Be a Troll!

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

http://www.caveyourtrolls.com/img3.jpg

Come on, you know you want to. :)
I'll start:

HELP!!!
Hax0rs deleted my harddrive!
WHAT CAN I DO!
HELP ME!

Disclaimer: Please do not take any comments/insults seriously. Everything posted here is only in fun.

[wieman01]

Oh, shut up! ;-)

Disclaimer: Please do not take any comments/insults seriously. Everything posted here is only in fun.

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

Oh, shut up! ;-)HOW DAR YOU! IM A leet Haz0r i INVENTED cOmputers! you ARe a L0zer lololol!
NOW HLP ME!

[wieman01]

HOW DAR YOU! IM A leet Haz0r i INVENTED cOmputers! you ARe a L0zer lololol!
NOW HLP ME!
WHy dont u wipe your precious haddysk and reinstall Winbloze, you MS Fanboie!

[p_quarles]

WHy dont u wipe your precious haddysk and reinstall Winbloze, you MS Fanboie!
im NOT a fanboie im just telling teh facts -- MS makes a PROFESSIONAL operating system not some geekboy hobby thing that uses the command promt to do everytg what is this 1984??!!?

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

WHy dont u wipe your precious haddysk and reinstall Winbloze, you MS Fanboie!Loozer lolololol! MS WINDOWS FTW!

[wieman01]

im NOT a fanboie im just telling teh facts -- MS makes a PROFESSIONAL operating system not some geekboy hobby thing that uses the command promt to do everytg what is this 1984??!!?
I'LL REPOrt u! I am totallie SERIAL! ILL REPORt u!

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

im NOT a fanboie im just telling teh facts -- MS makes a PROFESSIONAL operating system not some geekboy hobby thing that uses the command promt to do everytg what is this 1984??!!?Finaly somone nows the truth.
yOu R very smart.

I'LL REPOrt u! I am totallie SERIAL! ILL REPORt u!I did Nothing. NOW Fix my HardDRive!!!

[Gremlinzzz]

The trolls kool

:guitar:

[-grubby]

Finaly somone nows the truth.
yOu R very smart.

I did Nothing. NOW Fix my HardDRive!!!

n00b

[Resident Troll]

All you guys suck. You think you know how to troll? You don't know nothin.

[matthew]

Careful, RT. I'm on to you...

[Kingsley]

Whatever happened to good old fashioned pancake booties? The kind mom used to make!

[wieman01]

Careful, RT. I'm on to you...
Ohhhh... here he COMES...

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

n00bLo0zer! LOLOLOLOL. Linx is fr sUkrzs! Windows is for LEET Hakers!

[FuturePilot]

Hahaha, you guys actually use Linux!? Gusty? What kind of OS name is that? Vista is much better.

Disclaimer, nothing I say in this thread is serious.

[use a name]

HELP!!!
Hax0rs deleted my harddrive!
WHAT CAN I DO!
HELP ME!

Lol, that's funny. Well, act quickly, unplug from the nedz! They might as well delete your mobo. :shock:

[MalfunctioningMartian]

HAHAHAHA! This thread is funny! Nothing as good as watching a lot of N00bs flame each other!!! Where can I place bets?! Not very elegant trolling but still good.

[Resident Troll]

I think you are all trolls. People come here and try to ask real questions and discuss issues and you treat them like ignorant n00bs!

What's the deal with this lynux stuff anyway? What's wrong with Windows?

Personally, I use Windows Me and I enjoy it. I can't understand why you people don't make your software work like WinMe, it's so much better.

Did you know that the U.S. Government uses a version of Linux? Really. The NSA invented it. It's called LinuxSE, and it has become a part of every Linux operating system out there. Look in your own Ubuntu repositories...it's there. In fact, part of it is probably installed on your computer right now. Who's watching the watchers, huh? If you aren't scared, you should be.

And what's up with this Adsf...(long user name) guy? He starts a thread just to cause arguments? What a d00fus. ;) I bet he likes to smell other people's farts.


EDIT: It was all just a joke (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=1032102). Don't you guys have any sense of humor at all? Besides, my little brother found my computer was on and logged in to teh forumz while I was in the can and he posted this drivel. It wasn't me. If you don't leave me alone, I'm going to leave and never come back here!!




Now you've been trolled properly.

[use a name]

I think you missed the bigger picture. We all know MS has been funding republican efforts for a long time. Their interest is money AND control. It's just a deal to

lock the market
scare people (DRM, WGA etc)
control the masses

Seems you're a victim of 1 and 3 already. Maybe 2 as well.

[bapoumba]

@ RT: well, we may have to add a new troll category to that list, the "Meh dat wuznot me" Troll. The little brother, hmm, not so original, don't you think?

[Resident Troll]

I think you missed the bigger picture. We all know MS has been funding republican efforts for a long time. Their interest is money AND control. It's just a deal to

lock the market
scare people (DRM, WGA etc)
control the masses

Seems you're a victim of 1 and 3 already. Maybe 2 as well.
Bah. I'm no republican...I'm an anarchist. Unless, of course, I was the one in control. Then I would be in favor of an absolute (benevolent) dictatorship. Besides, that is nothing more than a straw man argument and I'm not going to play along with your games.

I'm a victim? No, you are a victim of confusion and elitism. Oh, and DRM is a GOOD thing! It stands for Digital Rights Management. That means that the rights of my fingers to be used is being upheld--I can type whatever I want to type, as long as it is not illegal.

Man, some people just don't understand the issues.
@ RT: well, we may have to add a new troll category to that list, the "Meh dat wuznot me" Troll. The little brother, hmm, not so original, don't you think?
Okay, you caught me. I lied. I'm really, really, really, really sorry and I promise I will never do it again. I throw myself on the mercy of the forums. Please, Ms Powerful Staff Member, don't ban me! I'll be good. You have my word on it. Oh, by the way...Halloween is over. Change your signature.

[az]

Hax0rs deleted my harddrive!
WHAT CAN I DO!


You should have made a backup. All your data is gone. Forever.

[use a name]

Bah. I'm no republican...I'm an anarchist. Unless, of course, I was the one in control. Then I would be in favor of an absolute (benevolent) dictatorship. Besides, that is nothing more than a straw man argument and I'm not going to play along with your games.

I'm a victim? No, you are a victim of confusion and elitism. Oh, and DRM is a GOOD thing! It stands for Digital Rights Management. That means that the rights of my fingers to be used is being upheld--I can type whatever I want to type, as long as it is not illegal.

Man, some people just don't understand the issues.
]
Didn't say you are a republican. I just explain the tactics the republicans use to control the masses. They get funded, get their control and MS can do whatever they fancy.

Go ahead, be an anarchist. Just don't think that immediately makes you as free as you want to be. (Heh, realizing that would make you a better anarchist. ;))

[Officer Dibble]

HELP!!!
Hax0rs deleted my harddrive!
WHAT CAN I DO!
HELP ME!



K... we need the hard drive's serial number, and all the details pertaining to the drive geometry. How are your jumpers configured?

Is this SATA or IDE, if IDE do you know how long the IDE cable is? If too long this could have an impact on data transfer or allow for data transfer monitoring by hax0rs due to the opportunity a lengthy cable gives them to take advantage of free radical electrons emitted from that long cable. Is it shared with another drive? We'll need to know the drive geometry details of that drive too.

To reverse engineer the hax0rs trail of destruction we will need a detailed list of all the websites you can remember visiting over the last six months.

Which way up is the drive in your computer? Do you know how many turns of each screw it takes to secure the drive to the chassis?

What is the ambient temperature of your room, morning, noon, and night? This will help determine the impact of thermodynamics on your software security. A little to much expansion of your hardware could create a security leak for hax0rs.

Have you extended the HDD activity LED's cable to you bathroom? If not then hax0rs could have accessed your drive while you were taking a leak. This is a useful tip as making sure you have carefully placed HDD activity LED's around your home allows you to monitor for illegal or unexpected activity. If you have noticed any strange LED activity over the last six months, please detail this - it would help enormously.

Once you can provide us with this very important information we should be able to help you format your drive and then initiate re-imaging.

Hope this helps. :)

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

You should have made a backup. All your data is gone. Forever.I demand you help me get it Back! ITS UBNTUS FAULT!!!

Didn't say you are a republican. I just explain the tactics the republicans use to control the masses. They get funded, get their control and MS can do whatever they fancy.

Go ahead, be an anarchist. Just don't think that immediately makes you as free as you want to be. (Heh, realizing that would make you a better anarchist. ;))MS is The Best! They MAke ZuNes and Ipods only copy Them!

K... we need the hard drive's serial number, and all the details pertaining to the drive geometry. How are your jumpers configured?

Is this SATA or IDE, if IDE do you know how long the IDE cable is? If too long this could have an impact on data transfer or allow for data transfer monitoring by hax0rs due to the opportunity a lengthy cable gives them to take advantage of free radical electrons emitted from that long cable. Is it shared with another drive? We'll need to know the drive geometry details of that drive too.

To reverse engineer the hax0rs trail of destruction we will need a detailed list of all the websites you can remember visiting over the last six months.

Which way up is the drive in your computer? Do you know how many turns of each screw it takes to secure the drive to the chassis?

What is the ambient temperature of your room, morning, noon, and night? This will help determine the impact of thermodynamics on your software security. A little to much expansion of your hardware could create a security leak for hax0rs.

Have you extended the HDD activity LED's cable to you bathroom? If not then hax0rs could have accessed your drive while you were taking a leak. This is a useful tip as making sure you have carefully placed HDD activity LED's around your home allows you to monitor for illegal or unexpected activity. If you have noticed any strange LED activity over the last six months, please detail this - it would help enormously.

Once you can provide us with this very important information we should be able to help you format your drive and then initiate re-imaging.

Hope this helps. :)Thanks, that fixed it. :)

[compiledkernel]

Bah. I'm no republican...I'm an anarchist. Unless, of course, I was the one in control. Then I would be in favor of an absolute (benevolent) dictatorship. Besides, that is nothing more than a straw man argument and I'm not going to play along with your games.

I'm a victim? No, you are a victim of confusion and elitism. Oh, and DRM is a GOOD thing! It stands for Digital Rights Management. That means that the rights of my fingers to be used is being upheld--I can type whatever I want to type, as long as it is not illegal.

Man, some people just don't understand the issues.

Okay, you caught me. I lied. I'm really, really, really, really sorry and I promise I will never do it again. I throw myself on the mercy of the forums. Please, Ms Powerful Staff Member, don't ban me! I'll be good. You have my word on it. Oh, by the way...Halloween is over. Change your signature.

Im trying to see how this is funny. Funny how? Funny like a clown, like it amuses you and makes you laugh. Its here to frickin amuse you. Whatta mean funny? Funny how. Tell me how this is funny, tell me, tell me whats funny.

[bapoumba]

Oh, by the way...Halloween is over. Change your signature.
Please.
Thank you.
Done :KS

[Resident Troll]

Im trying to see how this is funny. Funny how? Funny like a clown, like it amuses you and makes you laugh. Its here to frickin amuse you. Whatta mean funny? Funny how. Tell me how this is funny, tell me, tell me whats funny.Pesto? Is that you??

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~rorder/pesto.gif

Which Animaniacs character matches your personality? (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~rorder/animaniquiz.html)

[ComplexNumber]

Im trying to see how this is funny. Funny how? Funny like a clown, like it amuses you and makes you laugh. Its here to frickin amuse you. Whatta mean funny? Funny how. Tell me how this is funny, tell me, tell me whats funny.

hey, it's my mate Joe P from GF

[compiledkernel]

Ya mutha, Resident Troll! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. ComplexNumber, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Resident Troll. You may fold under questioning. You really are a funny guy.

[Resident Troll]

Ya mutha, Resident Troll! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. ComplexNumber, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Resident Troll. You may fold under questioning. You really are a funny guy.And I'm the one who received an infraction?? LOL

Hey everyone! It looks like I hit a nerve with compiledkernel...or is that compliant-colonel? Ever do time in Iraq? Abu Ghraib maybe?

Someday, when you grow up, maybe you will learn to troll as good as I do. Here's a nickel, buy yourself a real operating system.

[matthew]

Alright guys, I know you are just playing a game, but please keep it mellow, okay?

[bapoumba]

Here's a nickel, buy yourself a real operating system.
That's not enough or way too much. Every troll knows that.

[compiledkernel]

Was tryin to keep the Pesci theme goin, mah bad though.

=).

[Resident Troll]

That's not enough or way too much. Every troll knows that.I confess, I stole the line from this.
http://static.flickr.com/87/240803829_9212773615_o.png

Either way, I must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh? (meaning CK, and that's another quote--10 points to the person who gets the reference first)

[bapoumba]

I confess, I stole the line from this.
http://static.flickr.com/87/240803829_9212773615_o.png

Either way, I must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh? (meaning CK, and that's another quote--10 points to the person who gets the reference first)
Star Wars (do not remember which one, will look).
And the nickel was for a computer, not an OS, no wonders I could not get it right :tongue:

Edit: The Empire Strikes Back, many thanks to Google!

[compiledkernel]

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/01jul/uf003214.gif
http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/01jul/uf003216.gif
http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/01jul/uf003222.gif

Dont make me break out my LART , RT. =)

[Resident Troll]

Star Wars (do not remember which one, will look).
And the nickel was for a computer, not an OS, no wonders I could not get it right :tongue:

Edit: The Empire Strikes Back, many thanks to Google!
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! We have a winner.
Dont make me break out my LART , RT. =)LOL. I've still got it, still working my magic.

Back in the day, I could troll and get an entire Usenet group to attack me after just one post. I'm a little out of practice. Today everyone has it easy, what with Google and pictures and stuff. A real troll is an artistic masterpiece, a tapestry of words carefully woven into a beautiful lure so appealing, so alluring, that the masses can't help but bite. People today don't have time to read. Heck, half of these young'uns don't even know how I'll wager.

Besides, Ubuntu is just Debian with an orange-brown color scheme.

Okay kids, class is over for today.

[Gremlinzzz]

ubuntu troll

[potentia]

Linux in other words:

feces in - feces out!

[WhatTheCoitus]

and that’s what its all about now do the hokie cokie and shake it all about, OH DO THE HOKIE COKIE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP1tkspU5yw

Linux forums are just a place where halfwitted peeps hang out if they had an ounce of sense between them they would see the light and open the widows and let in a breath of fresh air!

[~~Tito~~]

Get a room you computer loving hippies!!

:lolflag::lolflag:

[compiledkernel]

Hey Tito, where are Jermaine, Latoya, and Michael?

:lolflag:

[bruce89]

Faeces looks very silly without the a.

[-grubby]

Lo0zer! LOLOLOLOL. Linx is fr sUkrzs! Windows is for LEET Hakers!

n0 its n0t! u r just a stupid n00b STFU. Winblows is for n00bs
EDIT: posted a little late didn't I

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

n0 its n0t! u r just a stupid n00b STFU. Winblows is for n00bs
EDIT: posted a little late didn't IHAHA! Lnux is f0r CoMMies! Windose is Americun! its teh BEST!



P.S. In case anyone didn't know, I'm still kidding. :)

[-grubby]

HAHA! Lnux is f0r CoMMies! Windose is Americun! its teh BEST!



P.S. In case anyone didn't know, I'm still kidding. :)

u r rong!! WINBL0WS IS for teh n00bs like u hoo dont git it!!! Linux is teh BEST!

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

u r rong!! WINBL0WS IS for teh n00bs like u hoo dont git it!!! Linux is teh BEST!HA! Lnux is the Loozer. Ti has know dEsktop! Windows ME FTW!

[Aiello]

HA! Lnux is the Loozer. Ti has know dEsktop! Windows ME FTW!

u i5 73h riht!!11 Wind0w5 pwn 73h lin5uc5! it pwn it 500 h4rd! du3l b007 vis74 + ME = ub3r pwnz!!11

[n3tfury]

complete rubbish.

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

u i5 73h riht!!11 Wind0w5 pwn 73h lin5uc5! it pwn it 500 h4rd! du3l b007 vis74 + ME = ub3r pwnz!!11Get a spel-chker n00b! LOLOLOLOLOL!

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

complete rubbish.*reverting to normal person mode*

What's complete rubbish? This thread, a comment, or something else?

*reverting to troll mode*

l00zer!

[Aiello]

u c4ll m3h ru8i5h?!?!1 u ch4ll3n63 m3h 1337?!!1 i inv3n73d 73h w0r1d 0f t3chn0106y35!?! u 5p4wn 0f 517in 4nd 4 m4cin705h!

[Mr. Psychopath]

I love boobs....

[Aiello]

u n07 73h 7r001!! u 73h u83r n008!!11 r0f1c0p7345!!11

[-grubby]

u i5 73h riht!!11 Wind0w5 pwn 73h lin5uc5! it pwn it 500 h4rd! du3l b007 vis74 + ME = ub3r pwnz!!11

rong!!Ubuuntu is teh b3st!!no ?s ask3d!! u r rong!!! Ubuntu pwnz vis74 + M3!

[-grubby]

u c4ll m3h ru8i5h?!?!1 u ch4ll3n63 m3h 1337?!!1 i inv3n73d 73h w0r1d 0f t3chn0106y35!?! u 5p4wn 0f 517in 4nd 4 m4cin705h!

u r rubbis3!!!

[Aiello]

n05!1 u 83 73h wr0n65!!!111 wind0w5 ME>wind0w5 v574>llamas>u8un7u>m4c!!111
i7 73h 7ru7hs!

[-grubby]

n05!1 u 83 73h wr0n65!!!111 wind0w5 ME>wind0w5 v574>llamas>u8un7u>m4c!!111
i7 73h 7ru7hs!

I can't read most of that besides windows me, windows vista, and llamas. Llamas???!?!?

[Aiello]

You need to learn to speak leet! Yes... i h4v3 73h n0 1if3...

[SoloSalsa]

You need to learn to speak leet! Yes... i h4v3 73h n0 1if3...
tfsu n00b U has lyke NU11 1ifez
dis fread iz wurkin up 4 lollercaust; lyke OMGWTF

[bapoumba]

You need to learn to speak leet!
Ah.. Leet is for trolls? Hmm.. Leet is for kiddies wishing they were trolling :p

[-grubby]

You need to learn to speak leet! Yes... i h4v3 73h n0 1if3...

1 d0nt n33d 2 l3arn 2 sp3ak 1773! 1 am g00d 3nuf!

[FuturePilot]

Ah.. Leet is for trolls? Hmm.. Leet is for kiddies wishing they were trolling :p

Leet is so last year. Hex is in now :p
4d 77 61 68 61 68 61 68 61

[p_quarles]

Leet is so last year. Hex is in now :p
4d 77 61 68 61 68 61 68 61
01100010 01101100 01100001 01101000 01100010 01101100 01100001 01101000 01100010 01101100 01100001 01101000

[SoloSalsa]

01100010 01101100 01100001 01101000 01100010 01101100 01100001 01101000 01100010 01101100 01100001 01101000 oldskool = monkey dr00|_

[Aiello]

Leet is so last year. Hex is in now :p
4d 77 61 68 61 68 61 68 61

n0!11 u 83 73h wr0n6!!11! 1337 i5 s7i11 73h pwnz0rz!!11 0h, 4nd wind0w5 ME 57i11 pwnz 73h 50ck4 0f 73h 1in5uck5!!

[-grubby]

n0!11 u 83 73h wr0n6!!11! 1337 i5 s7i11 73h pwnz0rz!!11 0h, 4nd wind0w5 ME 57i11 pwnz 73h 50ck4 0f 73h 1in5uck5!!

no. 77 38 32 34 12 38 48!

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

PLZ Fix mY HARDDRIVE NOW! LNUX ruind IT!

[Aiello]

N05!! u 83 73h wr0n6 4 u53n 73h lin5uck5!!1 637 n3w HDD 4nd us3 73h WINDOWS ME!!1! i7 pwn 73h n0085!!

[-grubby]

PLZ Fix mY HARDDRIVE NOW! LNUX ruind IT!

hoo c2r3$! f1x ur own pr0bl3ms!!

[FuturePilot]

01100010 01101100 01100001 01101000 01100010 01101100 01100001 01101000 01100010 01101100 01100001 01101000

Now I get flamed:rolleyes:

:lolflag:

[inversekinetix]

you been...................
























































































































........PWNED

[-grubby]

you been...................
........PWNED

that's an awfully large space.

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

that's an awfully large space.HE mst B troll. BAN HIM!

[-grubby]

HE mst B troll. BAN HIM!

ban you fr askin' fur help wh3n u c@n f1x ur own pr0b13/|\$!!!!11!!!!!1111one!!!

[zetetic]

You know nothing about computers, you Ubuntu losers n #4%"@/;&!

Do yourselves a favor and install a real Gnu/Linux distro: Debian!

Ubuntu is made for ex-windows lamers!

It's Mark Shuttleworth (and root) who owns your computer, not you poor fouls!

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[-grubby]

You know nothing about computers, you Ubuntu losers n #4%"@/;&!

Do yourselves a favor and install a real Gnu/Linux distro: Debian!

Ubuntu is made for ex-windows lamers!

It's Mark Shuttleworth (and root) who owns your computer, not you poor fouls!

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

n00b! y n0t g3t a R3@1 d1$1r0 11k3 SLACKWARE OR GENTOO!!!!!!!! H3ck y n0t m@k3 ur own!!

[mysticrider92]

You know nothing about computers, you Ubuntu losers n #4%"@/;&!

Do yourselves a favor and install a real Gnu/Linux distro: Debian!

Ubuntu is made for ex-windows lamers!

It's Mark Shuttleworth (and root) who owns your computer, not you poor fouls!

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

@|2(|-| |1|\||_|>< |=+\X/!!

[)3|}1@|\| 1$ |=0|2 |\|00|}z!!

Pwn3d....

[SoloSalsa]

Ur 'Archh Lynuks' be OMG lyke eYe -xrossy; U luks lyke nitwit, FUL!

[use a name]

Trolls are more intelligent than that, so I guess this thread isn't for trolls.

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

Trolls are more intelligent than that, so I guess this thread isn't for trolls.Are you sure? :)

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=177891

[p_quarles]

Wow. That thread's a classic. Worth the read just for this gem:
i hax0red apple in 1993 so dont mess with me

The guy was obviously playing with people, though. Reminds me of a Chris Pirillo video where he got a call from some marketing firm, and he played stupid, sayings things such as "I got a copy of Web 2.0 from Best Buy, but it won't install on my Vista."

[Aiello]

w4ht! taht thread is not 73h funny! tat guy had legit prob cause of teh linsucks!!11one! he n33ded 73h WINDOWS ME! it pwn teh linsucks!

[mysticrider92]

Are you sure? :)

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=177891

Nice. "I h4x0r3d Apple in 1993, but I have no idea what NTFS is, nor do I know much about computers".

[-grubby]

w4ht! taht thread is not 73h funny! tat guy had legit prob cause of teh linsucks!!11one! he n33ded 73h WINDOWS ME! it pwn teh linsucks!

w4t! L1n()xs pwns \/1$t@!!!! u j()$t d0n't kn0\/\/ u n00b!!LOLLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!11111one!!!!

[maybeway36]

Where is the .exe for beryl!!!!!! Thx

[Calash]

http://www.caveyourtrolls.com/img3.jpg

Come on, you know you want to. :)
I'll start:

HELP!!!
Hax0rs deleted my harddrive!
WHAT CAN I DO!
HELP ME!

Disclaimer: Please do not take any comments/insults seriously. Everything posted here is only in fun.

You know who was a troll?

Hitler....true story...

[compiledkernel]

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[p_quarles]

You know who was a troll?

Hitler....true story...
Yeah, right. That's what they want you to think.

[~~Tito~~]

Hey Tito, where are Jermaine, Latoya, and Michael?

:lolflag:

They are in the back smokng a joint. . . . . . NO THEY ARE DEAD YOU *******. . . . . ALL YOU UBUNTU USERS ARE NOTHING BUT N(. )( .)BS AND SMART ALIK TROLLING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1337 PwEnD

[-grubby]

They are in the back smokng a joint. . . . . . NO THEY ARE DEAD YOU *******. . . . . ALL YOU UBUNTU USERS ARE NOTHING BUT N(. )( .)BS AND SMART ALIK TROLLING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1337 PwEnD

I'm n0 ()b()nt() ()$3r!! I ()$3 my 0\/\/N L1n()x!

[compiledkernel]

Michael Jackson does not smoke blunt ~~Tito~~, hes a caring very well mannered person who cares for everyone in a totally legal way that cant be misconstrued as something other than just being friends.

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

b0¥, ¥0µ 9µ¥$ 4r3 jµ$7 £1|{3 4b$0£µ73£¥ n07h1n9. ¥0µr £1nµx $|{1££$ 4r3 73h $µ(|{. 1 r 7h3 00b3r r337 $|{4n|{ b307(h 70 4££ ¥0µ n3wb$.Tis leet speach it becomming hrd to follow.
NOW HELP ME WTH MY Harddrive!!!
NOOBS! LOLOLOL!

[p_quarles]

how can i stop using a password to do EVEYRHTING it keeps bugging me -- how to i turn it off.

also the linux community is mean and they shouldnt be so critical of miscrosoft and they should change that stupid brown wallpaper it looks like poo.

[SoloSalsa]

they should change that stupid brown wallpaper it looks like poo.
yo mama looks like poo

[-grubby]

Tis leet speach it becomming hrd to follow.
NOW HELP ME WTH MY Harddrive!!!
NOOBS! LOLOLOL!

Here's how to fix your problem! Open a terminal and type I DELETED SO NOT TO GET IN TROUBLE

DON'T ACTUALLY TYPE THAT

[lespaul_rentals]

Here's how to fix your problem! Open a terminal and type sudo rm -rf/*


Umm, I have been having some recent hard drive issues, so I typed that, and it said it was working and stuff, but the next time I tried to turn on my computer, it was all black? Nothing showed up?

I am posting this from my laptop, I would really appreciate it if someone could help me out!

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

Here's how to fix your problem! Open a terminal and type sudo rm -rf/*

DON'T ACTUALLY TYPE THATOh thank you so much! That got rid of that horrible piece of junk you call Linux. I'm now in Windows Vista Heaven! :guitar:

Now can someone tell me how to get my data back?

[p_quarles]

Oh thank you so much! That got rid of that horrible piece of junk you call Linux. I'm now in Windows Vista Heaven! :guitar:

Now can someone tell me how to get my data back?
yeah, you just have to format the C drive.

[-grubby]

yeah, you just have to format the C drive.

what he said. Open up a shell (or terminal or whatever) and type : format C:

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

what he said. Open up a shell (or terminal or whatever) and type : format C:I tried that, but all it gave me was a BLACK SCREEN!!!
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH VISTA!!!!!!!! :evil:

[-grubby]

I tried that, but all it gave me was a BLACK SCREEN!!!
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH VISTA!!!!!!!! :evil:

next step to fix your hard drive is to throw the computer out the window (how are you typing this if Vista is gone?)

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

next step to fix your hard drive is to throw the computer out the window (how are you typing this if Vista is gone?)I'm typing this on my friends computer dum-dum! (still kidding of course :) )

I threw my computer out the window, but IT STILL DOESN"T WORK!!!!!!
THE BLUE LIGHT WONT EVEN COM ON!!!!!!
HLP ME NOW!!!!!!

[p_quarles]

Sorry, that thing about "format" was the wrong command. My stupid little sister keeps logging onto my account and typing things when I've told her not to a million times.

[Frak]

I'm typing this on my friends computer dum-dum! (still kidding of course :) )

I threw my computer out the window, but IT STILL DOESN"T WORK!!!!!!
THE BLUE LIGHT WONT EVEN COM ON!!!!!!
HLP ME NOW!!!!!!
n00b, nobdy cares

[p_quarles]

n00b, nobdy cares
heh, ya, he totaly got p0wnz3rd ha ha

[p_quarles]

^^^
my sister again sorry

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

n00b, nobdy caresYOU HAVE TO FIX IT! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!

[Frak]

YOU HAVE TO FIX IT! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!
shut up, n00b

[maybeway36]

my unbuntu server is broken, there is no gui

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

shut up, n00bFIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOB!!
IM A LEET HAKOR! LOLOLOL!

[Frak]

FIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOB!!
IM A LEET HAKOR! LOLOLOL!
shut up n00bs, and the freak with the really long name needs to learn something more than just telling people to use rm -rf alot.

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

shut up n00bs, and the freak with the really long name needs to learn something more than just telling people to use rm -rf alot.*normal user mode*

Just in case this wasn't clear to anyone else, we are not taking any of this seriously. This is just a stupid little game I cooked up. Now, back to the fun...

*troll mode*

ITS YOUR FAULT! YOU SAID THAT LINUX WAS FOR LEET USERS. IM LEET AND IT DOESN'T WORK!!

FIX IT NOW!!

[Frak]

`/0|_| @|23|\|'+ @ |33+ |_|$3|2, $0 $|-||_|+ |_||* |\|00|}

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

`/0|_| @|23|\|'+ @ |33+ |_|$3|2, $0 $|-||_|+ |_||* |\|00|}skript kiddy. :confused:

[Frak]

skript kiddy. :confused:
|-|0\X/ [)@|23 `/0|_| (@|| |\/|3 @ $(|21|*+ |<1[)[)`/, `/0|_| |\|00|}.

[-grubby]

you say you threw your computer out the window and it didn't fix it? Next step is to, since your at a friend's (probably faggots!LOLOLOL) computer that probably runs M$ Winblow$ look at the back of the computer, see where it plugs in? stick your finger in one of the holes next to the plugin

[FuturePilot]

Why is Linux slower than XP?
Actually I don't care, I'm going back to Windows.

[LaRoza]

Why is Linux slower than XP?
Actually I don't care, I'm going back to Windows.

PICNIC Errors.

-EDIT (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer)

[FuturePilot]

Are you saying I don't know what I'm doing? I know Windows like the back of my hand!

still only joking of course

[Frak]

Are you saying I don't know what I'm doing? I know Windows like the back of my hand!

still only joking of course
And Microsoft knows you like the back of their checks.

[FuturePilot]

Whatever :-\"

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

you say you threw your computer out the window and it didn't fix it? Next step is to, since your at a friend's (probably faggots!LOLOLOL) computer that probably runs M$ Winblow$ look at the back of the computer, see where it plugs in? stick your finger in one of the holes next to the pluginYea right! Im to smart for that! I Know that if I did that it would get the germs on my finger into the computer and then it would get a virus.

NICE TRY FANBOY! NOW FIX MY COMPUTER!!!

[-grubby]

Yea right! Im to smart for that! I Know that if I did that it would get the germs on my finger into the computer and then it would get a virus.

NICE TRY FANBOY! NOW FIX MY COMPUTER!!!

g0 let someone else fix ur computer n00b!

[use a name]

next step to fix your hard drive is to throw the computer out the window (how are you typing this if Vista is gone?)
I threw the windows out of my computer and that fixed it. :-k

[use a name]

|-|0\X/ [)@|23 `/0|_| (@|| |\/|3 @ $(|21|*+ |<1[)[)`/, `/0|_| |\|00|}.
I like that \X/ :)

[Erwin]

I threw the windows out of my computer and that fixed it. :-k

Now throw that fake moustache out of your window to complete your transformation.

[use a name]

Now throw that fake moustache out of your window to complete your transformation.
Already did. I just come here to see what I looked like. :)

BTW, were you telling people with mustaches haven't thrown the windows out of their computer yet?

[Erwin]

.

[avik]

its obvious what teh problem is. you arent using gnome. get a real deskto penvironment, not that stoopid kde! and while youre at it start using vi, all you emacs loosers!

[Aiello]

h0w much d0 i h4v3 2 t311 u!!111 4ny 1in5uck5 d35k70p 7hin6y 81ow5!!11 637 73h windows VISTA!!!!11

[ThePokerSaloon.com]

Did I miss something?

[SoloSalsa]

IM IN YUR HAND, STEELIN YUR ROYL FLUSHIES
u missed me an yur wallet cuz IM TEH P0X0R PWNZ0R

[mysticrider92]

Where is the .exe for beryl!!!!!! Thx

1 7h1nk y0u c4n f1nd 17 1n /d3v/nu||..

avik: N4N0 is 73h r0x0r35, v1 15 4 w1nd0w5 u53rs...

:confused:

[use a name]

its obvious what teh problem is. you arent using gnome. !
Gnomes, trolls... This is going to be epic.

Yes, I use gnomes every now and then. But you know, it's always them who secretly screw up and then offer to help you out. Meanwhile they plunder the fridge. I need a shovel. A big one. Let's splat the gnomes.

[FuturePilot]

Help! There's a Gnome in my computer! He's leaving funny little footprints all over the place! Look, he trampled all over Nautilus!

[Erwin]

.

[-grubby]

oh,btw dude with the long name, go to this page (http://w4rc0rpz.net/images/news/space/orl-evolution1607nov16,0,5409733.story) for the instructions to fix your problem!

[mysticrider92]

oh,btw dude with the long name, go to this page (http://w4rc0rpz.net/images/news/space/orl-evolution1607nov16,0,5409733.story) for the instructions to fix your problem!

Man, that was weird... Oh well, a quick Control>Alt>Backspace fixed it easily.

[FuturePilot]

Well if no one will help me with my problem, I'm going back to Windows. I don't like Gnomes in my computer sticking their stinky feet everywhere.

[p_quarles]

Well if no one will help me with my problem, I'm going back to Windows. I don't like Gnomes in my computer sticking their stinky feet everywhere.
hAVE FUN IN VIRUSVILLE LOOSOR
KTHXBAI

[use a name]

Well if no one will help me with my problem, I'm going back to Windows. I don't like Gnomes in my computer sticking their stinky feet everywhere.
Just take a normal mousetrap and put some resources in it. They just can't resist. ):P

[avik]

Just take a normal mousetrap and put some resources in it. They just can't resist. ):P

Oh yeah. Great comeback luser! At least it's better than KDE and its eye-blindingly shiny interface.

[FuturePilot]

Oh yeah. Great comeback luser! At least it's better than KDE and its eye-blindingly shiny interface.

At least it doesn't smell :shock:

[-grubby]

At least it doesn't smell :shock:

but it s()x0r$ r3g@rdl3$$!!!!!!

[savagenator]

|}/\/\, |_| |)ó0|\|7 |<|\|0 1337!!!?!!!}{} |_| </\|\|7 |-|/\¤¢$ /\/\3!!! £ø7 $7|_|¶1|) !!!¿¿¿æ

:-)

[use a name]

Oh yeah. Great comeback luser! At least it's better than KDE and its eye-blindingly shiny interface.
Gnomes can't handle shiny, true. Anythime I ask them to polish anything they run away. Stupid little gnomes.

Ok, no shovel, no mousetrap. I'm gonna buy a cat. :)

[Aiello]

kde? gnom3? wtf?! just us3 t3h windows me!

[-grubby]

kde? gnom3? wtf?! just us3 t3h windows me!

Winblows m3 teh SUX0rs!!!!

[raul_]

Windows sucks, Linux rules the world

[Aiello]

1insucks rul3 teh worlds?!11 haahahlolololollolol!! windows me got teh 129% marcet shares!!11one! linsucks got t3h -8522342141341% marcet shars! rofl!!11!

[lespaul_rentals]

Well guys, I gave Linux a chance. I installed it over my Windows installation (someone told me it would save my files) and lo and behold, it didn't. Well, that's okay, crap happens, right? Well Linux is crap. It looks all fancy and cool on the outside, but I had to continually open text stuff to get anything done. I needed some help configuring my devices so someone told me to edit a zorgzorg file or something like that. Well, that made my screen go black. Someone told me to run RM rf or something like that, and now I can't boot at all!

I run a small business from my home, and my hard drive has hundreds of personal documents of my clients on it. Well, needless to say, it's kind of hard to recover data when your computer won't boot!

I had my friend stick my hard drive in his computer and see if he could recover anything, but Windows said there was an unsupported file format on it (probably more Linux crap). Anyway, my backups got lost in a fire a couple of weeks back. Is there anyway to get this Linux stuff off my computer and get my files back? I posted the same question and someone said to use Boot and Nuke, so I did, and it didn't help. Help please?!

[p_quarles]

^^^ lol --- that one wins

[Aiello]

u shood have listened 2 our sigs a u83r n0085!!1one!! rofl!1
taht is waht u get 4 tryin teh linsucks and not stayen w/ teh windows11!

(Oh, and lespaul, you do win.)

[-grubby]

u m3@n u l1$t3n3d 2 w@t i s3d @ wh1l3 b@ck!

[FuturePilot]

570p w17h 4|| 7h3 |337!!!

[-grubby]

570p w17h 4|| 7h3 |337!!!

1 c@/\/'1 R3@|) |)@1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!one!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[Dark_X]

/\/\y h34D hUR75 PhR0m 4LL t3h 1337.

[SoloSalsa]

zorgzorg is TEH 1337 'N' AWESOME PWNZ0RNESS! Win$hit uses what, like 'directx' or something boring and 'direct'ed by MS. But, LINUX uses the uber powerful graphical power of zorgzorg! YUR MOM IS MAD FO 'X'!
Zing!!1!ONGelevendy!

[Aiello]

73h w4h75 u 54y?!?!11 1in5uck5 i5 dir373d 8y 73h micr050f7!!11 73h w0r1d i5 dir373d 8y 73h micr050f7!!11one!1 411 80w 83f0r3 73h BILL GATES!!!

[BLTicklemonster]

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. :guitar:

[-grubby]

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. :guitar:

quit with that incessant guitar!!~!@!!!

[raul_]

Linux is communist. Only communists use Linux. You are sponsoring Kim Jong-il

[BLTicklemonster]

It's all George Bush's fault.

[firefoxdl]

the pic is so...ugly

[DUDE_2000]

you dont have a pic.. OOOHHHH

[use a name]

Linux is communist. Only communists use Linux. You are sponsoring Kim Jong-il
Yep, you're right. Kim Jong II just sucks as a commy. Hmmm, all commies suck, except for the hippies. They should eat more flesh though.

[Frak]

Linux is communist. Only communists use Linux. You are sponsoring Kim Jong-il
Kim Jong-il is a dictator. n00b. They have a Command Economy controlled by him.

[SoloSalsa]

Curse you, King Kong!

[-grubby]

king kong is gay!!! USE GODZILLA!

[lespaul_rentals]

You guys are all freaking noobs. Linux is NOT communism. Linux is anarchism! All of you are idiots. Communism is not good, think of Hitler and how many people died under his rule. Osama bin Laden is communist, and he kills people for fun. Noobs.

[FuturePilot]

What's a noob?

[Presto123]

What's a noob?

It's a typo. They were all actually saying...boo...never mind.

[-grubby]

What's a noob?

n00b communists like GODZILLA MORE IT'S A PROVEN FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SoloSalsa]

Which is why Godzilla sucks: only the rookies care about him. Pro residents hail Mozilla which could take down Godzilla with a bus signal, any Herz! Mozilla r0X0rs ur weak-but 'god'zilla! Godzilla fails, for lack of god. Even Dogzilla pwns with Dogma. But Mozilla has Moxie, and PWNS ALL!

[-grubby]

Which is why Godzilla sucks: only the rookies care about him. Pro residents hail Mozilla which could take down Godzilla with a bus signal, any Herz! Mozilla r0X0rs ur weak-but 'god'zilla! Godzilla fails, for lack of god. Even Dogzilla pwns with Dogma. But Mozilla has Moxie, and PWNS ALL!

MOZILLA SUKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODZILLA PWNS N00Bs like MOZILLA!!!!!!!

[FuturePilot]

Mozilla Godzilla? lol

[-grubby]

Mozilla Godzilla? lol

n00b!!!!!!!!!! GODZILLA PWNS MOZILLA & N00BS LIKE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FuturePilot]

n00b? lol

[screaminj3sus]

ubuntu sucks

[-grubby]

n00b? lol

1 d0nt c h0w tis is fu/\/ /\/y ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODZILLA PWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[avik]

n00b? lol

you got pwnt n00b! rotflmfaololstfurtfmbbq!!!!1111eleventhousandonehu ndredone

[SoloSalsa]

Godzilla PWNd, back in the day of lame-but graphics and cinematography. Ergo, G-Zilla is an old senior citizen, with black-and-white osteoperosis. Mozilla, however, started out in 1998, which makes it only five years old. A true tech master, as myself, can apply Moore's law on the fly (and in my head, unlike you incompetant newbs who would surely take out some weak-but calculator for the job). That equates to roughly 22 human years old. That's right: Mozilla is a fit athletic young adult, of a contemporary age, making sausages out of your senile lame-but Gzilla. Eat source, beyatch!

[nikoPSK]

I live in heaven so you can't touch this.

[-grubby]

Godzilla PWNd, back in the day of lame-but graphics and cinematography. Ergo, G-Zilla is an old senior citizen, with black-and-white osteoperosis. Mozilla, however, started out in 1998, which makes it only five years old. A true tech master, as myself, can apply Moore's law on the fly (and in my head, unlike you incompetant newbs who would surely take out some weak-but calculator for the job). That equates to roughly 22 human years old. That's right: Mozilla is a fit athletic young adult, of a contemporary age, making sausages out of your senile lame-but Gzilla. Eat source, beyatch!

THIS "MOZILLA" U SPEAK OF SUX0RS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! GODZILLA IS EXPERIENCED BUT OLD SO IT'S GOOD! SO SCREW MOZILLS!!!GODILLA PWNS N00BS LIKE MOZILLA~!I@(*!Y#(*&@#!Y&!!!~!~!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nikoPSK]

Well, your hard-drive you say? hmm, I have no clue what a hard-drive is so screw you (I j/k, I j/k ;)). I'm just doing this to get a bean.

[-grubby]

Well, your hard-drive you say? hmm, I have no clue what a hard-drive is so screw you (I j/k, I j/k ;)). I'm just doing this to get a bean.

I already fixed his hard drive!!!

[nikoPSK]

Canadians sey eh alot. Don't we. Well to fix your hard drive in windows just delete everything from c/windows/system32 and use ophcrack to get the admin password. In linux just rm (JOKE!!! DONT DO IT PLEASE AND I DONT WANT AN INFRACTION...) everything.

[-grubby]

Canadians sey eh alot. Don't we. Well to fix your hard drive in windows just delete everything from c/windows/system32 and use ophcrack to get the admin password. In linux just rm (JOKE!!! DONT DO IT PLEASE AND I DONT WANT AN INFRACTION...) everything.

I already did thatN00B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EH EH EH EH EH EH EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLO

[dn_desaku]

Love thy n00b and train thy n00b. Break thy lore with the n00b. Unless it be a r00d n00b that auths deserves it, so rm thy n00b from Life. Then, giveth the n00b Bansihment.

[dn_desaku]

I see r00d n00bs here too :lolflag:

[nikoPSK]

LoLolOLOooLl!!!! My SisTEsrEs FriaereerNDS SayAS TheYYyy KNOOOWWws what sc StarcrFAT is. LOLZOlLoLoL!!!! They DO NOT. N00bs, It was INBvEnted B4 They were BORN!!! n00BS They onLY ehaeard Of It cause OF sc BeCUATSUSE TehUY Saw IT NOWWWW!!!! They AREa DUmBBBBB!!! AHAHAHAAH LoDODOLoLOllll!!!! Oh BTW I sam sexy lady and I needd I you r CreDITT Crad ######@ erasBBeARCayuse I need anew PassWORD!!!

Well, that was lame. I guess I'm too nice to be a troll. :)

[dn_desaku]

I'm eating fried rice and chicken. r00d grammar is a mask often used to cover n00b-ness.

[nikoPSK]

lol, I've never actually seen a troll, or malevolent rude user around here. :) (*that's a good sign)

:lolflag:

[dn_desaku]

"Bloody Good Show, n00b, old chap!! Say do yo' n00by rites an fetch my aome jockey's whiips!" British Engish -- the new 1337

(I'm an American so apologies in advance!)

[FuturePilot]

I don't think I've ever seen n00b used so much in one thread. lol

[-grubby]

I don't think I've ever seen n00b used so much in one thread. lol

1t's U$3d pl3nty n00b!

[SoloSalsa]

You know what, give up. All of you, just turn around with your heads down. You all = epic fail. No Y? BCUZ:

I am teh IRONMAN. nenenenenenenene IRONMAN.

Gzilla has cystic fibrosis and osteoporosis and arthritis in monochrome, cuz it sucks, LIKE ALL YOU hahahah! IRONMAN R0X0RS U ALL!

[dn_desaku]

You know what, give up. All of you, just turn around with your heads down. You all = epic fail. No Y? BCUZ:

I am teh IRONMAN. nenenenenenenene IRONMAN.

Gzilla has cystic fibrosis and osteoporosis and arthritis in monochrome, cuz it sucks, LIKE ALL YOU hahahah! IRONMAN R0X0RS U ALL!

True but lets see what happens when you go for a swim :lolflag:, novice!

[-grubby]

You know what, give up. All of you, just turn around with your heads down. You all = epic fail. No Y? BCUZ:

I am teh IRONMAN. nenenenenenenene IRONMAN.

Gzilla has cystic fibrosis and osteoporosis and arthritis in monochrome, cuz it sucks, LIKE ALL YOU hahahah! IRONMAN R0X0RS U ALL!

IRONMAN IS MADE 0uT 0F M3T@LLL!!!!!!1111ONE1111 HOW ARE U SPOS3D 2 SW1M WIT METAL? GODZILLA STILL PWNS ANY UVER G1@NT!!!!111ONE111

[dn_desaku]

Or just throw some water on the Ironman. He'll then become Rusty.

[-grubby]

Or just throw some water on the Ironman. He'll then become Rusty.

:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[SoloSalsa]

Or just throw some water on the Ironman. He'll then become Rusty.IRONMAN IS MADE 0uT 0F M3T@LLL!!!!!!1111ONE1111 HOW ARE U SPOS3D 2 SW1M WIT METAL? GODZILLA STILL PWNS ANY UVER G1@NT!!!!111ONE111
You think that's funny? I pity you fools...

IRONMAN will not rust, IRONMAN is better than that... I am so powerful, I can jump all the way across the Pacific Ocean, without a running start. You try to spray me, and I will just grab your hose WITH AN IRON FIST and then soak you back! And I am some high-grade iron... it would take more than a year before the rust is enough to immobilize me.

And, of all things, you bring Gzilla back? It was already established that he = teh lamer oldy hag. Psh, if he even tried swimming he would drown too soon. That, or slip and fall, and as a senior, would be too weak to get back up... But enough of lame-but Godzilla, I AM IRONMAN. The real deal, it doesn't get more powerful than me. Water, schmawter. I'd pwn you all and make you deaf, haha.

You can't stand a chance against IRONMAN.

[dn_desaku]

True, but his mother always holds his hand like the iron seat belt buckle that Ironman is. :lolflag:

[-grubby]

You think that's funny? I pity you fools...

IRONMAN will not rust, IRONMAN is better than that... I am so powerful, I can jump all the way across the Pacific Ocean, without a running start. You try to spray me, and I will just grab your hose WITH AN IRON FIST and then soak you back! And I am some high-grade iron... it would take more than a year before the rust is enough to immobilize me.

And, of all things, you bring Gzilla back? It was already established that he = teh lamer oldy hag. Psh, if he even tried swimming he would drown too soon. That, or slip and fall, and as a senior, would be too weak to get back up... But enough of lame-but Godzilla, I AM IRONMAN. The real deal, it doesn't get more powerful than me. Water, schmawter. I'd pwn you all and make you deaf, haha.

You can't stand a chance against IRONMAN.

u d0nt no anytingz!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111 GODZILLA ST1LL PWNS DAY AND NIGHT UNLIGHT THAT STUPID IRONBABY!!!!!11111111111

[dn_desaku]

The cat in the corner would easily take down all. It's a living paradox. :lolflag: But seriously, everything pwns something and gets pwnd (except Ironman, he's he just gets pwnd and Watermelons pwn all)

[-grubby]

The cat in the corner would easily take down all. It's a living paradox. :lolflag: But seriously, everything pwns something and gets pwnd (except Ironman, he's he just gets pwnd and Watermelons pwn all)

tr0ll!!1111 gewt him banned!111111

[FuturePilot]

tr0ll? lol

[dn_desaku]

tr0ll!!1111 gewt him banned!111111

Yes, I am a troll :) An easygoing troll that does not take anything too serisouly but are you (sans the troll) ?

[-grubby]

Yes, I am a troll :) An easygoing troll that does not take anything too serisouly but are you (sans the troll) ?

0f c0ur$3 n0t!!111one11111 h0w DARE U Suge$T Tat? B@N HIM!!!11111one111

[avik]

HALP ME! I can't run teh viruses on Ooboontoo! It teh sux0rz!!! HALP!

[use a name]

You think that's funny? I pity you fools...

IRONMAN will not rust, IRONMAN is better than that... I am so powerful, I can jump all the way across the Pacific Ocean, without a running start. You try to spray me, and I will just grab your hose WITH AN IRON FIST and then soak you back! And I am some high-grade iron... it would take more than a year before the rust is enough to immobilize me.

And, of all things, you bring Gzilla back? It was already established that he = teh lamer oldy hag. Psh, if he even tried swimming he would drown too soon. That, or slip and fall, and as a senior, would be too weak to get back up... But enough of lame-but Godzilla, I AM IRONMAN. The real deal, it doesn't get more powerful than me. Water, schmawter. I'd pwn you all and make you deaf, haha.

You can't stand a chance against IRONMAN.
Don't move to fast, buddy. You'll get metalfatigue. :p

Right, now where's my giant magnet?

[Zipster90]

OMFG!!1! DoNT NE of u n00b haX0rS tel mE WHAT 2 do!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!butter!!! I' AM the uber haX0R of obuntoo n DONT NE OF U HAT0rs mess wit me. ALL OF u are the suX0rs. MY DAD PWNS A CHRY5L3R DEalERSH1P!!!q

[dn_desaku]

OMFG!!1! DoNT NE of u n00b haX0rS tel mE WHAT 2 do!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!butter!!! I' AM the uber haX0R of obuntoo n DONT NE OF U HAT0rs mess wit me. ALL OF u are the suX0rs. MY DAD PWNS A CHRY5L3R DEalERSH1P!!!q

Um... I'm messing with you right now :lolflag: Or am I? (seriously)

[Zipster90]

WhUT R U TAlK1n ab0ut? U guyz KNO dat I'm teh uber WinDOZE phreak!!!!!!!@!1 w00t1

[dn_desaku]

WhUT R U TAlK1n ab0ut? U guyz KNO dat I'm teh uber WinDOZE phreak!!!!!!!@!1 w00t1

I enjoy using Windows also :)

[SoloSalsa]

I enjoy using interdimensional gateways...

Company? Yeah, Gateway sucks, too...

[dn_desaku]

Tux is the ultimate penguin :lolflag:

[-grubby]

N00)!!!!!!!!!!!!11111one1111!!!!!11!! th3 w1n|)0\/\/$ l0g0 fl@g is teh hax0rs!

[dn_desaku]

N00)!!!!!!!!!!!!11111one1111!!!!!11!! th3 w1n|)0\/\/$ l0g0 fl@g is teh hax0rs!

Even better in the shape of cracker :P

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

Someone Fix Mi Harddrive Now!!!!

[nikoPSK]

uhh, buy a new one.

[nikoPSK]

PS, your spelling is horrible.

[dn_desaku]

Someone Fix Mi Harddrive Now!!!!

OMG! Do you use a DeathStar? *SLAP* (But not really (ok I lied (or mabye not, I don't know)))

[-grubby]

Someone Fix Mi Harddrive Now!!!!

did I not already fix it? Mix it in a special solution of water (1/2 cup water, 1/2 cup electricity)

[p_quarles]

Someone Fix Mi Harddrive Now!!!!
Yah, I can fix your harddrive. Just install openssh-server, and let me remote in (username, passwd, ya know). Im in a good mood, so ill do it for fre. pm me

[dn_desaku]

did I not already fix it? Mix it in a special solution of water (1/2 cup water, 1/2 cup electricity)

Silly, you have to add a pint of tears also :lolflag:

[SoloSalsa]

Tux is the ultimate penguin
right, and you are not Tux

cry about it.

[SoloSalsa]

Silly, you have to add a pint of tears also
right, but even so it is only a temporary ifx
ya want to get some supre glu, too, ta mak sur teh bits nevar go b0rked again

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

Yah, I can fix your harddrive. Just install openssh-server, and let me remote in (username, passwd, ya know). Im in a good mood, so ill do it for fre. pm meHA! I no you. YOURE a Lnux fanboy! youll destroy my windows! NO THANKS!

[-grubby]

HA! I no you. YOURE a Lnux fanboy! youll destroy my windows! NO THANKS!

I d1d n0t!111

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

SOMEONE Fix MY Windows!!!

[nikoPSK]

no thanks.

[-grubby]

don't listen to NIKOPSK, he's just a lazy jerK!!!!! I can help!!!!

[Aiello]

m3h 700! ju57 run 4 14r63 m46n3t 0v3r 73h c0mpu73r!

[SoloSalsa]

No, bring it past the secure and highly restricted 'authorized access only' area of a nuclear power plant, and hurl it over anything that looks dangerous.

[p_quarles]

SOMEONE Fix MY Windows!!!
Sorry you can't get it working. Maybe this picture will give you the hope and inspiration you need to keep trying.

[-grubby]

Sorry you can't get it working. Maybe this picture will give you the hope and inspiration you need to keep trying.

:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[nikoPSK]

could you reduce your emoticons to,... mabye.... one? Or better: none?

[-grubby]

l0$3r!!!!! G3T H1m b@nn3d!!

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

don't listen to NIKOPSK, he's just a lazy jerK!!!!! I can help!!!!tHEN hELP mE!!!! :lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[FuturePilot]

()h, 6r347! |\/|0r3 |337 70 61v3 m3 4 h34d4(h3 ](*,)

[-grubby]

tHEN hELP mE!!!! :lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

y? u r @ m0r0n!!111 :lolflag: but otherwise, just throw your computer out the window a second time

[Linuxratty]

shut up, n00b or I'll send you a very special e mail...
You linusuxx turds are the most annoying bratty cockroach eaters on this forum xD
Why don't you just get a fookin life allready?

[SoloSalsa]

Why don't you just get a fookin life allready?
Well, I had one. A mighty fine one, at that. Until someone decided to put water all over me, and became the boy that cried 'rust'.
But you are right, I need a life. So this time, I am back, new and improved.

I am teh TRANSFORMING IRONMAN nenenenenenenene IRON IN DISGUISE.
You say \/\/@73r or some other made-up attack, and I do a mighty IRONMAN-TRANSFORMER attack move, ktschah!, and I am already in a flying bomber thingy. Iron-thingy, now that means business!

[-grubby]

Well, I had one. A mighty fine one, at that. Until someone decided to put water all over me, and became the boy that cried 'rust'.
But you are right, I need a life. So this time, I am back, new and improved.

I am teh TRANSFORMING IRONMAN nenenenenenenene IRON IN DISGUISE.
You say \/\/@73r or some other made-up attack, and I do a mighty IRONMAN-TRANSFORMER attack move, ktschah!, and I am already in a flying bomber thingy. Iron-thingy, now that means business!

GODZILLA ALL TEH WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1111one!111!!!!1!1!

[FuturePilot]

GODZILLA ALL TEH WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1111one!111!!!!1!1!

Mozilla all teh way!!!!11!

[-grubby]

Mozilla all teh way!!!!11!

n00000000!!!!!!!!!!1n00b!!1!!!!!!11one!!!1!!!1! GODZILLA JR.!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!