Be a Troll!

[FuturePilot]

KDE FTW!!!11! :guitar:

[yabbadabbadont]

Emacs: Eight Megabytes Almost Continuously Swapping

(It doesn't have the same power in these days of multi-gigabyte systems as it did when eight was the norm...)

[popch]

Emacs: Eight Megabytes Almost Continuously Swapping

(It doesn't have the same power in these days of multi-gigabyte systems as it did when eight was the norm...)

So rename it to Egags, then.

[-grubby]

So rename it to Egags, then.

GODZILLASA !*O!U#*(!)@U$)(!@!@!!!!!!!!!!11!!!O!NE!!!!!!!11!!! !

[FuturePilot]

KDE p0wns Godzilla!!!!!11!!1!!

[smartboyathome]

Enlightenment pwns the piece of trash that is KDE, as well as the garbage pile that is GNOME. :p

(((beat that for trolling)))

[p_quarles]

Enlightenment pwns the piece of trash that is KDE, as well as the garbage pile that is GNOME. :p

(((beat that for trolling)))
Gladly:

Vi makes Enlightenment look like a burning bag of dog doo.

[smartboyathome]

Oh yeah? Notepad makes Vi look like it is dieing of starvation.

[-grubby]

KDE p0wns Godzilla!!!!!11!!1!!

KDE SUCKS !!!!!!111!!!1!! GODZILLA & GODZILLA JR PWN KDE AND GNOEM AND YOUR STUPID E17 AND VI AND NOTEPAD AND ESUCKS!1!!!1111111one!1211111111111

[-grubby]

Oh yeah? Notepad makes Vi look like it is dieing of starvation.

:lolflag: good one

[p_quarles]

KDE SUCKS !!!!!!111!!!1!! GODZILLA & GODZILLA JR PWN KDE AND GNOEM AND YOUR STUPID E17 AND VI AND NOTEPAD AND ESUCKS!1!!!1111111one!1211111111111
You are simply mistaken, my friend.

Vi > Chuck Norris > Windows ME > Godzilla

[-grubby]

You are simply mistaken, my friend.

Vi > Chuck Norris > Windows ME > Godzilla

NO!!!!)0)!!!!!!

Vi>Godzilla + Godzilla JR >emacs>kde>gnome>you>E17>notepad

[FuturePilot]

No, Jack Bauer wins!!!!

[-grubby]

Godzilla And/or Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 111

[BatsotO]

ralph machio kicks chuck norris to garbage bin

[SoloSalsa]

Vi>Godzilla + Godzilla JR >emacs>kde>gnome>you>E17>notepad
Still wrong!
Teh TRANSFORMING IRONMAN can run Vi, then transform into IRONGodzilla, beat the $$$$ out of baby Godzilla, GAG emacs, pick up Gnome and stomp all over KDE, forget you, be enlightened, and still be a freaking TRANSFORMING IRONMAN. If a lamer wanted, ey could do a write-up in notepad, but it sucks and is not recommended.

Mousepad beats notepad, any day, anyway.

[p_quarles]

Still wrong!
Teh TRANSFORMING IRONMAN can run Vi, then transform into IRONGodzilla, beat the $$$$ out of baby Godzilla, GAG emacs, pick up Gnome and stomp all over KDE, forget you, be enlightened, and still be a freaking TRANSFORMING IRONMAN. If a lamer wanted, ey could do a write-up in notepad, but it sucks and is not recommended.

Mousepad beats notepad, any day, anyway.
Sure, whatever. Vi can just "dd" this "TRANSFORMING IRONMAN" kid. Don't make me type:
:wq!

[SoloSalsa]

Don't make me type
Don't make me rm rf -you with my mighty IRON fist!

[-grubby]

Don't make me rm rf -you with my mighty IRON fist!

don't make me with my mighty lizard fist!

[nikoPSK]

I would to have pleasure in saying after christmas comes bunny season!

(not playboy....:lolflag:)

[yabbadabbadont]

I would to have pleasure in saying after christmas comes bunny season!

(not playboy....:lolflag:)

Duck season!

[nikoPSK]

wabbit season!

:lolflag:

[yabbadabbadont]

We both know how this will end... badly for the duck. ;)

[FuturePilot]

Uhhh....Turtle Season! :-k

[NullHead]

0Oooo WhY D0n'T y0U sHutUp A11 rEAdy!111 anD gEt bacK t0 ThE Subject!!!!!!111111

[FuturePilot]

0Oooo WhY D0n'T y0U sHutUp A11 rEAdy!111 anD gEt bacK t0 ThE Subject!!!!!!111111

TOrlL TroLL!!1 TroLl AlERt!!

[yabbadabbadont]

I tried being a troll for a while, but I had to give it up. I kept knocking myself unconscious on the bridge supports...

[Nano Geek]

You guys are good trolls. You must use Linux. LOOZERS! :lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[smartboyathome]

NO!!!!)0)!!!!!!

Vi>Godzilla + Godzilla JR >emacs>kde>gnome>you>E17>notepad

YOU are the one who is mistaken. I>Notepad>E17>gnome>kde>emacs>Godzilla + Gozilla JR>rm -rf>Vi>you>BSD, so don't talk about it when you don't know anything :p

[-grubby]

YOU are the one who is mistaken. I>Notepad>E17>gnome>kde>emacs>Godzilla + Gozilla JR>rm -rf>Vi>you>BSD, so don't talk about it when you don't know anything :p

u r rong!111111!!!!11one!1!!!!!!11!1! it's u>godzilla + godzilla JR>trees

[yabbadabbadont]

u r rong!111111!!!!11one!1!!!!!!11!1! it's u>godzilla + godzilla JR>trees

Hmmmmm. That sounds suspiciously like something Hitler might say....

[SoloSalsa]

don't make me with my mighty lizard fist!
What's that you say: you want me not to 'make you' with your own fist? Well, since you asked not to...

I just made you with a mighty lizard fist, all with my IRON fist. PWN!

[avik]

Hmmmmm. That sounds suspiciously like something Hitler might say....

Nice. Godwin's Law. Sounds exactly like what HITLER WOULD HAVE BROUGHT UP!

[p_quarles]

Hmmmmm. That sounds suspiciously like something Hitler might say....

Nice. Godwin's Law. Sounds exactly like what HITLER WOULD HAVE BROUGHT UP!
You know who liked to talk about what Hitler talked about? That's right: Hitler.

[-grubby]

Hmmmmm. That sounds suspiciously like something Hitler might say....

Nice. Godwin's Law. Sounds exactly like what HITLER WOULD HAVE BROUGHT UP!

i is n0t da hitl3r!!!!!!!11!!111!one11!!1!1 GODZILLA PWNS

[NullHead]

U a11 wR0ng .... BumB1e bEe PWN !!!111!!!11

[Saint Angeles]

sudo apt-get install windows-XP-professional

is teh BOMB!!!!

[FuturePilot]

sudo apt-get install windows-XP-professional

is teh BOMB!!!!

Can that even be possible!!? :shock:

[NullHead]

1f u wANt t0 trASH u'rE SYstEm!!!!:twisted:

[Linuxratty]

sudo apt-get Bite me!
Windows fanboyz.inc.:cool::cool::cool::

[Het Irv]

sudo apt-get install windows-XP-professional

is teh BOMB!!!!
Hey!!!! when I ran that code my system died of Laughter. You should be reported!!!

IE6 should be Ported to Linux because of its vast superiority

^look for secret message^

[FuturePilot]

sudo apt-get install windows-XP-professional
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
E: Couldn't find package windows-XP-professional

:lolflag:

[smartboyathome]

Well, sudo apt-get install mac-os-x is TOTALLY better than any of this stuff!

[fatality_uk]

sudo apt-get install windows-XP-professional
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
E: Couldn't find package windows-XP-professional


FuturePilot could you please help me. I was thinking about doing a, er thing you know duel boot thing, but that codes seems just what I need to be able to install Windows back. But when I run it, it comes back with this code:

sudo apt-get install windows-XP-professional
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
Please insert your Microsoft Windows XP SP2 CD...(Press return when complete)
Processing request........................................... ............25%..........................
...........................................50%.... .........................................75%...... ........
.......................99.99%..................... ............%&^$$$&*(())))))))
ERROR: Your current operating system is NOT backwards compatible.

[SoloSalsa]

It means your disc is scratched, loser. It will never work, so throw it away (and the license page), and then whine.

[FuturePilot]

Whine? Wine? :-s

[-grubby]

Whine? Wine? :-s

TACO!!!!!!!!!!

[SoloSalsa]

TACO!!!!!!!!!!
No—it's my taco!

[dn_desaku]

Spring roll!!

[-grubby]

No—it's my taco!

MY TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SoloSalsa]

Leggo my taco!
Or, I'll settle for an Eggo. Your call.

[cogadh]

Burrito?

[nikoPSK]

Speaking of such, have any of you seen roybertitios? (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwA8 C6m5h3dE&ei=cTJaR-fKLJ7OgAOVxrmKDA&usg=AFQjCNFHZn9fZVrcwjTtDlmdOu2GcE96qA&sig2=dX-ld_oi74fn69Whh-ohag)

[-grubby]

Speaking of such, have any of you seen roybertitios? (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwA8 C6m5h3dE&ei=cTJaR-fKLJ7OgAOVxrmKDA&usg=AFQjCNFHZn9fZVrcwjTtDlmdOu2GcE96qA&sig2=dX-ld_oi74fn69Whh-ohag)

TACOS!!1one1!!1!!1111!!!!!!!11!1!1!!!!11N00B!!!

[schauerlich]

DO A BARRYL RoLL

[SoloSalsa]

Speaking of such, have any of you seen roybertitios? (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwA8 C6m5h3dE&ei=cTJaR-fKLJ7OgAOVxrmKDA&usg=AFQjCNFHZn9fZVrcwjTtDlmdOu2GcE96qA&sig2=dX-ld_oi74fn69Whh-ohag)
No, I had never heard of that or Dr Tran before.
BUT THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

By the way, you suck at a troll. That was funny, and trolls are supposed to cause mayhem. You call that trolling? Fail.

I'm teh troll, you all n00bs. Forget your lame burritos and tacos, because I have a Roybertito Bean Cup with an iron fist!

[Frak]

You guys are all n00bs, you've never seen Dr. Tran (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBa7iBonTk).

[nikoPSK]

Yes, I have and it's hilarious.:lolflag:

[FuturePilot]

What's with all the taco, burrito threads around here?:-s

[-grubby]

What's with all the taco, burrito threads around here?:-s

because n00b!!!!!!!!!1 every1 likes taco's (but the L@mz0rs like burrit0s)

[nikoPSK]

No, I had never heard of that or Dr Tran before.
BUT THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

By the way, you suck at a troll. That was funny, and trolls are supposed to cause mayhem. You call that trolling? Fail.

I'm teh troll, you all n00bs. Forget your lame burritos and tacos, because I have a Roybertito Bean Cup with an iron fist!

well,


I am not mean enough in real life
I still have not seen a troll here
I think it's just a bit dumbBut yes, dr tran is hilarious.

[NullHead]

oh niko take a long walk off of a short dock ....

*J/K*

[Nano Geek]

I still have not seen a troll here
I already posted this here before, but in case you didn't see it.

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=177891
(Prepare for a laugh :))

[-grubby]

I already posted this here before, but in case you didn't see it.

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=177891
(Prepare for a laugh :))

I love that thread, he had everyone duped

[nikoPSK]

that's hilarious

[Kingsley]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TROLLING IS!

http://tinyurl.com/yu8go6

[nikoPSK]

lol:lolflag:

[Frak]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TROLLING IS!

http://tinyurl.com/yu8go6

vBulletin Message
An error occurred while attempting to log you out. Click here to log out.

Good try though. :cool:

[nikoPSK]

yup.

[Kingsley]

Sorry about the error. Just click the link again.

[nikoPSK]

frak got banned...:(

[Velcor]

I already posted this here before, but in case you didn't see it.

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=177891
(Prepare for a laugh :))

"wondows"

:)

[Frak]

frak got banned...:(
:lolflag:

Nice image manipulation

[-grubby]

:lolflag:

Nice image manipulation

I know I couldn't do that. Let's wait until he finishes me...

[nikoPSK]

New addition to the staff team:

[-grubby]

New addition to the staff team:

I win

[yabbadabbadont]

Bah! Who wants to be a troll anyway? There are very few people who can pull off that whole "spiky orange hair" look. ;)

[nikoPSK]

meh, I'm staff emeritus so who cares... :p

[FuturePilot]

frak got banned...:(

You had me worried for a second ;)

[nikoPSK]

LOL, heres RAV TUX's new admin promotion.

[nikoPSK]

wait, revamped... I need to find a better font though...

EDIT: nvm, found one, doing now.... replaced attachment.

[-grubby]

wait, revamped... I need to find a better font though...

EDIT: nvm, found ione, doing now....

I'm thinking why not just make a thread about all these/?

[nikoPSK]

I'm thinking why not just make a thread about all these/?

I will tomorrow

EDIT: here you go: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=3919209#post3919209

[Frak]

LOL, heres RAV TUX's new admin promotion.
:lolflag:

[nikoPSK]

good fun. :popcorn:

[FuturePilot]

Fun? This is a Troll thread!:twisted:

[nikoPSK]

no fun? :(

[-grubby]

no fun? :(

n0 fun w1mpy I am teh H@x0r and I pwn u!!!!!!!!!!111

[FuturePilot]

n0 fun w1mpy I am teh H@x0r and I pwn u!!!!!!!!!!111
n0, I pwn u!!!

[p_quarles]

No one's pwning anyone here until you all eat your vegetables.

[nikoPSK]

my ntfses is dead
had all mi colldge pictusrs in its
someone broke my ntfss
linux stole my filess.

[FuturePilot]

No one's pwning anyone here until you all eat your vegetables.

Oh :-s

[-(

[nikoPSK]

GTFO mi internets if u don't wanta anser my question.

[SoloSalsa]

vegetables stink
GIMME CANDY CANDY CANDY!!!

[nikoPSK]

mi windowz saids
Plzs do not use me, I don't likes you
What dose that mean??/
I cn now dool boot.

[dasunst3r]

Linux is the biggest f***ing waste of time. Get the facts, n00b! Apple ftw!

[nikoPSK]

I hax0red linucs in 1995 so don't mess with me.
I ened help!!1 My oobuntoo ate mi file!!!
I need to download some Ntfses but I cannnot find eny.
Do u know whre i cn get some??/

[FuturePilot]

I hax0red linucs in 1995 so don't mess with me.
I ened help!!1 My oobuntoo ate mi file!!!
I need to download some Ntfses but I cannnot find eny.
Do u know whre i cn get some??/

I know where you can get some ext3ses :lolflag:

[nikoPSK]

wherre? Can u downlood the ntfses for mi?
I wud lke too no whre I can by oobuntu?
If I gove my compooter ntfs will it be happy?
willl it giev mi back my photos.

[-grubby]

n0001111!!!! i am teh h@x0r. EXt3ses w0rk

[FuturePilot]

wherre? Can u downlood the ntfses for mi?
I wud lke too no whre I can by oobuntu?
If I gove my compooter ntfs will it be happy?
willl it giev mi back my photos.

U should use FAT16ses because it's lighter than FAT32ses

[nikoPSK]

wut is ext3s?
I wud like mi photos
I am getting scarder each day
my compooter is saying random smiley faces....

[smartboyathome]

Linux sucks! It is not free enough. Use FreeBSD instead.

[yabbadabbadont]

Ceiling cat reports directly to me... You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

[FuturePilot]

Ceiling cat reports directly to me... You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

:-\"

[yabbadabbadont]

Ceiling cat reports directly to me... You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

I forgot to mention that ceiling cat always carries a miniature camera...

I'll soon be setting up a price schedule so that you can buy back the negatives. :twisted:

[smartboyathome]

I forgot to mention that ceiling cat always carries a miniature camera...

I'll soon be setting up a price schedule so that you can buy back the negatives. :twisted:

Oh, you mean that camera? I found it lying on the floor. Ceiling Cat doesn't pay attention to where his stuff is.

[nikoPSK]

anser mi question1!!
I wud want mi ntfses to downlaod.
I need mi pictures.
Do I buy etx3 somewhrer?

[FuturePilot]

anser mi question1!!
I wud want mi ntfses to downlaod.
I need mi pictures.
Do I buy etx3 somewhrer?

You should try ext4ses

[nikoPSK]

wheer is extes?
I wnt to no why hax0rz and teh RIAA are coing to mi home?
Do i do bad?
Is extes and ntfses illegal
?

[SoloSalsa]

I forgot to mention that ceiling cat always carries a miniature camera...

I'll soon be setting up a price schedule so that you can buy back the negatives.
Nice try, fool. Don't you know that vampires don't show in pictures?

[nikoPSK]

hwo do I gets back by linucks?
I wud want to know please.
I boot my compter and it says
WINDOWS

[-grubby]

hwo do I gets back by linucks?
I wud want to know please.
I boot my compter and it says
WINDOWS

0 i h3lp! type 'format C:" at a dos prompt. 1 hoped I helped :KS:KS

[nikoPSK]

No, Now it say
Canot find OSes
I do not see waht is rong?
I need my picturesssss....

[-grubby]

No, Now it say
Canot find OSes
I do not see waht is rong?
I need my picturesssss....

throw you hard drive out the window to see if that helps

[nikoPSK]

by now I am banned.

[-grubby]

yes you are now! I'm admin around here. You are banned forever I am teh h@x0r!!!!!!111

[nikoPSK]

I see mr admin, your bean count hasn't gone up... tsk, tsk.

[-grubby]

don't question me or no beans for yOU!

[nikoPSK]

too bad, your bean count went back to 500. And you are no longer admin..

[FuturePilot]

No, Now it say
Canot find OSes
I do not see waht is rong?
I need my picturesssss....

Maybe you need reiserfses

[chips24]

ok, stop

[SoloSalsa]

Why would we want to stop?

[smartboyathome]

ok, stop

n0! 570p1n9'5 f0r 7r41705!

3X7R3M3 L337 F7W!

[yabbadabbadont]

I know you are, but what am I? :p :D

[nikoPSK]

2 exits past crazy. :D

[NullHead]

n0! 570p1n9'5 f0r 7r41705!

3X7R3M3 L337 F7W!

wow I can't even read that ...:-?:shock:

[-grubby]

wow I can't even read that ...:-?:shock:

your face h@x0rs !!!!11111111!!!!!!!!11111 nullhead!!!11111

[FuturePilot]

wow I can't even read that ...:-?:shock:

:shock:

[Valok]

wheer is extes?
I wnt to no why hax0rz and teh RIAA are coing to mi home?
Do i do bad?
Is extes and ntfses illegal
?


newb! if you d4nt kn4w where to get them y4u sho4ldnt ever get them l2p

[smartboyathome]

wow I can't even read that ...:-?:shock:

Here is a translation for everyone here, since they can't read. :p

n0! 570p1n9'5 f0r 7r4170r5!

3X7R3M3 L337 F7W!

no! stoping's for traitors!

Extreme leet ftw!

[SoloSalsa]

Here is a translation for everyone here, since they can't read.
Don't spoonfeed the trolls!

[yabbadabbadont]

2 exits past crazy. :D

It's not trolling if it is true... :lol:

[christhemonkey]

u shud all get tf off my internetz!1!!1!

[SoloSalsa]

I don't care what you say!
You're signature is stupid (literally)!

[yabbadabbadont]

All signatures are stupid... that's why I have them disabled. :p :D

[use a name]

Trolls are bad. They are stealing your electricity! It's true: they post a message, and with all replies they get, they receive the bits and bytes YOU are sending. So, YOU are sending YOUR electricity to them. And no, I'm not stupid. They don't read 'm. It would cost energy to display the message. They just tap it off directly and use it for their tv or something.

[SoloSalsa]

What's wrong, can't afford a few bytes? Poor, poor, penniless you.
Bah, I'll enjoy my lavish home for the holidays with all the bits I could want. No scrimping for me!

[FuturePilot]

Ubuntu is going to delete my history!? What should I do!? Am I doomed? :o

(Actually that really did come up. In Nautilus do Go>Clear History. It's random so it might not come up right away. Gave me a good laugh though)

[SoloSalsa]

Ubuntu is going to delete my history!? What should I do!? Am I doomed?
good one

[Smiling Kitten]

Maybe I'm posting in the wrong place if so, please forgive me english is my second language and sometimes it confuses me. I have noticed that there are many people who are championing DRM and closed source technologies, but I can't help but think how many alternate techinologies are superior but never gain acceptance because of market interventions. I genuinely belive that this is a serious threat to linux and its ability to become persistance or grow. I'm curious what we as a community can do about this to spread open source to the general public. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there was a dice in the mirror. If anything I'd say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Man, forget it. Yo Holmes, to Bel Air!". You now have been properly trolled. Good day Gentlemen. I would like to know if the community has any suggestions to help in the dealing of the situation for the betterment of linux in general and its spread of open source to the community. How can we aid in creating consumer awareness of this situation? Your comments are much appreciated.

[p_quarles]

^^ Nicely done. You had me going right up to that last couple of sentences. ;)

[smartboyathome]

Nice? That didn't fool me. Maybe you should get advice from an actual troll some time.

[-grubby]

Nice? That didn't fool me. Maybe you should get advice from an actual troll some time.

m4yb3 y0ur f4(3 5|-|0u1d g37 50m3 7r011i|\|g 13550|\|5!

[Aiello]

i goes away 4 teh shorts tiem an waht teh happen?!!?!11? this tearhd be teh dead!!!111! u stoopud linsucks peeps no no how to keep amazdaing thread going! windows ME ftw!!! lololololololololol! can i has teh recon? but u cnat! casueu use teh linblox!@@221!! roflcompterlmaolulzbbq omgbrbicecreamtruck!!111!:lolflag::lolflag::lolfla g::lolflag::lolflag:

[jillgibbs]

i goes away 4 teh shorts tiem an waht teh happen?!!?!11? this tearhd be teh dead!!!111! u stoopud linsucks peeps no no how to keep amazdaing thread going! windows ME ftw!!! lololololololololol! can i has teh recon? but u cnat! casueu use teh linblox!@@221!! roflcompterlmaolulzbbq omgbrbicecreamtruck!!111!:lolflag::lolflag::lolfla g::lolflag::lolflag:

LOL you have a way with words.

[scragar]

wine sucks, just install windows you st00pid fanboies.

[Canis familiaris]

wine sucks, just install windows you st00pid fanboies.

u fainboy of winblow$. How dare u insoolt WINE. u r rly st00peeed. I haaate u.

[one_iota]

dont b dissin' microw-soft, at leest it wurks!!1! lunix iz 4 geeks hoo hav 2 git it up n running frm typin commandz n stuff. yr all l00zerz on heer anyway!!1!

[Canis familiaris]

M$ $UX Lunix eez fer geekz. Lunix $UX $OOOOOO MUCH.
@PPLE FTW!

[lukjad007]

My Flame War thread is much more fun than this lame-o thread. What do you guys do on your time off? Rescue kittens? You bunch o' softies.

[use a name]

Rescue kittens? You know how to make a kitten say 'woof'?

[lukjad007]

You expect us to believe you learned the secret are of the woof kitty?

[Canis familiaris]

Yu n00b! Kat 'ater.

[lukjad007]

Look geezer, I don't think you know who you are and what you are doing. I'll let you off with a stiff warning. Shove off.

[Canis familiaris]

Hey lookjade000000000007 you n00bz, you fainboie. Eeef u sow een theees thrad agaen, Iell geeeveee uuu soooch o droobing thaath u weeel remember eet.

[lukjad007]

I have a very bad memor... what was I talki... U st00p1d. :P

[Canis familiaris]

Ooo R a forgetfool fattttyyyyyy aaaacccccidddddddd.

[lukjad007]

I might get insulted if it was a good enough insult to rem...

[one_iota]

yr all st00pid muppets yoo all spend time heer cuz linix sucks so bad it aint even a propper OS an yr all to dumb to wurk it so yoo need halp like all teh time even just gettin it 2 boot. window dont need a halp 4rum cuz itz perfikt like me!!!1!

[Nano Geek]

My Flame War thread is much more fun than this lame-o thread. What do you guys do on your time off? Rescue kittens? You bunch o' softies.Ha! That's a laugh. Stop wasting our time with your silly little thread.

[lukjad007]

That's the best you could come up with in two hours? Give me a break.

[happysmileman]

That's the best you could come up with in two hours?

I want to ask your parents the same question

[Saint Angeles]

ubuntu doesn't even have a start menu... how the HELL am i supposed to get anything started without a start menu?

[happysmileman]

ubuntu doesn't even have a start menu... how the HELL am i supposed to get anything started without a start menu?

What kind of ******* noob doesn't know how to ALT+F2. If these idiots weren't allowed to own computers it would be much easier for intelligent folk like me to get answers on this forum.

[lukjad007]

Alt+F2? Weenie!
Lose the graphics. Ctrl+Alt+F1 is the way to go.

[dubhear]

what is trolling? who's a troll?

how's my trolling? (like in a bumbersticker)

[Canis familiaris]

Shut up!

[misterhead]

Rather than Post a helpfull suggestion, I'm just going to explain how I have similar hardware, but do not have the same problem.

Sucks to be you.

F-n-R

[SoloSalsa]

# that is a real quality post; props to you
You both have similar hardware, and it sucks. Way to pick a reliable manufacturer! If it's giving him troubles, then what guarranty do you have that a problem will not develope for you? Now you'll be computing/browsing in worrysome fear that your environment may fail at any moment. Sucks to be either of you.

# I suck at this.

[starcannon]

# that is a real quality post; props to you
You both have similar hardware, and it sucks. Way to pick a reliable manufacturer! If it's giving him troubles, then what guarranty do you have that a problem will not develope for you? Now you'll be computing/browsing in worrysome fear that your environment may fail at any moment. Sucks to be either of you.

# I suck at this.

You sound like a Mac Fanbouy.

[lukjad007]

You sound like a closet Mac "Fanbouy".

[bg11]

u r all 2 poor 2 afford macs dats y u hate on macs. maybe if u worked hard ad didnt leeech of the govment u cud hav macs also. but jus b honest and admit it okay dont b a hater.

mac-truthers.org.uk: Learn the truth about macs ie their the best!! dont be apart of antimac propoganda.

[Therion]

u r all 2 poor 2 afford macs dats y u hate on macs. maybe if u worked hard ad didnt leeech of the govment u cud hav macs also. but jus b honest and admit it okay dont b a hater.

mac-truthers.org.uk: Learn the truth about macs ie their the best!! dont be apart of antimac propoganda.
l337 is for fags. Get a brian, moran, and learn how to tipe and *spell.





*pet peave

[bg11]

l337 is for fags. Get a brian, moran, and learn how to tipe and *spell.


rofl whteva homofag, english is my 10th langauge plus ima paramedic and war vetran so i cud kick ur ****** azz bac 2 yo mamas fanani. and im not usin l337 speak retardofag. ur prob bein paid by the ms antimac foundatin 2 say dis stuf. wats it lyke sellin ur sol 2 satan u luv gates lol.

mac-truthers.org.uk: c wot the haters dont wanna let u c dat macs r best

[SoloSalsa]

twit

[bg11]

t w a t

[lukjad007]

Ye are nothin' but a bunch a bilge rats!

[Canis familiaris]

Ye are nothin' but a bunch a bilge rats!

You pirate...

[lukjad007]

You pirate...
Ye double drunk keelhauled landlubber! That be no insult!

[bg11]

You pirate...

Pirates are cool, you Tom Cruise loving scientologist!

[lukjad007]

That's the spirit lad! Give him what for! ARRR!

[Canis familiaris]

yer a nasty pirate...fanboie.....tr0ll..

[scragar]

pirates are evil

pyrates are so evil that if pirates were represented as that guy who borrowed 20p a week ago and repaid it a day late the pyrates are the illegitimate love children of hitler, stalin and bill gates.

and linux is 10 times more evil than that, but it's impossible to show how evil that is.

[Canis familiaris]

pirates are evil

pyrates are so evil that if pirates were represented as that guy who borrowed 20p a week ago and repaid it a day late the pyrates are the illegitimate love children of hitler, stalin and bill gates.

and linux is 10 times more evil than that, but it's impossible to show how evil that is.

and Microsoft is g0d...
I always sleep looking at the Vista glory to recover form the evilness of Linux.

[lukjad007]

pirates are evil

pyrates are so evil that if pirates were represented as that guy who borrowed 20p a week ago and repaid it a day late the pyrates are the illegitimate love children of hitler, stalin and bill gates.

and linux is 10 times more evil than that, but it's impossible to show how evil that is.
U R a st00pid fr33|<!