5 Word Story (Will be posted onmy website)

[mikeypizano]

I know this has been done before but I need some more fun stuff for my site. This will be posted on my website as stated at the following page, which is not up yet:
http://mikeypizano.homelinux.com:81/funstuff/story1.html and will provide a link back to this thread. I hope this is allowed!

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1. Start the new paragraph with a <p> tag, end with a </p>
2. Do not double post mmmkay?
3. Keep it clean!
4. Theres no topic, but try to follow the previous posters topic a bit.

<p>Once, there was a boy

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Edit two: Page is now active!

[EXCiD3]

whose name was mikey pizano :p

[mikeypizano]

After installing Ubuntu, he suddenly

[Christmas]

<p>started to slaughter his parents.</p>

[mikeypizano]

Why you may ask? They

[EXCiD3]

went on a pony ride

[mikeypizano]

Aw forget it! I said keep it clean!

[LaRoza]

Aw forget it! I said keep it clean!

But the pony wouldn't wash.

[mikeypizano]

Then Mikey thought about making

[EXCiD3]

a clay model of Chewbacca

[mikeypizano]

but the clay turned into

[LaRoza]

but the clay turned into

ash. Because Darth Vadar's son

[mikeypizano]

lost his internet connection. Comcast

[EXCiD3]

blocked all his pirated software

[mikeypizano]

like Linux because he's hacking

[EXCiD3]

and stealing from the internetz.

[mikeypizano]

<p>Suddenly, he was attacked by

[EXCiD3]

by the MPAA and RIAA!

[mikeypizano]

Gasp! Even Microsoft was there!

[monsieurdozier]

<p> Then Mikey had to go

[mikeypizano]

to KFC to get some

[EXCiD3]

chicken! Leeroy JENKINS!!!!!!!!!! Next he

[realvz]

Installed TOR to bypass comcast

[mikeypizano]

but Linux refused to connect.

[EXCiD3]

So then he decided to

[mikeypizano]

smash the comcast building with

[Officer Dibble]

<P>his new friend Transformer, who<P>

[LaRoza]

<P>his new friend Transformer, who<P>

got bad ratings for acting.

[EXCiD3]

On the other side of

[realvz]

the road was a naked

[mikeypizano]

Steve Balmer screaming Developers!

[nowshining]

screaming Developers develop a strategy

[EXCiD3]

for developing strategies! Next up

[mikeypizano]

the road was the President.

[EXCiD3]

Monkeys started to develop a

[mikeypizano]

open source application similar to

[EXCiD3]

World of Warcraft!!!! :p Hahaha laughed the

[mikeypizano]

Zerg as they Zerg Rushed

[nowshining]

craft of war, says I

[mikeypizano]

. My kingdom for a taco!

[LaRoza]

. My kingdom for a taco!

But I am a vegan...

[mikeypizano]

Said the hippy as he

[EXCiD3]

started playing his new PS3! :D

[perlluver]

called his cat doobie.

[Frak]

talking twice made him feel

[avik]

quite quesy indeed. So he

[LaRoza]

shut his mouth. He then

[mikeypizano]

installed Ubuntu on his cat.

[Frak]

Then on his new toaster...

[mikeypizano]

The toaster had Broadcom Wifi...

[EXCiD3]

which gutsy seemed to hate.

[mikeypizano]

But NDISWRAPPER saved his faithful

[EXCiD3]

iPhone from getting washed in

[mikeypizano]

Harry Potters Magic Washing Machine.

[EXCiD3]

Steve ballmer began to sing

[mikeypizano]

Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers! Then

[EXCiD3]

Bill Gates pranced back to

[mikeypizano]

his System76 Darter Ultra laptop.

[EXCiD3]

But he was quickly disappointed

[mikeypizano]

that he could not find

[EXCiD3]

the START button or My

[mikeypizano]

Documents. Then screamed LINUX SUCKS!

[floke]

But Arch linux was better!

[mikeypizano]

Steve seen the Linux and

[EXCiD3]

DOS were both better than

[Frak]

the 95 through Vista Desktop

[floke]

- but it was no good.

[EXCiD3]

So microsoft decided to start

[mikeypizano]

Winix, a Microsoft Linux distro.

[Officer Dibble]

Winix, a Microsoft Linux distro.

<P>As free as mafiosi favors<P>

[LaRoza]

<P>As free as mafiosi favors<P>

MS sent ninjas to kill

[lukeminus]

the shy kid playing hack.

[-grubby]

but they all lost sanity

[EXCiD3]

when they installed gutsy gibbon.

[santiagoward2000]

and found something really cool

[EXCiD3]

called APTonUSB. ;) They decided to

[santiagoward2000]

prepare some coffe and start

[EXCiD3]

brewing a glass of ubuntu

[santiagoward2000]

while they got their hands

[mikeypizano]

very orange flavored while using

[EXCiD3]

hairnets to block out the

[mikeypizano]

hotdog radition eminating from the

[EXCiD3]

newest release of Windows Vista.

[mikeypizano]

Lets play Dungeons and Dragons!

[EXCiD3]

Nah im not into Pokemon...

[mikeypizano]

Lets play DRAGONS AND DUNGEONS!

[popch]

Lets play DRAGONS AND DUNGEONS!

Let's drag players to dungeons

[SomethinSnappy]

owned and operated by MS

[mikeypizano]

and cover them in pudding!

[-grubby]

but the pudding is poisoned

[EXCiD3]

with microsoft lies and other

[DutyDuty]

various computer-related difficulties. However,

[xyz]

the tasks at hand turned

[-grubby]

into gooey,yummy jello pudding

[xyz]

to which Windows is allergic.