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crazyness003
January 10th, 2009, 08:46 PM
laptop brightness broke on recent updates
jenkinbr
January 14th, 2009, 08:43 PM
Haven't turned on computer in ages :(
crazyness003
January 15th, 2009, 12:15 AM
Haven't turned on computer in ages :(
ages is a very long time
Kopachris
January 15th, 2009, 12:45 AM
Mom is happily using Ubuntu now.
I wish school hadn't installed Vista.
Seven shows Hitler, better than Vista! :)
sqrooup
January 15th, 2009, 09:29 AM
Windoze is a load of ****
:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:
Kopachris
January 15th, 2009, 09:43 AM
Windoze is a load of ****
:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:
Thank you very much, Captain Obvious. :rolleyes:

Gnome panel applets move on login. :confused:
ajcham
January 15th, 2009, 09:47 AM
I can't find the 'any' key. :confused:
crazyness003
January 16th, 2009, 02:01 AM
I can't find the 'any' key. :confused:
its next to the "no" keyboard
jenkinbr
January 16th, 2009, 07:05 PM
Windoze is a load of ****
:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

Thank you very much, Captain Obvious. :rolleyes:

Rolling on floor laughing a$$ off

Moved partitions around. Now fixing GRUB.
Kopachris
January 16th, 2009, 07:31 PM
Moved partitions around. Now fixing GRUB.
You have to do that sometimes.
Windows installer does not detect Ubuntu.
Now we know Windows is inhuman. :)
jenkinbr
January 16th, 2009, 07:35 PM
You have to do that sometimes.


Did have to fix fstab too.
Lostin60's
January 16th, 2009, 10:15 PM
Wonderful, Windows WILL fly through windows!!
jenkinbr
January 16th, 2009, 10:17 PM
Wonderful, Windows WILL fly through windows!!
That there is signiture worthy material!
crazyness003
January 16th, 2009, 10:43 PM
Wonderful, Windows WILL fly through windows!!
Applause for the signature-worthy post
Lostin60's
January 17th, 2009, 12:47 AM
Applause for the signature-worthy post

That there is signiture worthy material!
My thanks to you and Jenkinbr
aa
scratman
January 17th, 2009, 12:38 PM
My name's Scratman, I'm an ubuntuaholic

(D'you reckon we can get that to be a real word?)
crazyness003
January 18th, 2009, 12:35 AM
Hi Scratman! Welcome to the paradise!
LinuxGuy1234
January 20th, 2009, 12:06 PM
The computer went monkeybutts today... sigh...
Kopachris
January 20th, 2009, 06:40 PM
Six hours ago, a computer flickered...
jenkinbr
January 20th, 2009, 06:48 PM
6 minutes ago, a poster posted...
crazyness003
January 20th, 2009, 10:12 PM
yesterday, my wirless iz teh deadxor
sqrooup
January 23rd, 2009, 06:50 PM
My PC did a pee, see?
:oops:
crazyness003
January 23rd, 2009, 11:05 PM
HP laptop mobos are complete garbage.
HP, demanding I pay for garbage.
I refuse to pay them for garbage.
Now I have 1000 dollar paperweight.
Moral of the story: HP = garbage.
Kopachris
January 23rd, 2009, 11:07 PM
Dad sent HP laptop in three times.
After the third time, they replaced.
Now he put more RAM in.

Don't buy warranties for desktop computers.
I install Linux, warranty is void.

MS Songsmith's promo uses a Mac. :lol:
crazyness003
January 24th, 2009, 01:27 AM
will never buy hp again! EVA!
yuku-aki
January 24th, 2009, 01:57 AM
"Apt not installed, install using apt-get."

WHAT!? My screen actually said that once, in more words, of course. How silly.
SIGTERMer
January 24th, 2009, 02:05 AM
vista is slow, linux is not
LinuxRocks713
January 24th, 2009, 03:08 PM
sudo apt-get moo
Kopachris
January 24th, 2009, 08:32 PM
sudo apt-get moo
That's only four words. Six needed.
crazyness003
January 25th, 2009, 12:50 AM
Canonical released many many updates today.
Kopachris
January 25th, 2009, 01:04 AM
Canonical released many many updates today.
I check for updates every week.
Today is not the update day.
crazyness003
January 25th, 2009, 01:26 AM
I check for updates every week.
Today is not the update day.
I just gotta ton of them
rok3
January 25th, 2009, 01:45 AM
Dells fall apart. Thinkpads are forever.
Kopachris
January 25th, 2009, 03:22 PM
I just gotta ton of them
Updated today. Not very many updates.
LinuxGuy1234
February 19th, 2009, 05:29 PM
Just got 8,074,943,4+e5 updates.
Kopachris
February 19th, 2009, 06:34 PM
Kid beat up cat. Internet MAD! :p
crazyness003
February 20th, 2009, 02:08 AM
Dell sucks? Thought it was HP!
LinuxGuy1234
February 20th, 2009, 05:52 PM
Linux != cool? Windows != cool?
sqrooup
February 20th, 2009, 05:57 PM
Collosus was the first programmable computer!
Collosus smashed Hitler's "unbreakable" ENIGMA code!
scratman
February 20th, 2009, 08:57 PM
OK, mine is a joke, and it comes in three parts.

1. Installed Ubuntu 4.10 for a laugh!!!

2. Spent 4 days downloading the updates!!!

3. My ISP said I was naughty!!!
sqrooup
February 21st, 2009, 09:00 AM
3. My ISP said I was naughty!!!
Tut tut, naughty naughty, tut tut!
baizon
February 21st, 2009, 09:14 AM
Couldn't configure a hibernate keyboard shortcut :(
crazyness003
February 21st, 2009, 01:58 PM
OK, mine is a joke, and it comes in three parts.

1. Installed Ubuntu 4.10 for a laugh!!!

2. Spent 4 days downloading the updates!!!

3. My ISP said I was naughty!!!
ISPs starting to burn my biscuits!
Kopachris
February 21st, 2009, 02:41 PM
Debian is a good distro base.
crazyness003
February 22nd, 2009, 05:06 AM
Debian is a good distro base.
ubuntu minimal is a better base
sqrooup
February 22nd, 2009, 11:35 AM
Ubuntu is better than windoze anytime
Kopachris
February 22nd, 2009, 01:31 PM
ubuntu minimal is a better base
Debootstrap Lenny plus Ubuntu Minimal planned.
sqrooup
February 22nd, 2009, 02:06 PM
Why did I bother with windoze?
alexandari
February 22nd, 2009, 02:09 PM
going rm -rf* @ Fedora Core
crazyness003
February 22nd, 2009, 03:00 PM
Debootstrap Lenny plus Ubuntu Minimal planned.
true that dog, for real yo!
_noob_
February 22nd, 2009, 03:03 PM
I hate vista. Linux pwns faces.
dgray_from_dc
February 23rd, 2009, 08:49 AM
Dude, I'm getting an Ubuntu Dell.
crazyness003
February 23rd, 2009, 12:50 PM
its ok if its a laptop.
shame on you if its desktop!
build your own machines, its easy!
besides its also cheaper to do.
dgray_from_dc
February 24th, 2009, 03:54 PM
In fact, it's a Latitude D620

I tend to buy refurbed Desktops

I'm just lazy I guess
BigBig5
February 24th, 2009, 04:05 PM
Windows XP gave me a Worm installing Ubuntu over XP.
chris200x9
February 24th, 2009, 04:59 PM
urinating on computer resulted in burns.
Kopachris
February 24th, 2009, 06:19 PM
Windows XP gave me a Worm installing Ubuntu over XP.
Six words, not ten, not five.
chris200x9
February 25th, 2009, 12:11 AM
1. computer suddenly died and I cried
2. cheetos and white macbook don't mix
3. calling it (just) linux makes stallman cry
4. lolcats really don't belong on computers

these are so much fun
aninaiian
February 25th, 2009, 12:18 AM
On battery, hold key to boot.
crazyness003
February 25th, 2009, 02:12 AM
when in doubt, install teh Ubuntu
Kopachris
February 25th, 2009, 09:11 AM
Vista only boots half the time.
Linux boots every time, no doubt.
Which is stabler, Windows or Linux?
crazyness003
March 11th, 2009, 02:50 AM
my wifi broke again. damn HP!
spupy
March 15th, 2009, 10:48 PM
Computer haiku:

Glowing screen,
I type,
Code flows.
sadicote
March 15th, 2009, 11:40 PM
Have been Ubuntu-ised, guilty as charged!:D
linuxisevolution
March 15th, 2009, 11:41 PM
Install Windows registry keys and die.:lolflag:
crazyness003
March 16th, 2009, 01:06 AM
Mine laptop completely bit the dust.
The wifi and screen are died.
Curses on HP and its affiliates!
Guitar John
March 16th, 2009, 01:18 AM
One and a half years later.....:-\"
crazyness003
March 26th, 2009, 02:14 AM
boppety boppety boppety boppety CRASH! damn.
Kopachris
March 26th, 2009, 08:57 AM
Need to update BIOS. No floppy.
jenkinbr
March 26th, 2009, 02:36 PM
Oh how I hate Mouse Balls
crazyness003
March 27th, 2009, 01:15 AM
I used to hate USB devices.
Now, I cant live without 'em.
Strange, wont you say. Yes? no.
Universal344
March 29th, 2009, 11:46 AM
drivers drivers driver drivers drivers drivers
crazyness003
March 29th, 2009, 01:40 PM
can a harddrive refuse ubuntu installation?
jenkinbr
March 30th, 2009, 03:42 PM
I guess it could be possible...
crazyness003
March 31st, 2009, 11:58 AM
no, it's possible. Many busted clusters.
beercz
March 31st, 2009, 12:03 PM
My IT job is now redundant :-(
crazyness003
March 31st, 2009, 12:11 PM
why is your IT job redundant?
beercz
March 31st, 2009, 12:14 PM
why is your IT job redundant?
Because my company has gone bust!
crazyness003
March 31st, 2009, 12:15 PM
ahh. well...eek. Umm. sorry man.
beercz
March 31st, 2009, 12:20 PM
ahh. well...eek. Umm. sorry man.
Thanks, but I have other plans
LinuxGuy1234
April 21st, 2009, 08:19 PM
My IT job sucks bad. Jeez.
leandromartinez98
April 21st, 2009, 09:31 PM
Woke, booted, worked. Shutdown, went home.

Ashamed, downloaded. Got cought, was arrested.

Coudn't find the bug. Went nuts.

Payed, got nothing. For free solved.
Gannon8
April 21st, 2009, 09:39 PM
sqlite3 won't work with my program!

(I actually have a thread for this)
Hyper Tails
April 21st, 2009, 09:44 PM
My Windows vista crashed, went bananas
Gannon8
April 21st, 2009, 09:46 PM
My Windows crashed, went bananas

That is five words. Syntax Error.
Hyper Tails
April 22nd, 2009, 02:32 PM
That is five words. Syntax Error.

sorry I'll try again:

My Windows vista just crashed, went bananas
0per4t0r
April 22nd, 2009, 04:14 PM
I got a virus called spread.me
jenkinbr
April 23rd, 2009, 02:38 PM
sorry I'll try again:

My Windows vista just crashed, went bananas
That is seven words. Overflow error.
LinuxGuy1234
April 23rd, 2009, 07:08 PM
I went crazy cuz it boots.

My laptop used to not boot.

It does now, my best friends.
crazyness003
April 24th, 2009, 02:07 AM
my laptop is still teh broken.

me sad. me sad and cry.
arashiko28
May 1st, 2009, 12:13 PM
Once upon a time: blue screen!

:lolflag:
jenkinbr
May 1st, 2009, 12:21 PM
Spamalot: where your spam posts go.
powerpleb
May 2nd, 2009, 04:41 AM
Laptops do not make good frisbees.
sqrooup
May 2nd, 2009, 05:38 AM
My windoze crashed, what the (deleted) :lolflag:
beercz
May 2nd, 2009, 09:02 AM
Have good IT skills, now unemployed :-(
calvinps
May 2nd, 2009, 10:37 AM
Windoze computers are really really st00pid
Hyper Tails
May 17th, 2009, 02:24 PM
Micro$oft is being a money printer
Generic_Guy
May 17th, 2009, 02:26 PM
I thought this was something else! :(
The Toxic Mite
May 17th, 2009, 02:37 PM
you must be really st00pid then! :lol:
Generic_Guy
May 17th, 2009, 02:41 PM
You annoy me. You die now! :P
RichardG891
May 17th, 2009, 02:46 PM
When will ubuntu stop being brown?
sqrooup
May 17th, 2009, 06:01 PM
Please, no more "wut", thank you!
Marlonsm
May 17th, 2009, 06:16 PM
Windows works well, Ubuntu, even better.
Kopachris
May 17th, 2009, 07:09 PM
When will ubuntu stop being brown?
Ubuntu will never stop being brown.
The brown reflects its African heritage.
The same is true for orange.
Generic_Guy
May 17th, 2009, 07:14 PM
Well, that was very deep. Thanks! :mrgreen:
jenkinbr
May 17th, 2009, 11:16 PM
Two warnings. One day. Big Whoops!
crazyness003
May 19th, 2009, 12:52 AM
Two warnings. One day. Big Whoops!
Snap. Drop it like its hot!