's. I mean come on...

As I was reading, for a second there I thought he was gonna give up but he made it till the end. That was more exciting than The 4400.

Dark Hornet
December 26th, 2007, 11:08 PM
I have to say...that made my day! :guitar:

Erdaron
December 26th, 2007, 11:41 PM
Brilliant.

"shut up i hack you" should be on a tshirt.

forrestcupp
December 27th, 2007, 12:26 AM
You're a girl if you don't let me destroy your computer!

If anyone wants to take a shot at me, my IP is 64.233.167.99

popch
December 27th, 2007, 12:29 AM
You work at Google's? No wonder you find so many interesting things.

odiseo77
December 27th, 2007, 12:30 AM
lol, really funny. That must have been the very first time the guy touched a computer (well, at least he had a slight idea about what an IP is)... :)

LaRoza
December 27th, 2007, 12:33 AM
You're a girl if you don't let me destroy your computer!

If anyone wants to take a shot at me, my IP is 64.233.167.99

There, I cracked it. I got in secretly, and did something undetectable, and got out without a trace, I am very skilled.

p_quarles
December 27th, 2007, 12:44 AM
Hmm. Is anyone else having problems with Google?

;)

LaRoza
December 27th, 2007, 12:44 AM
Hmm. Is anyone else having problems with Google?

;)

Of course not! I was undetectable.

popch
December 27th, 2007, 12:47 AM
Hmm. Is anyone else having problems with Google?

;)

You mean, like not finding any entries starting with 'py'? Isn't that normal with Google?

cprofitt
December 27th, 2007, 04:32 AM
Well... the OP here did post a funny story... the guy is not the dumbest hacker he is the dumbest cracker; though to be honest the terms have gotten rather confused since the unwashed media got involved.

Nekiruhs
December 27th, 2007, 04:59 AM
Well... the OP here did post a funny story... the guy is not the dumbest hacker he is the dumbest cracker; though to be honest the terms have gotten rather confused since the unwashed media got involved.
Apparently my brain is twenty five minutes slow. I was just about to post that.

Spike-X
December 27th, 2007, 07:45 AM
Hey, if our l337 haxx0r wants to refer to himself as a hacker, who are we to argue?

p_quarles
December 27th, 2007, 07:47 AM
Hey, if our l337 haxx0r wants to refer to himself as a hacker, who are we to argue?
Agreed. I'm too busy trembling in my boots to quibble over words. ;)

hhhhhx
December 27th, 2007, 07:49 AM
it takes true briliance to be that retarted:lolflag:

ticopelp
December 27th, 2007, 07:54 AM
it takes true briliance to be that retarted:lolflag:

Oh dear.

(Just kidding... it's "retarded," however.) :KS

Spike-X
December 27th, 2007, 08:00 AM
Agreed. I'm too busy trembling in my boots to quibble over words. ;)
Me too. My IP is 127.0.0.1 as well! What if he comes after me next?!

RudolfMDLT
December 27th, 2007, 08:07 AM
giving the dude the loopback IP was mean... poor guy. :lolflag:

Spike-X
December 27th, 2007, 08:11 AM
Nah. He dug his own hole.They just handed him a bigger shovel.

mips
December 27th, 2007, 12:47 PM
For him it's a case of been there, done that, got the t-shirt :)

http://www.stophiphop.com/modules/marketplace/images/Shirt-I-hacked.jpg

Ocxic
December 27th, 2007, 03:22 PM
don;t forget to turn off your firewall, only sissies use use those

hahahaha!!

at least it seems as if he destroyed his own computer, with the program he had, oh poetic justice

nebu
December 27th, 2007, 03:34 PM
bigtime lol.....

this guy is off his rocker!!

u have to be really dumb to talk stuff like that in an irc channel

SoberWarlock
December 27th, 2007, 03:46 PM
I wasn't even going to read it, but I just saw the first few words and I just conitued on. LOL what a hacker.

Tristam Green
December 27th, 2007, 04:20 PM
Man, that was what I needed to wake me up this morn.

I think I've seen bitchchecker in IRC before >.>

That or there are more of him! (likely)

raul_
December 27th, 2007, 04:29 PM
[bitchchecker] i’m already at c: 30 percent
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

muhaha

Nekiruhs
December 27th, 2007, 05:01 PM
Shut up i hack you!
:popcorn:
Man, maybe I should attack this Elch dude too. 127.0.0.1 is his IP?

Ripfox
December 27th, 2007, 05:17 PM
Tupac rules.

tech9
December 27th, 2007, 05:43 PM
http://tech.mikelopez.info/2006/09/14/worlds-dumbest-hacker/

I didn't realize you could delete a CD drive.

freakin hilarious!!!

bitchchecker obviously doesn't know about home sweet home

"127.0.0.1" sweet "127.0.0.1"

and yes truly the worlds dumbest "want to be" hacker, or worlds dumbest person for that matter.

:lolflag:

raul_
December 27th, 2007, 06:14 PM
Please stop calling him a hacker. It's offensive to hackers

Nekiruhs
December 27th, 2007, 06:16 PM
Please stop calling him a hacker. It's offensive to hackers
Hackers as in programmers, or "hackers" as in what the mainstream media calls crackers?

tech9
December 27th, 2007, 06:17 PM
Please stop calling him a hacker. It's offensive to hackers

unless you are a hacker in the sense of "hacking a linux OS"(programming) you shouldn't be offended... and I called him a "want to be" hacker - that's not calling him a hacker.

raul_
December 27th, 2007, 06:19 PM
Hackers as in programmers, or "hackers" as in what the mainstream media calls crackers?

As people who know about computers and make them work :)

tech9
December 27th, 2007, 06:40 PM
As people who know about computers and make them work :)

so because I know about computers and how to make them work, I am classified as a hacker???

rune0077
December 27th, 2007, 06:47 PM
That was pretty funny. Reminds me of a Scandinavian guy who once claimed he'd hacked Scientology. He send them an e-mail notifying them that they'd been hacked, all their data copied, and if they wanted proof they should just log on to 127.0.0.1. They were quite shocked when they did, and discovered all their files there. They even went as far as getting the guy tracked down and then pressed charges against him, before it got through to them what had really happened. I'd like to think they fired their sysadmin after that incident.

tech9
December 27th, 2007, 06:51 PM
That was pretty funny. Reminds me of a Scandinavian guy who once claimed he'd hacked Scientology. He send them an e-mail notifying them that they'd been hacked, all their data copied, and if they wanted proof they should just log on to 127.0.0.1. They were quite shocked when they did, and discovered all their files there. They even went as far as getting the guy tracked down and then pressed charges against him, before it got through to them what had really happened. I'd like to think they fired their sysadmin after that incident.

wow! that's another funny story... I can't believe people fall for the local host trick

:lolflag:

raul_
December 27th, 2007, 06:57 PM
so because I know about computers and how to make them work, I am classified as a hacker???

Not the "push the ON button" or "install Ubuntu" type of making it work. :popcorn:

mellowd
December 27th, 2007, 07:03 PM
old, but still funny

shutslar
December 27th, 2007, 07:27 PM
Just what I needed to bring my out of my holiday stupor! Even my 12 yr old daughter read it and laughed....she even got the moral and said "Dad, just goes to show you that having the tools doesn't make you an expert!"

:lolflag:

tech9
December 27th, 2007, 07:52 PM
Not the "push the ON button" or "install Ubuntu" type of making it work. :popcorn:

even if one were an expert in knowing computers and how to make them work, it does not classify them as a hacker

raul_
December 27th, 2007, 08:06 PM
even if one were an expert in knowing computers and how to make them work, it does not classify them as a hacker


There is a community, a shared culture, of expert programmers and networking wizards that traces its history back through decades to the first time-sharing minicomputers and the earliest ARPAnet experiments. The members of this culture originated the term Ďhackerí. Hackers built the Internet. Hackers made the Unix operating system what it is today. Hackers run Usenet. Hackers make the World Wide Web work. If you are part of this culture, if you have contributed to it and other people in it know who you are and call you a hacker, you're a hacker.

from http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#what_is

From that point it's all about semantics

Vadi
December 27th, 2007, 08:12 PM
Amusing

tech9
December 27th, 2007, 08:40 PM
from http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#what_is (http://www.catb.org/%7Eesr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#what_is)

From that point it's all about semantics

we're all hackers then.... :lolflag:

Dngrsone
December 27th, 2007, 08:52 PM
An oldie but goodie.

Here's another old one that I visit on occasion:

Is your son a Hacker? (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html)


http://xs34.xs.to/pics/05252/icon_rofl.gif

NickyT
December 27th, 2007, 10:18 PM
Hahaha! That is amazing, many laughs to that one!


[bitchchecker] tell me your network number man then youíre dead
[Elch] Eh, itís 129.0.0.1
[Elch] or maybe 127.0.0.1
[Elch] yes exactly thatís it: 127.0.0.1 Iím waiting for you great attack
[bitchchecker] in five minutes your hard drive is deleted

Great Social Engineering skills, also! Puts Kevin Mitnick to shame! :lolflag:

Ripfox
December 28th, 2007, 05:26 PM
An oldie but goodie.

Here's another old one that I visit on occasion:

Is your son a Hacker? (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html)


http://xs34.xs.to/pics/05252/icon_rofl.gif


Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

I remember that stupid Bonzi Buddy thing...

OH My God...is this thing real?


8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

Wiebelhaus
December 28th, 2007, 05:34 PM
Yea , that's good.

mellowd
December 28th, 2007, 05:34 PM
:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

I remember that stupid Bonzi Buddy thing...

OH My God...is this thing real?

Where did you find this?

Wiebelhaus
December 28th, 2007, 05:36 PM
An oldie but goodie.

Here's another old one that I visit on occasion:

Is your son a Hacker? (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html)


http://xs34.xs.to/pics/05252/icon_rofl.gif


omg , that's hardcore.

rune0077
December 28th, 2007, 05:57 PM
For more IRC-fun, check this out: http://bash.org/?top.
(not hacking related, though).

Espreon
December 28th, 2007, 06:14 PM
You made my day EDavid
Awesome! Reading about a stupid hacker hacking himself...

Nekiruhs
December 28th, 2007, 06:37 PM
For more IRC-fun, check this out: http://bash.org/?top.
(not hacking related, though).
There goes any productivity for me today...

sr20ve
December 28th, 2007, 06:54 PM
dumbest hacker...

That's an oxymoron :)

Ripfox
December 28th, 2007, 06:59 PM
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?



Omg I'm laughing my *** off here...

raul_
December 28th, 2007, 07:15 PM
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK D*** (edited by raul)
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

lolll

NickyT
December 28th, 2007, 07:36 PM
http://bash.org/?244321

:lolflag:

EDIT: OMG here is another good one...

http://bash.org/?258908

Kadrus
December 28th, 2007, 08:36 PM
lol...:lolflag:...

Ripfox
December 29th, 2007, 01:19 AM
<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

:shock:

Spike-X
December 29th, 2007, 01:43 AM
Oh man, I'm cryin' here...

Dngrsone
December 29th, 2007, 03:30 AM
OH My God...is this thing real?

No... but read the comments... plenty of people on both ends of the spectrum did believe it.

bash.org is hilarious.

Noodels
December 30th, 2007, 06:09 PM
An oldie but goodie.

Here's another old one that I visit on occasion:

Is your son a Hacker? (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html)


http://xs34.xs.to/pics/05252/icon_rofl.gif

"Lunix" eh? I'd never use something so anti-American!... ROFL!! :lolflag:

EdThaSlayer
December 30th, 2007, 06:21 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
What a DUMB hacker! LOLOLOL!!!!!
Thanks for sharing this story!!!!!WOW, the WORLDS dumber HACKER!!!