what do you think windows 7/vienna will be called?

[nikoPSK]

Hi everyone. We all know of windows 7 formerly known as vienna. Make up a name for it. It can be funny, practical.... Just give your thughts!

Heres mine: Vista ultimate ultimate

(because it's supposed to include all the features vista didn't.)

[kast]

Not sure what the name would be, but the slogan should be

"Not Vista!"

[zach12]

Not sure what the name would be, but the slogan should be

"Not Vista!"

Good one!

winbuntu!
linux for evil!

[vambo]

Goodnight

[Technophobia]

Same Software 7 with just a little bit more spyware

[Dark Hornet]

--poop on a stick? :lolflag:

[Erwin]

...

[~~Tito~~]

NausiaHartburnIndigestionUpsetstumaqDiarreah

Thats what it should be called lol.

[Nano Geek]

Probably something corny like Microsoft Windows U
Explore the power of U.

[nikoPSK]

NausiaHartburnIndigestionUpsetstumaqDiarreah

Thats what it should be called lol.

good one!:lolflag:

[LaRoza]

Me Iii

[-grubby]

Windows unknown

[LaRoza]

BSOD -- Ultimate

[FuturePilot]

DRM....





















Dynamic RAM Management. What were you thinking it meant?:twisted:

[American_Outcast]

Microsoft's new Windows Linux OS ;)

[Flying caveman]

Windoes 7
Now with free downgrade option*



*downdrade option not actually included.

[fjfandino]

Like any other windows must be called:

Hasta la vista (old pc)

[Sorivenul]

Beyond ________. (Fill your favorite adjective in the blank.)
Also, + to the Pepto theme post.

[dnns123]

Like any other windows must be called:

Hasta la vista (old pc)

hahaha:lolflag:


Vista Ultimate Again

Cuz your paying for the same s*** all over again

[Erwin]

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[Erwin]

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[shad0w_walker]

The new windows won't have a name. That will be it's hook. Try us out.. So advanced there isn't even a word to describe it yet.

Obviously the original ads will appear on the internet, complete with laughter track.

[LaRoza]

Like any other windows must be called:

Hasta la vista (old pc)

Clever....

[mini_g]

Windows Forever.

[stalker145]

Windows Borg - You will be assimilated.

Windows New York Edition - "Just effin buy it!" (don't forget to add the accent)

Windows WTF - (What you'll say when you see the next hardware requirements)



I'm just not feeling the creativity today... I'm sorry for the above bad attempts ;)

[Dylnuge]

Windows Super Ultimate Advanced Extra Plus with Microsoft Extended Edition.

[Nyct]

Windows Swodniw

:)

[MalfunctioningMartian]

Windows 300.

A brave last stand against overwhelming odds.

[dRock1286]

Windows 300.

A brave last stand against overwhelming odds.

:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

that is great!!!!!!

[tdrusk]

I think

winfinal

(and actually make it the last) would send most of the world into complete anarchy.


















do it

[tubasoldier]

NausiaHartburnIndigestionUpsetstumaqDiarreah

Thats what it should be called lol.

H A H A H A!!! I love it! :lolflag:

[MalfunctioningMartian]

iWindows - Microsoft decides comsumers are to irresponsible and creates a OS that double checks everything, won't allow the user to any thing dangerous, prevents piracy and takes over the world. Luckily an penguin and a Professor sneaks in and disables the MS mainframe.

You have to watch iRobot to get the joke.

[stoodleysnow]

Windows CBA:
Can't be a...!
:lolflag:

[adamorjames]

Microsoft Windows Isgettingfattersoyouhavetobuyanewcomputeragain :lolflag:

[nikoPSK]

iWindows - Microsoft decides comsumers are to irresponsible and creates a OS that double checks everything, won't allow the user to any thing dangerous, prevents piracy and takes over the world. Luckily an penguin and a Professor sneaks in and disables the MS mainframe.

You have to watch iRobot to get the joke.

I watched that yesterday on the space channel:lolflag:

[NeoLithium]

Microsoft Windows ThisOneIsBetterWePromise
Microsoft Windows SE (Scarier EULA)

[MalfunctioningMartian]

Microsoft Windows double glazed. In attemp to stop viruses and hackers now no-one except microsoft employees has admin access to you computer

[AteZ]

Windows 2000 MKII

[inversekinetix]

another bashing thread, suprise suprise.

[stalker145]

another bashing thread, suprise suprise.

I don't get it... that's not a very easy name for consumers to remember nor is it a funny poke at Windows ;)

Back on topic:

Windows Moneymaking Edition - We need more and you'll pay it
Windows Ciego - The logical follow-on to Vista

[LaRoza]

another bashing thread, suprise suprise.

Windows ABTSS won't sell very well.

<serious>
There are threads on naming Ubuntu distros, so this thread just reflects the opinions of the posters. This forum has a definate Ubuntu / Linux slant, so it is no surprise the names are less than flattering.
</serious>

[nikoPSK]

Windows ABTSS won't sell very well.

<serious>
There are threads on naming Ubuntu distros, so this thread just reflects the opinions of the posters. This forum has a definate Ubuntu / Linux slant, so it is no surprise the names are less than flattering.
</serious>

yes I knew that, this ones more for fun.;)

[uwishurockedthishxc]

vista "we're sorry" edition

[markusf21]

I vote for truth in advertising so I vote Windows Bloated

[Sorivenul]

Windows TP (True Parasite)

[Casual Fan]

Windows Elvis.

[nikoPSK]

windows "reborn".

[LaRoza]

windows "reborn".

Windows "Stillborn"

[nikoPSK]

:p :popcorn:

[Scruffynerf]

Serious answer: Windows Panorama

Windows >> Vista >> Panorama

Alternatively, it could be Windows 'Views' - as in a view from a window on a vista.

[LaRoza]

Serious answer: Windows Panorama

Windows >> Vista >> Panorama

Alternatively, it could be Windows 'Views' - as in a view from a window on a vista.

Microsoft Live Microsoft Windows

This is inline with their current naming scheme of their products.

[maybeway36]

I would love for it to be called "Windows 7". After the bloat of Vista, it would signify a return to simplicity.

[lespaul_rentals]

Serious answers:

Windows Revolution (to make people think they're going to do something different this time around)
Windows 2010 Live (or whenever it is due to come out)

Funny answers:

Windows Malware Honeypot
Windows Beta Unstable
Windows 1984

[nikoPSK]

windows2009ish

[PartisanEntity]

Windows WFFK - Windows Wienerschnitzel, this time with french fries and ketchup

[Linuxratty]

Windows Lindows.

[Valok]

Windows Fails a little less than Vista

[Erwin]

.

[jperez]

It will be changed from Microsoft Windows Vista to:

-drumroll-

Microsoft Ballmer 2008
"Feeding FUD since he came into power"

Or the alternative can be:

Microsoft Windows Really Good 2008
"Crashing even more than Windows 95 since 1998"

:lolflag:

[DUDE_2000]

Windows Fibreglass

[R_T_H]

Windows Double-Glazed...

[mysticrider92]

windows2009ish

More like 2015-ish, assuming they can find a way to mess it up by then. Alternatively, Windows Mistake Edition 10 (I think that covers all releases of windows...).

[FranMichaels]

Joking
Windows Pay as You Go
Windows Rent
Windows Subscription

Serious Guess
Windows FlexGo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FlexGo)

Goes without saying how locked-down a PC would have to be for this to "work".

[Presto123]

Windows VS (Vienna Sausage. Full of so much crap, you don't really want to know what's really in it.)
Windows DOA
Windows Windows Windows (Saying things 3 times helps people remember, you know?)
Windows AD (Adware Deluxe)
Windows FU or BM (...lol stolen, but works)
Windows Vista Blue (Just like Vista, but with more graphics for the blue screens)

[Presto123]

Joking
Windows Pay as You Go
Windows Rent
Windows Subscription

Serious Guess
Windows FlexGo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FlexGo)

Goes without saying how locked-down a PC would have to be for this to "work".

Ah, yes...A "Robin Hood Men in Tights" line runs through my head: "Rent a Wreck". :P

[r4ik]

Microsoft 7 "Ortul"

Aka "Other reasons to use Linux"

[Emerzen]

Windows Pinto Edition

[smartboyathome]

Windows Destroyer
Windows Expensive
Windows Bloat

[mysticrider92]

Serious Guess
Windows FlexGo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FlexGo)

Goes without saying how locked-down a PC would have to be for this to "work".

Along those same lines, how about Windows Bob? That could easily make it into the top 5 worst operating systems ever... :)

[amingv]

My, all those names...
I was seriously thinking it would be Windows Vista SP2:)