Thread Title Sequences

[23meg]

Right; it's about consecutive thread titles that form random unintended meanings.

I'll kick it off:

Anyone tried the Asus Eee PC?
If you don't like DRM and corporate scum...
XO Laptop

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Do college students use Linux?
So, they're bundling trojans on hard drives now?

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Roger, the Zune has landed.
What are you listening to right now?

[use a name]

- Small footprint install distro?
- Mandriva 2008

EDIT: Great idea btw, forum-browsing will never be the same! :)

[FuturePilot]

This may be a ridiciolous question
alternate web browser

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Connecting to Media Server
Heres what I got, What should I do?

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Gutsy takes soooo long to bootup
remove files from /boot

[Perpetual]

Visual Effect = no windows border
make clean doesn't work

[23meg]

EDIT: Great idea btw, forum-browsing will never be the same!
Thanks; I've been browsing this way for quite a while :)

My ubuntu hardy suggestions
Packages with missing desktop files

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Canonical developers now finished major company meeting
Major software upgrades in Hardy
Why has network manager again been made "depends" in ubuntu-desktop???????
Reverting to Gutsy. gcc problem.

[FuturePilot]

Thanks; I've been browsing this way for quite a while :)
Now I've started browsing this way, It's quite fun.

My ubuntu hardy suggestions
Packages with missing desktop files


Loool:lolflag:

[p_quarles]

Silly Question re: Windows Backup
where is my program?

(great thread idea, btw)

[FuturePilot]

Ubuntu Gutsy is awesome!!!
anyone else still torn on upgrading to gutsy?

[mysticrider92]

Installing Ubuntu Made Vista Unbootable
Uninstalling uBuntu
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How's that?

[23meg]

Ive got me a PS3!!!!!!
THIS IS CRAZY ! they say it's broken and i install any ubuntu os

[FuturePilot]

Can't mount my harddrive
Phyton modules missing

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Where can I find the Ubuntu source code?
Trouble with Compiling/Installing Source

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How before you start seeing...
XO Laptop

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Ubuntu Gutsy is awesome!!!
If you don't like DRM and corporate scum...

[-grubby]

Christmas Linux Experiment

Ubuntu Christmas Marketing Campaign

[p_quarles]

Where can I find the Ubuntu source code?
Trouble with Compiling/Installing Source
Lol. That's a good one.

python 2.5 package messing up other apps
i need a new pc

[-grubby]

Whats the coolest thing you can do in Linux you cant in windows or mac?
Echoing

[-grubby]

Head Injuries at Microsoft?

That's what I'm talking about!

[init1]

Head Injuries at Microsoft?

That's what I'm talking about!

:lolflag:

[init1]

Worst Game Ever!
Thread Title Sequences
Just kidding :D

[LaRoza]

This was a while ago:

Why Ubuntu boots faster than XP?

Why Ubuntu boots slower than XP?

(I don't know if they are the exact words, but they are fairly recent threads, and I laughed when I saw them together...)

[FuturePilot]

Worst Game Ever!
Thread Title Sequences
Just kidding :D

This was a while ago:

Why Ubuntu boots faster than XP?

Why Ubuntu boots slower than XP?

(I don't know if they are the exact words, but they are fairly recent threads, and I laughed when I saw them together...)

Hahaha, those two are great!

[santiagoward2000]

Flame war in reverse!

¡uʍop ǝpısdn oƃ s,ʇǝl ¡ʎǝɥ

[p_quarles]

Flame war in reverse!

¡uʍop ǝpısdn oƃ s,ʇǝl ¡ʎǝɥ
You know, I always thought those threads shoulda been merged.

[santiagoward2000]

You know, I always thought those threads shoulda been merged.

:lolflag:

[FuturePilot]

Why FOSS will unfortunately struggle to get into the mainstream...
Ubuntu in Popular Mechanics magazine


Mmmm. Irony
:lolflag:

[23meg]

Letter to the principal about linux!!
Should my girlfriend get a computer with Linux?

[23meg]

7.10....the most fun I have had with a computer in years!
linux is superior
You can see the difference with Gutsy

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Kubuntu Gutsy 64bit Edition is Awesome
But still ...
I'm still not used to not having to go through "maintenance" on this thing...

[LaRoza]

Letter to the principal about linux!!
Should my girlfriend get a computer with Linux?

:-)

[p_quarles]

Package Management Idea...
Remove totem from Ubuntu

[santiagoward2000]

Anyone else excited about Fluxbuntu 7.10?
PCFluxboxOS -- Forget Fluxbuntu.
:(

[santiagoward2000]

Ubuntu and your Mom
Poor Ubuntu performance.

:-\"

[23meg]

Package Management Idea...
.deb surgery (manually extracting .deb data)

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Psychocats Tutorials Updates
Why is this an important security update?

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How to become a System Administrator
I'm rather vexed by my colleague...

[santiagoward2000]

2 annoying things:
iPhone and Amarok :lolflag:

[p_quarles]

Biggest Achivement in a game
Be a Troll!

[-grubby]

you know you're a geek when....
I got Windows 386!

[santiagoward2000]

Wacom help--X freezes after sleep
play a wakeup song :KS
cool idea =D>

[FuturePilot]

Wow
I can't see my desktop any more ......

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Blank screen
Wakeup
play a wakeup song

[santiagoward2000]

I had to get some serious searching done for this one:

_My weekly video card post
_Status of ATI Radeon 9000 Support?
_Not that happy
_Buying a new Graphics Card
Which graphics card is better?
Intel or Nvidia graphics?
_Mobile Intel 965/960 Express Chipset Family Video/Graphics Driver in Gutsy
_Can't believe it

[LaRoza]

ubuntu distro names, Invent some!

The Randomness thread

Worstest Game Ever!

[santiagoward2000]

what do you think windows 7/vienna will be called?
The Ugly Desktop Project

[santiagoward2000]

HEY! This game is REALLY addicting! :lolflag:
Great idea
(This was actually me, no titles :) )

[23meg]

I don't know if this is interesting but...
Yay! I got my first coffee cup!

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Nothing to do with Ubuntu but,..
Any from Malaysia in here?

I had to get some serious searching done for this one:

I'm not sure what you mean, but if you had to do searching to pick the titles, that misses the point; they need to be consecutive in the thread index. If, however, you mean that they were consecutive in the search results, that's fine.

[FuturePilot]

I don't know if this is interesting but...
Yay! I got my first coffee cup!


You stole mine :p

[p_quarles]

Somthing is slowing down my system
Ubuntu is hungry!

[santiagoward2000]

I don't know if this is interesting but...
Yay! I got my first coffee cup!

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Nothing to do with Ubuntu but,..
Any from Malaysia in here?



I'm not sure what you mean, but if you had to do searching to pick the titles, that misses the point; they need to be consecutive in the thread index. If, however, you mean that they were consecutive in the search results, that's fine.

No, they were a search result, but I have to do a really specific search to find it.

[santiagoward2000]

Uninstall itunes and quicktime?
Humongus screw-up

[23meg]

No, they were a search result, but I have to do a really specific search to find it.

Ah, I see. That's kind of forcing it though; it's better when they come "coincidentally".

I know a lot of you use the Opera browser, so I have a question:
Do we need a 6 month cycle?

[-grubby]

where is firefox 2.0.0.9 ?
vnc dropdown menu


Both on the front page at the same time

[santiagoward2000]

Ah, I see. That's kind of forcing it though; it's better when they come "coincidentally".

OK, sorry! Here's one that I just saw under "New Posts"

HELP! I think my repos are......
switching to ubuntu from xp

[santiagoward2000]

Bulding Own .iso file
How hard can it be?

[-grubby]

I don't know if this is interesting but..
Firefox 3.0 is pretty snappy

[23meg]

From The Backyard:

Mum books stripper for son's birthday - accidentally!
stock market crashes!

[Nano Geek]

I don't know if this is interesting but...
Yay! I got my first coffee cup!Are you saying something about my thread? :razz:

Buying a new MacBook? Think twice...
nuked my ntfs partition

[p_quarles]

Also from the backyard:

Pasta monster gets academic attention
what is this sea creature?

[FuturePilot]

how to uninstall ubuntu
Making Ubuntu a default

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HOW TO: Make your Ubuntu Desktop Look like a Mac (0.1)
Vista like window borders

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I'm going to buy my first guitar-- help :)
Hey! Guitar players, let's chat.

[santiagoward2000]

New hard drive. How to...
update failures

[23meg]

Embarrassed to say this to a fellow linux user ...
I have just overclocked my first processor...!

[-grubby]

you know you're a geek when....
I have just overclocked my first processor...!

[santiagoward2000]

oh no! grub error :( :(
I Need Help Now. Please Help Me

[23meg]

What should I get excited about now?
Laptop noise

[FuturePilot]

Embarrassed to say this to a fellow linux user ...
Poll: Do you like the name 'Ubuntu'?

[p_quarles]

Managed to get my password eaten
Parental monitoring, not filtering

[santiagoward2000]

Im looking for something new.
photoshop for ubuntu?

[p_quarles]

Just caught one that made me think of this thread:

What ubuntu needs to become more popluar
Stupid Computer Tricks

[Nano Geek]

What is the lamest reason for giving up on Ubuntu/Linux you've ever heard?
Boot into Command Line

[p_quarles]

Laptops really grow on you.
Obsessive compulsive disorder related to Linux and Computers

[init1]

what do you think windows 7/vienna will be called?
The Ugly Desktop Project

:lolflag:

[23meg]

I want Ubuntu to succeed, but...
Will Kubuntu ever be default?

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What has been your Automatix experience?
back to windows!!

[FuturePilot]

Hardy Heron Expectations, Ideas?
rhythmbox not playing

[use a name]

Biggest Achivement in a game
the dumb game!

[23meg]

Old/crappy pc/laptop users, come chat and share here!
Get System Info

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Please people, DONATE!
Clothes for my tux...

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This web pages contains coding errors.
Why do developers bound themselves to Microsoft standards ?

[p_quarles]

My Gutsy experience
Hurry up and download before I shoot myself!!!

[santiagoward2000]

ubuntu-desktop
migration assistant
'The folder contents could not be displayed'
Screen goes blank after startup

[p_quarles]

What is the best thing you ever did with windows?
Tarballing your whole home folder?

[FuturePilot]

linux install with floppy?
USB drives won't mount!

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Compiz Plugin
Wallpaper

[santiagoward2000]

This is sad...firefox runs faster in wine
Thank you Ubuntu Forums!

[23meg]

What do non geeks want?
recommend me a soundcard

[-grubby]

You know you are a stupid computer user when...

My Firerfox is on fire

[init1]

You know you are a stupid computer user when...

My Firerfox is on fire

lol

[23meg]

Post your system specs here!
Save The Bananas

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What are you reading or have recently read?
random openbox chatter

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Overheard at work: Open Office becoming more mainstream
What are you listening to right now?

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Hey! Guitar players, let's chat.
Do you ever get bored perusing the forums?

[firefeather]

Most basic question EVER
Is it just me or is all the "best" software for KDE? kclip, dolphin, amarok, k3b....

EDIT: btw I don't even use KDE

[23meg]

Define "Religion"
What religion do you most identify with?
Zeitgeist

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How does facebook make money?
Shooting in my hometown mall

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Major Server Outage, Techs Struggling
I'd like to go to a european country with good cheap sea food! Any suggestions?

[23meg]

What's so good about the coming versions of the Solid State Drives?
I dare someone to buy one of these.

[Perpetual]

Who here thinks Xubuntu is better then OS X?
Can I un-install XUbuntu?

[FuturePilot]

I get an error running MAKE
Making Ubuntu Internet Worthy

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how to modify files as root
Ubuntu doesn't work

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my screen goes blank
Can't fix display resolution

[23meg]

What do non geeks want?
no mono by default
Ugly Update Manager Logo in Gutsy

[santiagoward2000]

Install.."detecting file systems" (30 mins)
I sorted out all my ubuntu problems
I think im ready to make the switch...
Live CD freezes on boot

[p_quarles]

What should one do if he has been hacked?
One Computer, Many monitors

[Nano Geek]

how to modify files as root
Ubuntu doesn't work My favorite. :)

[p_quarles]

Why Linux Will Probably Never Overtake Windows
Gnome smells of rotting fish

[FuturePilot]

Why Linux Will Probably Never Overtake Windows
Gnome smells of rotting fish

Well, of course. Who would want a smelly OS :p

Ubuntu Newbie Success! Trendnet Wireless PCI Adapter
how to connect from my modem

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How to test network speed?
TV connevtion

[-grubby]

embarrassed to say this to a fellow linux user ...
who is RAV TUX?

[koenn]

Moved: Sometimes I think this forum is a little overmoderated.

not really a sequence, but i thought it fits in here ...

[koenn]

Ubuntu Certified Professional, questions
Ubuntu 7.10 Server, Can I install a Gui?

[koenn]

Absolute Beginners Talk :
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Totally new and ready for Linux!
i cant install ANYTHING!
how to execute terminal commands when system is starting
Is ubuntu even possible on HP 6715b ?
I think my repository setup might not be working...

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Hai I Am New..
hard drive issue
need advice
Desktop freezes
Printer splits page in two

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[p_quarles]

Quote of the day
I get drunk and compile linux kernels

[JeffoOfMetal]

Its always windows that breaks
Linux in general not appreciated from company techs

[koenn]

Nvidia's new stable driver is out
So tomorrow Im leaving for NYC

[-grubby]

A 3 minutes MS documentry on YouTube...
An absolutely hilarious anti-Vista video!

[23meg]

odd doesn't really describe it
An absolutely hilarious anti-Vista video!

[LaRoza]

Post your fortune!
The Randomness thread

[p_quarles]

Why do you choose Ubuntu over Windows
Linux Jokes!

[23meg]

Moved: Sometimes I think this forum is a little overmoderated.

not really a sequence, but i thought it fits in here ...

Ah, it does :)

Nvidia's new stable driver is out
So tomorrow Im leaving for NYC

Best one in a while.

[Nano Geek]

Can I be the first to say...
How long since you logged into Windows?

[FuturePilot]

Advice for my future
I get drunk and compile linux kernels

[JeffoOfMetal]

Audacious 1.4 repository GUTSY
Make me a Sammich!

[-grubby]

Advice for my future
I get drunk and compile linux kernels

:lolflag:

[LaRoza]

Authentication Failed
Authentication Failed
Authentication Failed

No joke, different OP's.

http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screenshotnt5.png

[-grubby]

Authentication Failed
Authentication Failed
Authentication Failed

No joke, different OP's.

http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screenshotnt5.png

what a find laroza! :lolflag:

[23meg]

Hardy is Borked Right Now
Fonts have become big & weird
Kernel 2.6.24-12 Updates ended up BAD
nothing pops when usb camera is attached? bug?

[LaRoza]

Looks like Ubuntu is working well
One More Reason I Won't Vote for a Democrat

[firefeather]

How I got Guild Wars working in Wine 0.9.23
I hosed my sound

[FuturePilot]

Someone help with my wiki?
Personal Wikis and Getting Things Done

[-grubby]

Sorry if this is necromancing, but I saw this and just had to

Best Cheap Beer?
should people be allowed to drink themselves to death?

[p_quarles]

Sorry if this is necromancing, but I saw this and just had to

Best Cheap Beer?
should people be allowed to drink themselves to death?
I think that second thread was just made for this game. It's currently in the middle of two interesting entries:

Try Not to Laugh!
should people be allowed to drink themselves to death?

should people be allowed to drink themselves to death?
USA Presidential Expectations

[lisati]

Two password required for sudo (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=852239)
Multiple Ubuntus on boot? (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=852964)

[p_quarles]

USA Presidential Expectations
We are all screwed.

New Linux User needs to know about antivirus/firewall.
They should blow it out their ......

[misterhead]

"Ubuntu 'hanging'"
"Making Ubuntu Act more like Winders"



could it get any better than that?

[misterhead]

Supreme Court bans death penalty for child rape
Why can't we do someone a favour?

Fun with Math!
You know you're a geek when........

[misterhead]

Man, this thread needs more action. It really is a fun way to browse the forums. I found these yesterday...


I am looking to buy a Portable MP3 Player
AA battery charge question

Which do you prefer, upgrade or clean install?
I made a compile script

8.04 must have a bug....
Firefox keeps crashing
Can't share files with windows after upgrading to 8.04

internet over a network
Is it possible to send internet from one computer to the next with this method?

Is there a command to reverse the very last command?
Where did my partition go?

Why i went back to cheese and pickle...
I thought it was going to kill me!!

*is playing star ocean 2 on his computer*
*breaks the internet*

Can anyone explain me about WOTC?
Be afraid... be very afraid

[guildofghostwriters]

The decline of the internet
Where knowledge is free

[misterhead]

What a d--k !!
i quit. . . !


just found in OMG PINK PONIES

[koenn]

new business
can't decide, which speakers to buy
Just how important is eye candy to you?
Life decisions of a 34 yo male.

[tom66]

Uh, scratch this post, can I delete it?

[koenn]

So I had the weirdest thought about Linux/Windows
Buy Linux laptop in New Zealand

[LinuxRocks713]

Windows is better than Ubuntu
*** STOP: 0xWINDOWS (0x0000000,0xNULL,0xTRASHCAN)

[p_quarles]

Gnome has too many features
Blizzard Asks Judge Stop Code from being released as Open Source

[misterhead]

The role of the Government

Poll: World War 3 imminent ? Who will start it

[pp.]

Hydroxy booster fuel consumption & air polution benefits?

Sense of humour, patience and moodiness

[koenn]

How are you dealing with the financial crisis?
Just got my Android G1

[jenkinbr]

Firefox running slow
Thinking of switching

I lol'ed when I found this...

[spupy]

Installing Flash Player?
freezing and crashing.


RIAA to stop suing file sharers
Best place to download music?

[koenn]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=6460240&postcount=17